* Posts by jai

2310 publicly visible posts • joined 8 May 2007

Nokia confirms 'iPhone killer' handset in pipeline

jai

keyboard

i seem to remember everyone has been saying for the last year that a key failing of the iPhone is the lack of a proper keyboard.

so would i be wrong in expect all those same people to level the same criticism at the Nokia Tube?

or are Nokia fanbois suddenly coming around to the idea of a completely touch interface device?

jai
Coat

so...

will you be calling this one the Pontius Pilot phone then?

or the Judas phone?

:)

Influential tech pundit says iPhone 'will be 3G in 60 days'

jai

@CharlieClark & MalcolmHall

have either of you actually used an iPhone? or are you just trolling with regurgitated rumours that you read somewhere before the iPhone was released last year?

i'm not had a problem with sending txts or recieving phone calls on mine. it's perfectly possible to send txt messages, you can send to multiple people, the keyboard is very fast to use, i can type a full proper message faster on that than i can a crpy txt msg 1

the only thing that is missing is MMS, and to be honest, i'd rather send an email for free with the picture at full res than send an expensive mms message

Royal Mail sites hit by downtime cock-up

jai

gotta say though

i was dreading using the phone to trace a parcel - i figured i'd be on hold for hours - but it only took 5 minutes of "please press 1 now, otherwise hold the line" before i got to speak to someone

they weren't able to find my parcel either, but that's besides the point - the phone did prove to be a viable fallback device

Wikipedia-reading boffins jimmy keyless door to entire universe

jai

@Ash - aluminium

that article you link to states the following:

"Davy proposed the name aluminum for the metal and later agreed to change it to aluminum. Shortly thereafter, the name aluminum was adopted to conform with the "ium" ending of most elements, and this spelling is now in use elsewhere in the world"

which makes no sense at all - they've spelt it wrong there somewhere, but which one?

and anyway - the point is not the pronouciation of the end of the word, it's the begining bit that the sceptics have trouble with. it's not aloo-minum, it's al-u-min-um(ium whichever)

Microsoft denies Lite-On Blu-ray rumour

jai

re: LOL...

me neither

and neither have my 3 friends who have PS3s

no ones had their's brick or freeze or die or anything. no need to return to Sony and wait two weeks without playing any games at all until a new one is provided

since the hd-dvd / blu-ray war ended, it seems the only enjoyment we get these days is the arguing over 360/ps3 and anti/pro-apple el reg posts

Wicker Man sequel goes up in smoke

jai

paypal

can't they put up a paypal address and then we can all give a couple of quid to boost their finances or something

Dead wife contacts Lancs man via SMS

jai

@Sarah Bee

rofl - oh very good - that's sheer genius

Blu-ray Xbox 360 to be sold at a loss?

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Thumb Up

re: Blu-Ray Players

there's no way the original star wars were filmed in HD compatible film

that said, in the mid-90s when Lucas re-worked them and re-released the Special Edition versions, he said then he was reprocessing each frame of each film so that they'd be future proofed for new tech

so i'm quite looking forward to getting them on blu-ray - that'll be the 4th time i've bought A New Hope then.

jai

@Alex

104months is 8 and a half years?

you mean 104weeks perhaps?

jai

re: On the fence

but why would the xbox be the more appealing choice

sure, the box itself is cheaper, but to play online it'll cost you the xbox live xtortionate costs

ps3 is free online game play

Galaxy's smallest known black hole discovered

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Boffin

general theory

i thought i saw a program on telly a couple of weeks ago that had Stephen Hawking in it (so it must be right, right?) about how one of his colleagues had come up with super-string theory that does account for general relativity and quantummechanics - but to be honest, as fascinating as it was, most of it went over my head and i can't remember any of the more technical details

Document glitch sparks GTA IV ban scare

jai
Flame

the BBFC knows what is good for it

if GTA IV had been refused a certificate there would have been riots, civil war and i personally would have burned their offices to the ground

not that violent video games engender violent behaviour or anything, but damnit it's hard enough to wait the next 27 days let along potentially having to wait longer!!!

Exec sounds death knell for games consoles

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citrix

but, while i'm more than happy using Citrix to admin and fix issues on the servers at work while i'm at home, there's no way i'm going to play GTA IV or UT3 or Killzone over that kinda setup

he does have a point though - very soon there'll be little need for the physical media - GT5P came out this weekend and I bought and downloaded it on sunday. sure, i'll run out disk space and probably delete it in 6 months, but then after 6 months, i'd be unlikely to put the phsyical disk back in my ps3 either, so no loss.

Virgin Media in talks to trial three strikes regime against P2P

jai

non-static ip numbers

but, i don't have a static ip with VM - i've no idea if it changes very often, but it's definately not static

so what are the odds that someone spends all saturday giving away gigabytes of music files and then sunday, Virgin blip their DNS or whatever and then i connect and get assigned the IP that the P2Per previously used, and i get the bill for billions in lost copyright?

is it worth me keeping record of every IP address i'm assigned and in which i was connected, so that should i find myself wrongly accused, i've got records which should match Virgin's own?

OOXML approved as international standard?

jai

re: @ By jeremy

Cadbury's Cream Eggs - they're immune from coruption

but anything else is fair game these days

Snort coke, shaft the environment, say boffins

jai

illegal/legal won't make a difference

i don't see why legalising concaine would result in the cocaine growers suddenly switching to environmentally friendly methods

you guys are clearly snorting the charlie if you think so

the producers of concaine are in it for the money. if concaine suddenly becomes legal, then these people aren't suddenly going to go legit and pay their taxes. they'll keep producing it illegally because it's cheaper that way. also, they'll cut their costs to remain in the competition and undercut the legal producers (who have to pay taxes and employee healthcare and drug rehab schemes).

and the cheaper methods of production are going to be even more environmentally damaging than their current methods

Apple 'most successful world brand'

jai

re: Not convinced

i think the point is that the survery was asking for people's perceptions, not actually counting units sold

this survey merely shows that people think Apple is a better brand than Ford, or Hotpoint or Ariel

if you like, it's a measure of the marketting success then - the companies you refer to are probably considered by the masses as generic and therefore boring

the top 4 in this survey are the ones people find more interesting

Apple lags MS in security response

jai

apple fanbois

odd though, that it's always the anti-apple crowd that respond first to these stories

Hackers mug gamers in Playstation Store

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confidence among gamers

in a country where the government are unable to keep our personal details safe and secure and not lost in the post, really, do you think we're going to get _that_ worried about someone having access to our profile ids - which can only really hold our online ID and password, a fragment of a credit card number and possibly our address. At worst, they've pinched the 1.40quid i have left in my online wallet because i only ever fill it up 5 quid at a time when i need to buy something

i'm confused how they will have nicked the money from the online wallets though, because the money is non-refundable when you load it from your credit card. So at worst, someone's managed to move all those leftover quids into their own PSN account, but i don't see how they could have moved the money into the real world - without leaving an obvious audit trail

Wombat rape ordeal turns NZ man Australian

jai

@ bob_blah

i assume you meant flag?

Blu-ray 0, SDHC card 1, THX Chief Scientist predicts

jai

In the future I want to be able to carry four to five movies around with me

i already carry around 4 to 5 movies with me in my pocket - they're loaded onto my iPod touch and encoded in h.264

Apple grants Windows PCs the right to run Safari for Windows

jai

web-ster! web-ster!

while it's very reassuring to see that Mr Phreaky is still with us, it'd be nice if he could provide links to current articles that talk about the current version of Safari - not ones from last year that talk about pre-3.0 Safari

Blu-ray 'to bloom', now HD DVD's dead

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re: Er, No!

i thought BD discs could hold 50gb - that's ten times the storage of a dvd, isn't it?

in low-res divx you're bound to be able to fit as much of your trekkie show in 50gb as you like, no?

Mozilla CEO blasts Apple for putting security of the internet at risk

jai
Jobs Halo

secuirty

"I didn't know I installed Safari on this computer, but if I did I guess I should update it."

this is the real issue here

how do you know that what looks like the Apple updater (or even the Firefox updater) isn't some new piece of malware that's slipped past your virus checker?

and even though it occurs to you that you don't remember installing Safari, you click the update button anyway

if it had been malware, you've just given it permission to install anything

i think the Mozilla dude brings up a very good point

we are TOO trusting of our updaters and really, thanks should be given to Apple for showing us this.

blindly clicking update is as bad as blindly clicking a link in an email

Sony pledges Blu-ray Profile 2.0 PS3 update this month

jai

bravia theatre sync?

i'm also hoping the the theatre sync feature will be made available to the ps3 soon - if not in this next update then the one after?

having a sony telly, stereo and ps3, it'd be nice to have them all fully linked and talking to each other

Arthur C. Clarke dead at 90

jai
Alien

rip

a sad loss indeed

i never read as many of his books as i wanted to - but those i did were great

hopefully something good might come of this - it might prompt someone to finally get around to working out how to build a space elevator in his memory - i'd love to see one of those in action

Three questions for the Jesus SDK

jai

IM

i wonder how many you that are so addicted to your IM chats that you cannot bare to drop offline for the 5 minutes it takes to make a phone call, are the same ones that routinely bash facebook users for a similar addicition

the line about about "getting real work done via IM"

is it REALLY work, or just chatting with your pals, eh? because, surely if it's important and serious work, and email would be better, as it's then written and you can retrieve it easily later. or if it's really THAT important or urgent, you could, you know, call the person on your phone to explain the problem / resolve the issue / etc

Digital TV sales soar as Brits flock to Freeview

jai

freeview

i just got a new telly, and it has freeview enabled

was never able to get freeview whenever i've tried to tune in a device before, but gave it a go anyway and the signal must have increased in the last 6 months because it was able to pick up loads of channels

admittedly, there still the same tripe on the freeview channels as there are on Sky and VirginMedia, but at least i'm not paying each month for the priviledge to not-view the tripe. so shall be phoning up VirginMedia to cancel the telly service and in 2 years time the telly will have paid for itself.

even in the Big Storm earlier this week, the signal was pretty good - only really broke up to the point of being unwatchable a couple of times on Channel 5 - but then, it's only once in a blue moon that anything on C5 is worth watching anyway so no worries

Apple sued in server-to-iPod song shift patent clash

jai

ridiculous patents

i wish i'd thought to patent the practice of patenting very generic ideas in the hope that someone in the next 20 years will do something along the same lines so that then i can sue them for millions without having to do any work myself

Nyko beats Sony to PS3 rumble controller release

jai

junk

The author of the article claims that this Nyko is "shockingly similar looking"

Only if the shock is that it looks nothing like the Dualshock design. this Nyko is far uglier.

combined with the lack of PS button and the use of a usb dongle make this utterly pointless.

However, I assume the author of the article isn't a serious console gamer - the "backlit LED buttons, which should be useful during late-night gaming sessions" will, in fact, be of no use late at night - if you don't know where the buttons are on the controller by that time of night, you should give up and go to sleep.

(and also, as we all know, if you're gaming that late, you should at least have one other source of ambient lighting on as well as the tv otherwise you'll send yourself blind and everyone will assume you were playing with yourself in a totally different way)

Man webcams butt in Burnout Paradise prang rage

jai

for the world to see

trouble is - this kind of stuff is going to end up posted to sites like this:

http://www.mugshotparadise.com/

that said, this kind of antic brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "you want the moon on a stick....."

Ten years old: the world's first MP3 player

jai

re: Interesting why Sony were so late to play

i expect Sony were so late because they were still trying to get the world to believe in minidisc

i seem to recall they ended up making a MDplayer that you could hook up to the pc and download mp3 files to

got to admit, i was very dubious of the mp3 'revolution' - being a minidisc person all through the 90s. it was only the arrival of the iPod (being an Apple fanatic) that convinced me to switch

BBC iPlayer for iPhone and iPod Touch is iGo

jai

Re: Re: bbc/cloud

Ah! you are right - sorry, hadn't read about that before

i'd assumed you refered to the iPhone having free Cloud access - so now it means I can watch Armstrong & Miller on my iPhone and Hotel Babylon on my iPod Touch at the same time! woohoo!!

:-)

jai

bbc/cloud

Is it not O2 that has the contract with the Cloud? not bbc?

Steve Jobs unveils plans to dominate RIM BlackBerry, Life, the Universe, and Everything

jai
Jobs Halo

re: @webster

I think you have hit the nail on the head there - Webster is obviously the inbred offspring of amanfrommars and El Reg's disapointment and anger at being continually spurned from being invited to Apple press events.

Why you should care that Jimmy Wales ignores reality

jai

Citizendium?

Is Citizendium any good then?

Because, wikipedia, despite it's faults, as long as you're aware that it's contents aren't the gospel truth, is useful for some things.

but if Citizendium has a similar breadth of infomation then i'll happily switch over to using that when looking up info

RIM out to patent BlackBerry slider

jai

re: Welcome

i was going to say the same thing

what makes this design different (and therefore worthy of patent) from the HTC design? the trackball? Does that really require a full patent?

or have HTC not patented their design and so RIM are hoping to retro-sue them for prior infringement on their future IP?

Paramount, DreamWorks rip up HD DVD release list

jai

re: why the hurry?

i suspect there is some accounting-magic that can be done.

they'll be writing off the loses incurred by cutting off the hd-dvd releases so quickly, and that probably means they can report better figures in annual reports. or such write-offs are tax deductable or some other arcane accountancy skullduggery

also - the discs may have already been pressed, but there are a lot more costs involved in getting them to market - the packaging may not be done yet, then there's distribution costs and marketing costs etc etc possible all that has been already been produced can easily be recycled, etc..

the cost of disc manufacturing could be negligable compared to the cost of completing the process of getting them to the shops - and even then, there's no guarentee they'll sell at all now that there's so much press about how HD-dvd is dead

i just want Paramount to hurry up and re-release Transformers on blu-ray

Apple unearths Time Capsule

jai

wireless backup with TimeMachine

if you don't want to replace your current wifi router and you already have a disk attached to it, you can use this:

http://www.xiotios.com/itimemachine.html

the functionality is there in OS X, it's just not enable by default

Gov boffins to carry out simulated London dirty bombing

jai

re: Why bother?

of course they'll use a dirty bomb, i've seen it on 24 - it's what all the terrorists want to use

Apple posts iPhone 1.1.4 update

jai

re: And the French version?

i don't see why there would be any problem with the French version.

if it is allowed to work with other SIMs because it is an officially unlocked one, then Apple's update is not likely to suddenly lock it.

this update only relocks those iphone that have been hacked to be unlocked

Nokia unwraps bendy nanotech phone

jai

re: not all hype

so what they're saying is they have mock ups of the devices in seperate states, and they they're saying, we'd start with it looking like this, and then, with nano-magic, it'll look like this

but they don't actually have the nano-tech working yet

tsk

it's just like prototype cars just as Andy says

Cops hunt charred power cable thief

jai
Flame

darwin

potential candidate for next year's Darwin Awards then?

Teen hacker re-unlocks Apple's iPhone

jai

title

actually, i'm convinced this is a good thing for apple.

everytime they release new firmware, there are tons of news articles about it

and each time someone jailbreaks the new firmware, there's yet more new articles

as the old adage goes, there's no such thing as bad publicity

Automated crack for Windows Live captcha goes wild

jai

more complex = less users

the trouble with making the captchas more complex to defeat automated systems is that they'll then get more difficult for regular users. what about colourblind people? or those with bad eyesight

and to be honest, if i have to spend 5 minutes trying to decipher a set of barely visible characters just to sign up to a web forum, or get free email, i probably can't be bothered.

the idea of using double captchas where one is a question and the other an answer is a good one, but honestly it sounds like far too much effort for most users to be bothered with.

so who would want to implement a system that is going to turn people away from your site before they've even managed to log in?

US expat casts ballot from Vienna, wonders if anyone got it

jai

@Richard Gadsden

"and then the paper is destroyed (normally burnt) in public."

i did not know that

is it done with any kind of ceremony or something? i kinda like the idea, it seems quite an old fashioned way of doing it and it'd be cool to see

DHS official moots Real ID rules for buying cold medicine

jai

genius

this is a genius plan though, isn't it?

because surely, ID cards are only issued to those that the Federal State likes. so illegal aliens and terrorists and so on won't get one

then, instead of having to worry about rounding up all these unwanted types and dealing with them, you just wait for the common cold to do the work for you and wipe out the unwanted.

and then, next time the election comes around, you revoke the id cards for all those who voted for the other guy

at least in 1984 the establishment had to put some effort in to stamping out non-conformists. but this way, there's no effort involved, just wait for illness to take it's course and weed out the undesirables. the evolutionary process will ensure that the gene that makes some people distrust the government is slowly lost.

16GB iPhone to launch today

jai
Jobs Halo

and it's true

the US store is back online and it is showing the 16gb version for $499

however the UK site still only lists the 8gb model

perhaps the site got the continents confused in their excitement at having such an exclusive

IFPI wins Danish block on Pirate Bay

jai

so....

"won a court victory to force Tele2 Denmark, a large ISP, to block access"

"The firm accounts for about four per cent of the country's broadband market"

4% doesn't sound very large to me - unless there are hundreds and hundreds of ISPs in Denmark? and if there are, that means fearce competition making it very easy for users to switch, no?

also - are the Danes as a country really such a large user of the PirateBay?

large enough, that by blocking 4% of them from accessing the site, that'll make any difference when compared to everyone else in the rest of the world who uses it?