* Posts by jai

2310 publicly visible posts • joined 8 May 2007

World Health Organization: Mobile phone cancer risk 'possible'

jai

oh the irony...

...of reading this article via the m.theregister.co.uk portal...

Simply viewing Apple kit provokes religious euphoria

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i suspect the research is backwards

all this proves is that someone who is a fan of something, and probably thinks about it much more than normal, recognises and appreciates the image of the thing they like

for relgious types, it's their imagry and icons. for mac fanatics, it's the shiny shiny boxes and dock icons.

for soccer fans it's the sight of 11 men getting sweaty together and for world of warcraft players it's a can of mountain dew

Boffin quests for, finds 'earphone Holy Grail'

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sounds promising

although, ideally they'd be on a bluetooth unit to remove the wire, and I wonder then would there be additional power drain?

Jaguar hybrid supercar gets green light

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want one!

seems i better buy a lottery ticket this weekend then!!

Star Wars: From dream sci-fi bride to perfect Blu-ray wife

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exactly how many...

...Bothan's died to bring us this news?

Five amazing computers for under £100

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miss my psion s3 :(

used my psion series 3 everyday when i had it - awesome machine and as the article says, the only machine to ever adequately replace the filofax.

replaced it eventually with a series 5

so strange that its only now with smartphones that we're getting back to being close to the functionality that these little machines provided us with back in the 90s

Dynasty Warriors 7

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such a shame

the original game was so much fun and different when it came out

shame to see the franchise has become just another typical uninnovative franchise :(

Tron: Legacy 3D Blu-ray disc set

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yes, but that's good isn't it?

i thought it was a refreshing change to see a film that used the 3D when it was required and useful, not using every minute to try and find a reason to throw objects at the camera. I'd say because of it's lack of overuse, it's probably the 3D film I've enjoyed the most so far.

Reviewers slam BlackBerry PlayBook software

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not the only one

but perhaps one of the few that didn't expect RIM to see what a stupid idea that was and come up with what their customers want and not what they thought they would want.

MYSTERY of huge Canadian chicken-shed EXPLOSION

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the title bit

i suspect he's one of the "i won't write a title" malcontents that seem to form the majority of El Reg commentators

Red Dwarf to blast off on new adventure

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the Dave special was a big hit

in as far as it was a big hit for Dave the channel.

Apparently it drew in record numbers of viewers for the channel. Probably not close to the numbers that watched the show in BBC3 at it's peak, but for Dave it did well. And that translates directly into record numbers of viewers of the adverts that were showing in those slots, which allows Dave to charge more from the advertisers, and so fund the new series.

Lister: What d'ya think of Betty?

Cat: Betty Rubble? Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma.

Lister: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?

Cat: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.

Lister: She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.

jai

well spin my nipplenuts and send me to Alaska!!

You bunch of depressing smegheads! Have some optimism for once! You're acting like someone just told you there's no silicon heaven!

This is quite possibly the best news I've heard since... since they announced the Back To Earth special.

Which, admittedly, wasn't as good as everyone hoped, but i enjoyed it. It was a lot better than the last series of the show, even if it didn't hit the highs of the all time classic episodes.

Still, whatever they produce, it'll be a HUGE amount better than the dross that was Hyperdrive and anything else sci-fi that's been on telly recently.

So have some faith you lot! It'll be great! It says so in Space Corps Directive 34124

iPhone 5? You might be waiting till 2012

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yawn

isn't this the 3rd or 4th year that there have been rumours of a low-priced iPhone?

Technology turns us into RAGING CRACKHEADS

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unless

he lives in Norfork :)

Microsoft wraps Windows 8 in Ribbon UI?

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a ribbon to hang themselves with

Ribbon will ensure that no one ever upgrades to W8 and will instead increase the market share for Linux, OS X, GoogleOS and whatever else is out there that is at all useable.

[slow claps for Mirco$oft]

Acer Android tablets priced

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ignorance

Probably because the types who buy Android kit have no real idea about how RAM is used on tablet devices and wonder why it doesn't have 16gb like their desktop pc has.

Mobile operators ditch Tube plans

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hurrah!!

really hope this isn't an April Fools, that'll be really disapointing

James Cameron to amp up Avatar frame rate

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yes but...

...thumbs down for someone green-lighting not just a 2nd but a 3rd film too :(

Vanilla Ice to tackle panto Captain Hook

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also

also was awesome on the Bloodhound Gang's track Boom!

jai

Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly

who knew that the line "check out the hook while my dj revolves it....." would be so prophetic

i shall be looking forward to seeing him "rock a mic like a vandal" and "light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle"

Apple's 'App Store trademark': A farce of Jobsian proportions

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hoover

> when people talk about competitors’ stores, they call them 'app stores'.

On the rare occasion that i tidy up my flat, i get out the hoover.

It's a dyson, but I use it to do the hoovering.

Amazon jumps the gun on free clouds

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plays anywhere?

apart from outside the US

and apart from on an iPhone (no iOS player app yet, web player doesn't work on iOS Safari)

and apart from your work pc which is likely behind sufficient firewalls and site blocking to prevent you getting connected to the Cloud Drive

So I can use it at home then. Where I currently have all my mp3s on my home computer and can play them instantly wihtout having to wait for stream-lag or for non-peak-periods when my ISP isn't throttling my bandwidth.

so yeah, fantastic idea Amazon

Mobile phones immobilise bones

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so what you're saying is...

...the iPhone4's so-called antenna problem is actually helping to save my hips from falling apart?

Early demand knocks back UK iPad 2 delivery dates

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good quantities?

the Orange shop on Cheapside has only 7 units

but then, there's no one queuing outside yet, so perhaps 7 is all they'll need

Stardust comet hunter drifts off into space

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Only there's no setting sun in space

nor credits nor horses for that matter

"without attitude control keeping its solar panels facing the Sun"

attitude control? these spacecraft can get agressive if left unsupervised? :)

RIM's PlayBook to run Android apps

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one step behind

so it'll always be able to run Android apps that are one version behind the latest android release?

you'll have to wait for RIM to release an update to their app player?

so, why not just get a fully android tablet and not have any restrictions or delays

also, the article seems to suggest you can only buy the android apps through the blackberry store? so they're only going to allow certain apps to be available?

Ten... on-ear headphones

jai

what's with all the can-love?

there seems to have been a never-ending string of Headphone reviews.

when will we get a decent earphone reviews? i don't want to walk around like a throwback to the 70s with big heavy cans on my head, i want some nice lightweight in-ear-phones that give reasonable sound and also the y shape lead that goes around the back of the neck (which seemed to be the only style available in the 90s) and not the Y style that seems to have come back into fashion despite it's prevelance for getting caught in thinks and pulling the 'phones sharply out of my ears

Microsoft Kinect powers DIY Eye of Sauron

jai

sweeeet

i want one for xmas kthxbye!

TV sitcom opens up the world of penetration testing

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hopefully more Sneakers than Hackers?

I'm hoping it'll be more like Sneakers - I can see Christian Slater in the Robert Redford role, just a bit more extreme and amusing.

Trouble is, Slater has bad luck with tv shows, even the ones I like (like My Own Worst Enemy) get cancelled, so I'm worried about this one.

O2 ups 3G speeds by 30%

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is this why

is this why i've had no 3G connection at all to O2 yesterday and today? and even seem to be having trouble getting an Edge connection.

Apple: Yes, Safari outperforms embedded iOS web viewer

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Apple spokeswoman tells The Register

Now that's the real story here, forget this Safari nonesense.

How much did El Reg pay Steve?

Or what dirt has Cade got on Miss Muller that he's used to bribe her with???

Google (finally) releases antidote to Google ad webpage drag

jai

The remarkable thing...

"The remarkable thing is that it works and it's very fast"

The remarkable thing is that they didn't do it like this the first time, and so drove us all to install an ad blocker to try and avoid the lag

Judge mulls 'wasted costs' as ACS:Law cases close

jai

criminal

It's was pure extortion. These should be criminal proceedings, not just claims for recovering costs.

RIM tells users of bloodied BlackBerry to disable JavaScript

jai

better advice

Better advice for their customers would be "if you wish to browse the web, get a better phone with either Android or iOS"

Asus Eee Pad Slider

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deja vu

it's a Psion Series7!!!!

god i loved my Series5

but that was because it would fit in my jacket pocket and was very easy to type and navigate both while holding in the hands and lying on a table.

I'm pretty sure the Series7 didn't work because it was too big to work well as a hand held unit, just not portable enough.

and i wonder if that will be the same problem with this Asus. Just too big to be a portable tablet, so why not just get a netbook instead, and have the easy of a full OS and a mouse pointer?

Apple sells 500,000 iPads, runs out of stock

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in fact, 49% were PC users

Actually, apparently the "buyers were split almost evenly between Mac and PC users (51%/49%)"

http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2011/03/13/piper-jaffray-ipad-2-totally-sold-out-70-to-new-buyers/

Apple bans iPhone 3G patch omission talk from forum

jai

5 years after end of life?

So "end of life" doesn't actually mean end of life? If a product is EOL'd, doesn't that mean that it's no longer supported?

Besides, if you're _that_ worried that the websites you visit are going to be maliciously crafted to pwn your iPhone then you should pony up and upgrade to a current model like the rest of the world has.

Xperia Play gets UK debut date

jai

meh

i'll wait for the NGP

iPhone 5 design drawings spied on web

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faceplate

the fact that it uses the same faceplate as the recently leaked one makes no odds. you'd be able to fit that faceplate on an iphone4 style back or an iphone3/ipodTouch type back.

Microsoft pushes back cut 'n' paste update

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funny

I remember the incredulity displayed on the Reg comment pages when there was no cut/paste on the iPhone.

Apple frees iOS 4.3 two days before iPad 2 Arrival™

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Found your problem

"on the pc"

jai

re: Charging money for tools

valid point, but it seems where Apple goes, the others follow, so for how long with the dev tools for other systems remain free?

Microsoft to Apple: 'Oh, yeah? Well, your font is too small'

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@kain preacher "never seen a product called windows"

Really? I've got loads at home. I use it to let outside light in so that I don't have to keep the lights on all the time during the day.

BBC to take cautious approach to 3D 'hype'

jai

good news

i'm not sure i want to watch Rastamouse in 3D

Kinect connect rate outstrips Sony PS3 Move

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personally

Personally I've been waiting until I get Killzone3 before getting a Move controller.

There aren't any Kinect games that i'm interested in playing yet.

So that's one more sale to Sony coming along when March payday rolls around.

Apple fanbois leak secrets of Mac OS X Lion

jai

Rosetta killed so you need to find new equivalents

surely you've had plenty of time to find a replacement in the YEARS since they provided Rosetta.

iPad 2 launch could be delayed by two months, analyst says

jai

So seems this rumour is false too

I guess that's the trouble with reporting on rumour stories, they are, afterall, just rumours.

Seems the "delays" aren't going to happen and everything is on course.

Does anyone else get the feeling that perhaps these analysts were just trying to move the stock market prices for themselves?

http://www.macrumors.com/2011/02/22/rumors-of-iphone-5-ipad-2-delays-called-untrue/

jai

stupid analysts

It can't be delayed when there is no release date.

Apple 'greed' tax spreads beyond music, movies, magazines

jai

stop scaremongering

You see what you've gone and done now?

The article is inaccurate and wrong and as a result you've raised the blood pressures of all those 'droidtards above.

You're killing your readship y'know, slowly by slowly, day by day.

(Actually, I've no problem with that - the world would be a nicer place with less bile-spitting Android fanatics and more happy Apple enthusiasts, but this method is surely going to take too long to bear appreciable results)

For what it's worth, not that anyone will read this, SaaS apps aren't included in the 30% subscription tax

http://www.macrumors.com/2011/02/21/steve-jobs-email-suggests-in-app-subscriptions-dont-apply-to-software-as-a-service/

jai

does not apply to SaaS apps

http://www.macrumors.com/2011/02/21/steve-jobs-email-suggests-in-app-subscriptions-dont-apply-to-software-as-a-service/