* Posts by jai

2310 publicly visible posts • joined 8 May 2007

Apple said to be prepping public beta for OS X Yosemite

jai

"later this month"

so.... that would be next week then?

(seeing as the non-public beta had a release last Friday, it's unlikely to be another release so soon this week).

Remember when Google+ outed everyone by their real names? Now Google's sorry

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Re: Gone

Oh what bliss do the ignorant and naive so enjoy....

Piece of Apple close to smashing CRAZY 2012 share price record

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But... you told us Peak Apple had happened?

I'm confused. El Reg has spent the last 2 years telling us that 2012 was PEAK Apple and it's all doom and gloom for the company since.

But they've totally failed to tell us that the stock price has been on the rise again recently. I suspect El Reg was delibrately spreading the PEAK Apple sub-headline in order to drive down the price so they could buy up cheap stock. And now they have a big pile of stock, they're telling us the price is on the rise in the hope we also buy more and push the price higher.

Skullduggery and duplicity are afoot!

iWatch 'due November'... Y'all know what time it is? Now you do

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Re: Who actually wears a watch anymore?

"The Sun is a great clock, if you have clues. When it's dark, SLEEP"

it's not really a great clock, is it? a clock should be consistent.

the sun rose at 5am this morning. it will set at 21:12 tonight - although it's not actually "dark" until well past 10pm.

but in January, the sun doesn't rise until 8am and it sets at 16:19. Your so-called "Sun" clock either requires that we all are allowed to work felxible hours during the year, or that our bosses don't mind if we fall asleep at our desks on winter afternoons (at least, without having to hide it)

Read the proposed US ASTEROIDS Act to green-light mining IN SPAAAACE

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Re: There are so many problems.

i think the point of this Act is that it attempts to remove one of the other problems that will occur down the line, once all those other problems you list are overcome.

jai

and steals said mined products from the US private space

well, that's just plain stealing. doesn't matter if you're on the ground or in space, whether you're american or more sophisticated. you'd have to intercept, board, probably overcome-if-not-kill the crew, make off with the booty. we'll be bringing back the old piracy laws and setting up a Eastern Galaxy Trading Company to patrol the murky depths of the starry skies. Pirates of the Capricon Cluster......

Watch: DARPA shows off first successful test of STEERABLE bullet

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Shooter

So, when Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch was sniping in 2008's Shooter, as far as I can tell from Google (am working this Saturday, so can't take the time to re-watch the movie to double check before i post), they were only talking about distances around 1800m.

So was the movie that being uncharacteristically modest (for Hollywood) in it's claims? Or was 1800 at the higher end of the records back then, but in the last 6 years the distances have increased?

Future Apple gumble could lock fanbois out of their own devices

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Re: stupidity upon stupidity

I may be wrong

yes, i think you are. the way i understood the patent was that (if enabled) the phone wouldn't require you to unlock the screen via pin or fingerprint sensor if it knows that you are at home. in your home, for most people, it's unlikely that you're phone has been stolen, so the security measures are a pain in the neck.

also, i would expect this feature, if it ever appears, is a user option. so if you don't trust the people you live with, you don't have to enable it.

Lindsay Lohan sues Grand Theft Auto V makers for 'using her image'

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The cover for the game...

Actually, the girl on the cover "could arguably be said to look like" Shelby Welinder, the model that Rockstar hired.

Perhaps she can now sue Lohan for trying to appropriate her image?

UK mobile sales in the toilet: Down by FIVE MILLION this year

jai

Re: Is this really a problem?

Not a problem for the consumer.

But a problem for the channel and highstreet sellers who were getting used to the big turnovers these past few years.

BBC offers briefest of teasers for the next Doctor Who

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Re: Monkey

In the worlds before The Doctor, primal chaos reigned.

The Timelords sought order.

But a Tardis can fly only with its Eye of Harmony.

The Timelords and Daleks fought again and yet again,

As endless aeons wheeled and passed.

Time and the pure essences of Gallifrey,

the moisture of the Earth,

the powers of the sun and the moon,

All worked upon a certain policebox, old as creation.

And it became transparent and vanished.

That policebox was named "The Tardis".

Timothy Dalton, the Timelord Rassilon, said,

"In the final days of Earth, everyone had bad dreams."

A wave of the sonic, caused the doors to open.

From it then came The Doctor.

The nature of The Doctor was irrepressible!

MIT and CERN's secure webmail plan stumped by PayPal freeze

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Re: I wonder....

technically, it's on Indiegogo, not Kickstarter, but i guess that's still going to be passing the funding through the States, yes?

I/O NOOOOO!!! We sat through Google's bum numbing 3-hour keynote so you didn't have to

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Re: AKA Apples WWDC of 2018

Not really the same, Apple's WWDC keynotes are unlikely to include the protesters or the demos that failed.

Although, if they do, El Reg will be sure to report on them, whereas they've managed to censor such details from this article.

Freeze, Glasshole! Stop spying on me at the ATM

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Re: WTF......

I'm sure i saw an episode of Columbo or Diagnosis Murder or some other daytime 80s police proceedural where the wrong'un of the episode did exactly that with a camera to photograph the security keypad on a door so they could break in a kill the victim.

Just because it's new technology, does not mean it is a new threat.

Apple's October iWatch beefy, 'arched' – report

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Re: you mean about the size of the iPhone 4?

did someone cut your iPhone 4 in half or something?

that size is only 50% bigger than the iPod Nano (6th gen) that worked very well on a watch strap. if there's any truth in this rumour then i suspect we'll see a rectangular screen, so the screen will be aboutsize as the 7th gen ipod nano. if so, then it's going to curve around your wrist i guess.

Google, Microsoft to add remote KILL switch to phones

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Re: And what's the real subtext here...?

well, that already happened with iPhones. but turns out, the miscreants weren't actually killing people's phones - they'd just phished their account ids and passwords and then activated the kill switch. which many were able to by-pass by a simple phone reset.

So as long as Microsoft and Google implement it in a secure manner, it should remain sufficiently difficult for your miscreants to do it.

AV for Mac

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Re: Install the free Sophos AV for home users ...

+1 for Sophos. Have it on all of mine - seems to run nice and quitely in the background, routinely picks up malware in email attachements and zaps them, never hear from it the rest of the time. and it's free, but uses the same virus definitions as the paid-for windows software does

New iOS 8 SDK: Come in, apps. Get cozy, sip wine, swap numbers

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Re: Filesystem access?

would that be the iCloud Disk that they also announced yesterday?

YOSEMITE GLAM: Apple unveils gussied up OS X

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Re: Interested by iCloud Drive

you might want to look again, from a slide in yesterday's presentation:

- First 5GB free

- 20GB for $0.99 per month

- 200GB for $3.99 per month

- Tiers available up to 1TB

so the 200GB tier works out at half the price of the OneDrive's current plan ($100 per year).

jai

Re: Sync?

If you're a multiplatform user, you're not their target demographic. Also, you're post on El Reg, whom Apple ignore, so they're blissfully unaware of your objection.

For those of us who drink heartily from the Kool Aid and only use iStuff, this is a great update. I just wish the dev site was up so I could download the betas already.

Android is a BURNING 'hellstew' of malware, cackles Apple's Cook

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Re: Not so smart; desperate housewife is desperate.

I don't seem to recall Jobs presenting snake-oil-merchant slides to diss the competition;

you should re-watch some of the old keynote speeches then, refresh your memory.

jai

Re: Really?

but you're not allowed to leave the walled garden...

Adam & Eve left their garden, and some would say it's been downhill for the human race ever since....

Expulsion from Garden of Steven: Apple staffers tossed out of Fruit Loop

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and the award for managing to showhorn the pun "fruit loop" the most times into one article goes to....

Fanbois Apple-gasm as iPhone giant finally reveals WWDC lineup

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Re: Tuesday 0900-1000 "This One Is Sealed" - Marina

More interesting is the No Comment one at the same time, but in the big room that the keynote was in. Surely that's for further details on something that will only be revealed during the Keynote itself.

Or perhaps it's Tim Cook, blatantly wearing the unannounced iWatch, standing in front of a 100" TV with an Apple logo on the case, wearing a pair of Ray-bans that you can just make out the inverted image of an iOS screen displayed on the inside of the lenses, but just spending an hour replying "No comment" to every question...

jai

Re: Not sure we NEED a new device

Apple may have a few years before the need a big new thing, but the tech news websites can't wait that long! If they don't have some clickbait Apple-related headlines to publish, they might loose out on advertising revenue to the entertainment websites revealing what f**ktapes-star "celebrity" has had to eat this week.

JJ Abrams and Star Wars: I've got a bad feeling about this

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Not just one man

You speak like he makes all these film single handedly. Yes, he's directing it, what we'll see on the screen comes from his vision, but there's a HUGE number of studio executives that'll be reviewing everything he does. He hasn't got carte blanche to do what he likes here, like he probably had with the tv shows.

Not saying it won't be a train wreck, but i think there are a lot of people other than Abrams who are going to have a hand in what we get to see. If it's rubbish, they all need to be blamed. And if we're pleasantly surprised that it's enjoyable, then they all need to be congratulated.

jai

Re: Amongst the worst...

"An Ewok Jedi...."

That's not a million miles away from Yoda, you realise?

MacBook Air 13-inch: If you squint hard enough, you'll see a lesser-spotted Apple Price Cut

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Re: Slightly schizophrenic review

that pesky @ and "

it's funny - i have exactly the same problem when i'm here at work using a PC keyboard.

it makes NO sense having the single quote and the double quote keys on completely opposite sides of the keyboard.

you'll notice the colon and semi-colon are on the same key. so why not quote and double-quote?!?!?

iPhone-stroker-turned-fandroid sues Apple over iMessage text-slurpery

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Re: Frankly, there was a simple and obvious mistake made

Which was ever moving away from using an Apple device

FIFY

if she hadn't switched phones, none of this would have been a problem, and all of you lot wouldn't have had such high blood pressure over the last day while reading this article and comments :)

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@Arctic fox: Re:All right old chap I'll bite..........

they're places referenced in Dante's Inferno. i was subtly implying that it'll be a cold day in hell before Apple create an iMessage app for Android.

Although, as I discovered and 's water music pointed out - when you get to the very heart of hell, it's actually already a frozen mass of ice.

Maybe that means Dante was predicting that there will be an iMessage app on 'droid after all....

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Re: Easy Fail

yeah - admittedly i was skimming wikipedia, and it only really mentions that the 9th circle is where it gets really cold. i couldn't see if the 8th circle was much more than temperate.

seems strange. it seems that as long as you're not traitorous (and therefore end up in the 9th circle) then if you're on the road to hell already, it's probably best to go as bad as you can, at least then you'll get tollerable weather conditions while you're there. the mildly evil get burnt. Judas gets frozen. but those in between get a nice warm summers day.

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Re: I really don't see...

if she hasn't told them that she's changed to a phone that is incompatible with iMessage (i.e. deregistered her number from iMessage) then how are Apple to know?

that's like complaining that your utilities bills are still being direct debit'ed from an old bank account, causing it to go into overdraft, because you didn't inform them to switch to your new account.

jai

Re: Easy fix

in other news sinners have been seen ice skating upon the river Phlegethon, and snowball fights have broken out in Malebolge

jai

is she sure?

Could be that, now that she's left the church, none of her apple-wielding friends want to send txts to her :)

But seriously - claiming $5m seems a bit excessive? If she's expecting to recieve messages that are worth that much money to her, shouldn't she be relying on a different method of communication than txting?

And also, $5m for not researching how to switch phone beforehand - it's a lot of money to claim for what is essentially user error.

More chance you came a cropper on a UK road than bought a Chromebook this year

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Re: Or the alternative opinion

Excellent little machines for basic email and web access

But just about EVERYthing can do basic email and web access these days. Being "just as good as everything else for doing the most basic of tasks" shouldn't be a major selling point of a device.

Internet rejoices over Star Wars, um, clapboard pic

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once you take away fan appeal

but that would make many sequels merely average. Empire and Jedi would be just average sci-fi without the fan appeal of building on what the first film did.

Godfather 2 might be able to stand on its own.

And Aliens also would work by itself. although, it's still appealing to sci-fi fans, so if you removed that....

jai

Re: If it is another Episode 1 he'll be known as....

i watched Episodes 1 to 3 almost back to back a couple of weeks ago, and was suprised to find that Jar Jar and Anakin being annoying weren't half as much as i remembered them being from the first time i saw it.

Yes, they're still annoying, but i think on watching it additional times, you're able to blank them out and focus on the rest of the films. The huge space battle at the start of Ep 3, for example, is fantastic (blanking out the weird missiles that turn into droids with laser cutters...)

Anyway - i liked what he did with Star Trek, am optimistic that the new movies will be more Empire than Phantom Menace

Apple updates OS X Mavericks, iTunes, Podcasts for iOS

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Re: Podcast app

+1 that the app can't sync what's been listened to and what hasn't.

But despite that, i like the Podcast interface and it makes it much easier to organise your podcast subscriptions.

I've abandoned the podcast maangement within iTunes on the desktop. I just use the Podcast app on the phone to manage the subscriptions and it works verywell, downloading the newest shows when they become available, or for those with a large back catalogue, keeping three (or a number of your choice) of un-listened-to episodes on the phone whenever I have wifi connection.

So yes, the integration between the two isn't great. But I'm glad they did create a seperate app as now i no longer have to ensure i sync with iTunes before i go to work each morning as the phone's already updated it content before i wake up.

Hey, who wants a 40TB all-flash Pure box? I dunno, you got $160k?

jai

Re: ... what?

The difference between usable and raw capacity is due to Pure's software deduplicating data.

so presumably, you can get 40TB of data on there, but only if you're writing 14 identical copies of 2.75TB of data ?

Architect of Apple's total-silence public relations policy leaves

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Re: your milage may vary

Adn in the pay of Microsoft it would seem: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/05/15/windows_phone_live_an_enterprise_story/

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your milage may vary

seems John Gruber @ daringfireball had a much better relationships with her than El Reg did:

http://daringfireball.net/2014/05/katie_cotton

Philips lobs patent sueball at Nintendo in US: Seeks to BAN Wii U

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Philips are tragically late too. Surely it would have been far better a couple of years ago, in the height of Wii-mania, when Nintendo would have been happy to pay a large settlement. Now, is it even worth the cost of the lawyers to settle and avoid the impact to what few Wii U's they might sell?

Deflation hits Tim Cook – date with him now costs only half as much

jai

Re: Lunch with Tim Cook or other Tech Execs??

Other than wanting to give some money for charity

You may have answered your own question there.

The weird and wonderful mind of H.R Giger is no more

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very sad

There's not many people that have certainly touch so many people, but he was definitely one of them.

Such a shame. He will be missed.

Stop bullying SUPER FAT GODZILLA, urge movie stars

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Re: "It's been sixty years..."

Trying to block out the last Hollywood version, then?

aren't we all?

Vinyl-fetish hipsters might just have a point

jai

Re: @M Gale

a better solution is just to wait for someone else to do all that, AND record the two hidden tracks, and upload the .ogg files to usenet or something, then download and play on your digital device

although, i doubt i'll bother. if Mr White is so concerned with retro, he won't be wanting any of my modern money and i'm all out of shillings and pence.

$3.2bn Apple deal would make hip-hop mogul Dr Dre a BEEELLLIONAIRE

jai

Re: Overpriced, over-rated and over-valued...

The Bloomberg report - and the rest of the internet - places far more emphasis on the music streaming side of Beats' business

To be fair, so too did the original report on April Fools day:

http://lefsetz.com/wordpress/index.php/archives/2014/04/01/apple-buys-beats/

Have any of the other sites to report on this confirmed that they've done further research to see if there is anything more to this story than an April Fools joke?

The ULTIMATE space geek accessory: Apollo 15's joystick up for sale

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Re: Eh?

*cough*CapricornOne*cough*noWindOnTheMoon*cough*noStarsInTheSky*cough*joystickWasAuctionedOff*cough*

Twitter jitters: Investors turn into quitters as shares hit the sh...

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Re: Twitter

The most pointless and useless of the current versions of social networking.

This is the mistake that everyone has made (especially all those who bought the shares).

Twitter isn't really a social network. That's just a small part of it. It's really a media platform. The real value is not in letting you (the average Joe on the street) tell your friends what you're currently doing in under 140 characters. That is what Facebook is for.

The value in Twitter is to the celebrities. It's a simple way for them to broadcast messages to their fans, who are all following them, without having to pay attention to what any of those fans are doing, or asking back. And when they have something to sell, it's perfect direct marketing to the precise audience who are going to be buying it.

I actively use Twitter, reading tweets of people i'm interested in or sites who's news i want to follow. I don't tweet anything myself and only a couple of the people that i follow do i actually know in real life. and none of them really tweet anything either.

I think there is a real market for Twitter, if used for this kind of thing. and as such, it works well the way that the BBC and even El Reg make use of it. it's almost the inverse of Facebook. But unfortunatley it has been labelled a social network, so everyone assumes it's identical to Facebook.

Star Wars Episode VII: The Ancient Fear of, er, a cheese-tastic title?

jai

Re: Past of future history

Days of Future Past? But why is it so bad? the plot for the film comes from the story arc in the comics that had that same title. so the title for the film seems rather apt, telling you exactly which plotline from the comic it is adapting to the film.

and considering the plot is all about the people in the future going back into the past to fix the errors made there and so save everyone from persecution in the future, it's not too bad. it's much along the lines of Back to the Future, as a grammatically convoluted title goes.