Posts by Kent Brockman

DHS

Haven't DHS just published some 'principles'... coincidence?

https://www.us-cert.gov/ncas/current-activity/2016/11/15/Strategic-Principles-Securing-IoT

standards

Are they all going to be to the same standard???

Like the British Gas one fitted by the previous owner, that my current supplier, EDF cant communicate with because it doesn't work with their systems... so all it does is sit there beeping at me telling me i've overspend because it cant reset the tariffs..

Fools

reminds me of

the Agents of Shield episode Rag-tag, where the break into Cybertek and find that the secured server room is actually all filing cabinets.

They solved the finding the information problem by chucking the relevant cabinet out of the window and doing a bunk with it.

But there is no direct migration path for 32bit 2003 to 2012. Which is where we are. 95% of the estate is not upgradeable and would need to be replaced and rebuild. Which is why the business wont sign off on it.

all they need to do

is package this up, and licence it to Dominos.. pizza in thirty minutes... winner.

Certainly better than the guy around he getting lost in his knackered datsun cherry..

says it all...

"Departments including transport and communities and local government said they have no central record of IT deals.... "

easier for plausible deniability for people pissing money up the wall..

it should tread carefully...

"it should tread carefully - failure to obey an enforcement notice is a criminal offence."

No M'lud, it's a parlimentary privilege....

so...

after shelling out for a wizzy new HDTV, they are expecting people to shell out yet again for a new box.

I'll think i'll stick with my old crt for a little while longer and pick up a cheap telly on ebay in a couple of months...

SHOCK HORROR

in other news...

if you piss off employees they might become pissed off....

as others have said....

hardly a proper test.... 22 minutes a day - seems to be set up to fail. Not exactly a scientific study...

For a more thorough testing; checkout:

http://www.4colorrebellion.com/archives/2008/04/02/the-great-experiment-wii-fit-%E2%80%93-final-report-or-how-i-lost-10-pounds-in-7-weeks-by-playing-video-games/

Yes, but whats the average speed??

assuming the 26 minutes were the comfort stops, 345 miles over 13 hours gives just over 26mph... is that the same as the tesla??

If not, how can you compare?

or...

you could sign up with http://www.imeasure.org.uk/ and record your details there to compare with other punters, or perhaps if your a little crazy, even use a spreadsheet!

Ours..

Where i used to work we had seven ibm's for the data warehouse, so naturally, they were named after the members of S Club 7 - how we laughed across the office when I announced that Rachel had gone down on me again.

Nowadays its much more conservative planets, saturn, earth mercury etc.