* Posts by Winkypop

5635 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Oct 2008

Truck nuts swing onto US freedom of speech agenda

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A way to tax the stupid

Thanks

NotW 'targeted' phone of Sarah Payne's mum

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Stop

El Reg aside, never talk to the media

Never

Scottish TV news pumps goatse link

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Holmes

What the eyes have seen

Cannot be unseen

Birmingham council backtracks on moving IT jobs to India

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I thought Birmingham was in India

Sorry that would be Bradford.....

Police arrest alleged LulzSec hacker 'topiary' in Scotland

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Wait till the judge.....

....cuts him down to size

Lost 1967 spacecraft found crashed on the Moon

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Piffle

There is no moon

It was taken away and stored at area 51 long ago!

'Evil' truckie charged with NBN provider attack

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FAIL

News limited axiom

Paper never refuses ink

LOHAN: She's low orbit and helium assisted

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FAB Vulture Central !

LOHAN is GO!

Winklevoss twins' new Facebook lawsuit rejected by judge

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When $65m just isn't enough

After all, there are the homes in Europe/USA/Bahamas, the Ferarris, the boats, the jets, the super-model girl-friends and the cocaine addiction to consider...

Crypto shocker: 'Perfect cipher' dates back to telegraphs

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I had a pad once

But then I got married and moved into a house.

Mega-colossal space raincloud found at moist black hole

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Cosmic tea

2 sugars please

- god

Sorry, time travelers, you’re still just fiction

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Alien

No FTL travel?

But my imagination demands it be so!

TSA officer accused of stealing from passenger luggage

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Bear shits in woods

Pope is a Catholic...

Rescue privacy before it vanishes forever

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Just say no

Really.

Pfizer's Facebook page jacked by script kiddies

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"they're corrupt and the damage they create is senseless"

That's a bit stiff.

Oz lawmakers mull Facebook parental snoop rules

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Impose fines or even better...

....stonings!

Every time a kiddie access FB, someone could stone 'what's-his-face-berg', the founder.

...are there any women here?

no, no, no, err NO, NO, NO...

Python orgy menaces Yorkeys Knob canoes

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FNQ 4 EVA

If it don't bite ya, choke ya or sting ya, it'll eat ya.

Ya gotta love it.

LulzSec hacker Sabu: Murdoch emails 'sometime soon'

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In other news,....

.....popcorn suppliers deny rumours that they may have to introduce rationing....

[munch....]

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"The UK end of the Murdoch media empire"

You could have stopped right there.

That would be fine with me.

Nepalese gov to nail Everest's bigness in row with China

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I've stood at the base of Everest

It's simply F*&^@ing big!

8844

8848

8850

Whatever.

RUPERT MURDOCH HIT BY PIE

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MP hearing

Murdoch Pie?

UK top cop: Coulson 'blindingly obviously' mixed up in hacking

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The Plod Thickens...

Sorry

Atlantis undocks from station ready for Thursday landing

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Shuttle off this orbiting coil...

Perhaps the shuttle made space travel appear boring and mundane to the public.

If only there was a way to impress on people how totally awesome these 'everyday' feats remain.

iPhone plunges 13,500 ft from skydiver's pocket - and lives

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iFell

...and lived to Tweet about it.

Captain Kirk's Google+ account gets zapped

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WTF?

Using your real name?

On the Internet?

Wow, imagine that.

Vesta flashes charms to approaching Dawn

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Left over bits

If NASA look really closely at Vesta's surface they should see it's part number.

This is obviously a piece god failed to use when assembling his "Contstruct-O-Verse" kit.

Segway death blamed on good manners

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Segway, great idea.

But people look like a dick riding them...

Rebekah Brooks quits - Murdoch accepts this time

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The hypocrisy is astounding

"The reputation of the company we love so much, as well as the press freedoms we value so highly, are all at risk," wrote Brooks."

And who's fault is that then?

FBI probes claims of Murdoch 9/11 hack

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Mushroom

News Internationals problems are....

.... way better reading than any of the stuff their rags ever put out.

Popcorn...

Triceratops horn find supports meteor extinction theory

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6000 years I tell's ya!

See, see:

" <some> 65 million years ago"

They're none too sure, is they?

'Unconvincing' Met top cop Yates: My phone was hacked

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Unconvincing

Or unconvicting....?

Sunday Times accused of blagging Gordon Brown's records

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Megaphone

The collective noun for tabloid journalists....

....a "shyster".

Apple flings patent lawsuit at HTC (again)

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I like my iPhone

Just saying.

News International grabs SunOnSunday.co.uk domain

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New bucket

Same pile of shit

Yahoo! reads! your! emails!

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Pirate

These email services are freely available...

....so is your data it seems.

Feds seize kit from Apple Store spyware artist

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I always though that and apple a day....

....kept the Feds away?

Airport screener stuffs stolen iPad into (own) trousers

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Security Theatre is proud to present:

This weeks episode:

Bag a bargain and stash the cash.

Parmo v poutine: The ultimate post-pub nosh deathmatch

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Stop

Crimes against humanity

Stop it.

Stop it right now!

[barf]

News of the World TO CLOSE

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FAIL

Bye bye and......

.....fuck off.

Facebook gets awesome with Skype

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Childcatcher

Baubles for the sheeples

Come get you shiny things!

Glittery shiny things!

They're freeeeee, (bwahahahahaaaaa)

Italian and Swiss cops cuff 15 Anonymous suspects

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These kids will probably get off....

...I hear that the Swiss case is full of holes.

Mystery of David Attenborough's garden skull cracked

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Geeez Louise!

A stare from that (cough) Lady would be enough to kill ya!

Creepy.

UK gov chews over Amazon Book Depository engulfment

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Because....

.....why would customers want competition?

Facebook snuffs Chrome extension for uncaging 'friends' data

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All your data are belong to us

"You will not collect users’ content or information, or otherwise access Facebook, using automated means (such as harvesting bots, robots, spiders, or scrapers) without our permission"

Leave it to us, that's OUR job.

Mexican narco attempts suitcase jailbreak

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Dirty underwear?

Was it a conjugal visit?

Mine's the one with the suspenders in the pocket...

NotW accused of hacking Milly Dowler's voicemail

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'Heinous' and 'despicable'

That sort of says it all about this shower of pissants.

Scotland Yard still have no idea why their network fell over

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Maybe they should convert to:

...iPlods

Amazon swallows UK online bookseller

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Alert

If Amazon stop free delivery from the BD

Then I'm off to find another affordable book seller......

Oh!

Pissed-off elves bombard Icelandic town with rocks

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Linux

Clearly, a case of bad home-brew

Elves?

Rock sprites?

Prayers?

Pish.

Have another super-strength Icelandic larger.

Fox News tweets hacked to show Obama death stories

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Is that the truth....

....or did you see it on Fox?