Posts by Winkypop

punctuated evolution in action?

sharks with feet?

<--- see

I never make these lists!

Thankfully.

Science - it's the best!

Great stuff guys and gals from NASA.

Sent away for analysis...

Haven't they got an app for that?

Dodgy solicitors eh?

Who'd a thunk it?

"corrected by research"

Someone may need to explain "research" to the Morlocks, in Murdoch's employ.

"the turd in the teacup"

or perhaps "the turd in the jerry" in this case.

ACMA = Toadying self-regulation

They have NO interest in finding against their minders, oh I mean, industry.

She's a witch, burn her!

She turned me into a newt!!!

.........I got better.

Sorry

I quickly lost interest once I read the name 'Facebook'.

<-- rubbing sleep from eyes....

You know your problem....

....you (the) people know too much!

The problem was fixed by turning the unit off and then on again.

And Moss rang the airport fire brigade: 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

Box-O-Sand [TM]

Listen to Tony Martin's old podcast "Get This" for an hilarious take on the old "Box-O-Sand" con.

Facebook encourages...

....lazy, voyeuristic, 'journalism"

As for ACMA, what a toothless tiger.

"Hi. We have no records on you."

I never make these lists!

Maybe I should...not sayin'

The Saudi's aren't normally in favour of freedom of expression

What's up with buying into Twitter?

Or is it a ploy for greater control?

Hey apple fanbois

Stop your moaning.

Model planes and kites

I though these religious extremists were against such western fancies?

Wiki-whacky

If it wasn't for Google artificially placing links higher up in search results, I wouldn't ever see wikipedia.

The phrase, tits on a bull comes to mind.

Science

Who needs more?

Theatre of the mind

Maybe one day well be able to capture our memories.

I still have a few fragments that might be usable....

Dr Who scared the be-jesus out of me as a kid.

Except if you're then wrong side of 30

My experience is one of being treated like cattle, just because we (the older customer) didn't have knowledge of 'the purchasing system' used in-store.

Hurrrumph!

Not happy, Jan!

I think need a tablet

And I'm looking to the Samsung.

Clearly Apple think its a threat, so it must be pretty good.

Human machine on another planet

I don't care how few people appreciate the feat, but this kind of thing always makes me excited and amazed by science.

Housebusters!

How lucky can you get?

As no one was injured, it did make me laugh.

HeyRupe

Suffer in ya jocks!

Go Auntie.

I'd get solar but...

...this sun thing, how long is that going to be around for?

Can we rely on it?

Will it be privatised?

It's a bit hit and miss for me.

One half of the day it's there, the other half it's gone!

A bit dodgy, I'll wait for Mr Fusion.

"The privacy of our user's data is a top priority for us"

So says the PR machine.

My goodness

This global warming is worse than I thought!

Galactic Tom Tom

You'd want that clearly marked on your star map!

.....other than that all options are open

Too easy:

1. Chop off a finger

2. Bag it

3. Send to lab

Done.

Facebook eh?

Effin hell.

It won't happen to me

I'm just not that interesting...

"God's precious gift of life"

No, no agenda at all.

Ahh Dr Who

Classic of classics!

Bravo.

They'll need to get up very early

When it comes to thieving, Banks have years and years of a head start on them.

Do you think they have better...

....fonts in other star systems?

People still go outside...

...to shops?

dropped plans to track shopper's movements?

Or, simply;

dropped plans to tell people they will track shopper's movements?

Right or wrong

The longer the Internet becomes the comms channel of a generation, the harder it will be wrest back control (copyright) from users.

Just sayin'

I hope no one invested money in this scheme

If they did, I have a bridge in Brooklyn that's for sale...

Sell everything!!

<--- Send your cash to me.

Asda - Walmart

But is there a "people of asda" website?

As in: www.peopleofwalmart.com/

If it crashes, just try and find it...

... among the burnt-out transit vans, derelict buildings, shop fires and general urban decay.

Well how'd you become king then?

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

etc, re all monarchys..

Seriously?

Telephones were huge.

Then they shrunk

Then they were huge mobiles

Then they shrunk

Now they are growing again?