Posts by Winkypop

Flight risk

I'd say!

Imagine sitting next to him in economy.

The guy is HUGE

Not smart, too greedy.

School wheezes and japes:

Rule # 1:

Don't tell anyone!

This often helps with the primary objective:

Don't get caught.

But what about the Nazi base?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1034314/

Oh I get it, they can become US citizens too, like the V2 scientists did in 1945.

More utter amazement

Just 6 days!

6.

Wow...

Playmobile or it didn't happen

...oh!

iPad users also risk....

....looking like prats.

Mine's the one with the iPhone in the pocket.

Ah, here it is.

"Authentic questions"

Would they be the dogma-controlled, do what you're told, don't ever change anything type of authentic questions or actual real enquiry?

The former I suspect.

My epitaph

Here I lie

Dead in a ditch

Never used Facebook

So get over it, BITCH!

"psychometric testing"

Well they can drop that useless idea for a start.

That's gotta save at least a fiver.

My invoice is in the mail.

What's wrong with the old school methods?

Scotch + Weed + Pink Floyd album

The kids today, eh?

Happy trails

This is a machine that will live in history, and perhaps long after.

Not that long ago

Some tribe would have revered these rocks as a gift from the gods.

Good thing the human race has moved on since then....oh!

Refund clay-m?

Maybe it's an ancient Sumerian device.

All you need is a stick.

Simple solution

Tell the junk to "look over there"!

Then just move the planet while it's not looking...

HL 2.3 - yes please

After that, they can make HL 3 if they want.

That's awful, just plain awful!

McDonalds, ick!

Send it back C.O.D

Let them pay the quite considerable postage....

Cheese!

Sending cheese to the moon (space) is a bit like sending coals to Newcastle.

The Olympics

Is that still going?

Thanks for the laughs Andy!

Thanks for sharing...

I played an old fashioned music CD out loud yesterday

I think the guy next door may have over heard it.

Am I screwed?

Is he screwed?

Help.

£15 victim surcharge

It's just not worth being a victim these days...

How disgusting....democracy at work

How did that happen, Rupe?

Better stamp it out, NOW.

It might catch on.

Good article

I loved this line:

"It’s akin to regarding the Royal Family’s attitude to homeopathy as scientific proof."

How to spot logical fallacies needs to be taught at school*

(* they certainly didn't teach me anyway)

Oh noes!

Isn't that the location where Godzilla sleeps?

Gather together all the CEO's

Put them on a leaky boat.

Send them on a one-way cruise.

Amazed!

Who would have thought that rugby players knew how to write?

"Nobody in any lofty position carries any responsibility."

Except when it comes time to justify their massive salary package to the shareholders..

After that process....well, meh, who cares?

Jesus, that's a lot of planets!

No wonder his dad rested on the 7th day....

* and don't give me that "god's days are longer crap....."

This stuff is FAR!

You might enjoy this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF2HG1PVZok

So, are they crooks?

People need to know...

Thank you Star Ship Science

And all who sail within her!

Is Facebook compulsory?

No?

OK.

In science we trust

May all their black holes radiate in a predicted and observable manner!

DriPhone or Dri Phone

Such an expensive difference....

<-- for trademarked fruit logo based company

18,600 miles long

Or, 1 used silver DeLorean DMC-12.

But isn't evolution only a theory?

Just kiddin'

Maybe they should try Chapter 11

And see what develops.

One button to delete them all, One button to restore them,

One button to bring them all and in the darkness deplore them.

It's a doll

It's made of plastic.

Move along here, there's nothing to see.

Facebook users deserve.....

...oh, I see someone has already started that thread.

[Goes back into FB proof cage....]

"20 to 30 pieces with a total weight of less than 200kg"

Ummm, that means that some of these "chunks" may still be, well, quite chunky!

Run away!

Run away!

Coming next....

...evictions via Twitter.