Posts by Winkypop

Hmmmmm

Colour me skeptical, but I'd be happy to be wrong.

I like my games to be like my computer

Not bleeding edge and a bit cheaper...

If you don't like Google

Send them a message.

Just piss in your shower/storm water drain.

Supernova or....

....just someone using the new iPad?

You decide.

Selling like hot, errr iPads!

Still want one

Still getting one

I've got to wait for my shiny new i3pad thing

And I don't like it one bit!

Mind the gap

How universally true!

It makes me think

c.u.l.t

Stop it

Or you will go blind.

Taxiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !

Oh dear

HR psycobable

They use that crap because it's easier than actually doing a good job.

But is the FSM evil or compassionate?

According to the old-menu he is a monster of great wrath, hatred, fire, flood and pestilence.

However, if you read the new-menu he is a monster that teaches love and forgiveness.

We are but his minions and we need to know.

We're gonna get you little higgsey!

Oh yes we are!

Want, new, shiny, thing!

Sorry, I have been turned.

What?

No apple icon?

<-- this is close I guess.

Wow

Fondleslab 4G signal here in Australia, all the way from America!

Oh, hang on...

Planning, tactics, control - err what?

I just used to build a huge city only to let Godzilla loose and watch the fun.

Pro tip: Always put the fire stations well out of town.

Imagine if they also used the...

...Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator !

It's fine print

You're NOT expected to actually read it.

Hang on....

I think I saw the strings!

First Chinese takeaway on the moon

Good on them.

Meanwhile, the US is gazing thoughtfully at it's own navel.

A nasty piece of work

And chock full of hubris.

He believes his own press releases.

The guy's a total douchebag

Self-righteous hating moron.

These god-botherers make me sick.

Haven't you guys heard of...

...slashing your grass?

mon dieu!

Needs more cowbell

Obviously.

Meanwhile on the set of Star Wars 7

Staff are using the force 2.0...

Surely

If enough people unfriend AG5 on Facebook, it will go away!

Still laughing.....

Oh man that's funny.

How long until in-show advertising?

If they control the medium (cloud), they control the way the message is shown.

DVDs never looked so good.

A posties lot is not a happy one...

Blame the dick-wads from head office for delivery issues and cut-backs.

Should have used duct tape

Duct tape can do anything.

Ask the Mythbusters.

<-- looks a bit like a duck

Animated cartoon character versus a politician?

Hmmmm, how to chose?

Both are 2 dimensional.

We ask that you shoot them

But please don't hate them.

???

US intelligence firm Stratfor

So not actually very intelligent then.

So many African cables cut

It's a good thing that the dark continent is firmly joined at Egypt, otherwise it might float off.

Pingwins

I for one bow down to our long deceased uber-penguin antipodean overlords...

We had one at our school

Only the 'smart kids' were allowed to use it (under strict teacher supervision).

Us dumb kids were very graciously allowed to watch it in operation, but only from a 'safe' distance of about 10 feet.

Oh you Americans

And your zany laws!

Facebook

I've heard of that!

Specials when lit

Hours and hours of fun at 20c a pop!

Vale.

Shhhhhhhhhh

Enough with the democracy already!

Next thing you know everyone will want some.

Pre flight stalking

As if flying wasn't bad enough....

The new iPhone iStove

Just what every Chinese bachelor needs in his iPad.

Easy to spot surely

Just look for where they stash their cardboard boxes at night time.

Conspiracy nuts dream...

Wait for it:

"The Illuminati World Government is secretly putting robotic chips in peoples"

I'll continue to consume my chips the traditional way, with a Pint of best.

In war

No one should be trusted nor believed.

I'm a proud commentard

I've always been a commentard.

It's just a laff, innit?

I must admit

I'm slowly turning into an Apple fanboi.

It must be an evil plot....