* Posts by Winkypop

5642 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Oct 2008

NHS trust loses personal data of 600 maternity patients, kids

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Joke

Apparently the NHS staff memo was available...

...but it was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'

Oz parliament may investigate tech price discrimination

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Sacred cows... (Entrenched price discrimination)

...make the best hamburgers!

Bring it.

Two teens cuffed after Blighty's anti-terror hotline hacked

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Trollface

16 and 17?

When I were 16 I was far too occupied trying to cop a sly look at a Razzle mag down at the local paper shop.

The kids today, eh?

German scientists link two labs with ‘universal quantum network’

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Re: You lost me at "German researchers"

Don't get me wrong, I wasn't diss'ing German researchers. I was diss'ing myself. I didn't understand most of the concepts in the article...therefore "You lost me at German researchers"

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Paris Hilton

You lost me at "German researchers"

But seriously, w00t for science!

I hear that Paris isn't so keen on science but she does enjoy the odd entanglement from time to time.

Life on Mars found – in 1976

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There's lIfe on Mars!?

And what did we do?

We sent a Viking as a representative!

Teens break up with Facebook

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Kids eh?

Just wait until telekinesis 1.0 comes along.

What am I thinking about?

Bacteria isolated for four million years beat newest antibiotic

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Re: Now, that's strange

Ah creationists.

What would the human race do without them?

Advance faster?

MPs: Border Agency's own staff don't trust airport-scanner tech

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Joke

bah!

Only terrorists need to cross borders!

I saw it on FAUX News

Vintage alien tech crash-lands in field

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Snoopy & the Red Baron

Fly again!

Nice job

'As seen on TV' claims can't be made about unbranded props

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Product placement is the new advertisement

Many of the TV shows I don't watch*, simply have the proponents holding, driving, eating, wearing or using the "product" during the show. It's hard to know when the ads start and finish sometimes.

Apple are one of the best at this. No one, but no one, uses a PC on TV it seems.

* I see the occasional grab here and there.

CSIRO patent-trolls ALL OF AMERICA!

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Hey, Ars Technica.

Suffer in ya jocks!

Anonymous plans DDoS attack on GCHQ in snoop law protest

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FAIL

Wow, that'll show 'em!

NOT

Matt Groening reveals location of Simpsons' Springfield

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Indeed

You know you are ancient when you can remember the Simpsons as a mere short on the Tracey Ullman Show.

<-- Old

Windows XP support ends two years from now

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Gimp

There's no subsidised upgrade path for XP...

...so in under 2 years I'll "upgrade" to a 27" iMac.

Hasta la Vista M$.

Windows 3.1 rebooted: Microsoft's DOS destroyer turns 20

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Memories!.......on 1.44 MB disc

I remember loading MS-Office onto Win 3.11.

All 35 x 1.44MB discs.

You'd get to disc 32/35 and then get some random error....

Then we got CD-ROM drives.

Life was never the same.

Sky News admits two counts of computer hacking

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In the publics interest my arse!

A criminal act is what it sounds like.

Plain and simple.

Aliens Blu-ray disc set

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Alien and Aliens

Love them

Sci-fi with balls and a female hero!

Lords give automatic smut censorship bill the once-over

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FAIL

Behind many bad law lurks...

Scared politicians or religious fundamentalists, or in the US; both.

IT urine bandit fired and charged

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Re: Double insult

Oh FSM!

No way, not Fosters!

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Double insult

Your seat gets pissed on if he thinks you are attractive.

Your seat gets left alone if he thinks you are ugly.

The dry-seat brigade must be as angry as the soggy set!

<-- My kind of piss.

Scientists plan 3D printable robots for the home

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Terminator

Trojan attacks of the future...

...might actually include actual (printed robot) trojans!

Digital inbox players go postal over names

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Ahhh Aussie Post

Always a bit late to deliver.

Arizona bill makes it illegal to 'annoy or offend' online

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Re: idiot Republicans

Don't forget the GOP is now over run by rabid xstian fundies.

"The bible, the bible, we get our morals from the bible."

I truly hope not, that thing is as immoral as it comes.

Fans fly to forums to signal iPad 3 Wi-Fi woes

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3G WiFi iPad 3

All good here.

Not a problem to behold.

Just loads of Jobsian goodness [TM]

...and I'm a PC/ Windows 'tard of old.

Shock jocks take NBNCo cash, then trash its ads

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Devil

AM radio still exists?

People who listen to shock-jocks on AM radio also still exist?

Who knew?

30-year-old global temperature predictions close to spot-on

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2050, 2100!

Oh, that's alright then.

You had me worried for a bit

Busted in the US? 'Drop your trousers, sir'

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Facepalm

He ..."is black"

Of course he is.

I had a mental picture of a black guy (victim) from the 1st paragraph onwards.

Oh America, how you have strayed.

Neutrino mass, dark energy measurements refined

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Applied science

Ra!

UK.gov to unveil reborn, renamed net-snoop plans in Queen's Speech

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Big Brother

Because

It's what's best for the proletariat.

Signed:

The Ministry of Peace

The Ministry of Plenty

The Ministry of Love

The Ministry of Truth

Oz to review copyright law for digital age

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Devil

This will end badly

Politicians and Lawyers are involved.

Australians love mobile devices, but not mobile downloads

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3G for calls, home wifi for data.

"They’re just too smart to pay over-the-odds for the data we download, when the home and the office have WiFi available."

Exactly.

3G for data?

Perish the thought.

Apple drops 'thermonuclear' patent bombshell

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Almost got me

Almost

But whacky Apple patents can be stranger than fiction sometimes.

Use the holy word of God to stay secure online, says bishop

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Re: Obvious

Way back in the days of 9-track tapes & main-frames us mere-mortals had direct control, so we used the password: 'secret'

People would ask for it and we would say; "shhhhhh, it's secret".

Few people twigged.

How I hated backing up multi-volume sets.

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Devil

Made up passwords

From a made up book.

Sounds plausible.

Angry Birds Space

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It's just a bit of pig flinging fun

Its great on the iPad.

Cheap, easy to play and a mild distraction from work.

What more can one want?

This interactive wind map is a Big Data lava lamp

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Mushroom

Political overlay?

I'd like know where the GOP candidates are right now to see if their location relates to an increase in wind (hot air).

100 EARTH-LIKE PLANETS orbit stars WITHIN 30 LIGHT-YEARS!

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Send all the religious types first

Then destroy the plans for the star ship.

Let them create a world of their own, free to invoke any gods they like.

Leaving us filthy, nasty, heathens in peace.

Amazon boss finds Apollo 11 engines on seabed

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Coat

Remains the property of NASA...

Maybe.

But they definitely remain the propertieS of various sea life.

Lucy in 3.4 million-year-old cross-species cave tryst

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Wait for the creationists...

3....2....1......

Don't ya just love science?

PM launches Oz network three-year 3.5m premises rollout

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What NBN?

1. My place is not on the roll-out map (Just 1 street off)

2. Politically, Gillard's crew are toast, not even Obi-Wan Kenobi could save Princess Julia

3. Liberals will scrap the NBN and issue quills.

Hurrrumph

High school student expelled for dropping F-bomb in tweet

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Could have been worse

He might have tweeted a link to Tim Minchin's Pope Song....

http://vimeo.com/11338327

So much goodness!

Angry Birds Space flings 10 MILLION downloads in 3 days

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It's a nice little distraction

On my shiny new iPad 3

James Cameron back from dive to world's deepest point

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As a claustrophobe....

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG !!!!!!!

Americans resort to padlocking their dumb meters

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Alien

Lizard masters

Smart meters will mean that we'll soon be under the mind-control of our lizard masters.

Mutate now and avoid the rush!

Senators chime in on employers’ Facebook snooping

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3 way fail

1. You have FB and you provide your log-in = FAIL (too stupid)

2. You have FB and you don't provide your log-in = FAIL (too stubborn)

3. You don't have FB = FAIL (too shifty)

(from the panel's POV)

Windows Phone left on launchpad by Angry Birds in spaaace

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Angry Birds in space

Just loaded it

WooT

PS: Did I tell you I got my iPad 3?

Baffling barcode-on-steroids stickers plaster the Earth

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Re: So do people actually scan these things?

Beware Mr Q R Goatse

That's all I'm saying.

Dutch birdman admits flight was filmic fantasy

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Colour me skeptical - part 2

Even though I don't automatically believe' them, this from Wikipedia:

"Critical thinking has been described as “reasonable reflective thinking focused on deciding what to believe or do. It has also been described as "thinking about thinking". ...... More recently, critical thinking has been described as "the process of purposeful, self-regulatory judgment, which uses reasoned consideration to evidence, context, conceptualizations, methods, and criteria."

Oooh, look, a pink unicorn!

The Facebook job test: Now interviewers want your logins

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WTF?

Facebook? To get a job?

When did it become mandatory?

IMO, having a FB account shows a (minor) lack of judgement. Not having a FB account shows greater maturity and perhaps a better understanding of privacy concepts.

Who would YOU employ?

Let the down-votes begin!