Posts by Winkypop

The email might be a fake

But the funding cuts don't seem to be.

Which is worse?

If the volcano explodes and no one is there...

Will it be Heard?

"Microsoft has no plans for a second Windows 7 Service Pack"

That's OK

Winkypop has no plans for Windows 8, Service Pack or not.

Restored?

I think the lady deserves an apology AND some free store credit.

Simply restoring what was is a bit nasty.

Kindle

Isn't it good

Norwegian wood

Stop it, or you'll go blind.....

....or crash or something nasty.

The beginning of "Higher culture" ?

http://www.peterfhamilton.co.uk/

Yeah but

When will they offer package deals to this new HOT spot?

And what is the duty free allowance?

Hoorah!

Some sense at last.

I'm going in!

Wow, that'll be some ride.

Oh that's a bit nazi

Sorry

Religion isn't the problem

It's just an unsupported mental concept.

It's the FOLLOWERS of religion that cause the problems.

"age of mockery" - you betcha!

Blasphemy!

The victimless crime.

Rich old men can be very determined

The toothless get ruthless - Roger Waters (The Powers That Be)

Quandry

Now how is Curiosity going to find a rubbish bin to put that in?

Look, Sir droids!

Has to be

Time

Apple: You're not doing it right!

Bring out your dead!

For some inexplicable reason I find this hilarious!

They can get very narky

I told one that they were a scammer.

They said they weren't.

I said I knew they were.

They said, why do you say that?

I said it's being discussed all over the Internet.

They hung up after calling me names...

Asshats.

Speak to the sky and tell you how I feel...

Good job boffins and boffinesses!

You can tell he's lying

1. He's a politician

2. His lips moved

3. See point 1

Hey Ad Men

It's my data.

It's not free to use.

You pay, I MIGHT consent.

Public servants

I was 'taught' by some canny (budget conscious) public servants I lunched with how to fully stuff a Mongolian BBQ bowl.

It seemed to involve tardis-like capacity, worm-holes and some random quantum physics.

I swear they could get 200% more in their (small) bowls than I could ever do.

The Police who attended said:

Don't stand, don't stand so

Don't stand so close to ham

Don't stand, don't stand so

Don't stand so close to ham

Trial by FaceBook

Likes = Not guilty

Unfriends = Guilty

Crowd source it to the whole world.

No more expensive legal eagles!!

AC Commodore

Not quite the same ring as the SS Commodore.

The president’s nuclear football?

Surely it would be a basketball, given the presidents ethnic background.

Just kidding, OK?

.... the current apps are no longer working.

I demand my money back!

Oh wait.

Kevin

Or formally, El Kevin

So

Win 7 is preferred and Win 8 is just a bit better than XP.

As they say in the classics: oh oh chongo!

I still buy Dick's own products

His peanut butter is lovely.

http://www.dicksmithfoods.com.au/

How can they tell it was a river?

There's no shopping trolley or mattress.

NZ police

Munted!

McBastards

They know where they can put their McShite!

Bravo

Excellent work.

When I were a lad...

..we made the explosions, the teachers tried to prevent.

How times change.

Sorry I'm late to the comments section

I upgraded my iPad maps then got lost along the way...

Wasters

The lot of them.

Yeah

But what about the Mysterons?

It's science

It's Mars

It's good!

Political spin on Hi

Just another way for the various naysayers to find faux-faults with the NBN.

Bone-bothering boffins

Skull-searching scientists

Just off to watch Time Team again!

I want to bonk you...

....but, but officer, I was only trying to pay!