Posts by Winkypop

"anonymous age verification is possible”

In other news:

- cold fusion “easy” says MP

- perpetual motion “solved by luncheon break” says Lord

- teleportation “a doddle” explains Minister

- lost socks “a committee has been formed” proclaims Home Secretary

Head office called

They want us to try what?

Large orange gas emitting vacuous void you say?

Looks like Trump has launched his re-election campaign.

Twitter, very large?

I think some dude is working on that.

Come back later.

Orange turtlenecks are in this season

Quit stalling, the sooner you get started, the sooner it will be over.

Scores are in

The Chinese lander gave it a 6 for a poor dismount.

Does he like music?

Has he got a large music equipment box?

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-57760993

More and more

Like Trump everyday….

Politicians and AI

Aren’t they complete opposites?

organized criminal syndicate

Chinese government described in a lychee shell.

Still not serving porridge?

Rich person fakes billions in investments, gets time a-plenty before staring stir.

Poor person steals a bottle of bourbon, straight to jail, do not pass Go…

Oh how the privileged are, well, privileged.

ipso facto crypto crapto

Surely the whole industry is one big joke.

It certainly seems the management thought so too.

So

Instead of going out and actually collaring the individual perps, EVERYONE is a suspect until proven otherwise.

Lazy policing.

But Madam

Your nearest branch is located in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'.

Bring it on

It’s been a long time since Apollo.

I’m not getting any younger.

Simple but effective defence

Don’t allow these “devices” in your house.

You and me and Elon McGee

Florida.

Say no more.

Give the Russians enough rope

…something about incompetence…disorganisation…corruption…and one’s own petard…

Land of the free

Union organising, not so much.

Relax citizen

It’s for your own good.

Grand frère t'aime.

I blame

Intergalactic fly tippers

Pooh and Piglet

So, Xi and Putin then.

Bad, but not as bad as it could have been

The crooks may have the owner’s address but at least they don’t have their current break-down location!

Fahrenheit 451

How hot does a server burn?

Religion

No not creepy as hell.

Nooooooooo

Yikes!

Sat in your lap

Husband: I have control.

Wife: You have control.

(Looks behind him)

Husband: Kids, do you want control?

Just think Elon

If you build a Mars colony and you are there to run it, you will become master of your own planet!

When do you depart?

The Taliban rang

They want to discuss a merger….

Also, they are very impressed.

These Twitter “Teams”

You mean Bob, Alice and Jeremy?

Three people, three teams right?