Posts by Winkypop

Ahh the human race

Inventive lot.

Destructive also.

Small is the new Big

And Donald Trump is in the running for POTUS.

"Curiouser and curiouser" cried Alice

How many houses?

How many fires?

You have been warned enough people.

Attention passengers

Your 5:17 train to Zurich will be 14 nanoseconds late.

This is due to Einstein's theory of special relativity.

We apologise for any inconvenience that may be caused.

"its anti-virus software had not been updated for over seven years"

What a bunch of tools.

Missed it by that much!

Sorry Chief.

- Maxwell Smart

I'm torn

Between "Nautical Queen" and "Sea Princess"

How about I compromise and call her "Nausea"

Sacking illegal

But lack of breaks and a wage-slave hourly rate = OK

Move along.

Makes me feel old

These men are true legends, especially the late Mr Armstrong. His skill and judgement on that day 50 years ago was testament to his rare ability.

As a kid, I was never into super-heros, I had real-life astronauts to idolise!

Cu later

You know, this lame black dog with mange and one good eye, it isn't really that bad.

It's not about what is RIGHT.

It's all about what they WANT.

Priorities people, priorities!

- Papiere, Bitte

A paradox, a paradox, a most ingenious paradox

Upgrade to Win10 to get a more secure OS

Upgrade to Win10 to get a less private OS

Hahahahaha

If convicted

He faces a Long stretch.

- Mine's the one with 9231765219474 on it.

Because...

Profits would NEVER over ride essential customer services....

"Superhighway" - How 1990s of him

At least he's not stuck in the 1890s like our PM.

- I'm looking at you Turnbull.

Well dressed animals - update!

A Police spokesperson announced that this story was rapidly evolving...

Like all social media before it

I look forward to being completely ignored by this new one too.

Space-scat

Space Cats!

Regardless

Send the snowboarders, now.

It's not mandatory is it?

Just

Don't

Use

It

Facebook paid £4k in tax

A Facebook drone immediately apologised!

In a statement it said: "It's some kind of a nasty mistake, we didn't mean to pay any tax at all".

Cyber-bombing

Is Microsoft's Win10 upgrade program part of this strategy?

Prussian blue?

Ran out you say?

Dead?

No, it's only restin'

Lacking moral fibre

It's a clusterfuck, with Malcolm in the middle.

Only one address to fear

-35.308000 149.125000

Beware

Executives in chokey?

Brilliant idea.

Howay man!

Divvin' shoot ya gob off man, ya port's way owa there!

Meat space shopping?

Oh, how very quaint.

SA Police

Shouldn't they be out looking for shallow bush graves?

Agreed value?

Can we not have an agreed value on personal information held by an employer or recognised institution, like a bank or the Govt?

It could form the basis of the penalty, payable to each victim, each time a breach occurred.

Or do all the kids these days not value privacy?

Hey you, speed of light!

What's up with that puny 299 792 458 m / s ?

Lack of ambition?

It's the NBN Jim, but not as we know it

Maybe all that degraded copper infrastructure is slowing things down...

So, now we know!

Media tycoons buy newspaper and media outlets 'cause they crave influence!

Who'd a thunk it?

I thought they were just in it for the answers to the crosswords!

Trump is such a dangerous fool.

Phantastic

Phuck right off and die

Standing desks

Guaranteed to make me laugh.

Uncanny valley

Who else felt empathy for the robot when the human was 'teasing' him/her/it?

It's so easy to anthropomorphise.

Robots are people too!

Gatesgate?

Sorry!

I plan to protest right at the source~!

I pledge that I will NEVER use the services of the FBI

There!

Thin edge of the wedge

"a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step"

Who do you trust?

Send lawyers, guns and money...

Obviously an excitable boy!

German BDSM

Gives a new meaning to "I was only following orders"

See!

It IS a series of tubes!

It's a parody, a poe, no? ........NO?

Oh, my bad.

It's security, Jim

But not as we know it.

Chinese takeaway

No 95 schezwan vaccum with Al Bean sauce.

OK, I'm suiting up and stepping outside...

Someone order a load of concrete?

...beep....beep....beep....beep....beep....beep....beep