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He'll want to invade immediately!
Young Malcolm is in dire need of a distraction, good old security theater to the rescue!
How are those polls going?
Well played.
Well worth a visit if you ever find yourself in the desolate wilds of Milton Keynes.
"Cheese isle"
Do they do package tours?
I like a bit of Wensleydale myself.
High, very high. Sad.
The US is being managed by dolts.
OK, how about encryption that only works for the good guys....?
Thanks guys. These things I know and understand.
Example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Airlines_Flight_811
Though not a bomb, the plane landed OK with a huge hole in it.
Just trying to put my mind in the space of the Ne'er-do-wells....
Maybe the explosion from a laptop bomb in the hold might be better contained within the other baggage, whereby a laptop in the cabin could be held against a window/wall?
Devil's advocate -->
Infestation aside: yet another use for Duct Tape.
Cats and dogs, living together...
[smug mode]
I never used Facebook.
[smug mode continues]
I include Facebook in that category.
No flowers by request.
Over here WA stands for Wait Awhile.....
Just say no.
PS: Canada is nicer, and safer, anyway.
...the French take their democracy a whole lot more seriously than do their US cousins.
...the victims, should they be tax payers or not, helped pay the fine!
Resistance is futile
Come out and get some goodies...
I probably just chewed the end off, a bad habit of the times.
Not bad for a recruitment bonus I guess.
When I first started working 35 years ago, I got a free biro *.
* But I couldn't take it home.
Maybe that prior-art legal action from Mr B. Bunny of Pismo Beach has legs after all, Doc!
I'm so glad I'm on the 'exit ramp' of my career and changing down gears.
Imagine spending that money of something, you know, useful:
- clean water in Africa
- renewable energy sources
- education for the needy
- cleaning the oceans
- etc
We are toast.
How 1970's
Bork, bork, bork, bork, bork, bork, bork, bork, bork, bork,
...we were content with jamming an ice cream stick in the coin slot to enable free ball return / free games on the pub pool table.
Kids today, eh?
Why is America lead by such utter asshats?
(rhetorical question)
+ one for amazing boffins and boffinesses!
Minimum chips.
The Numpty is strong in this one.
My government loves me and knows what is best.
The Feds cross check alcohol, cigarette, notepad and take-away meal sales meta data....
Way to go Cassini
...."Dogshit Industries - we have the drop on innovation"...
probably won't make it either.
Always creepy, never beaten.
Indeed.
Never forgotten
Don't open the window
Disturbing though...
Watching my careeeeer fading away....
[Apols to: Otis Redding]
"It's called cabbage"
Or in concealed carry format: Brussel sprouts
Seems they haven't changed much since I last used their software.
Better, just always better.
Julian might find Kim Jong-un moving in as well soon.
Sleep-over!
Melting faster than Frosty vacationing on Mercury...
...everyone is shooting the messenger.
Remember kids, these agencies are supposed to be the good guys.
Do they also cross their fingers when making these statements?
Next: Increase in robberies by pimply people!
It's still a much better deal than any local supplier/retailer.
If you can even get the item locally.