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It's an advert for Windows Update!
No more Huawei in a manger....
I never have to apply for another job.
The old codgers club accept absolutely everyone.
No social media? No problem.
(Sic)
Who can tell anymore?
Put it next to the Charles and Di wedding plate.
We had a name for this.
The "Interstate/Overseas Executive Trip"
Exec would come back with a head full of marketing-crap and vapour ware brochures.
Always full of ups and downs, often downs....
She made a significant contribution to manned space flight.
An inspiration.
Or worse, those content to stink up a taxiing aircraft.
Arm doors and upchuck!
Provide only one smart phone.
Let the strongest bullshitter win.
In my day it was getting warned off stealing apples from Mrs Johnson's yard.
Now it's international espionage, hacking and money laundering!
Bah!
"although we'd wager that doesn't include Windows Update on this box at least."
BooM!
Super star to the (real) stars!
Weeding out the non criminals.
About time.
Nor a sweet 60's land yacht convertible or Corvette.
Once decoded, might be Vogon poetry.
What is "Bing"
If the unit is borked, what harm can my tinkering do?
Saved a few old devices over the years from Dysons to iPods to PCs, and I learned a few things along the way.
That's quite an achievement. I'll bet full earth gravity feels like a real drag. I wonder how long it will take her to get her earth legs back?
Thumbs up, because all such space-flying events are very inspiring.
They need a "Short dress channel", clearly!
Miss Switched-on Manager, 30 something, tasked us to build a porthole.
"A porthole" we responded.
"Yes a bloody porthole, a web porthole!"
You mean a portal?
No, a porthole!
True story.
You can't live with it, and you can't live without it.
That's just renewed my commitment to never eat in/at these places again.
I avoid all IOT tech.
Sounds creepy BTW.
There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!
Be careful which type you choose.
- The Bezos
- The Kashoggi
Is there a leaky boat large enough and an ocean wide enough to launch all of these tiresome actors?
Oh, like BREXIT then....
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Maybe we should all have a surf board
...now working on solar system relocation technology.
Haven't used one of those cash desks since the early 80s.
And then only in an emergency.
Pickpocket -->
It sure beats the US style wage slave system.
1. Self reporting of crimes by the stupid
The minute they bought into crypto-nothing-coin
Match three symbols to learn your sentencing period.
3 Con men = 5 years
3 Locks and keys = 10 years
3 Bowls of gruel = 15 years
All tickets are winners!
You don't have to put on your red light...
Maybe we could send the Trump family on a one-way trip on the Jupiter III
Surely not!
Policies from £50
I presume it would be 'access denied'
The public voluntarily pour their PI into any and every App, Game, Social Media software they can find.
Pronounced: "shit services"
Can it print € notes I wonder...?
Do You feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?
They will eat all the cheese!
I'm old.
It's not very good on an iPhone 5S with latest iOS either, I'm afraid.
...more guns, that's what America needs.