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A personal assistant that shadows you everywhere.
What’s not to like?
Just asking...
That’s OK
So are the sausage rolls.....
“He had been in custody for five years”
So, six and a half years.
Is time already spent not counted?
Ex Cell by Excel?
Someone didn’t carry the 0.0000001 in the calculations.
Top work guys and gals.
You can bet the farm that Facebook managed to convince them of a deal while simultaneously shafting them over a barrel.
Gentlemen.
We have our astronaut for the Jupiter lander mission.
The US can show China a thing or two about stage trials.
Population of robots + 1
Please drive carefully
Less shit the better
I thought this article was about scanning someone’s memory to recreate the remaining “lost” episodes....
AKA News Corp
And best of all, everyone kept their jobs!
Oh boy and will they go off with a bang.
Tesla
Bitcoin
All dictators will fall.
Not just an American phenomenon.
It has spread around the world.
“Power is in tearing human minds to pieces and putting them together again in new shapes of your own choosing.”
― George Orwell, 1984
They found someone at Fox who could read
So not all bad then.
How about that take off!
“Any weapons, cameras or carbon paper Sir?”
How?
BREXIT disaster
COVID plague
INCOMPETENCE massive
These laptops were supposed to go to the GOP for use in the 2024 US elections.
Wow
That’s quite a slur on Neanderthals!
Like every air mattress I have ever slept on.
Google can piss off any time they like.
Take your tax avoidance scheme elsewhere.
Let Rupe’s empire die on the vine naturally.
Exactly.
Use your own protection.
Indeed.
The broken biscuit box was very popular with us kids.
Cheap too.
Flush them all
The god stuff is just busy work.
Way to go!
Sounds like half of the Government Cabinet ministers
The withered and meddling hand of Murdoch.
“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”
― Plato
PS: And what does Vlad have on him?
Maybe a benefactor could pay for a bunch of kids in the Boys and Girls Club to all push a giant red button.
2021
Less Donald
Boom!
Yes please.
And glory be to $Deity for that!
Just add a Conservative government for a complete trio of clusterf*cks.
Twitter accountants discover crafty new tax dodge in Ireland
Quid pro quo
Or in the local dialect: To be sure, to be sure
What could go wrong?
No Godzilla icon.
Why did it take so long to see though the problem?
--> Not a lab coat
Steady on now Ted!
Until these robots can manufacture themselves en mass.
“Your papers meatbag, now!”
AKA
News Media and Digital Platforms Mandatory Bargaining Code Bill 2020.
The current Lib/Nat Government is just the waterboy for Rupe.
Murdoch must be paid!
Classic America
Classic fail
The spoon trick is so lame.
Be a magician by all means, just don’t insist your “powers” are real.
No one is buying that shtick anymore.
A devil’s gotta think about his retirement one day...
Re Epson Eco Tank.
Bought the 2750, still using the original supplied ink 2 years later. Not problems so far.
Weeks, months, maybe a year.
None survived.
Until morale improves.
- Dear Leader
“GoDaddy is committed to protecting our customers’ data and the security of our infrastructure, and our teams are vigilantly monitoring for attacks and potential vulnerabilities.“
Yeah right.
Except when they aren’t.