Posts by Winkypop

Everyone wants a piece of you

Except Facebook, they want it all.

Remember: Australia is currently lead by a Pentecostal loon

Who also thinks that locking up small girls for years is good Government policy.

Read more: Biloela family

Because surveillance over reach is bad

Unless we do it….

“impacting the $189bn mobile advertising industry worldwide”

Bless…

If you’re going to tout a bonus via such a scheme

Make sure there’s a genuine bonus for all at the end.

And people voluntarily sign up for this clusterf*ck?

It should be called sociopath media.

Great flight

But they managed to lose the luggage

Social media sewer

Sewers perform a serious function.

Social media, not so much.

I don’t hang around in either.

So

If another space faring nation sent up something and it was designed to re-enter earth’s atmosphere, why not let it fall on a remote part of China?

Turn-about is fair play after all.

I’m sure old Pooh Bear would be fine with that.

It’s free, sign up now!

While you look at yet another cat meme, we quietly go through your personal info and make copies!

You get hooked, we make bank.

Win / win

Some products are expected to display energy ratings

Why not make tech products show repairability ratings?

Make it a selling point, or at least a point of difference.

Let the consumers know.

Personally, the less I hear from the traitorous fool…

The better.

Used rocket booster for sale

Free delivery, bring a large net.

Not a bot

Chinese just really really really interested in Belgian politics.

Now back to work!

These minority groups don’t oppress themselves!

If the English had a base there

They would still insist on jackets and ties at dinner.

Pisspoor

That’s just outside Mumbai isn’t it?

I’ll get my Nehru jacket

When the establishment has already screwed you over

Having a “Sir” take charge of the enquiry is a bit rich.

Only one good thing about all this

They aren’t self flying cars!

Horny Henry

Created his own church just to get his leg over.

After a while he tired of her and chopped her head off.

Religion, no thanks.

Environmentally friendly espionage

In the old days a spy had to hop an Aeroflot, Pan Am or BOAC flight to get to the data. Maybe even a submarine!

Today they can work from “home”.

Can spies claim carbon offsets?

Robo Dog PC

THX-113K9 perhaps

Remember “do no evil”

Me neither....

No, no

I insist.

After you....

Don't mind us

Just playing through....

“ how it managed to develop an entire update without realizing it would be blocked”

Sheer, bloody minded, incompetence for the win.

Every time!

Kebab in honour

Here’s to Phil the Greek!

Beer to wash it down

One way tickets?

How about you send up my ashes, and then throw them out?

Is that cheaper?

2068 AD

At 106 years old, what would I care anyway?

The techno king has no clothes

Invest at your own peril.

Thanks

Yet another reason why I read the Register.

Next month: Disney encourages kids to change their name to...

Winnie the Pooh.

Hilarity with the Chinese neighbours ensues!

I’ll have an ‘alf

Two messages:

1. Save ink

2. Drink less

Simple test

Put out a picnic table and chairs.

Guaranteed to bring rain.

When I was a kid....

Mums would compete by trying to make the most attractive cup-cakes to sell at the school fete.

How times change.

Signed up? Signed up to Facebook?

Sir, you’re very much mistaken.