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“stollen”
Hmmmm, I do like me some Stollen cake!
Hackers thought they’d broken into a 4Chan forum, but no, it was the RNC after all.
These planets were on the Vogon intergalactic highway project mailing list and are clearing out.
Everyone knows Infinidash 2.0 is where it’s at!
Self-cooking bacon!
With this kind of thing!
At least their tax records were unaffected….
Maybe Jupiter is one giant soup ball.
Literally
Hot pie and a can of coke
From Roger the cabin boy….
Smuggled away to live on Epstein's secret island with Elvis and Hitler.
Well done sir!
Brutal, but not stupid.
You have been warned.
I hear she’s pretty ‘armless anyway…
As a Western Australian I have to give the WA Government top marks for keeping Covid infection numbers near zero.
But defo not shocked by the predicted over reach.
Well played sir
Hey somebody open a window!
Twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesameseedbun
This just emboldens the bastards.
Perhaps they had no practical choice?
NAH……..
Or just sap for short
Will never be defeated!
(Hopefully)
I'd almost forgotten the Tiananmen Square Massacre
"Incident"? - Really El Reg?
Own goals all around too!
All your Bitcoin are belong to us
How about setting up an Indian office to monitor and shut down India’s largest cottage industry.
>>> Telephone/internet scams <<<
They are a national disgrace to all Indians.
And who do you think will end up paying this 15%?
That’s right, consumers!
Give yourself an A+
…that Trump may have gotten something right.
Shocked, shocked I am!
Yes, someone at Microsoft accidentally leaned on the Bing button marked “Chinese oppression”….
The less I see and hear from the fetid fool, the better.
There was a special on broom handles at the hardware store.
The *fork handles* weren't available...
https://youtu.be/CNTM9iM1eVw
People in tropical Australia often get pythons in their toilets.
That’s why it’s best to knock before entering.
Sargent Jones: “Now, is there anyone who has a beef with you?”
I’ll bet the Canadaarm said “sorry” afterwards…
They need to stop using the whips!
Nothing to eat but greasy fast food, ordered via broken touch screens crawling with crud.
In other NEWS, men form a class action to litigate over the clearly sexist term “sue”….
And I don’t fancy the bed he could end up in.
Steady on now Ted!
That’s about the same as the annual budget for Boeing Execs leadership meetings*
*golf-days
I’m not getting any younger.
Apollo was such a long time ago.
I’d love to watch a (fe)male astronaut put up the Moon’s first National Park sign at the Apollo11 landing site.
Where leaving footprints would be banned.
lie detectors
e-meters
ouija boards
water ionisers
I’m shocked that this shower of shites were as bad as I suspected.
If you get caught
Otherwise, carry on citizens
Without Jack, the beans and the rest…
The sales droid will have your details automatically whispered to their ear piece.
Oh hi, Mr Johnson.
And what can we do for you today?
How’s that rash?
But if you rub my belly I could sniff the other way….
No.
Notepad is just fine thanks.
Tesla should open purpose-built tracks where these idiots can “self-drive” themselves silly, in safety.