Posts by Winkypop

Wikipedia

That still a thing is it?

Pants optional

For once the foreman would be happy to see his crew just pissing about the site.

Corporate motto?

“Bwaahahaha”

No more conservatories outside permitted development

*** BLAM ***

Happy double dose AZ recipient here

Thanks to the ladies and gents from Oxford.

You guys rock!

Interesting article too.

Tepid or cold food delivery isn’t my bag

I pick up myself, every time.

Yes, not everyone can do this.

But personally I don’t want my food cold and delivered by someone who is getting paid a pittance.

Old fashioned, I know.

—-> I’m just popping out to get the nosh

These guys need to get a…

…planet to themselves.

Leave us in peace.

Rozzers Vs Facebook

Invest in pop corn now, avoid the rush!

The great malevolent bully

A corrupting regional influence.

What a bunch of weasels

However, draw a picture of Xi Jinping as Pooh Bear and see what happens.

“unregulated financial products”

Scams, pie in the sky and other frauds.

Artificial Intelligence

Sums up the human race very nicely.

The law and order and right to life party say what?

Don’t investigate this deadly crime.

Or we’ll get real angry.

You’ve already seen what we’re like when we’re angry!

Rinse, repeat.

Just off to the local VW dealership with that part number

I suppose they will need to be ordered in.

Mad as a cut snake

Only more dangerous

It’s just a jump to the left

And step to the right…..

Jokes aside, good job guys.

Race to the bottom

“Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

Insanity is doing the exact... same f***ing thing... over and over again expecting... sh*t to change...

That. Is. Crazy.”

- Vaas

Two grand?

“Our customer’s safety is very important to us, about 2 grands worth actually”

Before bricking the (stolen) TV

Could it display a huge warning about self destruction in 5 minutes along with the sound of a klaxon?

WARNING: You now have 4:55 minutes to get to a safe distance…..

Space port, in Scotland?

That will explain all the interest in fried Mars Bars then.

This is the story of Hurricane

The man Shot spotter came to blame

For something that he never done

…..

Put me down for a dozen Elon

See icon

Supporters of corruption, racism, extreme views and mysogynistic policies

And then there's the Taliban!

Silly boy

The Establishment doesn’t lose

Totalitarian regimes

Like Ouroboros, they eventually end up eating their own tail.

Oh how we laughed and laughed

See title

If you’re going to bugger something up

Make it big, really big.

Start up and shut down sounds?

Captain Clippy at your service!

“succulent signature dishes by McDonald's”

Pay her in kind.

1 cheeseburger if she settles out of court

2 cheeseburgers if she takes it to the Magistrate

3 cheeseburgers if she wins and asks for costs

In other news….

A spokesman from Spam denied any involvement with Chipotle.

He said “We do have standards you know!”

Colour me quite interested

RMC is a terrific YouTube computing channel.

Well worth a look in.

Now, where did I put my box of 72 Derwents?

Facebork

Quite literally

That’s some bender

“August 20-22 time period, when the witness tampering occurred, Mr Cooke was in India alone and inebriated.”

Solo bender too

My first thought was “Google actually provide support?”

Then I thought, maybe for top contributors only.

They sure as heck don’t give a fig for the small customer.

AI and the Plod?

And I thought they still hadn’t cracked Natural Intelligence yet

Give the job to our old mates

Phorm!

https://www.theregister.com/2009/07/10/phorm/

It’s one way I guess

To compact your data…

Amazon said "customer safety is a top priority"

No.

They’d like us to think it is, but the reality may be quite different.

Multicultural Cardio Breakfast

Bacon, eggs (poached), mushrooms, Irish pork sausages, black pudding, white pudding, fried tomatoes, hash brown, fried spinach, baked beans and thick toast. Add brown sauce and then a good lie down!

Not advisable for those of us over 50.

Autonomous sea taxis

Take that Tesla et al.