4289 posts • joined 21 Oct 2008
Re: Bravo madam!
If the gov is left wing I'd hate to see your idea of right wing.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell
Atari accuses El Reg of professional trolling and making stuff up. Welp, here's the interview tape for you to decide...
El Reg 1
(world cup and all)
I love the smell of old transformers and tubes!
Well done all.
Because, if you want immorality
...just quote the Bible.
Who stole America?
The Emperor is clueless
The Great Dumpling fails again.
In related NEWS
The President has received a nifty new USB drive from the recent North Korean meeting.
So, no modded V8s in Switzerland then?
Guy across the street seems to be prepping for Bathurst.
Call it crazy but...
I'm more inclined to "trust" the Russians than the 5 Eyes and Euros these days.
None are really trustworthy but you do need to use some protection online.
Besides, the REAL threat to people's IDs are the various social media platforms where users literally give away their info.
How long until...
1. The use of masks is de rigueur in public life.
2. The use of masks is made illegal in public life.
Combustion point for beach towels
If there was any chance of pools of liquid water, you can bet the Germans have already put out their towels.
Re: Why would you even let Russia host the world cup ?
It's big-sport, it's corrupt.
Don't mention the crap network
Blame the users.
What a crock.
Stage managed fluff for the news cycle.
Stopped using Twitter a while ago
I mean, even the President of the United States Twitter account has been hacked by an absolute moron. The guy who runs the account is clearly demented, so what's the point?
Crisis? What crisis?
The minions will lap this dating lark up just the same.
Appear in the UK?
Doesn't that Facebook thingy have a chat feature?
You supply the (personal) data for free
We let you access a network while we sell the info on to whoever can pay.
Your privacy is very important to us *
* We don't want any other company to get it (without paying)
They shoot the guy dead
Then they abuse the body.
Never hold an internal enquiry
Unless you know what the outcome will be.
Cancel the program. Gut them, paint them bright yellow and...
....cement them in place in kiddies playgrounds.
As someone looking at a long-haul flight in 3 weeks (Oz - UK)
Y E S
P L E A S E
Windows are over rated.
Sleeping is easy.
Icon: That's what I look like after 20 hours of flying...
Simple, just call: 36-24-36
It's time you made a stand
For a fee
I'm happy to be
Your back door man...
Mine's the one with the school cap in it.
Well, technically, we didn't stuff up
It was our intention all along...we just figured that nobody would care.
I'd better check my latest purchase from "NuclearSubsForLess"
It's as if...
...the whole thing is just a giant personal information slurping monster designed by people with ulterior motives....
For more information
Please refer to the Federal Government Facebook page....
Oh, "no more than 30 million"
That's fine then.
As Zuck apologizes again... Facebook admits 'most' of its 2bn+ users may have had public profiles slurped by bots
The schadenfreude is strong
My current status: Deeply amused.
Hmmm, "nearly done"
I'd like to see the definition of that claim better defined.
Re: More trash for the ocean
However I try and limit my disposal of hydrazine and radioactive isotopes in the council waste.
More trash for the ocean
At least we have Planet B......
That's not the USA I knew
I said Jehovah
But I think I got away with it.
The flying spaghetti monster
Dims in mysterious waves
Way to go Mr Hawking!
“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.” - Carl Sagan
And I wouldn't want it any other way.
That long-awaited Mark Zuckerberg response: Everything's fine! Mostly fixed! Facebook's great! All good in the hoodie!
It wasn't us
Some big boys did it, then ran away...
Send up some Space Monks!
Re: As a non Facebook user*, let me just say...
No friends you see!
As a non Facebook user*, let me just say...
* and have never been one
Re: OK, that's it!
I'll buy a JCB to pour in the corn!
"US detention and healthcare provision have been rightly shown to be unjust and oppressive"
Being poor or incarcerated (especially both) in the America WILL be injurious to your health.
C'mon guys, we are all guilty of something!
It's just a matter of what.
If unsure, wait where you are while your betters construct some new laws....
Re: Jenny Agutter wearing that short dress
Oooh dear, I remember that too.
Here is the antidote:
Close to the edge
..... In this case: NO .......
Come in XUR 12322716523
Your time is up!