4232 posts • joined 21 Oct 2008
Cardinal Biggles called, wants his inquisition back.
Seriously though, it's 2018 guys.
Stop with the magic shit.
Re: Ring ring...
I doubt my childhood medical records exist in an easily discoverable way.
PS: I fell from the top bunk of a bed... Oh, darn it!
PPS: Mum is 80, and quite well thank you.
PPPS: I was 6 at the time, so things hadn't 'developed' in that department.
PPPPS: It wasn't my wrist.
Hi, eh, Mum?
You need how much money?
I should wire it to your account.
It's for urgent medical procedures, you say.
One question, explain to me again how I broke my wrist in 1968...
duh duh duh...
And how about those Moon landings, eh?
Water isn't actually wet.
Trump is a great POTUS.
Flares look great.
The Edsel was a top seller.....
Mr Potato Head say what?
I prefer to delete the email and THEN laugh.
But each to their own.
Crash into Venus you say!
Seems that Ralph Nader was right.
Unsafe at any speed.
Re: Fools never learn
Why so generous?
Send Trump to the Moon
100% guaranteed to find NONE of the pesky Climate Change stuff there.
Hold your breath Donny!
NBN cabinet installed in next street to us!
I suspect it's empty, but WHOOOOO it sure looks nice and shiny.
For Sale: In the Fort Clark, North Dakota area
Surplus direct from the military smallpox infirmary in St. Louis.
I feel sorry for the guy!
Re: Ian Michael Gumby A Flagrant Rotten Denial of Justice and a Blot in the UKGBNI Landscape
Re: "Assange created his own mess. Now he has to live with it."
Should have worn that condom.
Stupidity mixed with immorality, coated with a false sense of ability...
Apparently someone has already stolen the wheels....
Never argue with a flat earther
You will end up in a ball.
Re: "Curvature" proves nuthin!
Obvious troll is obvious!
Take your orifice and shove it.
Nike - Just do it
Flash - Just don't do it
Portable air raid shelter
Method: Place your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye.
On an aircraft, it's what's known as the Extreme Brace Position.
"Beware of the Leopard."
......a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard.”
Midsomer Murders town
Is there anyone left alive?
Now there's ya problem!
To infinity and beyond!
Jodrell Bank is awesome.
Well worth a day out in the countryside.
39 light years from our home world
And yet, there will already be black, red, and gold towels laid out by the best pools!
Murdoch's one redeeming feature
He thinks Trump is a f*cking idiot.
Known for it's high speed limits!
It could have dropped a few cold ones as well.
Oh, and maybe some peanuts.*
They would be welcome during the leisurely drift into shore.
* Not chips, they'd get wet. Let's not be silly about things.
Copy to go to the US as well
Given the current leadership, they will get the 'Bayeux Crayola'.
Skylab 2.0 ?
If so, I hope the Chinese pay their littering fine a bit quicker than the yanks did.
Part of the master plan
10,000 Assange supporters, dressed in Ecuadorian national football team shirts and sporting grey wigs, will descend on the Embassy.
With bonus Yakety Sax music during the chase!
Oh my GUI
One hopes that the people in the bunkers with the actual pointy fire-sticks have a better procedure/GUI.
You seem to be waging intercontinental thermonuclear warfare.
Do you need a hand with that?
USA: Freedom Freedom Freedom !!!
Pssst: you can make a buck out it.
Money Money Money !!!
Help! Help! I'm being repressed
Conservative views eh?
Now there's ya problem.
Scary, but fascinating.
I'm sure he didn't intend this to sound racist: “There's scepticism about this – lets get some non-Aboriginal people to see if they observed it,”
New in-app purchase
You're getting WARMER
It's full of
The Internet is not required.
If you say "Netzwerkdurchsetzungsgesetz" 3 times....
.... a troll will appear!
So by this standard, I should just throw my 5S in the bin....
This seems to be the only really achievable plan.
The other plans seem to be pure marketing fantasy.
Still, 25 Mbps is 7 times what I get now.
Up with this kind of thing
Imagine HD video of Titan.
Facebook et al
The Australian Government recently upset our northern neighbours over their 'new island' ...
There's a hole in the bucket
Dear Eliza...Dear Eliza...
But I don't got none
I have documented my entire social media presence in the space below:
If you want to be a dick online
Recently expected to become High Commissioner to London.
We already have Numpty-in-chief Joe Hockey as the ambassador in Washington.
Such a shallow talent pool.
Such plum appointments.