* Posts by Mikel

2643 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2008

Microsoft and LinkedIn: What the CEOs are planning

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The destruction of value is astounding

Mind boggling. Imagine what useful things they might have done with that money.

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Finding new work

Presumably the LinkedIn team knows how to use their own product. Which is good, because they need to.

Microsoft buys LinkedIn for the price of 36 Instagrams

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Re: $26B????

They are going to have to onshore foreign cash and take the tax hit, so more like $40B.

You. Comcast, TWC, Charter, DirecTV, Dish. Get in here and explain yourselves – Congress

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An oldie but goodie

The First Honest Cable Company. https://youtu.be/0ilMx7k7mso

At work you will want the headphones.

Verizon: We're sick of waiting for the FCC, so here's our 'net neutrality'

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They lie

No matter what. They haven't got the truth in them to give.

Dell slips into a slimmer red dress after sales diet

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Hopes Intel Skylake CPUs, Windows 10 will draw in punters

Mr. Dell, you might want to sit down. I have some bad news...

Google snubs 'dark money' questions at AGM. Shareholder power? Yeah, right

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Dark money OMG

The number two privately held US corporation is in the top five for lobbying? You don't say.

The way their arch nemesis Microsoft throws political money around they had well better spend even more. If they don't want their products banned, that is.

Microsoft has created its own FreeBSD image. Repeat. Microsoft has created its own FreeBSD image

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Works with HyperV

Breaks VMWare?

Get ready for Google's proprietary Android. It's coming – analyst

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Not gonna happen

I guess it's one way to get your name in print though. Used to call this sort a 'flackalyst'. Speaking of which, has anybody seen Rob Enderle lately?

Humanity will only buy 47 smartphones per SECOND in 2016

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Let's take a moment to appreciate

Somewhere near half of all Mankind now has constant control of a personal computer with always-on Internet. And it happened in a few short years. We whizzed right past "the next billion users" so fast we didn't even see it happening, and the third billion, and we're closing in fast now on "the last billion".

With that comes the ability to share, to learn, to communicate. To lift up ourselves and the people we care about, to do things we couldn't do before. And it becomes much more difficult for oppressive regimes to hide the truth from their people. It turns out that the people in faraway lands don't ride flaming dragons seeking to roast and devour small children. They are pretty much like us: striving to get by, to get along, and to get ahead.

So. Hurrah!

Intel reveals Xeon E7 v4: Is that 24TB in your pocket or are... oh, it is

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Re: In China, you say?

This is actually "why China?"

Microsoft mops up after Outlook.com drowns in tsunami of penis pills, Russian brides etc

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Lowering Expectations

Microsoft is a $400B global corporation with decades of Internet experience, huge cloud data centers, the finest minds imported from all over the world. We are told over and over how spotless is their tech cred, the creativity of their machine learning code boffins. Some would have us believe they have an organic understanding of all things programming and networking light-years beyond that of us mere mortals.

So, yeah, maybe they should be able to block spam by now.

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Re: Breaking news

Isn't that what it's for? I have always only used it to catch the spam from various websites that demand an email to register. Am I using it wrong?

That sinking feeling: Itanic spat's back as HPE Oracle trial resumes

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The disconnect

There is a rather fundamental disconnect between HP's Itanic marketing people and common sense. It is so extreme that is difficult to have meaningful communications with them. It seems that if you are not presold on the value proposition of their USP over price, performance and compatibility with modern technologies, they can't understand you either. And they don't want to understand.

It makes it hard to discuss issues such as distributed reliability with them.

Samsung: Don't install Windows 10. REALLY

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Re: What an absolute

Do you remember when Microsoft began requiring signed drivers and so many of us Chicken Littles were howling "that is too much power! They will abuse it!"

Well, here we are to say "we told you so."

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Re: If proof is needed...

or even monitors

It takes a special kind of fail to make an OS version upgrade not support a monitor. The deliberate kind.

Samsung is killing Microsoft in Mobile. Of course Microsoft is trying to return the favor in PC, which is still their domain. For now.

Microsoft wants to fling money at startups. Don't all rush at once

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Preparation is key

You will want to learn key protocols for dealing with the Redmond giant: https://rcpmag.com/Articles/2007/07/01/Minding-Your-Microsoft-Manners.aspx?m=1

And maybe look at what happens when you "win" a partnership deal: http://www.asymco.com/2011/02/11/in-memoriam-microsofts-previous-strategic-mobile-partners/

NASA: We'll try again in the morning after friction ruins engorgement

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Re: Delays

There are some Russian rocket engines sitting in a warehouse 50 years waiting for their ISS mission.

Surface Book nightmare: Microsoft won't fix 'Sleep of Death' bug

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The sales drone was right.

Just buy another one. And a spare.

Microsoft won't back down from Windows 10 nagware 'trick'

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Re: so Desperation

Desperation. This tells us their secret. This level of desperation can only be fuelled by fear. Their analysis of the situation must be that if they don't successfully migrate everyone to W10 they are doomed.

And with that I do agree. The end is nigh for them.

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Re: I did upgrade recently

That is quality software engineering right there.

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Re: My opinion on this?

The meaning of the policy settings will be changed.

Microsoft's Windows Phone folly costs it another billion dollars

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Re: I understand...

The Gates From foundation does not ever own Microsoft stock by policy. And Bill Gates just doesn't have a significant share of his wealth in Microsoft stock, so his input won't be impacted. He has been divesting for a generation and soon will only have a token amount. He doesn't even own as much as Ballmer.

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Re: As a consumer - 2 key issues ...

You forgot Microsoft Kin. But so has everyone else. Two models only sold 300 units worldwide in five weeks before it was canceled. Compared to Kin Nokia was an epic journey.

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Re: Total fiasco

Lumia: the birth control phone.

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Re: Probably cheaper

Imagine they had decided to put a man on Mars instead. They could have saved billions.

Cock fight? Not half. Microsoft beats down Apple in Q1

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Re: Peak AAPL

Sounds to me like AAPL is on sale for 30% off again, for a limited time only.

Chrome OS to get Android apps via the magic of containers

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An exciting evolution

I can't wait to see what is available for Christmas.

A Chromebook Pixel with Kaby Lake, cellular data, GPS, Android apps and 4K for me please.

VMware flushes Windows vSphere client and Adobe Flash

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Ouch. That's got to sting.

To have such a close partner abandon their Windows client altogether in preference for a browser based solution available on every platform has got to hurt. No more Windows client lock-in from VMWare.

More and more houses are doing this.

CONFIRMED: Google bakes custom data centre chips

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Details would be welcome

I doubt they will be forthcoming. And Google won't be selling any of these fancy TPUs either. It looks like the rest of the tech world is going to just keep falling further and further behind.

How Nokia is (and isn't) back in the phone business today

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Re: What will be their selling point?

They still have some great engineers. Or at least know where they are.

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Re: Optimistic?

Microsoft owns Cyanogen now. Nokia isn't going to get caught in the same trap twice.

Sick of storage vendors? Me too. Let's build the darn stuff ourselves

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Re: Well, I agree in theory but...

> Since nfs-kernel-server isn't kind enough to proved a human parsable entry in /proc to let you know which instance of nfsd is actually holding a given file (and since each nfsd process doesn't map 1:1 to a particular nfs export that wouldn't help even if they did) there's no way to know which instance you can kill to get your lock back.

This sounds like something you could fix right quick, if you had the source code.

Microsoft boots fake fix-it search ads

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Re: the internet, can't live with it .........

Have become?

Kill Flash now? Chrome may be about to do just that

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Re: Google catches up to Apple, while Microsoft trails the pack

Hey - at least Microsoft gave the world a Flash replacement. It's called Silver light. ;-)

Supernova bubble clocked at 19,000,000 km/h

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Re: A long time ago and far, far away...

It's all relative.

Dwarf planet intumesces before astronomers' gaze

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Gas stations

All the way out.

First successful Hyperloop test module hits 100mph in four seconds

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Public money

You're not going to get public money for transit in the US without a plan to carry the Mobility impaired passenger.

Windows 10 build 14342: No more friendly Wi-Fi sharing

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Re: Good

> “The cost of updating the code to keep this feature working combined with low usage and low demand made this not worth further investment. Wi-Fi Sense, if enabled, will continue to get you connected to open Wi-Fi hotspots that it knows about through crowdsourcing.”

Another abandoned legacy security hole then? Didn't Windows already have enough of those?

Imation's losses deepen 500%. CEO says things are 'successful'

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Re: wow

This is how you game the quants. You have a "reset" year, and then carefully manage profits and cash flows so that it looks like you're a tiny startup on a logarithmic growth pattern. Defer revenues initially, booking profits years later. In year five you are back to where you were and generating revenues by selling to yourself (or a partner who is doing the same thing) and pre-booking fictional future profits just as your options vest at an insane 250 P/E. Then you take the money and run engage in pre-programmed sales as part of your personal wealth management diversification strategy.

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Made a little money on this one recently

Got in and out quick though. They need to stay above $1 or they will be delisted. It will be interesting to see if they can do it.

IE and Graphics head Microsoft's Patch Tuesday critical list

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The patient is terminal

Compatibility with your legacy software is the vulnerability. The fragile system itself, its vestigial remnants of once-hot ideas, the need to continue support of 20 years worth of false steps and strategic faults in order to preserve the function of business critical apps is the cause of this ailment.

There is no cure. Businesses come to the realization that they need to move on one at a time. Microsoft has no platform to take them forward because "there is only One Windows" and if they abandon the legacy compatibility all at once they lose everybody all at once. So they lose them one at a time.

There have always been more fundamentally secure platforms available, built on sound technology principles rather that the driving forces behind Windows' rise to dominance. We have known about secure software sourcing, surface area limiting, app isolation, secure development principles, least privilege, compartmentalization of utility, "do one thing well" and a whole lot more for much longer than there has been a Windows. This is not new. What is new is that ubiquitous mobile Internet has finally brought the issue to the fore, at the same time putting more rationally designed systems in every pocket as a conspicuous example that there is a right way. Everyone has experienced having a computing device that works well all the time, without continuously running three software firewalls, Symantec AV *and* McAfee Endpoint Protection. And they like it.

So one by one they port their data and business logic to open systems until they win free of their reliance on the legacy of horrors. And one by one they leave it behind. And there is nothing to be done. No way to excise Microsoft's diseased organs without killing the patient.

Android's security patch quagmire probed by US watchdogs

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Re: The market's invisible hand (or at least, its finger)

It would be nice if consumers (even business consumers) valued security enough to make real security (including patches, but also architecture and design) critical to product success. Then the market could settle this properly. But they don't.

If they did, there would be no Windows.

Microsoft bods tell El Reg: We've re-pivoted open-source .NET Core

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Re: Re-pivoted

Swivelled might be a better word, implying it's in their nature and certainly going to happen again.

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The real news

They're talking to the Vultures again.

Database man flown to Hong Kong to install forgotten patch spends week in pub

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Indeed. Had me thinking of a particular landing on Halsey Field at Coronado, CA. Didn't know they let civilian pilots do that sort of thing.

San Diego Naval Supply Center NIA

https://goo.gl/maps/hQqbA3VAZyC2

Official: Microsoft's 'Get Windows 10' nagware to vanish from PCs in July

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That was quick

They're already working around the cutoff.

http://betanews.com/2016/05/08/windows-10-free-accessibility/

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They have to

It has to do with the accounting, and how they booked the OEM revenues for the W10 launch. They have no choice but to sell it at least for a little while. This dog will be licking at its own vomit soon enough

Watch it again: SpaceX's boomerang rocket lands on robo-sea-barge

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Not bad

I could watch these all day. Boring? Bore me!

Exciting times my friends, and for once it's a good thing.