* Posts by Mikel

2643 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2008

Ballmer can exhale: Bill Gates rules out Microsoft return

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Happy

Microsoft is still evil

Steve's just not as good at being evil as Bill was. Bill did evil _well_. Steve's more of a Batman villain kind of evil: dire in intent and completely incompetent at execution.

Anyway, Steve's doing the job Bill wants him to do - holding the company still while he sucks the rest of his money out to fund his new philanthropy game. At the end the company will be a dry hulk of course.

And I'm OK with that.

Throwing Jobs in here is a bit of a red herring. Some people keep their charity private, and I can respect that.

Google promises 0.001 of revenue to free the slaves

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Biting the hand and all that

Microsoft is giving stuff away to a good cause too. Just whine about android on twitter and you might win a free WP7 phone.

Martians lived underground, say Oz boffins

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Recalculate for Ceres

I hope they redo the math for Ceres. Men are actually likely to live there one day.

2011's Best... Smartphones

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Excellent article

Had to know there would be rage.

Microsoft and HP sign four-year cloud cooperation pact

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Faust

Have you read about Faust? He made this deal too, and it didn't end well for him. I remember a story about some other company, what was it... Sendo! That's it. Yeah, they cried too. And then there's Nokia, to fill out the lifecycle of pain.

If you dance with the devil you will pay his fee.

IBM, Micron tag team on 3D memory breakthrough

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Angel

Power?

The easy way to get the heat out: don't put it in.

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Angel

Welcome to Dimension Z

It should be painfully obvious to all that by including CPUs in this way you can put several low-powered multicore CPUs interleaved with RAM for a cluster in a chip, a supercluster on a DIMM. Add a nice passive backplane and the occasional Flash SSD or memristor data storage DIMM and then we're off to the races again. On the cheap, too. Yay.

Microsoft seeks to woo developers with Windows 8 store

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This should be interesting

I can't wait to see how people react to this. Will it be the end of in-store boxed software?

Pricing of apps will be also interesting. And then there's the issue of the end of sideloading, and having to give Microsoft your credit card to purchase Windows software...

And what will the channel partners say? They sell software too.

And of course, antitrust issues.

Hm....

Windows 8 fondleslabs: Microsoft tip-toes through PC-makers' disaster

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Happy

Another mobile MS adventure

They're hopeful to turn around a series of disasters in mobile persistent since 2003. It will be interesting to see if they can pull it off.

IDC: Google needs DEEP tablet price slash to crack Apple

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Is a $99 ICS tablet cheap enough?

If so, it seem's it's already shipping: http://androidos.in/2011/12/forget-aakash-mips-launches-99-ics-tablet-nova-7/

Well, now that's settled. Back to global warming, eh?

Microsoft's uphill battle to push Win8 tabs into punters' paws

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Meh

Re: How big?

ShelLuser - About 2 million units a month in the summer for iPad. Probably 2.5 million per month or 3 this quarter. With profits about $280 per unit including accessories and whatnot, about $700M per month in net profits for Apple. It's not bad for a new product, but it's no iPhone.

Android's probably approaching those sell-through numbers now, but it will never be reported because it's mostly cheap knock-on tablets sold into parts of the world that don't have our compulsive counting fetish, made by people who change their names as often as they buy shoes. Margins are low presumably, but not so low as cheap consumer laptops.

IDC says that for 2011 tablet sales will be 15% the size of the PC market. But tablets didn't really start hitting their stride until summer. Maybe next year 25-30%. Year-on-year growth is difficult to gauge when it's ramping at this scale.

Meanwhile, PC sales are flat.

Nobody's going to buy Windows on a tablet or a phone. Look at your Windows desktop PC. Now look at an iPhone, iPad, Android phone or tablet. Which is instant on, fluidly responsive, and a joy to use? Which one is "cool?" That's why. We're going mobile and Microsoft isn't coming with us.

Malcolm Gladwell, tipping points and Climategate

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Lovely

It seems there may yet be a dawn of reason.

HP plays Violin to whip Itanium beasts into flash frenzy

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Pint

Pitched at Itanium and nonstop

But works fine with plain-vanilla rack servers on Linux too. It'll be a year before HP admits that, but it's true. HP does this sometimes. They tried to pretend their MDS600 didn't work with rack server also for a while. I don't know why. Maybe the R&D teams haven't friended each other on Facebook yet or something.

Netlist puffs HyperCloud DDR3 memory to 32GB

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Carry a big stick

This is going to play hob with the business model of Cisco UCS's special memory extender ASIC. Hopefully it will come to mainstream server vendors. There are some applications where the current DIMMs are either not capacious or fast enough.

Xen hypervisor ported to ARM chips

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Sometimes you crest the hill

Sometimes you crest the hill and a new vista opens up, verdant fields stretching to far horizons. That's what I felt like when I read this fine article.

Ultrabook prices to fall as manufacturers slash margins

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@R 11

You know, 2GB might be a bit scant for Windows 7 to give a good user experience, but I hear Mac OSX isn't utter crap that burns clock cycles and memory allocations like they're tainted sheets. People tend to really like their Macbook Airs, hence the logarithmic growth in their sales numbers.

Maybe these vendors should think about getting a less sucktackular software base and optimizing around that if they want to make money. Or they can continue compete with Apple at prices on par with Apple, but with bulked up BOM costs to support the Redmond crud and see what that gets them.

One way or another _somebody_ is going to keep offering us what we want, and we're going to keep throwing our money at them. Everybody else gets to go away now.

The winds of change, they're blowin'.

Barnes & Noble hires Microsoft’s legal nemesis

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Coat

Florian's not going to quit spamming your inbox

Until you stop printing his name. Maybe not even then.

Samsung outs 'retina display' ARM chippery

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Coat

What else will H2 have?

FOUR different quad-core ARM SOC platforms from a herd of OEMs under every brand imaginable, running Android and iOS. Sammy would be well advised to let us have our Android. If they want to try and launch the Windows tablet one more time also, just to see it still won't fly then I'm OK with that. But they better not try to hold back the good stuff for that.

Judge orders search giants: Delist Chanel rip-off merchants

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As in other nations

Not all of the judges in the US are up to the moment on the latest technologies. Or even the decade. They chose a profession that moves more slowly for a reason.

Microsoft prepping Office for iPad?

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Windows

Another foolish rumor

Microsoft is not going to support the iOS and Android platforms with Office - not even the years-old Office that you can get for OS-X. That would be suicidal.

Psst, kid... Wanna learn how to hack?

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It's a little cutie

Looks like it might do well. I have a USB servo controller it would pair well with.

Tablets need permanent Black Friday price slash to triumph

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Analysts said Windows Phone would move 30M Y1

"Analysts" have got not much traction with me. I've been watching them for many years and they're as reliable as pigeon entrails for predicting the future.

Global warming much less serious than thought - new science

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Dodged a bullet

Looks like we just missed the onset of an ice age in 1750 or so.

@EWI - He's not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens.

Ubuntu savaged by rivals infected with fondleslab fever

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Classic Menu

Get ClassicMenu Indicator and tint2. That fixed all my issues with the new UI. Or choose "Ubuntu classic" in the dropdown when you log in.

Scientists probe Earth's core, make mystifying discovery

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Silicon is essential to star development too

Well, starlet development anyway.

Software maker sorry for trying to silence security researcher

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That's that

Another win for Babs.

Microsoft to offer dual upgrade path for Windows 8

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RE: Err...

@AC Wednesday 23rd November 2011 13:58 GMT : I'd go so far as to say: It's any OS, just rebuild from scratch if you at all can.

No. It's better to install fresh Windows and OS-X. Common Linux distributions like Ubuntu you just hit the upgrade button if you feel the need - which isn't often. A fresh install is good now and then to clean out the junk we've accumulated in our files, but there's nothing special about upgrade day. Frankly Linux is better about completely removing stuff on an uninstall. Some operating systems actually let you swap out the kernel in-flight without a reboot, which I think is really slick - so you can do an upgrade without even saving your documents.

One day us Linux folks will just check the box for "live stream my updates" and be done with it. It's been some time since updates went horribly wrong for us as I recall, and Linux PCs tend not to get slower over time like Windows and (to a lesser extent) Mac boxen do. I imagine not having to run antivirus helps a lot.

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Only a fool does an upgrade

It's a Microsoft OS. Wipe and install fresh. Upgrading is for people who don't know better.

HP to forge x86 Integrity and Superdome servers

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Pint

Big business

At $500m revenues per quarter the installed base of customers has to be less than about 1000 in the world because an Itanium cluster is going to cost at least a few million bucks on the average. So we're not talking about folks we know or care about, likely.

If you have a problem the Itanium is a solution for, you already have a vendor to sell you it, so I'm not going to waste my day looking for you.

HP Unix it will be a loss, but that war's been fought and Linux won - oddly enough through SCO. The provenance of Unix is now so tangled that the knot cannot be undone. But that's OK. We still have a way forward without reinventing everything.

Apple to outship HP in 2012 says analyst firm

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Tablets are computers

And they should be counted.

Kindle Fire: An open letter to Jeff Bezos

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Wowser

It seems all that's required to get folks in a lather is utter the words "Kindle Fire".

Samsung's Bada outshipped WinPho 7 in Q3

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Bada is interesting

It will take a few quarters before we know if it is going to be a strong competitor.

Hot Intel teraflops MIC coprocessor action in a hotel

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PCIe 3 is necessary

We're starting to hit the limits of PCIe 2.0 in internal PCIe attached flash storage. If we're going to get to 8 million IOPs we're going to need PCIe 3.0.

Sadly that's the end. Even the PCI SIG says PCIe 3.0 is the end of that road. After that the trace lead length goes down to a handful of centimeters.

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Panacea

What does it matter if the chip can render raytraced 1080p scenes in High Dynamic Range if we can't have it?

Give it up or quit teasing, Intel.

Crooks make it rain by seeding cloud with zombies

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Welcome to 1998

This has been going on forever. We've been doing VDI in reverse and using desktop compute resources for legitimate purposes nearly as long. It's not mainstream, but it's been around a long time. In fact some of the technologies might trace back to Unix in the 1970's.

You don't even need Windows to carry out this sort of thing maliciously. If you have or corrupt a popular website you can implement it in Javascript, Java, or Flash for fine-grained problems and distributed network attacks in the background in addition to serving up user content in a platform-neutral, no-admin-rights required way. This is what LOIC is made of.

I wish this were put to more legitimate use. And I doubt the malicious uses can be stopped.

Ballmer shoots down Microsoft breakup advice

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Devil

Balmy is awesome

Hope they keep him forever.

What's that sound? It's PC sales plummeting into abyss

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Stop

The iPad is a PC

Add those numbers back in and you'll see nothing ever changed.

Duqu targeted each victim with unique files and servers

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Devil

Sigh

The level of discourse of both the talking heads and the press seems to indicate that in the past fifteen years no significant resources have been deployed anywhere on Earth to respond to the threat, to understand or report it. That's appalling. The entire world is asleep at the switch.

This is grade school hacker stuff, not high-end nation-state stuff. You folk have no idea how bad the situation really is. I'll give you a hint though: it's worse. Much worse. So much worse that you wouldn't believe it.

Logitech CEO: Google TV a 'gigantic mistake'

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Logitech is still in

They're just not going to go bat-crazy with the launch quantities like they did last time. Got stuck with a lot of rev-0 inventory and took a $100M hit to profits. Google TV will do well eventually if they keep at it. Certainly I would buy one if it came with full Android and the kind of experience I get from my Asus Transformer - maybe even an app I could use an Android phone or tablet to be the remote and user interface and save the cost of manufacturing those bits.

Now that Intel's out of the TV box hunt maybe they can get some Kal-El goodness up in this business and rock our world not only as a set-top box but also a game engine. That would be very nice. Bluetooth or some other wireless game controllers, keyboards, headphones? All fun in the family room. But it's too late for this Christmas. CES introduction maybe for Sony and Samsung maybe? Sammy's certainly got reason to give Android and Google a little slack, considering how that saved their bacon the last couple quarters.

I like Samsung gear. Not going to buy the Sony one, ever. Too long a history of stuff that's deliberately incompatible with other stuff.

Nokia loses sales lure as Maps and Music apps cracked

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Nokia?

It's a Windows Phone. Nobody cares.

Mm, Silverlight, what's that smell? Yes, it's death

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I'm a netflix streamer

But only on Android and my Blu-Ray player and TVs. I seriously doubt there is any Silverlight in any of those things.

Nokia's Windows comeback: Great but what's next?

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WTF?

Biting the hand that feeds IT

"Windows Phone is not only one of the most original pieces of design Microsoft has done – perhaps the best – it has executed it really well. This is a strong candidate for the best piece of technology Microsoft has ever produced."

Talk about damning with faint praise... You couldn't say it causes rapture on contact? And what about how much more attractive it makes the holder to members of their preferred gender - couldn't squeeze that in?

Maybe I'm missing it. Was the entire article written in a sarcastic tone as a spoof to other reviews?

Ten... high-end Android tablets

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Transformer Prime announced today

It makes all these look like yesterday's breakfast.

Only Samsung will challenge Apple's iPad in 2012

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WTF?

Oh, no. Next year is the Windows 8 launch

Windows 8 tablets are expected to just slaughter the iPad and all those Android Tabs in 2012. Because they have Windows, which everybody knows is the best software for everything. Maybe 150 million the first year - just wait for the IDC reports for the real forecast. iPad will drop to like a few thousand. Gartner will have the real report go like this too. These new people don't know nuthing. They sound Canadian.

HTC prepares quad-core smartphone for 2012

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Fifth core

The presence of a fifth extremely low power core for network monitoring and other low-power-required stuff should do the trick for longer life in this phone, if you're not watching HD movies on it. NVidia says the power use overall is no worse than Tegra 2 also. Should be a neat piece of gear.

Mobile industry needs Windows, handset vendors warn

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Not going to get it

Whether the mobile industry needs Windows Phones or not, the customers are not going to buy them. So now what?

Disk-over-Ethernet startup trousers another $50m

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At a loss

@Daniel B. Agree. iSCSI is standard, supported by every OS, rock solid. This new thing is not.

What do we care if AoE is a "simpler" protocol? Are we worried about how much of a workout the ToE chip on the NIC gets?

Massive PC shortages to hit this Xmas

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Rise of the tablet

We all wanted Android tablets or iPads anyway. That Transformer Prime is looking pretty awesome. Kindle Fire too. No tears from here. This could not happen at a better time.

Minnow Android slab maker BEATS Apple in court

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As soon as you say "Mueller"

As soon as we see that we know you just pasted his email from your inbox to the article submission form. Please stop.

Bill Gates strangled Microsoft's 'tablet for creatives'

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It's for the best

I think it's best of all of us if Microsoft continues to hide their head in the sand for a few more years. As long as they're off in the corner playing with their Windows and Office they're not getting in the way. Cool stuff like Transformer Prime and iPad and Google TV and Apple TV will keep coming out, getting better, and getting all the developers, developers, developers, developers!

Windows 8 should be out in 2012, or 2013, or 2015 at the latest unless they have to refactor more than twice like they did with Vista and Windows Phone. On launch day it will have hundreds of apps, be buggy as hell, lack critical features and only work on platforms that were cool 2 years prior. By then we may not even remember why we used to care.