* Posts by Mikel

2643 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2008

HP, Dell warn of price hikes after Foxconn wage rise

Mikel
Black Helicopters

HP and Dell have no margin to work with

So the right answer is for Apple to run up their labor costs as fast as possible and put them out of business.

Apple fanbois forced to go on the pull by Motorola patent

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Windows

Re: An eye for an eye until the whole world is blind.

Having found their mugging victim distressingly well armed, maybe Apple can now approach the interaction with mutual respect and decency.

Or, you know, what you said.

Death to Office or to Windows - choose wisely, Microsoft

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Coat

Put down the pitchforks and torches

There will be no full Office on iOS or Android, so there's nothing to discuss here.

Will Windows 8 sticker shock leave Microsoft unstuck?

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FAIL

Android is free

Manufacturers don't have to pay for it. Android has 400,000 apps. It has 250 million users. It. Is a proven success with a long road ahead. WOA has none of these advantages.

On launch day WOA will cost money. It won't have apps, or many developers. It is going to take a miracle to make a success of this.

Microsoft blasts 'web video killer' Motorola Mobility in EU gripe

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Pint

In it to win it

Moto didn't start this war. For one I am glad they aren't going to just lay down and die.

Microsoft doesn't like it when they are losing at their own game.

Microsoft claims Google bypassed its browser privacy too

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Windows

Mooooooom!

Google's touching my privacy settings.

FTC urged to probe Google's Safari-tracking gaffe

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Alien

FTC encouraged to look into Google

It's not like they don't get that request several times a week. Seems like there's an organized campaign to harass Google going on. Now who could be behind that?

Last year's iOS sales surpassed all Macs ever sold

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Happy

Computers

iOS and Android computers actually outsold Windows PCs in 2011 also. The times, they are a-changing.

Microsoft CFO bullish in Windows convergence and comms plans

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Devil

Foot: Target acquired. Fire! Fire! Fire!

>Windows 8 hasn't even been released yet, so how is it doomed? And how does is alienate users it doesn't even have yet?

Windows 8 is self-destruction. It takes time and effort even from the inside to kill a monster this big. Those revenues and profits, committed developers and customers aren't going to just go away for a tepid product - it has to be truly bad. They must be driven away with shifting targets, fragmentation, anti-customer policies, self-incompatibilities and actively bad products. They've done well quitting the mobile customers but not as well in the consumer desktop. Enterprise desktop and server are stronger than ever.

They've broken their 30+ year marriage with Intel and AMD was never all the way in their bed.

Microsoft must now estrange HP, Dell, Asus, Lenovo, Acer, Toshiba, LG and other PC partners to kill their own viability and fade into history. Being domestically abusive isn't going to do it - they've been that for decades so they're upping their game to psychotic and an obvious threat to survival for their PC partners. At MWC Nokia will show a W8 tablet that will alienate Microsoft's PC consumer and enterprise partners being an obvious benefit of special attention, inside information and efforts traditional PC partners can't get at any price.

W8 server breaking app compat should seal the deal with everybody else. W8 server will have new features to maintain the pretense that they're trying but will be impossibly selective about hardware support and ridiculously buggy. They must pretend they have some successful strategy and are trying because that's the game they're in.

The Windows customer base has proven time and again they're not going to go away if the product is a security disaster that can't withstand 4 minutes of exposure to the Internet. Sterner measures are required to drive them away. They can achieve it. I believe in them. The monster will be killed.

It's the "Beowulf" problem. Read my post history for why this is the goal.

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Angel

What did you expect him to say?

Were you expecting some sort of "Burning Platform" weeping? Only Elop does that.

HP's Whitman suggests Googorola may close Android

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Pint

Way to go Meg

Just go out and make youself the fool early on. It's HP ceo tradition.

HP chiefs bet big at Vegas on cloud payday

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Try it out for free here, if you can beg an invite: http://hpcloud.com/

Surprise! It's OpenStack.

Apple's Chinese labourers get 1.6 per cent of iPad loot - report

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Making a business

Selling rocks to each other at a loss - but making it up in volume.

HP iSCSI slogger usurped by younger flashy model

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You're not buying it for the terabytes

You're buying it for the IOPS, and the fact that if you stretch 50 miles of fiber and put one of these on either end, your data's almost impossible to kill and moves like the wind. You're not using it because it costs $100K per usable Terabyte.

You want to impress me with gigabytes per buck? Beat a BackBlaze box. Horses for courses.

NexGen boss: If solid hardness isn't stuck into PCIe - forget it

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Should go like the wind

PCIe attached shared storage should be insanely fast. If the data is in the RAM cache we're talking latencies measured in nanoseconds, not microseconds. It does limit the number of servers that can be attached to the storage, and the distance though.

Music fans not welcome in RIAA-backed .music

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Censored

XX Censored.

US and EU regulators will give Googorola the nod soon

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Angel

Transistor radio?

I'm wondering if even that can accomplished without Motorola technologies these days. Motorola invented the high-power germanium transistor and the car radio, among other things. They've been inventing for a long time. Yeah, those patents are expired - but the way such things are done these days companies walk the patents up the chain of modern technologies so that they still own the modern implementation methods.

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Pint

Hope this goes through.

The patent war is about to get interesting. I wonder what else Google will do with Moto Mobility. Android tablets? Set top boxes? Google TV? Music devices maybe? How 'bout a gPod.

I guess we'll have to wait and see.

UK.gov: We really are going to start buying open-source from SMEs

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OpenStack

I hope they look into OpenStack. It could solve a lot of expensive issues for the UK government. It's basically a free "cloud" software set.

US Navy preps railgun for tests

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Ah, South.

Of course on Tuesdays you would fire the thing the opposite way - once the asteroid were more conveniently located. What am I, crazy?

Mikel
Boffin

Interstellar railgun

We could drill through 1 Ceres. That's a railgun near 1000 km long in near 0 g.

There's plenty of water and such to make into air and traditional rocket fuel. You can store up hydrox and use it for burst power too. Being in the asteroid belt it's probably a rich mine of iron ores on the surface as well.

Round figure the 1000 km railgun launcher. From 1 Ceres' orbit solar system escape velocity is 30 km/s or so and its orbital velocity is 17, so 13 more km/s is needed as long as you're headed the right way. It's a bit more than Earth escape velocity in near-0g. This is just a hair short of 10 g's over the length of 1000 km, in 154 seconds. That's well into human survivable territory which is well over 17 g. Augment the launch boost with some solar sail fluffed by both the sun and/or some high-intensity lasers and we're well away even without complex stuff like gravity slingshots or onboard thrusters. For an unmanned probe you can do well over 100x that acceleration.

And the rest of the time you can be a logistics hub for the human mining settlements on the asteroid belt.

It's limited to stuff on the solar system plane though for the 10+g launch, give or take a few degrees. To go close to north or south requires some freaky calculations, or using Jupiter or Saturn to both both boost your velocity and change your direction - and you're going to need some onboard traditional rockets to pull that off. A shame Alpha Centauri is almost due north. The space geeks can figure that out.

We can head for the stars now with available technologies if we want it badly enough and can find some patient volunteers. Or we can send much faster unmanned probes. Or both. It would be interesting if Dawn mission got to Ceres and found it full of odd tunnels.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-force

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=solve+acceleration+to+13000+m%2Fs+in+1000+km

http://www.ajdesigner.com/constantacceleration/cavelocityt.php (13000, 0, 85)

Privacy warriors sue FTC over Google's policy tweak

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Alien

Marc Rotenberg, President and Executive Director of EPIC served as counsel on the Senate Judiciary Committee to PIPA sponsor Patrick Leahy. The very same unconstitutional PIPA that Google just protested against and helped get shut down with your help and mine. So we should not be surprised he's making angry noises at Google.

Sinofsky shows off Windows 8 on ARM and Office15

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Devil

I won't be buying it.

It's Android tablets for me.

These look to be locked down tight, too. It will be interesting to see if they take off. And of course anything to avoid having to talk about the mess that is WP7 at MWC.

Eolas falls at first hurdle in bid to tax browser apps

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Pint

Where goes from here?

Nowhere. "...no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law." - US Constitution, 7th Amendment.

Microsoft sets date for Windows 8 preview - at mobile shindig

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Mushroom

Keep your eye on the dove

It's a magician's trick to keep you from looking at the other hand. Of course they're going to use MWC to launch this. Can't have people talking about the amazing progress of Windows Phone now, can we?

An NT-powered Windows Phone? Not so fast...

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Happy

Nokia's got this all to themselves.

Looks like all the traditional phone vendors are getting off the failtrain before Apollo. Too hard pushing this river uphill, and Nokia's preferred vendor status chafes. No way do they want Nokia maps on their phones.

Shrunken Intel process boosts SSD performance

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Coat

Cost of SSD

If iPhones weren't soaking up most of the world's supply of chips, the price could come down.

Jackpot: astronomers tag Goldilocks planet

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Devil

I gave you the upvote

Theists and atheists agree that there is an omnipotent power that caused our origin and controls our destiny. The former call this "God" or other semi-equivalent terms of varying (and sometimes ambiguous) plurality, and the latter diverge in the nature of their arguments but prefer describing this as causality, gravity, physics, chaos theory, repetitive randomness creating all possibilities, free will, and P!=NP.

As sects of theists bicker about their origin myths and the nature and name of the higher power, so do atheist sects bicker about their origin theories and the name and nature of our causation.

I suppose the difference is that the former irrationally ascribe to this power a motivation that relates specifically to Men. The latter irrationally deny motivation without evidence for such denial of willful causation - which is equally a matter of unproven Faith.

It has become unacceptable to say "I don't know." That's a shame because acknowledgement of your ignorance is a prerequisite to learning. There are many things to learn yet that we must let go of this dichotomy to know. Some of these paths may actually lead to a proof or disproof of Motive, of measuring and understanding the nature of the Motive if it exists. But we have to get past this fight to discover that.

Maybe this is a test of our Faith, or of our Reason, or our ability to Hope without reason. Possibly all three, as the Universe has many dimensions.

Having now offended every single person who might read this I can only hope to achieve the most thumbs-down of any Theregister comment ever. I suppose that would be an achievement of sorts. Is there a badge for that?

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Boffin

Planets around every star

And always one or three in the goldilocks zone. And nearly all planets with moons.

All aboard! Time for the stars.

IBM snatches back SPC-1 benchmark crown

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WTF?

Wow. 500K IOPS is newsworthy?

I'm thinking the SPC-1 benchmark could use some SSD. And maybe I need a raise because I could best this by twice for half the cost at most, with COTS stuff. $6.92/IOPS is freaking insanely high. If I bid three dollars can I keep the under? If so, it's retirement time and then some.

/Yes, I do this for a living. My opinion here though is my own and not somebody else's.

Non-sequitur: the only reason enterprise SSD is so expensive is... iPhones and Android Phones. If the mobile industry would just quit consuming 85-90% of the global supply of the flash storage silicon no matter how fast the factories are built, the price would drop like the proverbial lead balloon. Eventually this market MUST saturate, but I'm thinking 2015 at the earliest. When it happens though it could beat tulip mania for the greatest commodity market collapse ever.

Five ways Microsoft can rescue Windows Phone

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FAIL

Non-phone phone

I wouldn't mind a voip-only Android mobile device.

Oh yeah - this is a winphone article. I see a lot of great suggestions here. I hope they keep dumping money on this lost cause.

Oracle reels off one exabyte in tape storage

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WTF?

Tape?

People still do tape? Say it isn't so.

Obama refuses to respond to MPAA bribery claim petition

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BTW

The US Attorney who brought the indictment against Megaupload was a longtime enforcer for the BSA before his appointment to the DOJ. His appointment to US Attorney passed in the Senate by unanimous consent.

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Stop

It wouldn't matter

The US Attorneys who would have investigated this are a wholly owned subsidiary of the Big Media lobby. Their appointments were bought and paid for. There is no danger they might find corruption here. The USA: the best government money can buy.

Sick of Ubuntu's bad breath? Suck on a Linux Mint instead

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Devil

@Not That Andrew

If you dance with the Devil, you WILL pay his fee.

Mikel

Stale Mint

They use Bing as the default search engine. That's tainted enough for me to stay away.

Dumb salesmen are hurting us – Nokia CEO

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FAIL

Re:Quick Question

@Phoenix50 "Do the frothing masses who have posted on this thread so far believe the mobile market should simply consist of Apple and Android, and that eventually WP7, Blackberry, Symbian, Meego, Bada, and all the others will die a death - leaving two clear choices?"

About the others I don't care - they can live or die on their own merits. Windows Phone is special. In every place Microsoft gets traction they use it to assume control, shut down all opposition and then engage in rent-seeking behavior - halting progress at the phase they assumed control. I like progress. I like all this cool new stuff we've been getting the last couple years, and the future looks bright too now. So Microsoft can stuff it. It's not like they're even close to competetive on a tech level right now anyway.

Mikel
Devil

The best salesmen are lazy

It's true. If you're going to be in sales you may as well sell stuff that's a no brainer. Medicine is an obvious choice because if you need medicine and don't get it, you're going to die.

For 10 years I trained and motivated salesmen. Never once did I tell them the best course was to try to push water uphill. The thing is great, or it isn't - and there are enough great things to sell that you need not waste your time on crap. Caring about the difference is a measure both of your moral character and your earning potential as a salesman.

First US CTO Aneesh Chopra resigns from post

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Happy

He did good work

Wish him well in his new endeavor.

Acer bids to raise prices after levelling inventory mountain

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Angel

Vizio is here now

Vizio just slaughtered the TV market a while back with cut rate prices. Now they're coming for PCs and laptops. And people don't want PCs as much any more anyway. Now that we have tablets we don't use the thing often enough to pay for a nice one.

Quad-core Samsung Galaxy S III set for April launch

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The retired SGS

It will make a nice media player / toy for the kids - on wifi. Kind of a re-up dividend.

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Happy

Just in time for my refresh

Still loving my original SGS tho.

Apple CEO: 'Amazon Fire didn't dent our sales'

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Thumb Up

Asus

Asus has planned a 7" tab with Tegra 3 for $250. That's going to turn your complaint around.

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Trollface

Oh, sorry

You didn't get the memo. The US now considers Australia "really, really south Florida".

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Happy

Be the lead dog

Because if you're not the lead dog, the view never changes.

The iPhone had a couple year head start too. But that's changing.

Top RIM jobs shake-up: Heads roll... but not very far

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FAIL

Let this be a lesson

If you're brought up to save the company after the founder and long-term CEOs and board chairmen step down due to taking the company in the wrong direction for five years, the correct acceptance speech begins something like: "And now time for something COMPLETELY different."

MPAA threat sparks White House petition for bribery probe

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Coat

Two days and almost done

At the moment only 179 left to go. If you hurry you can be the 25,000th one.

Since they still get the entire 30 days anyway I wouldn't mind if this one racked up 250,000 signatures. So they know we're serious.

Megaupload kingpin found in panic room when arrested, say cops

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Happy

Safe room

It is not unusual for a wealthy person to have a safe room, nor to retreat to it while under attack even by uniformed law officers. Some criminals do, after all, wear costumes or violate the law while officially in uniform.

The man has been painted as an unsympathetic figure. But if being a wealthy excentric prone to excess were illegal there's a lot of folk in the US on that list to look to before exploring New Zealand.

It seems unlikely that a man of Mr. Dotcom's means doesn't have sufficient funds in a safe harbor adequate to his defense. But stranger things have happened.

Asus Eee Pad Transformer Prime Android Tablet

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Boot unlock is on the way

It will be an official ASUS release.

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The 7 incher is on the way

And even with ICS and Tegra 3, it's going to be $250.