* Posts by Mikel

2643 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2008

Shock report: 92 per cent of US government websites totally suck

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El Reg?

Pot: Kettle, you're black.

AMD does an Italian job on Intel, unveils 32-core, 64-thread 'Naples' CPU

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Re: About effing time - dual RyZen

I'm more concerned about the RAM and PCIe limits of the desktop RyZen boards. I want 64GB RAM and the potential for quad GPU and more of the new storage. That's the server (workstation) chips for me then. The price is going to sting.

As long I'm posting though... The other shoe that has yet to drop is watts. I think that in terms of compute per watt Intel's about to get slaughtered here. That's actually the biggest deal of all in the datacenter space. Can't wait to see those specs.

Spies do spying, part 97: Shock horror as CIA turn phones, TVs, computers into surveillance bugs

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Over here, over here!

Pay no attention to the thing over there!

Don't worry, slowpoke Microsoft, we patched Windows bug for you, brags security biz

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So that's one thing

14 billion to go.

RadioShack bankruptcy savior to file for, you guessed it, bankruptcy

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Almost ten years

Please enjoy this old article about Radio Shack from TheOnion.

http://www.theonion.com/article/even-ceo-cant-figure-out-how-radioshack-still-in-b-2190

Raspberry Pi gives us all new 'Pi Zero W' for its fifth birthday

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It's a nice little piece

Will be getting a few - one at a time.

Been having fun with OpenCV on the Pi3. Can't wait to try out a mini drone with this in. Power requirements are tiny.

Softbank gros fromage: ARM will knock out a trillion IoT chips by 2040

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Doom for Wintel

Not the videogame either. Well, they held off the future as long as they could - and made good money at it.

Google's Project Zero reveals another Microsoft flaw

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Again

Friends don't let friends use IE.

Pai, Pai, Mr American spy: FCC supremo rips up privacy protections for broadband punters

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VPN

You can configure a VPN enabled router to magically transport your Internet presence to a country that respects privacy. And, just in case, you can pay for the service anonymously in various ways including cash by mail. It's not expensive.

Google's Android network assistant can now automatically do the same service when you connect to unsecured wifi.

Take care of yourself out there. It's going to be the Wild West in the US for a while as the open goal of this Administration and Congress is to eliminate any and all regulation whatsoever. It's "The weak are meat the strong do eat." - David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas

Ah, the Raspberry Pi 3. So much love. So much power ... So turn it into a Windows thin client

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How about

No?

'Hey, Homeland Security. Don't you dare demand Twitter, Facebook passwords at the border'

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Disturbing

In the US immigrants are taking cover wherever they can. It's a return to the bad old days.

CBP has a great deal of power over their charges. Abuse of power here really doesn't have most of the checks and balances of the rest of American society.

'I'm innocent!' says IT contractor on trial after Office 365 bill row spiraled out of control

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Listed among the charges

Gross malpractice. For recommending Office 364 in the first place.

Google claims ‘massive’ Stagefright Android bug had 'sod all effect'

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Re: Finally a sane article on Android security

~ Sometimes people go outside the Play Store

And if you do that, and you haven't disabled Verify Apps, the app will be verified by Google. If it's known to carry nastiness, it is blocked. If other people who install it drop off the system too often, it is blocked. If it contains any known form of nastiness, it is blocked (a rare form of legitimate malware scan, the app is scanned once per version not once per installation or run). If there's anything at all suspicious about it, it's flagged for review. Then you have to give specific permission for it to have access to features and you can decide if you trust the author and publisher with those features only - not the whole device.

And if you install it anyway, or disable the Verify Apps feature, or give it access to features that it shouldn't need, then you can't say it's a software insecurity that you suffer the consequences of that choice.

Don't pretend it's just the app store that's protecting people. It's a lot more than that.

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Finally a sane article on Android security

As I've been saying for quite some time. Real people with real Android who get their apps from Google Play just don't have this problem. It's shifty third party app stores, apps from websites emails and torrents that do. Or we would know about it. And if you let Google scan your third party apps, seldom even then.

But now the Microsoft shills will come and shout "secure software is unpossible!" - because they refused to believe they've been using shoddy quality low security poorly engineered software this whole time.

And again: antivirus and firewalls are snake oil. They are worse than useless. They are completely the wrong answer to security.

Toshiba chairman quits over $6bn nuclear loss

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There is a crook in this story

Actually, several. But the guy that sold the construction company got away clean with a lot of money by selling Westinghouse a sack full of debt and performance liabilities.

The former Toshiba CEO and the Chairman who just quit aren't gonna disgorge their haul either.

I guess these new nuclear power designs just aren't as lucrative as they are sold as.

Oracle settles court spat with fired cloud 'sales inflation whistleblower'

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Hush now baby don't you cry

Here's some money to say bye bye.

Grumpy Trump trumped, now he's got the hump: Muslim ban beaten back by appeals court

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The man is a gift

To late night comedians everywhere.

Google gets smooth early Android releases. OEMs are struggling

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It would be a conflict of interest if it were Google holding things up. I don't see that happening. I see the hitch being OEMs dragging their feet.

New SMB bug: How to crash Windows system with a 'link of death'

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Re: If it compiles, ship it

Surprised? Not really. Nobody at Microsoft really knows how SMB file sharing actually works any more. They had to have the Samba team come in and prepare the documentation for them.

New US Net Neutrality law coming 'within three months' – advisor

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We paid them for universal broadband

We never got it, but we did pay for it.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bruce-kushnick/the-book-of-broken-promis_b_5839394.html

Several times. Last in 2015.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/2/2/1361802/-After-billions-of-dollars-in-subsidies-here-s-Verizon-s-broadband-coverage

http://www.dslreports.com/shownews/ATT-Takes-Billions-in-FCC-Subsidies-For-Broadband-Expansion-134949

http://www.broadcastingcable.com/news/washington/centurylink-takes-3-billion-govt-broadband-subsidies/143693

The running total is approaching half a trillion dollars, which I'm sure you know is enough for every American to have hot fibre dangling from every orifice. It ain't gonna happen though.

Imagine a ChromeOS-style Windows 10 ... oh wait, there it is and it's called Windows Cloud

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The wailing and rending of garments notwithstanding

It is long past time for Microsoft to concede that the software distribution model in Windows (download and install applications from anywhere) is a legacy of insecurity horrors best left behind.

They won't get people to adopt it, obviously, but at least they've taken the time to read up on more sane methods.

Trump's cartoon comedy approach to running a country: 'One in, two out' rule for regulations

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Re: I like it

It is fun to think about this in theory. Which reminds me of an old joke:

Q: What's the difference between theory and practice?

A: In theory they're the same, but in practice they're different.

Judge allows plan for Intel to reanimate McAfee. The brand, we mean

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Intel to divest McAffee

It was tragic when they acquired it. As I wrote at the time, the acquisition revealed that mighty Intel was run by technology illiterate MBAs who simply didn't know why this is a bonehead move.

Though they're curing the symptom, the disease remains.

Microsoft's Cloud UI brings Windows full circle

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History. They don't respect it.

C Shell is already a thing. They can't have it.

No wonder the clueful despise them. They are ignorant, they have no respect, and they don't care.

Memory loss: Toshiba puts chip biz up for sale

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Throw out the baby and keep the bathwater?

This sounds upside down. Buy a dead business and keep it, flog off your big money maker that's way ahead of the curve in demand.

Did Stephen Elop get put in charge of Toshiba? It looks like someone is deliberately sinking this boat.

Google: I know we promised not to mix our data silos buuuut...

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Relevance

So, Google is trying their best to provide me with information more relevant to my interests?

The horror. /s

It's official: Ejit – sorry – Ajit Pai is new FCC boss (he's the one who hates network neutrality)

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Please bookmark this comment

For the next four years I would like to avoid pasting this on every discussion, so please make a note of it. On behalf of all the Normal Americans, and to all the people of the world - but here specifically The Register and it's readers, I would like to apologise for the incoherent babble you are about to be exposed to. We have no idea how these wingnuts crawled out of their holes and managed to get their man elected, but we suspect that hacker 4chan had something to do with it. Also, Reagan turned out the asylums and those people have been without their medication for a very long time. Anyway, everybody's drunk uncle is suddenly a prolific commenter and occasionally a US Ambassador or Cabinet member.

It is as revolting to us as it is to you, and as embarrassing as toilet paper trailing from your shoe. We hope you forgive us for this brief lapse. We should have it under control again in about four years.

Wintel part deux? Microsoft Azure first for Intel Clear Linux

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Shakes head

Intel still doesn't get it.

Square Kilometre Array precursor shrinks 5TB of data to 22MB – every second!

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Sparse arrays

Most of the picture is black.

Phoney McPhoneface: The thrilling tale of ZTE's crowdsourced mobe

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Oh

Thought this was about the Windows Phone that only got a handful of backers.

Microsoft Germany says Windows 7 already unfit for business users

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He'll say the same about Windows 10 soon enough

All Windows vendors have the same cognitive delay. For them to realize a version of Windows is unfit for purpose it has to be unavailable for sale.

Two new Raspberry Pi models emerge steaming from the oven

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Horses for courses

You do know that the purpose of the Foundation is education, right? Supplying your industrial controls development needs is an incidental sideline.

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Missing specs

One would think if the clocks are mentioned you might also mention that there are 4 cores, they're 64 bit, there's a better GPU. You know, for completeness.

But then comment posting on the forum is still hosed as well, so... Sigh. Your ad network or whatever appears to be locking the page until it completes a very slow media load on detection of a mobile browser. Which is counter to the general tech-savvy nature of the site. Aspiring to be the next Yahoo?

It's a proper PC on a SODIMM. What a wonderful world.

FCC slams Verizon, AT&T over zero rating, gives T-Mobile US a hug

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Regulatory Capture

We have it. And not just in Telecom. Apparently appointing the fox to guard the henhouse is blatantly, unashamedly direct official policy now.

Regular or premium? Intel pumps out Optane memory at CES

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Re: M.2 cache?

We've covered the small capacity. Now let's talk about the large chips.

Look at those beasts. They're huge! If this is what it takes for 32GB capacity, they're going to need 6 or 7 die shrinks before this can fit a marketable amount of capacity on that board. Might as well back RAM chips with capacitors or something.

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Add me to the chorus of WTF?

What is this, flash storage for ants?

NASA eyes up supermassive black holes, neutron stars

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Congratulations

The first article I read on this today managed to say NASA planned a mission to !Go! to a black hole. So good catch avoiding that potato reportage quality.

Xmas software update knackered US Customs computer systems

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Re: I thought MS had stopped pushing updates for the ICE Windows XP systems

Everybody knows the OS isn't software.

What's that surging down the Yangtze? It's a 3D NAND flash flood

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Incoming market glut of flash storage

That's good news for the consumer. And bad news for spinning rust.

Elon burning to get Falcon back on the launchpad

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Back in business

I look forward to watching another flight next week.

A year in infosec: Bears, botnets, breaches ... and elections

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Infosec

Oxymoron

Twas the week before Xmas ... not a creature was stirring – except Microsoft admitting its Windows 10 upgrade pop-up went 'too far'

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IE share

Market share of IE is down by half this year. Is that mentioned?

Google's latest legal opponents: Shooting victims' families – and a cheesed-off ex-manager

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Deep pockets bend spacetime

The tort lawyers cannot escape the cash horizon

China gives America its underwater drone back – with a warning

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New for Christmas next year

First quality submarine drones for the aquatic enthusiast. Made in Taiwan from a clever engineering design quite like that used by the US military. Fully autonomous. Lithium rechargable batteries, runs for days. HD webcam standard, optional sensor packages available.

Explore your underwater world without getting cold and wet. Only at finer department stores and online via Amazon.com.

Oi! Linux users! Want some really insecure closed-source software?

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Why?

They've reached it: Crossroads' stock price crashes to just $0.25

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Violin on hard times too

Tough market for storage startups.

Oracle finally targets Java non-payers – six years after plucking Sun

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My comment from the Sun acquisition

Uncle Larry is not in the "giving stuff away" business.

You should've started migrating then, not now.

Not OK Google: Tree-loving family turns down Page and pals' $7m

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Re: Up Yours: Priceless!

There's a mossy little two bedroom house in downtown Bellevue, Washington. The glass skyscraper is literally wrapped around it, towering over everything. With only a Northern frontage, sunlight has not struck that house since the tower was built.

Infosec bods: This is a backdoor in Skype for Macs. Microsoft: No.

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Backdoor implies deliberate intent

Of course Microsoft would plead incompetence before malice.

But does it matter?