* Posts by Mikel

2643 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2008

Jury awards Apple $1bn damages in Samsung patent case

Mikel
Windows

When the last appeal is heard

Some ten years hence when the last appeal is heard, nobody will even remember what this was about.

HP posts $8.9bn loss on slow sales, charges in Q3

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Business value

As the world's largest PC and server business HP is worth what, almost as much as Apple's iPod business? Maybe they should think different.

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Meh

HP and a well engineered website?

Now that would be news.

Dell expects slow Windows 8 demand in enterprise

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Happy

Nobody knows

There is no point in trying to pretend that anybody knows how people in general are going to react to Windows 8 or Surface until they are on sale. And for a good bit after that, too, as the marketing effort of course includes trying to make it look like a screaming success even if it isn't.

Meanwhile, Dell's profits are off 18%. That would have been a useful nugget to include in the article.

Networking industry to collaborate on TERABIT Ethernet

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Thumb Up

Gigabit is not all that fast

HP blades have come standard with dual 10Gb ports for several years now. Google, when it serves a neighborhood full of 1Gbps connections needs must have some means to aggregate it. Fortunately these higher speeds don't require a rip and replace. The upgrade to the electronics uses the exact same fiber for 100Gbps that it uses for 1Gbps. Transcontinental fibers work the same way. 1.6Tbps isn't a standard, but it is commercially available now and proprietary solutions work if you own both ends of the cable.

Oracle: Google impurifying media's precious bodily fluids

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Meh

Missed this one

Saw an article just today quoting FM and linking his website, on Forbes. I guess some people are slow to get the memo.

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Angel

Re: At least Florian is outed now

Time was when El Reg authors would just paste his email into their article submission form. At least that day is done. We have something to be thankful for.

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Go

At least Florian is outed now

We won't see so many more reputable sources quoting him any more, except derisively.

McIntyre: Climate policy crippled by pointless feel-good gestures

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IT Angle

Enhanced Geothermal is cheaper than coal

It's CO2 free, local, safe baseload power with no fuel wastes, toxic wastes or proliferation issues. Some places can't benefit from it, but there is no reason not to start building it out everywhere that has the geothermal resources.

Did Mitt Romney really get 117,000 REAL Twitter followers in ONE DAY?

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Joke

Remember the KIN?

300,000 Facebook fans, 300 units sold.

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Devil

Not to give them a hint or anything...

But if you have 20,000 bots and they each use 10% of their follows to follow each other, the problem is sorted.

Windows 8: Microsoft's tablet-desktop still painful to swallow

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Re: a whole hour?

@JP19: "If you run applications which are only available on Windows"

... Then you did this to yourself. Freedom is a choice.

Nokia CEO: No shift from Windows Phone

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Pint

Re: Elop can talk all he wants

A filing cabinet full of patents in a Redmond basement does not require a CEO to manage it. That can be done by a couple paralegals and a secretary..

'$199' Surface tablets: So crazy it might work, or just crazy?

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Re: If they do this

They can't pay OEMs enough to turn a profit on WinRT. The returns are going to be huge, as people see the flag logo and buy it thinking it can run Quickbooks and their pirated Photoshop.

Apple, Microsoft reveal their Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact

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Devil

Coconspirators

Apparently they've been lovers since 1994. They hid it well.

Microsoft reveals Windows RT OEMs

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Windows

Re: Looks like the TF Infinity

That's because the that's what Microsoft built it on.

Microsoft: It was never 'Metro,' it was always 'Modern UI'

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Windows

Windows Phone news has dried up

I note that on every blog, analyst report and trade publication for the last 18 months there have been an continuous drumbeat of hopeful, over-optimistic articles about Windows Phone - several each week and syndicated all over the place. And now they have all but stopped. If anything, the trend is now the opposite.

Greens wage war on clean low-carbon renewable energy

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Unhappy

I've seen nuclear fans hate on geothermal too

I guess if you've got the one you like, all the others must be bad.

Rivals routed by Apple, Google smartphone onslaught

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Mushroom

Total domination: LOOK at THAT CHART

Holy cow that is brutal ownership of the mobile universe. Android is just crushing it. Was anybody ever to 68% before, after the second smartphone vendor entered the market? There is such a story in these graphs.

Obviously the iPhone drop in share is pent up demand for iPhone 5, and seasonal deviation, and a little bit loss of share in BRIC as uptake there for lower priced smartphones outpaced the market overall. But the iPhone 5 will have to be quite astounding to quadruple the iPhone sales going into Q4. It needs a miracle. It's always been a great phone, though it offers limited choices.

Apple and Android together? 85%. A tiny 15% left for EVERYBODY else when a year ago that was less than Symbian alone. It's a two dog race now for sure.

The Nokia story here is quite striking too. Apparently Nokia's brand value wasn't in "Nokia" it was in "Symbian". Obviously the Symbian buyer was an "Anything But Microsoft" buyer, so those customers didn't transfer over to their Lumia line _at all_. They killed Symbian and got nothing for its meat.

Of course the Blackberry story is sad, but we knew that. RIM's customers are either abandoning ship or hoping for a Hail Mary pass in BB10. The schedule push was triply bad because some customers were holding off purchasing to get the BB10, and some of those abandoned ship immediately on the schedule push, and the remainder are still holding out.

Kudos to Samsung and all the other Android OEMs for not just hitting their marks but service over and above.

And then there's Android's amazing 104 million units. More units than Windows PCs for the quarter just in Android phones. In case you didn't know, Android is a Linux. It seems the world is changing quite fast. Let me be the first one to enunciate that idea all the way out: "In 2012Q2 Linux phones surpassed Windows PCs in unit sales, dollar sales and manufacturer profits. Linux took the lead as the most popular kernel in the world for client devices."

Far and away the most profitable OS kernel is still the iOS kernel, but since it's exclusive to Apple other vendors can't participate in those profits.

Let's hope there's more good news to come. Apple's iOS is still the profit leader by 3x, but they may find themselves suffocated again by sheer volume, as they were in the distant past.

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Linux

Re: Windows Mobile?

It's a product labeled with "Windows" and it's mobile. Don't be a pedant. We know that Microsoft figure is STILL padded with WinMo 6.5 phones as retailers attempt to shift their dead and undead stock, and businesses that standardized on the Windows Mobile platform desperately cache a few cold spares against the day they get their line-of-business ware ported to Android. You can still buy those Windows Mobile phones on Amazon, and until recently they were still shifting more units than Windows Phone.

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Facepalm

"Am I the only person who bought a new BlackBerry?"

@Sordid Details - Pretty much, yeah.

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Pint

Re: Question the data

"you'll commonly hear that android only provides about 20% of their income"

Apple had a head-start and a much larger installed base. Android only passed in installed numbers a few months ago. If Android continues to outsell iPhone by 4:1 these numbers will change very quickly.

HP must throw its PC biz overboard to survive, says analyst

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Pint

Re: Please, separate printers and PCs!

The purpose for this is to hide the losses when the PC division burns money as consumers reject W8 and the computers it comes with. The massive margins on printer ink more costly than unicorn blood will make the figures easier to hide.

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FAIL

Not much margin in Windows PCs

HP, Dell, Lenovo, Asus and Acer all together don't make as much profit selling Windows PCs in a year as Samsung made last quarter selling Android phones. And their software vendor wasn't competing with them at that time.

HP could probably find work to do that has a better return on investment and effort than a measly 5% operating income a year. Apothaker was a chowderhead, but about this one he was right. IBM's move to shed their PC division right before the launch of Vista was a stroke of brilliance. They got Lenovo to pay them a mountain of money for a money losing business. With W8 looming large and looking like a stinker HP had a chance then to line up a buyer, and now they don't.

HP writes down a whopping $8bn from EDS gobble

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Windows

Only $8B? Maybe 6 more for Autonomy by the by

They don't look likely to make a good return on that one either.

Dealing with HP has been pretty messed up lately, and I don't see a change in course here.

/And by the way... that's enough money flushed down the toilet to put a man on Mars.

Valve opens Steam store to non-gaming software

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Thumb Up

OK

If Gaben supports Linux I see no reason not to give him my money.

Microsoft Surface slate: Acer, resellers predict a riot

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Happy

This is a great idea.

Dell competes with Acer. Does Acer ship their competitor Dell prerelease hardware to develop the drivers for them? Why not? Do they think Dell might do less than their best work, or steal their ideas?

Curiosity landing live from NASA's JPL: How the drama unfolded

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Nicely done

Hopefully a lot of interesting science to be done out there. Glad to see Curiosity made it.

Big biz 'struggling' to dump Windows XP

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Windows

Get off the train to crazytown

The lock-in with XP was horrid, but what makes anyone think that migrating to another version from the same vendor is going to put them in a position to have continuous business operations? It's the software vendor's strategy to keep you on their platform with these incompatibilities, and it's working. They're not going to suddenly change that very effective strategy.

Samsung lets slip info on WinPho 8 Odyssey

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Windows

New OS, new bugs

To get it out this fast, no doubt they've had to remove some features that were present before - again. And since it's a whole new OS there will obviously be annoying bug regressions. We shall have to see what it's really like.

Boffins nail oceanic carbon capture process

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Oil

Guess where's a good place to start looking for oil.

Google taking orders for Kansas City gigabit fiber network

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32 fiberhoods have qualified now

It's only day 4 and 32 fiberhoods have qualified, many others are quite close. In one fiberhood 20% of homes - one in five - has signed up already. That is amazing. 42 days, 8 hours left to go!

The bigger the success this is the faster Google will roll it out to the rest of us, so let's cheer them on. Go KC!

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It is taking off

Eight neighborhoods qualified on the first day of the 45 day competition period. It seems unlikely any of the neighborhoods will fail to qualify even at the 25% level. Some questions remain. How long before all are qualified? Which one will be first to 100% subcription and get their fiber first? How fast Google can hang fiber? How fast they can scale fiber hangers? How do the rest of us persuade them to come to our city?

Screaming win for Google. And KC of course.

Apple misses earnings targets, Street reacts

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Stop

Re: The whole estimates and quarterly reports process is broken...

Dividends are for utility stocks, not tech growth stocks. It's the same idea as bootstrapping entrepreneurs forgoing salary to get their baby off the ground. This is all gambling, so the question becomes where in the spectrum of gambling are you comfortable?

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Re: Shock

>Maybe sales are approaching saturation level for the market.

Yeah, keep thinking that. Please.

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Black Helicopters

Analysts

Analysts get paid by hits on their website. I'm going to set up a site that forecasts the downfall of Apple, Google, Microsoft, Cisco and HP in a vast IT cataclysm - predicting their demise in specific ways. You all will hate me, the predictions will be wrong, but you'll click and my kids' college will be paid for, which is the point.

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Pint

Re: Upgrade cycles

This thing with contracts is a US / Europe thing. And Canada. The rest of the world buys their phone at the retail price, and their cellular service separately, and those few aren't "most of the world". Frankly, the rest of the world gets a better deal overall.

Most of iPhone sales are not US / Europe, so the answer to your question: "Are most phones worldwide sold with 1- or 2-year contracts?" is "No. Globally most people who buy iPhone pay retail off contract."

/Not a fan of the product, but in awe of the execution.

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Gimp

Not generally a fan of Apple products

But yeah, up from a year ago is pretty good. The poor analysts don't really know where to go with Apple estimates as Apple was consistently beating them by so much it was making them look bad. So they started padding their estimates to compensate, at the same time Apple started bringing their projections more in line.

They earned almost nine billion dollars profit in the quarter. I think financially they're doing fine. 17 million iPads and 26 million iPhones is a whole lot of product for three months - especially three months that are typically slower and at this point in the product launch cycle.

Not going to cry for them.

Google suspends 16GB Nexus 7 orders

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Stop

This isn't really a problem

The claim did get the guy huge global press for his game though, which was likely the point.

Windows 8 'bad' for desktop users - Gartner's one-word review

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Devil

Re: History repeats itself

You seem confident in a Microsoft win here, but all the wins you speak of are in the past and not related to the future growth, nor controlled by history. Microsoft has lost control of innovation and that loss of control is more significant than anything else you might put here. We're going mobile and Microsoft isn't coming with us.

Mikel
Holmes

Gartner? Reliable?

If both Redmond and Bellevue were nuked in the Apocalypse, Gartner would report a minor power transient that briefly disrupted press relations.

Gartner's issue is that being a sockpuppet they've lost their hand. He'll be along in a minute.

Has Nokia bottomed out? El Reg drills into the detail

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Boffin

My lecture on options and the results

Some time ago here on El Reg I gave a minor lecture on the "long put option" using Nokia as an example case. The post is here: http://forums.theregister.co.uk/post/1376189

Using that example case if you bought the Put option given there three months ago for $0.62 and sold it today for $1.62 you would be 2.6x ahead for that period and well advised to get out no matter what you thought the future might bring. Or at least you might take your original investment out plus whatever you think is a reasonable premium and let the rest ride Nokia to $0.01. There is some big risk there though because eventually Nokia might fall to a point where they needs must be bought out, and at least the price will bounce. If they're bought out and close before your option date your options are worth nothing because the option to sell shares that don't exist is worth nothing.

Claim a win. Take your base and the profits you want out now. Leave a little of your paper profits in just in case it goes to zero and you jackpot.

If you're well ahead take some winnings off the table - or take them all off the table and find a new company that's being phenomenally stupid. There always is one. Under $3 per share units are risky business, and this one gave all it's worth already, I think.

Again:This is all gambling - don't bet more than you can afford to lose. I'm not an investment advisor and I'm definitely not yours. The above information is for entertainment value only, and should not be taken as a recommendation for any course of action. It may be inaccurate, and your mileage may vary.

Microsoft hires former Hillary Clinton adviser as top strategist

Mikel
Windows

All hat

No cattle

Google Nexus 7 shipping cock-up enrages fandroids

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The answer to your question

Yes.

WinPho to eke out 4% of US smartphone biz

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The year is half over

They had better get cracking then as sales so far this year are about 1/3 of that and the year is half over.

Intel CEO Otellini promises $699 ultrabooks by fall

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Thumb Up

Re: Can I just buy a $400 laptop with a SSD in it?

You can buy a $300 laptop and put a $100 ssd in it. Is that close enough?

It costs $450 in marketing to make someone buy a $49 Nokia Lumia

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Meh

"We tried"

Now AT&T can finally point to this result and say "See? We tried." Redmond had been accusing them of being uncommitted to this whole "Windows Phone" thing. A shame that it's driving up the cost of Androids and iPhones though, to sell this brick nobody wants.

Another Microsoft Windows Phone exec legs it to Amazon

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Holmes

Re: MS are crazy...

The exec responsible for Vista Ultimate, KIN and Windows Phone marketplace? Him they can afford to lose. If there was justice in the world he would have to change his name and take up goat ranching in northern Montana.

Metro, that ribbon, shared mailboxes: Has Microsoft lost the plot?

Mikel
Windows

Allegations are one thing.

And then there's Public documents from their court cases.

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Thumb Up

Re: As always,

I like where Ballmer is leading the company. I hope he stays until he finishes the job.