* Posts by Mikel

2643 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2008

Desultory figures from Intel as Otellini makes his last call

Mikel
Pint

For 40 years Intel has been about widgets

It's time to refocus on people.

Netbooks projected to become EXTINCT by 2015

Mikel
Windows

We call them Chromebooks now

Intel wanted to cripple the feature set, OEMs wanted to put fat Windows on them and that drives up the cost. ARM, however, lets the maker make what the maker wants to make. Some makers want to make cheap Chromebooks and some really fancy premium ones with ultra hi-def screens.

Mikel

Re: Atom, saviour of Intel.

There are no Windows tablets selling decently. People don't buy Windows tablets. This whole "Intel's future Atom wonderchip" business has long since come to the same trite meme as the Year of The Linux Desktop. If they ever ship an amazing mobile chip it will be as shocking as DNF finally coming available.

Of course with their top-end fabs 40% idle, maybe they've got a shot at accelerating the process progress.

Space elevators, vacuum chutes: What next for big rocket tech?

Mikel
Alien

I would weigh in now

But I already spent myself over here:

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2013/04/07/nasa_administrator_says_no_humans_on_mars/

Short story: with Amsteel Blue as a tether on Ceres a space elevator has some real utility with real stuff we can make right now, and acceptable engineering margins, that we can get out there with our lift capability, and a reason why. There is no other place in the solar system where this is true right now. Ceres has vast quantities of the most precious space mineral there is: water.

/No, I don't work for Samson nor any vendor that sells rope, nor any other relevant thing. I don't know if they can make a 900 km rope. I just like the whole "space elevator" thing, and am jazzed that there is at least one current use of Clarke's dream even if it isn't where he thought it was.

Hey Intel, Microsoft: Share those profits with your PC pals, eh? - analyst

Mikel
Windows

There's a pimp analogy here somewhere

Don't panic - you will still be able to get PCs. These new mobile things are amazing though.

Microsoft leads charge against Google's Android in EU antitrust complaint

Mikel
Happy

Re: Huh?

Not only can they be removed - they often are, and then some. For a while there Verizon was actually replacing the integrated search functions of their Android phones with Bing search in a way that could not be changed. They stopped that nonsense not because Google told them to, but because returns were horrific.

Climate change set to bumpify transatlantic flights, say researchers

Mikel
Boffin

Oceans absorb heat

The oceans weigh 280 times as much as the air though so they can absorb quite a bit. Also understanding the energy transfer of phase change - melting ice - is essential to knowing what is going on here.

NASA rules out leading new human lunar expedition

Mikel
Boffin

Re: Space elevator

We have the launch capacity to get the rope out there. Once we start getting the water returned and manufacturing it into fuel on orbit, we won't have to launch stuff quite so high as tugs can fish it out of LEO and take it the rest of the way.

/finally got my badge.

Mikel
Boffin

Re: Space elevator

This is all well and good if you want to return a few tons a few times. If you want to return five tons a day for several years running you want infrastructure. Ideally what you do with that water is turn it into rocket fuel to move men and material quickly and cheaply about the solar system, so you will want quite a lot of it.

Even with a steam cannon you are unlikely to get better results for less cost.

Mikel

Re: Space elevator

Thinking it over, you might want to go with a synthetic rope for improved tensile strength to mass ratio for a higher safety factor.

Mikel
Alien

Space elevator

You know where a space elevator would make sense? Ceres. 0.028 g surface gravity, 9 hour rotation period means the stresses would be manageable with normal materials (ordinary wire rope, probably with embedded heating elements and/or power), and the Clarke orbit would be a mere 782 km above the equator. Solar power lifts work well at 0.03g. And what needs lifted up off Ceres? Water. Gigatons of water. And of course any other material you might find on an asteroid, or manufactured goods made of that stuff. But mostly, water.

Of course that's at least 120 tons of 1/4" wire rope - more likely 140. Getting it there would be a bit of a challenge as the whole Dawn spacecraft less fuel is only 800kg. But it's doable, and could lift loads of 5 tons per trip.

Microsoft Xbox gaffe reveals cloudy arrogance

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Devil

Wow

That was an unpopular view. I wonder why.

Mikel
WTF?

No biggie

Don't like it? Don't buy it. There are people who live always online lives and it is not a crime to tailor products for that specific customer group. Not everybody is the same. Not everybody has a car but they still sell gasoline.

/sheesh. I think I just defended Microsoft. I need to sit down.

Android's US market share continues to slip

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Go

It would be passing strange

For Apple not to get a bump on the launch of a major new iPhone would be odd indeed.

Norkoshop: How Pyongyang well and truly forked Adobe

Mikel
Devil

Topic? What's a topic?

You promised me a silver badge, you badgestiges, if I climbed your hill. The hill is climbed. Where is my badge?

Kiwi boffins bid up Earth-like planet prediction

Mikel
Thumb Up

How many stars have earthlike planets or moons?

All of them, near enough as makes no difference.

HP fuels second-gen Moonshot servers for April 8 launch

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Thumb Up

An interesting choice

I'm looking forward to ElReg's thorough rundown on this gear when it's shipping.

'Super' market tops $11.1bn, propped up by massive sales

Mikel
Happy

New trend

A strong showing for Windows HPC Server is driving a surge in supercompute buying worldwide. "The smooth AD integration was the thing we had been missing in our compute clusters all along" said Tim Waters of NLRCCB. "Clearing up that the new system absolutely could run Quicken was key to getting budget committee approval."

Facebook buys Dummly from outernet prodigy Dick D'Miner

Mikel
IT Angle

OK fine

How about you all give me 13 thumbs up on April Fools day, just because I need that to get this farking stupid silver badge, now that we're all here for no reason?

Giant ad company (Google) offers tool assessing worth of ads

Mikel

Just a word about the ads playing above

Flo has totally got it going on. Don't know what's happening there, but I like it. Sexy nerd girl.

Relaxed Windows 8 rules hint at smaller slabs to come

Mikel
WTF?

This was just what they needed!

A lower rez screen to compete with the $50 Android tablets in Shenzhen. Great thinking. Go get 'em guys!

Dell directors foresee unremitting brutality in PC market

Mikel
Pint

IBM got somebody to pay for their PC biz

It was in the run up to Vista. Bright lot, those guys. After years of burning cash buyer Lenovo is happy to get margins of +2.6%. IBM's market cap is back on par with Microsoft's these days. Now that Windows 8 is upon us and PC Biz is a straight loser nobody's going to buy Dell's money pit.

Good luck to them. They're going to need it.

Bottom's up!

Smartphone running 'Facebook OS' said to debut this week

Mikel
Go

Open Handset Alliance

Amazon is not a member. Acer is. That is the difference. Members agree not to make incompatible forks, among other things. And they get benefits. Obviously Acer had briefly forgot that minor detail, and it is all straight now.

Google turns South African schools into White Spaces

Mikel

Oh god I hate to be that one

But if nobody else will do it I must bite the bullet: white is not a colour. It's a shade.

Mikel
Coat

Google H8

Had to be somebody hating on Google even for this in here.

Are the PCs all getting a bit old at your office? You're not alone

Mikel
Stop

I just checked

Apparently I can get used dual socket Xeon X64 quad-core servers for $150 each + $85 shipping. Capable of 64GB RAM and PCIe V2, VT enabled, these far surpass my needs for desktop systems unto the end of time.

Microsoft's 'Gemini' project will be the Windows Blue of Office

Mikel
Coat

Gemini were better the Windows codename

Given the duality of its aspects.

Nokia deflates Google's video codec thought bubble

Mikel

Interesting that you mention Qualcomm

@Mike Dimmick - Patent trolling is over half of Qualcomm's revenues. IETF knows this.

Specifically in the case of WebRTC standards - the extant topic - Qualcomm attempted to block the audio codec "Opus". They failed. Their claims were investigated and found to be groundless. The "Opus" audio codec is incorporated as a mandatory component of the standard.

Mikel
FAIL

Re: VP8 is pretty good

It is free and open. Not only has Google provided a free license to all the 20 years' accumulation of ON2 codec patents that have withstood the tests of courts and time, they've now licensed the entire MPEG-LA patent library as well under terms that all them to grant those rights to VP8 implementors free of charge and without limit just in case. Specifically H.264 has no advantage over VP8 in terms of patent licensing as they are now cross licensed with each other, and there is no other credible solution for capturing or playing video. The difference is that H.264 charges license fees for some things, and VP8 doesn't.

MPEG-LA also doesn't guarantee that there is no patent on Earth that their license doesn't cover. But between the two groups, that's just about all of it. Nokia can make their noise, but the fact is that between MPEG-LA and ON2 patents, there's nothing out there left that really matters.

The claim that somebody out there might have a patent on it is just dumb. Of course it's true - you can't make a wicker basket without patent claims these days. But ON2 didn't have a problem defending their codec for 20 years, and now that they're owned by the world's second largest technology company with enough cash in the bank to buy Nokia outright if they had to, there is no need to fear that this tech is going to go away. Google already spent 133 million dollars to make this happen. They're not going to let a little investment in lawyer fees get in the way of the world having a global free standard for video compression.

Besides: we've been here before. http://www.osnews.com/story/26892/Nokia_s_VP8_patent_claims_we_ve_been_here_before

Mikel
Go

VP8, for those who don't know

Founded in 1992, The Duck Company created a coder/decoder algorithm ("codec") for streaming video intended for video game cutscenes. It was called TrueMotion. In the more than two decades since they have been improving and releasing this as a series of codecs called VPn, where n is the version number, and we're up to 8 now. In 1997, Microsoft Corp. licensed The Duck Corp.'s TrueMotion 2.0 video codec technology to bring TV-quality video to the PC platform. In 1999 the company merged with a finance company and became "ON2" and then "ON2 Technologies". VP6 was selected as the video codec for Flash 8. Skype, now owned by Microsoft, licensed VP7 and all future versions for use in their video chat program in 2005.

In 2010 Google acquired the company for $133 million. Development of codecs is ongoing. Google has open-sourced the codecs and granted broad patent license as well.

There will be some here to say that the codecs are new, inadequate, that Nokia has trump patents that will squash this project. Nothing could be further from the truth. With over 20 years in the field providing an alternative to the MPEG-LA group's codecs, finding broad success at it, and weathering the legal assault from much larger companies around the world, they are still doing fine. They have a patent portfolio too, and it is broad and deep. With Google's deep pockets they will have little trouble foiling this attack as well.

In my opinion the availability of a free and open codec is of primary importance in modern technology, and this concern trumps any advantages that codecs like h.264 might have, as they come with the downside of trying to control who can make a device that captures, plays, or streams video and what content can be in the stream.

More at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On2_Technologies

Mikel
Paris Hilton

VP8 is pretty good

VP9 is, I hear, even better.

I like the free open standard better than the H.264, thanks. It seems the old saw stays true: "the neat thing about standards is there are so many to choose from."

India may can low cost Aakash tablet project

Mikel
Happy

When it was started, a $40 tablet was outlandishly low

Now it's just an ordinary 7" white box android tablet you can pick up almost anywhere in China.

I like the ideals of the project, but recent pace of technology has a way of messing up the plans of individuals.

Fusion-io gobbles Brit Linux SCSI gurus ID7

Mikel

SCST looks neat.

Time to give it a go.

ARM's new CEO: You'll get no 'glorious new strategy' from me

Mikel
Pint

A bright future

I can see BRIC heading over to ARM / Ubuntu any day now. ARM certainly has a grip on our mobile future, in addition to all the embedded stuff that moves far more units. Cheers!

Reliant on Dell for PCs? Start looking around, says Gartner ball-gazer

Mikel
Windows

Here comes the cluetrain

Seems the analysts have finally discovered that making Windows PCs and laptops is not profitable.

Universe gains an extra hundred million years

Mikel
Boffin

Planck?

Still waiting on a quantum unit of probability. That will sort things out.

Vietnamese high school kids can pass Google interview

Mikel
Pint

Nature/nurture: fight!

There are a number of issues in play here.

1. Humans are more intelligent than we need them do be. A moderately good education and diet is going to bring the average human up to a potential that is going to make him unhappy for the rest of his life as he knows his potential is far more than than his available work prospects. The world needs ditch-diggers too - far more than those constrained to the role by their intellectual ability.

2. The state of US education is deplorable. Any ordinary kid can read at above "college level" by the third grade with sufficient diet and education.

3. But if we maximize the potential of each young human into entry into adult life we pretty much guarantee they will be unhappy for the rest of their days. That's probably not a good thing as unhappy young people have a tendency to induce radical social change without regard to the consequences more mature folk are aware of.

4. Regardless of the above we also have far more useful people than we actually need to produce the necessary, so we need to find something useful and rewarding for the rest to do. The alternative is to demand they do nothing. To banish useful, creative and energetic people to the fringe of society and starve them for lack of work is to demand they cause trouble. Lots of trouble.

Then there were 3: Micron slowly 'wipes out' NAND flash rivals

Mikel
Thumb Down

No more cheap RAM

Prices of SSD to stay high.

/sigh

Microsoft Surface Pro sales CANNIBALIZING Surface RT

Mikel
Go

The truth? You can't handle the truth.

Microsoft is now the FIFTH largest company in IT by market cap. The entire thesis of control their engine is built on is smashed. None of the others in the top 5 rely on Windows. Apple, Google, Samsung and IBM don't even use Microsoft products internally, and don't rely on Microsoft for profits. Those dependent on Microsoft like HP and Dell seem capped at a certain diminutive size relative to Microsoft for some reason. Microsoft is no longer dominant, and they are not prepared for a world where they are not dominant. They cannot control the pace and path of progress any more. It seems the way to grow big as an IT company is to not rely on Microsoft. Whodathunkit?

Mobile devices that don't run Microsoft ware will outnumber Microsoft Windows desktops in a month or three, and they MUST be served. That means that on the server side Microsoft operating systems and services won't do as they're designed to leverage dominance and encourage dependence on IE and Windows. Likewise Windows Line Of Business (LOB) apps need to be rejiggered to be browser-based and platform-independent because a Windows-only client app just won't do any more as we've gone mobile without Microsoft. The protestations of junior .NET junkies will be beat down by CIOs and CEOs with iPads and Android tabs, iPhones and Android phones who needs must get their work done on the go, so shut up and deliver what is required or put in your notice.

This one is all over but the crying.

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Thumb Up

No one likes Steve Ballmer? I do!

I'm a HUGE Steve Ballmer fan. I think he's just the guy to guide Microsoft to where I want them to go.

Mikel
Windows

This is a Microsoft employee blogging phenomenon

If you own one of the blogs where these things are discussed your server logs are rich with well-known Microsoft IP addresses. If their English isn't good they usually just paste talking points straight from the internally circulated "discussion guide", sometimes in context-inappropriate spots. Some try to rephrase as is recommended, but their lack of idiom leads to hilarious results and they cannot engage in a protracted discussion. Some are quite good. But they all bring their point of view involving whose fault it is.

The software engineers blame marketing, praising the UI and "design language". The hardware folks blame marketing too, pointing out their "innovative" features saying it's an excellent product nobody knows about despite a half-billion spent on ads and even though the RT hardware is an obvious retread of a year-old Android tablet that had been far surpassed on Surface launch day. The marketers blame engineering and manufacturing. The Office team even chimes in, pointing out that their ware is "essential for business and included free" neglecting the facts that this is the consumer grade tablet and the software isn't licensed for business use. By blaming each other they point to flaws in the team effort, and by using obviously ridiculous and untrue memes "enterprise grade" "not a toy" "Microsoft has unlimited funds to put it over", by making light about the weakness of the ecosystem - they reveal who they are. Most especially when they trot out the same fifteen talking points to every article over and over, bringing them into every discussion as can be seen in this and every ElReg article in the context list.

They don't realize we know who they are and how fiercely competitive they are being about trashing their own product and each other. It's funny to watch really. There are so many of them and they are so hard at it that you need only mention and disparage a Microsoft mobile product in your article to get hundreds of comments and thousands of views - enough to make it worthwhile even if it's only the 'softies trying to out-shout each other about which of them is most at fault for the fact that the product is collecting dust on the shelf. By doing this they are even making it profitable for the various blogs like ElReg to glance askance at their ware.

Mikel
Windows

years too late

Especially since their Surface RT is essentially a year-old Asus Transformer Prime without the dock and the Android software with apps? Yes.

Mikel
Devil

prepared to offer tender words of consolation

"The Reg reached out to Microsoft and was fully prepared to offer tender words of consolation, but the software giant declined to comment. ®"

Laughed. May as well make this one a fixed footer for all Microsoft stories henceforth.

Who's riddling Windows PCs with gaping holes? It's your crApps

Mikel
Happy

Use the right language

The Tao gave birth to machine language. Machine language gave birth to the assembler.

The assembler gave birth to the compiler. Now there are ten thousand languages.

Each language has its purpose, however humble. Each language expresses the Yin and Yang of software. Each language has its place within the Tao.

But do not program in COBOL if you can avoid it.

- The Tau of Programming

Mikel
Windows

Actually exploited vulnerabilities though...

Our research shows 90% of the vulnerabilities exploited to compromise our honeypots are in Microsoft products.

Apple's marketing honcho Schiller attacks Android, Samsung

Mikel
Gimp

Fragmentation?

Android has literally always had it, and now is outselling his phone OS nearly 3:1 and just took the lead in tablets too. His whining that people seem to prefer what he thinks is a fatal flaw is a failure to adapt. Fragmentation is choice, and people like choices. Choosing is an empowering and enjoyable part of the purchase experience. An essential one. He should know that.

Sour grapes.

Redmond to skip Patch Tuesday for Windows Store apps

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Windows

Simplify

For the next iteration rather than continuous app patches the device will just boot from their cloud so you can get the whole experience streamed and they can update everything continuously. They're calling it "aluminum".

Father of Android Andy Rubin steps down for Chrome OS boss

Mikel
Pint

Rubin's next?

Can't wait to see it. I'm sure it will be Amazing. Also, it will be quite a while. He's a big thinker. Probably started the skunkworks on his next big thing quite a while back though - they do that at Google. It's called the "20%."

The merger of Android and Chrome is a way off yet too. Just too different as yet.

Apple is reportedly not happy that Google considers them so defeated they're sending in the second string coach. Phil Schiller in particular it having a case of the shrills.

Google I/O looks to be fantastic this year.

Google Now, that I turned off. It was just too creepy.

BlackBerry stock spikes on Lenovo buyout mumble

Mikel
FAIL

BB10?

At this point the thing is going to need to cause orgasm on contact to survive this market. I don't see that happening.

Microsoft Flash FLIP-FLOP: it's now IE10 default for Win8, WinRT

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Legendary "your solution will not work, here's why"

It applies to Flash, Web as well as the originally intended email, and dates from the dawn of the Internet. craphound.com

Synopsis:

(x) Blacklists suck

(x) Whitelists suck