* Posts by Mikel

2643 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2008

Elon Musk reveals Mars colony rocket capable of bringing pizza joints to the red planet

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Re: Venus is too nasty, Mercury too hot and the moons of Jupiter or Saturn too distant.

The "Fountains of Paradise" space elevator plan works with known materials on exactly one body in the solar system: Ceres. The combination of low gravity and 9 hour day makes for a shorter tether that can be made of Amsteel Blue.

EPYC leak! No, it's better than celeb noodz: AMD's forthcoming server CPU

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Re: AMD lies as usual...

The EPYC platform has more PCIe lanes than Intel's. Period. That is what matters.

AMD is totally up front that some of the lanes in each socket are used for their Infinity interconnect. But they still net more lanes than Intel.

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AMD acquisition speculation

AMD's cross-licenses of Intel patents are void on a "change of control". There will be no such acquisition.

A single socket EPyC looks like just the thing for a workstation build. Getting pretty excited for year end.

Researcher says fixes to Windows Defender's engine incomplete

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I said this at the time

It's not a secret that they're running a JavaScript interpreter in a system security context for performance reasons.

Therefore they are never going to run out of vulnerabilities that allow remote code execution in a system security context.

HPE hatches HPE Next – a radical overhaul plan so it won't be HPE Last

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Continuous reorg

Sounds fun.

Intel to Qualcomm and Microsoft: Nice x86 emulation you've got there, shame if it got sued into oblivion

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East Texas

I read somewhere that the litigious-friendly court of East Texas had been defanged by a ruling the complainant had to file in their own district.

Did someone say server sales are crappy? Yes, nearly everyone

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EPyC looks interesting

Maybe that will bring a bump in Q4.

128 threads in 2 sockets?

NSA leaker bust gets weirder: Senator claims hacking is wider than leak revealed

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I like Russians. I could support rapproachment

But not as quid pro quo for throwing the election. We're entitled to a government that is for America first, last and always.

As to Qatar, Trump probably doesn't even know that Iraq's invasion of them was our cue to the Gulf War. Probably doesn't know they're our most loyal ally in the region.

I hope so, otherwise he's throwing us under the bus again on purpose.

Whoops! Microsoft accidentally lets out a mobile-'bricking' OS update

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Reboot loop

Considering Windows mobile team is also stuck in a reboot loop, maybe *they* should be wiped and reflashed.

LIGO physicists eyeball a new gravitational wave

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Two solar masses (in energy) escaped

So much for "nothing can get out of a black hole"

Shadow Brokers lay out pitch – and name price – for monthly zero-day subscription service

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Exploit As A Service

EaaS. New acronym time.

Might as well monetize the recurring opportunity.

Microsoft Master File Table bug exploited to BSOD Windows 7, 8.1

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As always

There are plenty more where this came from.

At some point it should stop being world news that it rained in Seattle.

Andy Rubin teases next week's launch of Essential phone

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Andy has had a long run

He used to be too far ahead of the curve. WebTV, acquired by Microsoft and destroyed. Danger Inc, acquired by Microsoft and destroyed. Android Inc, acquired by Google and found a little success.

He's got plenty of money now. Must be nice to get to work on whatever you want.

Republicans' net neutrality attack written by… you guessed it, the cable lobby

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Re: Polticians for sale! (again)

What's remarkable isn't that politicians are for sale, but how cheaply they can be had. And yet we don't pool our resources to bid the price up.

Mouse sperm kept frozen in SPAAAAACE yields healthy pups

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NASA is too prudish for practical research

Musk, though... Two months is a long way to Mars.

SSD price premium over disk faaaalling

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More fabs, more product

Looking forward to spending some on this, so good news all around.

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Re: ReRAM?

ReRAM will be too low density to be a factor for several years.

Proposed PATCH Act forces US snoops to quit hoarding code exploits

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Gee

Spies spy. Get over it.

WannaCrypt outbreak contained as hunt for masterminds kicks in

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Re: Intel

Fantastic unless you are dealing with a predefined bundle of software + hardware and the retard which built the software has linked it versus a machine ID library which uses the primary MAC as an ID.

I think I found your problem.

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Re: Intel

The cure for Intel AMT is dead simple on a desktop. Install a NIC and move the cable to it. AMT only works on the integrated onboard NIC. Taking control of your remote management options is essential.

For good measure depopulate the onboard port or fill it with epoxy. Which you should have done on arrival.

Fix works also for AMD platforms.

Notebooks? That's a different story.

It's 2017 and Windows PCs are being owned by EPS files, webpages

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Re: When you think things can't get any worse

... Intel chipsets are revealed to provide remote management without any password at all.

'Crazy bad' bug in Microsoft's Windows malware scanner can be used to install malware

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Re: Not clear how this would be wormable ?

Outlook receives an email and writes it to disk before evaluating it. It is the disk write itself that triggers the scan that parses the JavaScript in a System process by an unrelated system.

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Shocked! Shocked, I say!

Who could have imagined?

FBI boss James Comey was probing Trump's team for Russia links. You're fired, says Donald

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My apologies

On behalf of sane Americans I preemptively apologize for what is going to happen on this comment page. These twits are not sane, are not the majority, and though they purport to be mostly aren't even American.

Let me express some human concern for Kellyann Conway. Clearly she isn't well. Best wishes.

Previously I apologized on behalf of sane Americans and promised we'd get the situation back under control in about four years. At the moment it seems possible to move that timeline up a bit. Will update occasionally.

How to remote hijack computers using Intel's insecure chips: Just use an empty login string

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Re: M$ grade Fubar

The nasties are no doubt already doing the rounds. There's no moss growing on these guys and this is a lot of cheddar.

Many many thousands of devices worldwide are vulnerable on their Internet facing ports and who knows how many devices in their LANs. It's going to be ugly.

S is for Sandbox: The logic behind Microsoft's new lockdown Windows gambit

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Cue weeping

The APIs that are the festival of security horrors Windows users have enjoyed for 30 years are still in there. So no, it's not any more secure.

Windows 10 S: Good, bad, and how this could get ugly for PC makers

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Bing Is Not Google

And on Windows 10 S, Bing is not optional.

That's DOA already.

Facebook and Google gobble '99 per cent of new digital ad cash'

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Winning is simple

Know the audience, make the ad relevant, and they will buy the thing more often. You can charge more for the ad, show less of them, and motivate the audience to not block them because they might be relevant to their needs.

Google and Facebook simply do this better than anybody else. Amazon too.

Don't stop me! Why Microsoft's inevitable browser irrelevance isn't

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Cross Platform

>Whilst writing this I looked around to see why people think it’s still a good thing to use, say, Chrome or Firefox instead of IE or Edge, and a lot of the reasons can best be termed “tenuous.”

As you note, IE is only cross-platform in the Microsoft meaning of the term: it runs on more than one version of Windows. We use more things that don't and can't run Windows at all now, and if you want a consistent Web experience then you want a browser that runs on almost all the things.

And then there are those web Office apps you mention. Microsoft history has their browser deliberately incompatible with other vendors' services, and their services deliberately incompatible with other vendors' browsers. They can't do the latter when their browser is a minority share without harming the prospects of their services offering. So even if you use Office 363 on Windows it's best to do so from Chrome to preserve your option to do so.

These reasons aren't "tenuous".

Yahoo!'s Marissa! will! eject! with! $186m!.. $185m!.. $184m!..

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Re: 9 figures??

Like I said... A genius, this one.

Qualcomm's Windows-capable silicon will land later rather than sooner

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No good options

X86 emulation: slow

API bridge: buggy, glitchy

Universal Windows Apps: might as well call them unicorns.

Nuh-uh, Google, you WILL hand over emails stored on foreign servers, says US judge

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Obviously...

The lesson here is don't leave evidence of crime in an email.

Not the droids you're looking for – worst handsets to resell

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Save money

Just get the Moto G5 Plus. New.

So few use Windows Phone, Microsoft can't be bothered: Security app is iOS, Android only

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So typical

Lots of Windows Phone users claiming to have had this new feature for years when their phones have never had it and never will.

"Works for me!"

No, Microsoft is not 'killing Windows 10 Mobile'

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Count them any way you want

There ain't enough people in the seats to justify the cost of this production.

Leaked NSA point-and-pwn hack tools menace Win2k to Windows 8

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Re: Pays to be running Windows 10

>>pays to be running FreeBSD or Linux, you mean.

>Only while they form a very small minority of enterprise desktops...

And 90% of mobile devices, totalling over 1.6 billion active users - More than Windows

It's 30 years ago: IBM's final battle with reality

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Partnering with their competitor on OS/2

That was not a smart move.

Dell warns PC slowdown threatens transition to infrastructure sales

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Mobile

Mobile phones and tablets are approaching, or have achieved, laptop level performance for most of the tasks you would use a PC for. Not the least because the software is designed to be power efficient, modem reliable and more secure. Ubiquitous networking means the PC can be virtual and live in the cloud. What the mobile solutions have, that has moved a $Trillion worth of hardware in the last 18 months, is: "Not Windows".

"Dell recommends Microsoft Windows"

And they're nobody in mobile. Those two things go together.

US Congress asks FCC to snuff out Google's TV landgrab

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Fighting for ownership of a stream of raw sewage

Honestly I don't care which side gets it, or if they share it, nor how.

Television is universally crap.

SpaceX wows world with a ho-hum launch of a reused rocket, landing it on a tiny boring barge

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Grand achievement

Hopefully many many more coming up. Six more reflights scheduled this year.

Inside Intel's Optanical garden

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Not as billed

Disappointing.

You know they're off their mark when they release a brand new storage and compare its performance to spinning rust. Why not tape?

World+dog had 1.4 BEEEELLION of its data records exposed last year

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Figures

This is the 1.4 billion records reported stolen, out of the much larger number found to be stolen, out of the much & much larger number actually stolen.

So, pretty much all of them.

Astroboffins clock thriving stellar nursery nestled in violent supermassive black hole

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Star cannon

Fires actual stars as ammo. Amazing!

Toshiba's nuclear power plant business runs out of steam

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Too cheap to meter

Sigh. Nuclear had such promise.

'Windows 10 destroyed our data!' Microsoft hauled into US court

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Read the terms

You'll find you agreed to this, many times over the years.

Spotted: Bizarre SpaceX rocket-snatching machine that looks like it belongs on Robot Wars

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Getting cocky

If they're planning to land their launch vehicle on this thing they must be getting confident of their targeting.

As for multiple landings we already covered that. They're going to land them stacked vertically.

Microsoft loves Linux so much, its OneDrive web app runs like a dog on Windows OS rivals

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I hope they don't fix it

If you use their shoddy product you deserve what you get

Linux-using mates gone AWOL? Netflix just added Linux support

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Yay

Netflix took forever to be available on Android for good reason. Reed Hastings had to suffer some business setbacks and resign from his position on Microsoft's Board "to focus on the needs of my own company" first.

Netflix has gone gangbusters ever since.

Microsoft kills Windows Vista on April 11: No security patches, no hot fixes, no support, nada

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Re: well duh

No enterprise in their right mind, sure. But then there's the US Army

If I had a dollar for every time some sockpuppet tried to convince me that Vista was great I would be a wealthy man.

AMD does an Italian job on Intel, unveils 32-core, 64-thread 'Naples' CPU

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Pics

Didn't mind netbook girl at all.