* Posts by Mikel

2643 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2008

Wow, gamers on YouTube really love the Xbox One. It's like they were paid to say that (Hint: they are)

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Meanwhile...

Blog hits and comment counts are down across the interwebs as various reputation management programs undergo thorough review.

Did Microsoft actually put 'get repeatedly pwned by Syrian hackers' on its 2014 todo list?

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Not Microsoft's fault

The modern computing workstation is just too horribly complex to secure. Anybody with Windows, IE and Office is going to be vulnerable to a targeted exploit from time to time. The company and its staff can hardly be held liable for this inherent complexity in integrated enterprise IT solutions.

Er... Wait a minute...

HP sticks thumb in Microsoft's eye, extends Windows 7 option for new machines

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No Windows 9 this year

What else is there to do?

Crippling server 'leccy bill risks sinking OpenBSD Foundation

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Hm

Bluehost could use some cheap goodwill. Backblaze too. Can think of a few others.

Yahooligans! cower! as! COO! was! reportedly! SACKED! by! Mayer!

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That sweet goodbye

He takes away over $100 million for his year on the job. That's nice work if you can get it. That will buy a lot of salve for the burn.

Apple fanbois make it 'official', hook up with Internet of Fridges Things

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Everything

I would like for every wall and lamp socket, every appliance and entertainment device in my home to be part of my personal thingerweb.

Chuh! 'Grossly inadequate': Time Warner Cable rejects $62bn hostile takeover bid

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Fiber Internet

At that price Charter could just offer gigabit fiber and run TWC out of town the old fashioned competitive product way.

Google gobbles Wi-Fi thermostat maker Nest for $3.2 BEEELLION IN CASH

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What this means

It means that the Internet of things will have an open API, and be Linux and Android and iOS compatible. The dark skies opened up and a heavenly choir began to sing.

Microsoft to RIP THE SHEETS off Windows 9 aka 'Threshold' in April

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Let us not forget

After Windows 9 will come 10 and 11 to be lauded and then scorned by their maker, each in their turns on the endless wheel of making you buy the same stuff over and again.

Top Microsoft bod: ARM servers right now smell like Intel's (doomed) Itanic

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Ballmer dissing iPhone and Android comes to mind

You can already install full Ubuntu or Fedora on a number of ARM platforms, including mobile. There are server ports for most common sevices, and most of the business logic for these things is in scripting languages anyway, which generally don't care what the architecture is.

ARM on servers has what it needs to take off. So now it's time for Microsoft to announce they fear it, in their own unique way.

UK 'copyright czar' Edmund Quilty quits as Blighty's Director of Copyright Enforcement

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MaCaulay on Copyright

Read the prophetic speeches on copyright given by Baron Macaulay, author of such works as "The History of England", before the House of Commons over a century ago :

http://homepages.law.asu.edu/~dkarjala/opposingcopyrightextension/commentary/MacaulaySpeeches.html

New FCC headman brandishes net neutrality carrot and stick

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The article

The article could use a mention of the man's prior work experience, as it is relevant to the subject.

Ghosts of Ballmer and Gates haunt Microsoft CEO job hunters

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China is holding things up

China has to let the Nokia deal close before they can announce their selection. :-)

No sign of Half-Life 3 but how about FOURTEEN Steam Machine makers?

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Re: 65 million users, but all of them already have a PC with Steam installed

>Particularly as (for Valve titles at least) I wouldn't need to rebuy the software

This can't be said enough. Play it on Windows, Linux, Steambox. Buy a new PC or console version? It still plays. Lost it? Just download it. No need to buy it again. Valve has no reason to make their games not play on the new version. Beats hell out of having to toss your games library for the new generation Xbox.

Microsoft's next CEO: Who it WON'T be – Ford turn-around chief Mulally

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Headless Beast

Just how I like it. Blind and helpless, without direction. They can't delay the selection long enough to suit me.

Android will ship more than ONE BILLION mobes+slabs in 2014

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Re: Fun(ded) Surveys

Court documents, particularly the Plamondon documents, show a cynical approach to manipulating these analyst reports, the press and the comments in the name of "evangelism". One player in tech is notorious for this.

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By year's end over 2B in use

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

ALIEN WORLD Beta Pictoris snapped by Earth's Gemini 'scope

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It was impossible at the time

I recall also that extrasolar planets were hypothetical. A good many people thought our sun might be special in that it has planets. The future promises many more such discoveries.

Acer cozies up to Google with new 'droid PCs and fondleslab, Chromebook

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Nice tab for $150

That is enough hardware for a decent Linux PC. I might have to get one just for that

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Re: I tried one of their all-in-one Android systems at a store today

Makers were a little too eager with the all-in-one Android devices, and put out some when the mobile CPUs and Android weren't ready yet. Now that we have amazing devices like the Nexus 7 and Android 4.4 to show the way they can be awesome. Android got slimmed down and sped up in 4.4. Quad core 2.2 GHz processors with credible GPU are now common and a negligible portion of the BOM. The price and performance should now be where it needs to be. That is why they call the first launch of any new tech segment "the bleeding edge". Remember the early Android tablets like the Supersonic with resistive touch? The experience was poor but you could tell they were very close to awesome. A few months later came the TF101 and it was off to the races.

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Haswell Chromebooks with the Nexus 10 screen

Some of the things I would like to see. The subject. 12" 300 DPI Android tablet at a decent price, preferably a Nexus. More wearables. Better Android sticks. More of those tiny things like NUC. Wireless display dongles for your TV that let you add screens for an Android device or Chrome book. An Affordable projector.

US BACKDOORED our satellites, claim UAE

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Never happened before

Wonder how many spy sats are already up there doing double duty. Kind of a pain to pull them down to check.

Antarctic ice shelf melt 'lowest ever recorded, global warming is not eroding it'

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Keep up the good work Lewis

Love the reportage as it is. Let the AGW Inquisition stifle somebody else.

BlackBerry CEO John Chen: Y'know what, we'll go back to enterprise stuff

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Beginning to dislike Blackberry stories

The first couple years were interesting. But lately it just seems morbid. Here we have the zombie of what was once a friend, chained to a stump. It is still moaning weakly for brains as we watch it slowly decompose. Really, turn away. We know the story ends with it transforming into an incorporeal patent troll eventually. We don't have to watch the sad stages of decomposition.

Apple loses sauce, BlackBerry squashed and Microsoft, er, WinsPhones (Nokia's)

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Profitless Android

In 2013 nearly 1 billion Android devices were sold. Not 1 billion so far for all years - 1 billion for one year. Roughly 800 million phones and 200 million tablets. One device for every seven living humans. Made of a billion lithium batteries, a billion circuit boards and touchscreens, over a billion tiny cameras. Made in hundreds of factories and sold in hundreds of thousands of retail establishments all over the world. Designed in dozens of high-rise office buildings by busy engineers.

Pick an average selling price: $100, $150, $200? That is a lot of money.

And you would have us believe that nobody but Samsung managed to skim a profit off of all this activity? Where did the money to hire the engineers, build the factories, stock the shelves, hire the sales and delivery men come from? More importantly, why? Why would hundreds of competing business interests all over the world conspire to create the greatest technology shift the world has ever known - and exactly break even? Altruism?

It makes no sense. A more likely explanation is that profit is being made and you aren't being told about it.

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Re: Curiosity kills the KitKat.

It isn't possible to have a cellular phone that doesn't track your position every minute of the day. How do you think it finds you to route your calls? Magic?

HTC: Shipping Android updates is harder than you think – here's why

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Want quick updates?

Just get a Nexus. Problem solved.

Google BLASTS BACK at Apple, Microsoft, Sony in Android patent WAR

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Re: Good for google

How does the saying go again? "Pay the danegeld, never be quit of the Dane" or some such?

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Re: Aim for the stars!

Rockstar is said to have put some of their patents up for sale. Perhaps they are... running out of energy? Maybe there is something they could take for that.

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Re: is Sony the height of absurdity

In one of the more humorous incidents of the IP wars, once upon a time one division of Xerox sued another division of Xerox before the head office stepped in and put a stop to their shenanigans. They are not the only company to do so. None as funny as this joke on Apple though: http://thedailypixel.com/2012/09/13/apple-sues-itself-for-infringing-all-of-its-own-patents/

Android, Chromebooks storm channel as Windows PC sales go flat

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Re: numbers need adjustment...?

This is pretty much how it works in the enterprise business. You just take the stupid OEM Windows license and scrape that crud off when the PC comes in. It's just not worth it trying to get out of paying for the Windows license. One day...

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Christmas numbers aren't in yet

I'm predicting an Android avalanche.

RSA comes out swinging at claims it took NSA's $10m to backdoor crypto

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Had to be a rough day for these guys

In the annals of PR flackery for security firms, the day coming out with the declaration "we were had" was the least bad choice must be quite memorable.

Datawind's low cost Aakash tab comes to UK, US

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Re: It's £30 for a reason

I ordered this Monday. I have it in my hand now. It quite definitely is not crap. It is fine for a tablet, straight out of the box.

It's not going to make me toss out my Nexus 7. But I wouldn't mind if my kids' school issued these to every student.

'F*** off, Google!' Protest blockades Google staff bus AGAIN – and Apple's

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Holmes

This is a put up job by a competitor

Not a grass roots sentiment at all. The corporate wars have progressed beyond lawsuit shenanigans, industrial espionage and sabotage to hiring agents provocateurs to create this nonsense. No doubt the next step is armed conflict with mercenary armies of "security guards".

ARM server chip upstart Calxeda bites the dust in its quest for 64-bit glory

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Re: O gosh

Yeah, but AMD doesn't need Calxeda for that. AMD has taken an ARM license. With Calxeda dead AMD doesn't have to let their ARM server be anything more than a low volume premium niche product to protect their Opteron sales. Calxeda was hoping to generate real volume with breakthrough performance per watt AND density AND dollar, turning the server world on its head. Disruptive. It is not so often that we see the synchronous activities of such bitter rivals arrive at the happy - and completely coincidental - demise of a threat to them both.

So this is probably related to the dual stories from the last few days where both Google and Facebook are looking at having their own ARM server chips built to spec. Because they aren't going to get that disruptive deal from Calxeda.

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O gosh

More WMD for patent trolls on the auction block.

Hard to not see it coming though with HP Moonshot coming slow, switching to Intel for "strategic" reasons, and SeaMicro bought out by AMD it appears that the legacy data center chip providers have put a temporary delay on the ARM server chip threat.

Now it is time for Facebook and Google to form a joint venture to capture the IP assets before the patent trolls seal off this path forever. Hope they learned their lesson after what happened with Sun and Novell and don't let this fall into the wrong hands.

Microsoft yanks Surface 2 DIM SCREEN of DEATH fix in update snafu

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Re: The Surface 2 good news story from 2-3 days ago not reported on The Reg...

Each one is lovingly handcrafted in Hawthorne, CA by a semi-retired VCR repairman named Hank.

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Unleash the astroturfers

Quick! Get those bloggers out there bragging how the subdued contrast is so much easier on the eyes than the harsh glare of an iPad screen.

Wait, that's no moon 21.5-inch monitor, it's an all-in-one LG Chromebase PC

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I came for the article

Stayed for all the whining and crying in the comments about how dare they do this, fail, etc. Pass the popcorn.

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Reminiscences

WebTV was created by Andy Rubin and sold to Microsoft for $500m, and ruined. Rubin's next invention, Danger Inc, was bought by Microsoft for $1B and ruined. Rubin has money now. Guess what his next invention was? He sold it to Google for only $50m, and they definitely did not ruin it.

IT bods: Windows XP, we WON'T leave you. Migrate? Chuh! As if...

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Re: I believe it

Interesting that all these myriad interdependencies were part of the argument for adopting XP in the first place.

Android antivirus apps CAN'T kill nasties on sight like normal AV - and that's Google's fault

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Re: Sounds pretty reasonable

What you are missing is that the AV vendors utterly rely on their customers not being savvy enough to know this. So anybody who can spot the obvious flaw in their claim was never going to be a customer anyway. Think of it like how 419 scammers filter out people who are to smart for them, to save time.

Microsoft's cloudy chief: Azure reliability knocks your own kit for six

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That Google ARM love-in: They want it for their own s*** and they don't want Bing having it

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OK look

You start with 8 core 64bit ARM silicon with a nice GPGPU, and layer into the SOC 32GB or 64GB of LPDDR4. Lead length for the RAM is 0.2mm so go ahead and use a wide low latency memory bus and reduce the cache. Use the BGA for power and FDR infiniband only. Put 4 of these and an infiniband mesh ASIC on each side of a high profile DIMM sized fin. Six fins and more network ASIC on each side of a daughter card, 20 daughter cards in a 2U chassis. Mix in some Magic clustering software, and it's all sorted. 7680 cores per RU, 307,200 per rack, same power and cooling.

Look behind you, T-Mobile US: Sprint wants to GOBBLE you – allegedly

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Just got free of Sprint for T-mo

This prospect does not appeal.

Facebook's monster PHP engine ready to muscle into ARM server chips

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Volume

At the volume these guys buy chips, rolling your own starts to make sense. Especially since they own their whole software stack as well. Figure in power and cooling, compute density, and it's a slam dunk.

Microsoft rallies channel troops: Sell, sell, sell our spanking new 'Cloud OS'

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Re: Watch yer backs

@ac - sure buddy. Declare victory early and often. Hide behind Fawkes all you want. We still know you by your tricks.

Microsoft's licence riddles give Linux and pals a free ride to virtual domination

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LTSP, kvm

Thank goodness I never took the trouble to become addicted to this nonsense. If I want to run one VM or a million and access them from anything anywhere the price is $0 and there will be no audit. As if I would let some stranger poke about on my computer. What nonsense is this?

Completely unrelated: is IIS still licensed per user? I always found that hilarious.