* Posts by Mikel

2643 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2008

Microsoft shunts top exec Julie Larson-Green sideways to make way for Stephen Elop

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Losing money not moving product

At least he has experience.

1bn down, 6bn to go: Zuck to grow Facebook by touting 'free internet onramp' for the poor

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How many WiFi blimps

How many WiFi blimps and public access points would $19B buy?

'Polar vortex' or not, last month among the warmest Januaries recorded

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So

It has cooled from the peak then?

Microsoft asks pals to help KILL UK gov's Open Document Format dream

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Microsoft pride point: nothing else can use Office files

Let's examine that point in close detail. To whose benefit is that? Who has the power to fix it? To whom it it a nuisance? From whence does this incompatibility come?

Answer these questions and you know why you don't want it: It is engineered to thwart your interests. Its purpose is not to serve your needs, but Microsoft's.

Google's 1Gbps fiber 'not driving' Time Warner Cable's sudden Austin speed increase

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The response to Google fiber is unanimous

"Come here next!"

Seagate's LaCie touts a 25TB (not a typo) box o' disks for your DESK

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Cat pictures

That is a lot of cat pictures.

AC: you network sync these with your friends'. Don't you have Google Fiber?

Google teases more cities with bonkers-fast fiber broadband rollouts

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Re: I doubt it

If they skim all the cream off Comcast's profits I won't shed a tear. Small towns that aren't cost effective should go the municipal route. Sharing the burden of infrastructure is what government is for.

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Another step in the plan

Ultimately Google will be a major US cable TV and Internet provider in every sizeable town. Maybe in as many nations as profitable and possible too. This is a good way for Google to convert excess capital into ever increasing cash flow. Two years after installation these fiber customers become pure profit, $840/yr each. It also guarantees them equal access to the last mile, protecting their ad business.

Incumbent cable oligopolies have the same level of investment to pay as Google if they want to offer fiber, so Google is not disadvantaged. I can't foresee Comcast even putting up a good fight. They are still trying to sell the story that we don't even want this.

Fiendish Internet Explorer 10 zero-day targets US soldiers

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Hey

At least this time it wasn't Office.

Google promises 10Gps fiber network to blast 4K into living rooms

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I could not saturate 1Gbps

Well, I could, but I have no reason to. If I could get this at a decent price I would take it though. I would find something useful to do with it. I don't think people would have a lot to use it for now, but the few who do, why not?

By the way, 4k resolution VP9 encoded video is only 15Mbps for Netflix. Presumably you could easily do 50 of those at a time on gigabit without too much trouble.

I think this is more Google shoving the cable companies' "people don't need gigabit" back at them.

Microsoft may pick iPad for first release of Fondleslab Office™

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Microsoft iOS app

Of course there is no way a Microsoft app would try to destroy your iOS experience. The company has a long history of playing nice with others.

PSST! New PCs with Windows 7 preinstalled are out there – and will be into 2015, at least

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The new meat is bad

So buy the one that's halfway to its "use by" date.

Time Warner merger great for Comcast, but not for anybody else

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Re: Game over.

They don't have to approve it until after the elections. That way by the time the polls open again we will have forgotten all about it. Expect major "politically educational" content and heavy pseudo news muckraking of the deal's opponents in the mean time. The timing is perfect.

IT'S ALIVE! China's Jade Rabbit rover RETURNS from the DEAD

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Good job

Hang in there brave robot

Comcast to acquire Warner Cable – reports

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Re: @Mikel, What are babbling about?

In the US political process although the President makes the appointments by law, choosing a few of them is one of the concessions given to a vice president to get him on board.

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Regulators

US Regulators are bought and paid for on this one. The cable companies own the FCC - past and present FCC Chairmen are cable industry lobbyists. Their media arms own the Justice department thanks to "Hollywood" Joe Biden's appointments - see "Kim Dotcom". They own the FTC. The US government is going to roll over like a puppy begging for a belly rub this time. This will be approved in record time. Opponents will likely be labelled enemy combatants.

You have to understand something. Media and cable companies hold huge sway in a democratic society - especially when the vote is always so close either way. Comcast and Time Warner cable own considerable content properties that define the culture and they own the video pipe that pacifies the populace in doses of four hours per day. They create and deliver the mental space that many voters live in. No politician wants to be their enemy because a few points this way or that define whether they keep their seat and either Comcast or TWC could promise that, but between them they can deliver it. These media companies control who sits in congress, who is president.

This isn't a merger. It's a coup.

Grimly determined Cisco reports weak earnings

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Meh

Lenovo servers

They might start seeing resistance to their servers in China too now, since Lenovo bought IBM's server brand and will be bringing it home.

Microsoft denies reports of scrubbing Chinese-language Bing searches

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Oh sure

Honest mistake. Anybody could a done it. We believe you. Honest. Go on, back about your business. Don't you have some Scroogled ads to work on?

It's a scientific fact: Online comment trolls are sadists

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Commantards?

Seems more a survey of members of Mechanical Turk. And if you got your money that way, what would you be like?

Server tech is BORING these days. Where's all the shiny new goodies?

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Joke

Selling points

These startups position their products as turbo-charging your servers so you need fewer of them, in order to justify the premium price. I have no idea why HP and Dell would not want to innovate on that level.

Nokia to launch low-cost Android phone this month – report

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Re: ... and in next week's news

@Anonymous Coward - For the China thing will Bloomberg do?

Oh, did you mean the intention to be a patent troll? That comes from Nokia's earnings call. You will find it in their financial statements, but here is a report. "Going forward, we see opportunities to expand our licensing coverage to presently unlicensed vendors and to parts of our portfolio that are not broadly licensed under our current agreements."

As for the scenarios... those are scenarios. Mutually contradictory speculative possible situations. Scenario: "an outline of the plot of a dramatic work, giving particulars as to the scenes, characters, situations, etc"

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Re: ... and in next week's news

Post split the remainder of Nokia planned to be a patent troll. China is blocking the deal because they don't like this plan. No telling at this point whether it goes through.

A number of scenarios are possible: Elop has discovered the value of a "plan B". The objective is to justify the Windows Phone decision by "proving" nobody would buy the worst possible Nokia Android phone. It isn't really an Android phone. To transition Android fans to Windows Phone gradually by letting them experience its amazing [sic] interface. And so on.

Friends don't do tech support for friends running Windows XP

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Chromebooks

A Chromebook has likely got what they need. A performance boost and the price is right too.

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Re: If they have to buy a whole new machine...

The situation with SCADA and Windows is what fuels my insomnia. How did this even happen?

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"13 years. 13 years. 13 years is far too long to expect support."

But wait. They were still selling it on netbooks 4 years ago. I'll start again.

"4 years. 4 years. 4 years is far too long to expect support. Move on people! Quit whining!"

Hm. This has quite a different flavor to it.

Google invades videoconferencing market with Chromebox for Meetings

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Re: The problem with Video Conference adoption is still bandwidth

Google solved this. They have their own video encoding and streaming technology that is far superior to anything you have seen so far. It's called VP9.

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Re: Why pay for Google?

@dan1980 - Yes, I was going with a bit of deliberate irony there. It seems I didn't overdo it. Good. There is no reason not to include a bit of fun here. So many apparently only come to spew bile.

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Why pay for Google?

I actually know the answer to this one. For far too long the business model of selling technology to businesspeople has been "baffle them with BS". It drives huge margins when said people overpay. Maintaining high barriers to entry shield this berry patch from startups. Google casts about for high margin value systems like this to disrupt. They would not even consider doing anything if it was not disruptive. They have huge cash flows, so a high entry barrier to someone else is to them a tiny crack in the sidewalk.

Then with their superior technical prowess they deliver faster, more efficient systems. This by itself would of course never get anywhere, as people tend to stay with the familiar or poular even in the face of the obviously technically superior. Here is where the strategy to only compete where you can be disruptive comes in. Google has one weird trick. It's a forbidden occult technique for warping the minds of buyers, persuading them to make your product their own. They don't teach it in business school. Corporate America is doing their best to have it banned as anticompetitive. But Google brazenly uses this abhorrent strategy in full view of the public.

It's called "value for money."

Sony set to axe 5,000 workers worldwide as it flings PC biz overboard

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Another PC maker begs off.

Surely this means the Windows PC is still in rude health.

Satya Nadella is 'a sheep, a follower' says ex-Microsoft exec

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Meh

You can't please all of the people ever. Let the guy do something before we make fun of him. There will be plenty of opportunity for that soon enough.

Schmidt gets $100m in Google stock on top of his $6m bonus

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He earned it

The company is growing like a weed. He was the CEO from before the IPO, so much of what he did positioned them to become the $380B company it has grown into. He achieved this despite considerable headwinds - the largest, most powerful tech company in the world spending billions a quarter and considerable influence to "cut off their air supply". In 10 years investors are up 9.4x their investment.

"Bind not the mouths of the kine that tread the grain."

Life support's ABOUT to be switched off, but XP's suddenly COOL again

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Re: I still love XP..

Get a Chromecast. Problem solved.

HP UK: meeting unions over staff redundancy plans

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It is all crumbling

Dell goes private to hide the books. HP redundancies. IBM sells server biz to Lenovo. Sony in talks to sell off VAIO PC lines. It is shaping up like an IT Apocalypse.

'That was quick!': AT&T ends $450 T-Mobile poaching promotion

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This t-mo CEO is rude and unprofessional

I would switch, but he already has my business. I love it!

Just as we said it would: HP clamps down on server fixers

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Interesting choice

So no firmware updates for out of warranty HP servers. That is an interesting choice of strategy. It should be a crushing blow to the market in used HP servers.

It will be interesting to see what it does to the value proposition of new ones. Cutting off the long tail is not going to sit well with SMB.

It's Satya! Microsoft VP Nadella named CEO as Bill Gates steps down

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He's singing the right song

His email hit all the right notes - people, enable, empower, for a better world.

Now can he live it? We will see.

The bit about Microsoft being the only one positioned to deliver that should be a surprise to Apple and Google, and spur some closed door meetings at Microsoft's hardware partners.

Google bit barge ordered to set sail for safe waters

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Re: Trying to dodge the rules?

Wow. That's a lot of bile for a minor permitting issue. Are you upset they're too cheap to spring for a proper island volcano evil genius lair?

HP offers $150,000 for 'exploit unicorn' in Pwn2Own hacker competition

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Java contestants

Entry is limited to kids 12 & under.

Tell us we're all doomed, MPs beg climate scientists

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Joke

Ah, a warming thread

It's posts like these that give much comic relief to an otherwise boring blog. The comments are hilarious.

That they generate tons of clicks and comments is, I'm sure, complete coincidence.

Microsoft-backed lobby group demands market test of Google's proposed 'search fix'

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Lobby demands

Nothing is good enough for Microsoft's lobby. Google could shut down search worldwide, and Microsoft's lobby would demand an apology and reparations also. Given that they would demand Google start it up again and run it for their benefit for free.

Microsoft veep Satya Nadella now frontrunner in race for CEO spot

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Re: Microsoft's VP of cloud

But wait. For a long time he was also boss of Online Services Division (OSD, AKA Bing and Hotmail). As in, the money-losingest operation they have. Surely that counts for something. The man has tons of experience tilting at windmills. That will be helpful in his new role.

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Perhaps you mistook me

I have no doubt Mr. Elop would be able to drive Microsoft to "the next level".

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Elop for CEO

I too am holding out hope that he will be selected. He is just the guy they need to take them to the next level.

Google's ad-slinging juggernaut gobbles more BEEELLIONS in revenue

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Nothing going wrong here

Google is at the top of their game right now. They look pretty unstoppable.

Wanna make your own Azure? Now you can: Microsoft joins Open Compute Project

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HP and Dell

Seriously. Do they not read the writing on the wall? Does Steve Ballmer have to personally come down to their HQ and set fire to it?

Valve showers Debian Linux devs with FREE Steam games

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Re: Can't resist

It's not restricted. It's all titles. Probably game beta and Dev engine rights as well. Why not?

Gabe Newell is a genius. This gives positive results in every dimension.

Samsung profits deflate after mobile division runs out of puff

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Adored my Samsung Android phones

Now I have a Nexus, and know what Android is supposed to be like. No going back. Moto X is a nice style phone, and the Google Play editions are close to the pure experience. I'll probably stick with Nexus though.

Battery life on my SGS3 was so bad it barely deserved the term "mobile" phone.

Microsoft seeks patent for blade server chassis

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Oh HP, O'dell

You didn't think they were going to stop at tablets, laptops, phones and desktops, did you? It's whole hog or none.

El Reg preps relaunch of Cash’n’Carrion online merchandise emporium

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Would like a mug and shirt

Just for fun

Lenovo shares in trading halt ahead of 'disclosable transaction'

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The server business

Big Blue is really smart about such things. If they really do offload their server business it doesn't bode well for other server vendors. Remember they were quick to offload their PC biz in the run up to Vista, and making a PC hasn't been very profitable since.