* Posts by Jimmy Floyd

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Vista and Lotus: Knowing when to let go of a brand

Jimmy Floyd

Hear-say says...

I've heard it said that Domino is a fantastic back-end application, which is why it gets chosen by IT departments to handle their e-mails.

This is, however, only part of the story because the problem is that Notes is such a dog to use. Users therefore hate it. Menus are unpredictable, unintuitive and the whole thing is a UI disaster. I mean, who the hell decided that File -> Tools and (separately) Actions -> Tools would make sense as a menu structure?!?

Toshiba: Window Mobile 6.5 will make TG01 a 'new' phone

Jimmy Floyd
Badgers

Lovely...

Excellent work. That should help the hackers get downloadable WM6.5 ROMs out for anybody to upgrade from WM6.

Of course, Microsoft could then sue for copyright infringement but they'd be muppets so to do. If they want to keep people on Windows Mobile they'd be well advised to let people maintain their interest.

It wouldn't make sense to distribute it free, naturally, since consumers would delay buying sparkly new phones, but stemming the flow to AN Other mobile OS has to be the top priority, even if it costs a bit in the short-term.

Database billionaire trampled by elephant

Jimmy Floyd
Joke

"...university and drug education programmes."

I was under the impression that University WAS a drug education programme...

Microsoft names Windows Mobile 6.5 release date

Jimmy Floyd

@Preston Crow

Agreed. It would be very astute of MS to give this one away to existing WM users, perhaps as a kind of "sorry the interface has been so bad." They won't, of course, but it might delay my jumping to something else too.

At the moment that's looking like an Android because I won't let Stevie-J dictate to me how I should use *my* device. But there's no way I'm waiting until WM7 for what is meant to be the dogs. If it's that good I'll come back.

UK cops eye shotgun cartridge Taser

Jimmy Floyd
WTF?

Amazing claims

"...the most technologically advanced projectile ever deployed from a 12-gauge shotgun..."

Clearly they haven't seen what I do with iPod nanos. Has someone actually stood up and made that claim with a straight face?!? Talk about a pointless Unique Selling Point!

Channel 4 to go 3D

Jimmy Floyd
Boffin

How?

Would someone with an understanding of the matter like to explain how one broadcasts in 3D when the original format was only 2D? Some creation of information must be going on here, surely?

GGF plans to steer The Pirate Bay freeloaders straight

Jimmy Floyd
Black Helicopters

Reading between the lines

The cynic in me suggests that this was TPB's intention all along - to shout about freedom for the people but then sell out (meaning that in the nicest way possible).

The entrepreneur in me looks at that possibility and says: "that's bloody genius!"

Finger crossing won't lure iPhone coders to Windows Mobile

Jimmy Floyd
Boffin

What's the alternative to a Windows Mobile?

I love(d) my Windows Mobile, and the one before it, but your article is spot-on: "fun" is not part of the equation. In fact, sometimes the GUI is downright slow and objectionable. BUT it is flexible enough to be able to install and run software that makes iPhone users look on in grudging admiration ... so long as I don't let them try to operate the less-than-intuitive interface themselves.

iPhone wins every competition on looking good and providing a pleasant UI. But so what? If I'm limited to what Uncle Steve says I can do with it, it's only half a smartphone and I'll be ice-skating to France before I get one. Yet the Windows Mobile handles like a racing Trabant, even if (and sometimes perhaps, because) you can bolt on whatever the hell you like.

So, we have Form vs Functionality. iPhone vs WM. Is there nothing out there that can provide both?

Feds uncover 'bust out' scam that cost banks $80m

Jimmy Floyd

@KingZongo

You're right, there definitely is more to this than meets the eye:

"The total financial loss to the bank was calculated at $69,940.94"

From a $25k loan?! I'd love to know how that was calculated. Even with interest payments (at inter-bank rates: remember that this is the LOSS to Citi) and cost of staff, a loss of nearly $45k is a bit of a stretch.

Unless, of course, their insurance against default was provided by AIG...

UK.gov won't drop 50p high speed broadband tax plans - yet

Jimmy Floyd
WTF?

Bovvered

£6 / year to pay for rural broadband? Good grief, I hope this doesn't become an election issue. Not when every Briton owes £n,000 via the national debt (insert whatever value you like into n).

Orange repeals unpopular price changes

Jimmy Floyd
Boffin

@Busby

Quite correct; one party can't just arbitrarily change a contract mid-way through.

More interesting from a legal standpoint is what would happen if they changed the T&C's to state that, in the event of an early termination, the phone would be returned to Orange. I'd be inclined to tell them to stuck it since I would have been paying the subsidisation cost for said phone up until that point and wouldn't be willing to give up the 'equity' in my phone (if I'm not confusing housing with telephones!).

It's not Hire Purchase. That's a whole new ballgame.

Ditching ID cards would save £3bn

Jimmy Floyd

@codemonkey

Completely agree. Ever seen "Yes (Prime) Minister?" Apparently far too close to the truth.

What's your alternative?

Jimmy Floyd

How times change

In May 1997, when I was slightly more bolshy than I am now, I never would have thought I might vote Tory. Now I might.

Actually, I'll almost certainly vote for the candidate with the best chance of unseating our local Labour MP (who is, sadly, an otherwise decent chap). So long as it isn't BNP or UKIP, natch.

Palm accused of spying on Pre owners

Jimmy Floyd
Troll

@Chris Beach

And I don't want slim resources used on logging the data in the first place. Was that a serious post or were you just trolling? Let's talk about who pays for transmitting the data back home.

Two convicted for refusal to decrypt data

Jimmy Floyd
Big Brother

@Patrick O'Reilly

Maybe. Equally it may be a kind of Churchillian Enigma conundrum where they CAN crack AES 256 but won't admit to it for anything so minor as child porn...

British boffin named first ever 'doctor of texting'

Jimmy Floyd
Coat

u no wot...?

From a decent University that, which inclines me to believe this was actually a serious piece of linguistic research and not some joke doctorate from Scumbag College (who nearly beat Footlights College, Oxbridge on University Challenge dontchaknow).

Bugger. Have I seen through the implications of a carefully worded headline?! Mine's the one with a Nokia 6150 and no T5.

8GB iPhone 3GS inbound?

Jimmy Floyd
Happy

@magnetik @AC

No-one forced you both to read and get upset about my comments.

You still did though...

Jimmy Floyd
Dead Vulture

@magnetik

No, but I am forced to listen to incessant - almost evangelical - rantings by people who think their iPhone is the greatest thing ever, not to mention hype-inducing coverage in the media (that means you, El Reg).

This would be fine if the product in question was technically any good and didn't just look pretty. "Look, Copy & Paste AND 3G in one device! Amazing!"

If I put a Ferrari body on a Mondeo chassis it'll look awesome ... but it's still a Ford!

Finn turns to ECHR after arrest for discussing DRM

Jimmy Floyd
Big Brother

Andus McCoatover

The problem is that more senior courts have to put faith in the lower courts, otherwise their existence could not be justified and the whole hierarchy would become flat - leaving just one Supreme Court and us back where we started: a court without any oversight.

I think (and may be corrected) that appeal is usually limited to one of two cases: either where the original court made a procedural error (it then goes to an appeal court who decide solely on the basis of that procedure) or where the issue at stake is a fairly hazy point of law that needs clarification (in which case the House of Lords / Supreme Court have their say).

It isn't clear from the story whether this Finnish case falls into one of these two scenarios. The ECHR therefore seems like a pretty good option (and, with any luck, a successful one).

Big Brother icon. Again. Because we IT people thought we had it sussed with the implicit freedom of the Internet but have now given way to Orwell's nightmare.

IT grad sues school over failed job hunt

Jimmy Floyd

Is that all?!?

$2k for stress? I thought in the US that would be at least $2m once you include devastation to life, destruction of earnings potential, therapy, more therapy, drugs etc. etc.

High Court shields database state from blame

Jimmy Floyd
Pint

@MnM

Umm, you know they speak French in (half of) Belgium...?

Jimmy Floyd

Any chance of appealing to the European Court?

It comes to something when we can't run our own country and have more faith in Belgians to do it for us.

Well I do, anyway. And - sadly - that's not a compliment on the Belgians.

Orange declares mobile broadband price war

Jimmy Floyd
Go

Finally!

I left Orange for T-Mobile in 2006 telling them that paying £4 / MB was a tad excessive when I could pay £5.63 (including 25% discount) for "unlimited". Nice to see they've caught up.

AMD demos live Magny-Cours migration

Jimmy Floyd
Boffin

F1 fans will note...

"OK, admittedly, this is not particularly exciting..."

Neither, in fact, was the Magny-Cours race-track in central France. Slated since its introduction to Formula 1 in the early 90s for being in the middle of nowhere and utterly uninspiring, it finally disappeared last year. Or was it the year before? Can't remember. Don't care.

I'm with David W.: let's have some decent names like Indianapolis, Monza or ... er ... Sepang.

Apple accused of lowering cone of silence over iPod flame out

Jimmy Floyd
Flame

It's not a bug, it's a feature...

...for when it's cold.

Sky switches on 3D TV channel in 2010

Jimmy Floyd
Jobs Horns

Useful

Good. I'll be using it to gauge which people have too much money and too few outside interests.

"So you can watch some football and ... about 5 films. At lower-than-HD resolution. Great. When I get bored of this in 5 minutes you can move on and tell someone else about it."

The only irritation is going to be their puppy-dog expectations of emotional validation at their underwhelming purchase and how I'm going to have to restrain myself from bringing into question the quality of their education.

Steve, because he makes nice-looking but technologically-suspect products too.

Exposed activist accuses Tiscali of putting life in peril

Jimmy Floyd
Black Helicopters

Something's not quite right here

If this really was a matter of high-level national or personal security then why did she give Tiscali genuine details? Why trust a company with something that could get you killed any more than you would trust a man on the street?

I suspect there's more to this than has been released.

Cameron condemns Tweeters as tw*ts

Jimmy Floyd
Thumb Up

Problem?

Seems perfectly sensible to me. Twitter isn't much more than a time-wasting exercise in banal non-information. Cameron may or may not appreciate the subtle nuances in those facts but at least he isn't doing a NuLab bandwagon jump. Yet.

http://www.twatter.com/

Dutch spam suspect fined €250K

Jimmy Floyd
Headmaster

"Suspect?"

Point of order: if he's been convicted then isn't he now just a "spammer", rather than a "spam suspect?"

Reminds me of that old classic Chase HQ where you had to crash, smash and generally bugger the "suspect's" car (leaving one to question what would happen if they were a genuine criminal!)

Cops and ISP in paedophile data mix up

Jimmy Floyd
Big Brother

DNA

Any word on whether the poor innocent's DNA is now on file "just in case?"

Or do we already know the answer?

Too-tall terror snapper stopped by cops again

Jimmy Floyd
Big Brother

DNA

Any word on whether he had his DNA swab the first time around? Or do we just take that as a given?

Mac OS X gets rootkit coding manual

Jimmy Floyd
Grenade

Following on from AC 04:28

"Mac security has the potential to be a bigger headache than Windows security because Mac users are less inclined to get their hands dirty fixing / patching / dealing with an issue."

Discuss.

(Note: I have no particular view on this, but the grenade icon was the closest I could get to a timebomb)

German bomber crashes on Moon Google Earth

Jimmy Floyd
Joke

Junkers!

Personally, I'm just having enough fun repeating the word "Junkers" over and over in the style of Dizzee Rascal's "Bonkers..."

Metallica sticksman gloats over Napster downfall

Jimmy Floyd
Jobs Halo

Nicely up-to-date, Lars

There's nothing like wallowing in past glory, wouldn't you say? But if that's the best thing you've done in the past decade....

Still, credit is due for acknowledging the other side of the argument. Few in the music biz do even bother to recognise the opposition which (rather like any major conflict around the world - I'm looking at you Middle East) only serves to exacerbate the fight.

Steve Jobs, because as much as I detest Apple it must be recognised they have given the recording industry a deserved kick up the backside.

Government cancels Scope 2

Jimmy Floyd
Happy

I'm stunned

"Government cancels..."

I struggled to read past that headline, so stunned was I that actual lack of funds might influence this government's actions...

Lords cut Irish travel from e-Borders

Jimmy Floyd
Alert

@AC 12:31

"...the UK can ratify the rest of the Schengen treaty..."

But we won't, because we're scared of the continentals. Embarrassing, really.

Vulture Central plans Brit-Yank dictionary

Jimmy Floyd
Badgers

@SuperTim

My friend once asked if he could "bum a fag." 'Nuff said.

Lessons for the Yanks? How about Lessons For The Limeys? Too many of my fellow countrymen fail on the following:

"at the weekend." (US: "on")

"licence" (US: "license")

"cricket" (US: a game where you have to ... erm ... with the ... stumps ... out ... in ... oh, never mind)

Phone hack obsession obscures NotW privacy scandal

Jimmy Floyd
Megaphone

On the subject of privacy:

Max Mosley was right all along.

There, I said it. Now I'm going for a shower. I feel dirty.

Ryanair agrees website clarifications with OFT

Jimmy Floyd
Pint

Ryanair: more expensive than BA...

...in my experience, anyway. But then I tend to fly with a) luggage and b) a limited-sized bladder (which, ironically, is filled with free BA booze).

Most IT pros not planning on Windows 7 rollout

Jimmy Floyd
WTF?

1.4% of IT managers need a slap

So, are the 1.4% percent of respondents who *claimed* to have gone live with Windows 7:

a) muppets

b) lying

c) about to be fired (either before or after their boss finds out what they've done).

Windows 7 RC is a good system (and I say that with no great love for M$) - it's the OS Vista should have been - but to put it in a business situation smacks of a lack of common sense.

Then again, these surveys do have a margin of error of (I'd guess) +/- a couple of percent. Which could mean anything.

Stargazers spot oldest supernova yet

Jimmy Floyd
Grenade

Already?!?

So this star gave up after just 3 billion years?

Quitter....

KIlling ID cards and the NIR - the Tory and LibDem plans

Jimmy Floyd
Headmaster

Credit where it is crunched

Nice to see the Right Honourable Shadow Home Secretary refer to "data" as a plural, as everyone knows it is (but usually forgets - me included).

Smut downloads pound Japan's 3G network

Jimmy Floyd
Coat

Oo-er missus

"Tight access?"

"Swelling?"

I see no pornographic puns here - move along.

Surveillance response 'inadequate', say Lords

Jimmy Floyd
Boffin

Parliamentary oversight

Is this the same government that has been trying to reduce the power of the House of Lords since they formed in 1997? That line about "the Commons being the will of the people" doesn't ring so true now, 'init?

NASA takes stick over feet and inches

Jimmy Floyd

@AC 09:38

Here's the deal: you learn to spell and I'll pretend you have a real opinion. Fair?

But seriously folks ... Brits of a certain age may remember 'Jimbo and the Jet Set' - the cartoon aeroplane whose designer got inches and centimetres confused. Brits of all ages, however, are probably quite capable of buying a piece of wood of the size 2" x 4" x 1 metre. Who says we aren't bilingual?

Google News serves up...Wikipedia links

Jimmy Floyd
Coat

@LaeMi Qian

You've got it spot on. As a general overview for 'stuff' it's hard to beat Wikipedia but if you're talking specific and accurate information, forget it.

Still, Wikipedia does have a point. In London commuters get the choice of one morning and two evening free papers. They are, without exception, complete crap. The quality of journalism is non-existent, aimed at the lowest common denominator. Why should free Wikipedia be any better (or worse)?

Mine's the one with the FT in the pocket - because it's the only paper I've found that doesn't seem to be written by journotards.

Galactica 1.3

Jimmy Floyd
Dead Vulture

Point?

Why, pray tell, will you be "regularly reviewing iPhone apps?" I understood this to be a website for IT professionals or at least people of a certain level of technical ability. No techie worthy of the name - Apple fanbois excepted - are going to have an iPhone.

Leave it for Mixmag.

Che Guevara's granddaughter poses for PETA

Jimmy Floyd

Good luck with that one

She's from Argentina, a place where even cooking one's enormous steak rare is considering to be a bit poofy.

Fiancée discovers boyf is grumble flick stud

Jimmy Floyd
Flame

Sexually repressed?

Do you gentlemen above really have an issue with your fiancé getting a male stripper in for her hen night?! Do you really?!? Do you intend on seeing a stripper at your stag? If not, why not?

Thank God for my girlfriend who was quite happy for me to go and have a private dance from a female stripper during a mate's stag last weekend. In fact, the only stag I've ever been on where there were no naked ladies was one where the hen specifically prohibited it - she also happens to be an immature control freak (probably co-incidental).

If I was marrying my girlfriend and she DIDN'T get a stripper for her hen I'd be concerned about her future sex drive. But then perhaps I'm a bit more sexually confident then you gentlemen above...?

Phorm incinerates $50m in 12 months

Jimmy Floyd
Coat

$4m / month?!?

I had a girlfriend like that once...

Mine's the one from Oxfam.

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