* Posts by Oninoshiko

1937 publicly visible posts • joined 6 Oct 2008

Why can't a mobile be more like a cordless kettle?

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Qi charging is the only thing that makes smartphones useable

If it weren't easier to charge the thing all the time then not, the unbelievably low battery life (compared to my old phones) would be unbearable. With Qi charging it's not an issue...

I guess that's kinda a backhanded complement, isn't it?

Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of Patent WAR! Samsung strikes back at Nvidia

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Lies, damned lies, and benchmarks

N/T

DAY ZERO, and COUNTING: EVIL 'UNICORN' all-Windows vuln - are YOU patched?

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Re: Hopeless...

"If you think bugs should not occur then I challenge you to write a million lines of code with ZERO bugs in it from day one."

That's the problem, 1M LoC is completely unauditable. That's why, when security and stability really matter, microkernels containing less then 2k LoC are used.

The last PC replacement cycle is about to start turning

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Re: I love these articles

And RISC! x86 has clearly been dead for 2 decades!

God I loved that one.

Iranian contractor named as Stuxnet 'patient zero'

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If I where CIA/NSA/Musad I would likely take this as a clue as to who has the most-lax security of the contractors. It's a little bonus on top of the damage.

Obama HURLS FCC under train, GUTPUNCHES ISPs in net neut battle

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Re: How about them apples

I like apples, them ones in particular.

Boffin imagines Wi-Fi-defined no-shoot zones for wireless weapons

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Re: Problems

The inverse relationship between media coverage and commonness is not surprising, I would say it's been well understood for a hundred years:

"When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news." --Alfred Harmsworth

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I'm pretty sure the answer is, "no, some have not."

The reality is, this would require modifying all existing weapons (a gargantuan task, in and of itself), making sure the weapons cannot be "demodified," (yeah, right), making sure noone just machines themselves a new gun (*giggle-snort*), the system has to be completely unhackable (Imagine the plod having their weapons locked out), and (considering that weapons are often for personal defense) it would have to fail to a fireable state (otherwise you're not getting the political backing for it).

There's just no way that can work.

Horizon finds new potential in the sci-fi staple deepsleep tale

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Re: "too deus ex machina"

It's Latin, literally "God from the machine."

It comes from the classic plays where when the hero would get into an impossible situation, one of the gods would drop down and help them out of it. The actor playing the god would be literally lowered onto the stage with a machine.

It's come to mean any kind of "divine intervention," "hand of fate," or other completely blind-siding "solution" to the problem. Generally, it's considered bad story-telling.

Brussels' transport chief demands a single European sky to end 'air traffic gridlock'

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Re: "This is not a challenge to European diversity or the sovereignty of any country"

"Much as it tries and thinks otherwise. This is nothing to do with US law my friend."

The Chicago Convention has as much to do with US law as the Kyoto Accord has to do with Japanese law.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Convention_on_International_Civil_Aviation

Eye laser surgery campaigner burned by Facebook takedown

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Re: @JDX

well, my sunglasses are rated safety lenses/frames. so I think it's decreasing the likelihood of damage.

Mystery Google barges TORPEDOED by US govt: Showrooms declared death traps

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Re: The REAL problem was building it in San Francisco, California

In the US, if you want that concept you want a libertarian or a Libertarian (yes, the capitalization makes a difference. One is a philosophy, the other a political party (which gets next to no seats)).

NSA director: We share most of the [crap] bugs we find!

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Re: The NSA.....

yes, you missed a lot of weasel words.

The late 2014 Apple Mac Mini: The best (and worst) of both worlds

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Re: Just what were you running exactly???

I'm glad I'm not this only who found this... odd. Even running a number of not-at-all-basic programs (anyone remember when we had programs, not little apps?) I stay under 8G, on a 16G machine.

Huffy BlackEnergy vxers cry: 'f*ck U Kaspersky', thank Cisco for 0-days

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Re: Fuck you kaspersky

I can't think a a more glowing enforcement!

Cure for death (by PowerPoint) emerges from Japan

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Re: If you can explain each slide in 20 seconds

I think that's a large part of the point. You shouldn't BE explaining the slide, the slide should express what you're explaining, and it should be doing so in a way that words can't. If a slide doesn't meet those two criteria, your presentation is suffering from it's presence.

The focus of the presentation should be on the presenter, and what they are saying, not on the wall of text on the... err.... wall.

Intel Skylake processor release date slipping – reports

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Re: Digitimes

The difference is that waste treatment plants don't have crap in their output!

I am Police Sergeant L. Torvalds! Stop or I'll shoot

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Re: don't need man pages

I'm pretty sure EMACS users don't either, and if RMS is to believed they shouldn't even be updated!

Oculus Rift tech-specs 'many months away' from hitting the shelves

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Re: Spec creep?

Well, not puking when you put that on is a requirement. If they can't get that they are no better then the VirtualBoy.

That said, it's hard to not be saying "It's put up or shut up" time for Lucky.

Spanish 'Google tax' could end up like Germany's everyone-but-Google tax

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Re: Germany should drop this law

The law requiring a license (or paying the statutory license fee) applies to Google, they just negotiated a license independently of the fee.

As it turns out, Google is providing a service to the news agencies that is of equal (or greater!) value as the blurbs they use. Once Google pointed this out (by discontinuing to provide that service), the news services where falling over themselves to license their content.

What I want to know is how they 'make the law “unrenounceable”.' Do they require google to publish blubs or do they not permit media to negotiate licenses anymore. I have no idea how they would enforce the former, and the latter would just screw the Spanish media.

Pay-by-bonk 'glitch' means cards can go kaching-for-crims

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Re: trust them on their pretty blue eyes it won't actually work

You could, I don't know, disable it on the site then try to use it. If it works, you'll know about it and can complain.

Windows 8 or nowt: Consumer Win 7 fans are out of luck

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@LDS

In fairness, they have admitted 8's UI was a mistake by making it vary similar to 7 in 10.

Would you recognise the Vans shoes logo? Neither would Euro trademark bods

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@ElReg!comments!Pierre

Well, it doesn't look to be a functional element of the shoe. It's certainly more distinctive then the "design elements" (ie tablets that have roughly the dimensions of tablets) that apple insists they own.

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@timmay

Thanks I wasn't sure if it was that logo or this one:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-S2kF4mVmJVQ/TZar74kKtKI/AAAAAAAAAFE/85NGWCKOdBE/s1600/vans-logo.jpg

or maybe this

http://logodatabases.com/vans-logo.html/vans-shoes-logo

That said, while I didn't recognise them, they all look to me like they should qualify as distinctive.

IPv6 web starts to look like the internet we know

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Re: 20 .au IPv6 domains

What needs to happen is every IPv4 IP that is being used for non-server work loads get revoked.

ISPs should be advised to provide access to the IPv4 network via 6to4 gateways.

IPv6 address should then be practically given away.

This plan would leave no downsides for hosters to migrate over, no downsides for ISPs to migrate, and an economic incentive. A stick and carrot, if you will.

Disney wins Mickey Mouse patent for torrent-excluding search engine

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Trollface

if the neural net is trained by the users, how long until it returns nothing but porn and pirated content?

Trolls pop malformed heads above bridge to sling abuse at Tim Cook

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Personally

I would take being bullied by the Westboro Baptist Cult as a badge of honor.

Virgin's SpaceShipTwo crashes in Mojave Desert during test flight

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1 fatality, 1 injury

My heartfelt condolences to the family of the pilot who lost his life.

May the surviving pilot recover quickly.

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While I may have seemed callus with the rocket issues earlier, that was only because noone was on them. This is much more serious, and I certainly hope the pilots ejected safely.

Pixel mania: Apple 27-inch iMac with 5K Retina display

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Re: Att unwarranted triumphalism

The problem is, it's only the right device for a staggeringly small number of users.

They went with AMD's mobile video adapter, it's a bloody laptop card. Sure, that's shiny-shiny if you need little more then a framebuffer, but that card can't push any serious polys at 4k, let alone 5k.

It's a nice screen that you can't attach to a powerful enough machine to really USE it.

Sony borks fanboi funboxes with dodgy PS4 update

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Re: AC, XBone is cool

You know, it's always entertaining watching the peasants fight their petty peasant squabbles at silky-smooth above-"HD" graphics, with the option of streaming my feed or watching whatever video I feel like.

--PCMasterRacer

Samaritans 'suicide Twitter-sniffer' BACKFIRES over privacy concerns

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Re: Twitter Joke

So if I personally analyze it, it's all good, but when a program does it, HORRORS!!!11!!eleven!

When you choose to make a public statement, that can be analyzed by anyone, there is nothing you can do about it.

You have a right to privacy, but you also have the right to free speech, and the right to choose which is more important to you. Where you put yourself on the continuum between the two is your choice, but when you choose to post every innane set of 140 characters you can come up with for the entire world to read, your loss of privacy is your choice, not a violation of your rights.

Remember Internet2? It's now a software-defined metacloud

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Sounds a lot like Internet2 just got VPN2

More Microsoft staffers shown the door in Round 3 of job cuts

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"What's their R&D provided in the past decade?"

I couldn't really tell you; what I can tell you is once short-term the parasites take over and stop doing any R&D, it a bad sign for any company.

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Extensive cuts in R&D, so... they are conceding complete failure of the company in the next decade?

Bad dog: Redmond's new IE tool KILLS POODLE with one shot

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Re: Alternate article title

I think you mean: "Redmond unscrews the pooch"

Banksy denies Banksy impostor's claim to Banksy.com – which isn't owned by Banksy

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Re: Making a false statement?

Agreed, can't we get the bastards on purgery or or something?

PEAK APPLE: iOS 8 is least popular Cupertino mobile OS in all of HUMAN HISTORY

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He shouldn't have to. It smacks of the bundling that got MS in trouble in the 90s. "we have on on the OS, now we're going to harass you into using our browser too."

Apple: We're still GREAT pals with GT and we'd LOVE to team up again

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There was no way GT was ever going to be making an iPhone screen. The sapphire has to be to thick to prevent it from being brittle.

It's far more likely that is was being considered for the iWatch.

FYI: OS X Yosemite's Spotlight tells Apple EVERYTHING you're looking for

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Re: Same as iOS 8

"Is there some sort of organisation that dictates this or are you the sole arbiter of what software can and can't do?"

As the consumer of software, it turns out, I AM the sole arbiter of what software on my system will do. Funny that. I do not need a program to do some unified search of the web and my machine, it's something I would never want.

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Facepalm

Re: Same as iOS 8

You'd have to be bloody thick if you think spotlight was for searching the web.

It's for searching you local harddrive.

Sophos to offshore American support operations

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Re: By moving out of N America would this...

probably not. In the US they are unquestionably subject to (horrible, overbroad, insane) FISA orders. Outside the US, if they are any good at what they do, it's going to be much more difficult.

Nobody wants to look at your boobs: Snapchat gets ads 'that interest you'

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"The best advertisements tell you more about stuff that actually interests you,"

So, ads on snapchat will be ads for nekked selfies?

MasterCard adds fingerprint scanner to credit cards for spending sans the PIN

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what kind of person would use a personal identification number number?

Internet finally ready to replace answering machine cassette tape

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Re: NIght Light

I always thought this was quite obvious.

Don't mess with Texas ('cos it's getting Google Fiber and you're not)

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Re: But this is Google

Honestly, for 1G/s I wouldn't give two fucks.

The Apple launch AS IT HAPPENED: Totally SERIOUS coverage, not for haters

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It's a shame

your invites keep getting lost in the mail.

City council thinks what we're all thinking: 'Comcast is terrible – and NOT welcome here'

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I'm not sure what it's doing on theregister.co.UK either.

Incidentally, the correct course of action is to build out a fiber infrastructure in response.

Arab States make play for greater government control of the internet

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only goverments should steer how the web is run because governments do mass surveillance.

wat.

Apple hit by INSIDER LEAK: New iPad Mini 3, iPad Air 2 blabbed

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Re: I just don’t get why people are so eager for these leeks.

http://leekspin.com/