* Posts by Oninoshiko

1937 publicly visible posts • joined 6 Oct 2008

Apple after Steve Jobs is still Steve Jobs' Apple

Oninoshiko

no.

I think the first lesson in the school of the jobsian way is "Don't fire Jobs."

Clearly they weren't THAT well versed.

Microsoft unveils file-move changes in Windows 8

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Go

to extend your point 1

for the love of $deity, ban the model dialog. This has been a complaint of mine since the introduction of the GUI. there is ABSOLUTELY nothing that so important an application has to interfere with my usage of another app. If you need to tell me something to continue, pop the dialog and go to sleep until I respond.

French letter shock: Tax us more, demand rich people

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This is a good point

Or maybe hire more people, but it's a similar theory.

If more employees make more money, then more taxes will be had, and less government resources will be used by them.

Seven Dwarfs password gag declared Fringe's best

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it got a chuckle

but certainly not side-splitting... maybe I needed to see his execution.

Hey, Music Industry. You're suing the wrong people

Oninoshiko
Meh

Rock

meet hard-place.

The problem with this article is it kinda is shoving the studio-agencies between a rock and a hard-place. On one hand, you expect them to price based on regionally appropriate pricing, but at the same time they HAVE to assume the lowest is going to be what they get. The "grey market" imports will ensure that.

Eliminates copyright violations though.

("grey market" imports are not copyright violations, because they copy *IS* made by the rights holders, not some non-authorized party)

Samsung says Apple lifted iPad from Kubrick's 2001

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FAIL

Re: Giles Jones

"Who said it was patent related?"

Every

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/08/23/samsung_battles_apple_with_kubrick/

Reported

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/08/09/apple_wins_injunction_against_samsung_galaxy_tab_in_europe/

News

http://news.cnet.com/8301-27076_3-20096061-248/samsung-cites-kubrick-film-in-apple-patent-spat/

Story

http://www.pcworld.com/article/238488/apple_again_cites_inaccurate_evidence_in_samsung_patent_case.html

On

http://blogs.reuters.com/mediafile/2011/08/02/tech-wrap-itc-joins-apple-samsung-spat/

The

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2383768,00.asp

Matter

http://www.ebnonline.com/author.asp?section_id=1038&doc_id=232290&itc=ebnonline_gnews

Mystery railway buys 80 terabytes of Flash

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Boffin

Lemme guess

you've never talked to the guys over at Violin, have you?

An 80T Violin system is pretty massively expensive. Their stuff is in the category of "we don't list prices, because if you have to ask, you can't afford it." Generally you don't put all your data on it, just your active data set (what you need to be fast).

You DEFINITELY wouldn't put silliness like disaster recovery, and volume testing on it. (that would be kept on a more-conventional array)

Insulin pump attack prompts call for federal probe

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FAIL

@ Cornz1

"X for morphine ergo X for insulin" FALSE.

Insulin and morphine are VARY different drugs, administered under VARY different rules, for VARY different conditions.

What is done for morphine (a highly addictive, opiate, analgesic (pain killer)) has nothing to do with with how Insulin (a hormone for regulating carbohydrate and fat metabolism) is regulated.

Oninoshiko
WTF?

only done by the "good guys" in the lab?

I'm supposed to feel better about that?

Apple rumor mill predicts 'all new Mac'

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Facepalm

Microsoft can only hope

they can even call it surface and MS can sue for the trademark violation to boot.

Oracle's Sparc T4 chip: Will you pay Larry's premium?

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Boffin

@SplitBrain

Not even IBM want to do it anymore.

See also: Blue Waters.

Celebrity Google+rs do need steenkin' badges

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hrm...

That's actually a good question, what ABOUT people how happen to have the same name a a celeb?

Sony preps Luke Skywalker-style digital binoculars

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Boffin

Interesting

ok, cool and all, but what do we gain for it being digital?

Apparently recording, anything else?

<--icon with optics....

Dog fight game bitten with pro-PETA virus

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Coat

I support this for dog fighters

virtual dog fighters should, of course, be ripped apart virtually.

Mines the one with the Code of Hammurabi in the pocket.

Oninoshiko
WTF?

Re: NomNomNom

Umm. What?

Are you implying that WW2 was caused by Wolfenstein?

That's not right, it's not even wrong!

News International mail server password FAIL exposed

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12345

So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

BBC explains 'All your Twitter pics are belong to us' gaffe

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why wonder when you can just look?

but since you appear to be lazy to be arsed, I'll look for you:

"You retain your rights to any Content you submit, post or display on or through the Services. By submitting, posting or displaying Content on or through the Services, you grant us a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license (with the right to sublicense) to use, copy, reproduce, process, adapt, modify, publish, transmit, display and distribute such Content in any and all media or distribution methods (now known or later developed)."

-- http://twitter.com/tos

so, no co-ownership, and it doesn't "become public (domain)." They just require you to license it to them. IF a media organization has a partnership with them, the license would appear to extend to that group. IF i saw something I posted where to show up on the beeb (unlikely, as I dont use twitter), I would invoice them and let them produce a valid license from twitter.

Oninoshiko

actually

Most do not require a copyright assignment, only that you provide a non-exclusive, perpetual, and fully paid license. (or something to that effect)

Injunction suspended: EU can buy Galaxy Tabs again

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Headmaster

Bravo, sir!

That is an beautiful non-sequitor.

The person you are responding to did not ask "What makes him think rights holders want German copyright law imposed across the EU?" he asked "what makes him think he has the right to impose German copyright law across the EU?"

A German deciding German law should be imposed over all of the EU member-states is no less arrogant then an American deciding American law should be imposed across all EU member-states. Sovereign states are sovereign.

Microsoft begins cagey Windows 8 disclosures

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Incompatible keyboards

I had some trouble with an apple USB keyboard on one of the early version of windows to support USB. IIRC Linux on the same machine worked fine with it.

HARRY POTTER CHAINED to new Sony reader

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Hrm...

I know, I'm not cool anymore, but I have to ask, who/what/where/when/how is Pottermore?

PETA to launch .xxx smut site 'to help animals'

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I can't think of a more appropriate use of the domain

Infact, I think they should move all their online operations to it...

media whores.

Lawyer touts new legal time-bomb for Android

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It *IS* easy (when you ignore the point)

You didn't answer my question, you just supposed they provide a offer, let me re-ask the important part:

Did these companies always provide a written offer to supply the code upon request?

If they did (at all times), they are good.

If they did not at any point, their license was revoked. If so they have to contact every copyright holder and secure a new license (which was really the part of the article that was surprising to me.

If there was or was not a request is irrelevant unless the offer has been made. This is an honest question, I don't own any of these companies products, and haven't read the paperwork that came with the phones purchased by others so lack even anecdotal evidence to this effect.

Oninoshiko
Stop

Re: Vic

Did the vendors include a written offer to provide a machine readable copy of the corresponding code?

If not, a subsection b defense would also be invalid, and they are in non-compliance.

Section 3 subsection b is quite clear on the matter, the offer MUST accompany the distribution. The offer MUST be made and it MUST be EXPLICIT. The problem in a subsection b defense isn't the time frame for providing the code, it's if no offer accompanied the binaries.

Of course, this is the exact type of reason many vendors prefer BSD.

People don't want tablets, they want iPads

Oninoshiko
FAIL

May I recommend a future in marketing and business consulting?

Never mind the glaring historical inaccuracies, you managed to may a one sentence thought drone on for four paragraphs, with a plethora of sesquipedalians. Good show!

(ok I can't leave the historical inaccuracies alone)

I'm not sure you really ever used an Apple II, or you'd know the inaccuracies of your description of Apple's founding principle. I almost get the impression you think Apple was founded in 1983, rather then 1976.

Later on, you again show a lack of understanding of history, only HP's this time. If you really look at when HP went down-hill, it started when they DROPPED many of the item's targeted at engineers. It has been in decline since shortly Carly Fiorina took the helm, and divested Agilent Technologies (which has been repeating the mistakes of history, and divesting parts of itself lately). Some of the major decisions under her "leadership" where openly opposed by Walter Hewlett. The engineers haven't been at helm of HP for a decade.

Oninoshiko
FAIL

Re: Wake up befor[sic] you....

"show off with and not to do any real work on"

"while we all use iCloud, beam to Apple TV, and integrate totally with all our other iDevices."

sounds an awful lot like what the AC was saying there....

Googorola versus the Android ecosystem

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Flame

I donno

I think they are equally bad.

motogoo is making me think rule 34 on the RPG level-1 slime.

googlerola is making me think of a venereal disease.

Fire, when brain-bleach isn't enough!

IBM PC daddy: 'The PC era is over'

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Boffin

wow, I seem to have hit a nerve

yes, there are a few of you here who like to run the never-ending PC upgrade treadmill. That maybe 20% of the elReg readership, it's closer to 1% of the (developed) world at large. A developer cannot depend on you having the newest wizzbang-shiny graphics card, ergo they cannot afford to assume you do.

Most people do not buy a top-of-the-line PC. Most people do not upgrade their PC every 2 years. YOU ARE THE EXCEPTION, NOT THE RULE. (feel good about yourself, I just called you exceptional!)

Games are not made to show off the top-of-the-line machine, they are made to make money. That means they need to be playable by a wide-spread audience. Even if you make a PC version, you still have to target a 2-3 year old machine.

In processing resources, tablets may be able to challenge consoles (ignoring that tablets are a crap interface for most popular game-styles (would work well for RTS I bet)), you can't DEPEND on what's there. It's actually worse then the PC.

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Doesn't have to

Ahh, but most PCs don't do intense database runs, that's a server workload.

Most PCs aren't running LA Noire, that would be a console. (AFAIK it's not even available for the PC). Even Crysis was available for consoles, and is a case-study in why consoles are better for gaming then PCs (hardware predictability).

The tablet is your "window" into the resources of a more powerful system. We have been moving that way for a while. Whether that is a good model for most of what we do, is another question entirely.

Wikipedia: It's not for girls

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Re: I didn't realise only teenage girls counted as women on the internet

Are you kidding? Everyone (even guys) count as women on the internet!

Did SitC have a teenage demographic? If so, is the demographic STILL teenage? I'll be honest, I have no idea what it's demographic is. I think a more interesting question then "what percentage of SitC's audience is female?" is "What percentage of females are SitC fans?"

Samsung's lovely illegal tablet: Why no one wants to know

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the question remains:

Why are we using browser detection at all? Hasn't CSS included notations for different formats for a while now?

@media handheld

Of course, many of the mobile and tablet browsers ignore it (because they generally look like crap where they exist at all), so many sites are resorting to UA detection to FORCE on us the crap-version.

Here's a thought, stop serving different pages to different browsers. Just serve everyone the same compliant page.

A-level results accidentally put on interwebs a week early

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Meh

I dont understand something

Why does this really matter?

I mean a cock-up's a cock-up, and they shouldn't have made the mistake, but how early you get the results back doesn't affect the outcome does it? I understand trying to release them all at once and all, but getting this worked up is just sillyness!

Anonymous and TeaMp0isoN promise songs but no Facebook hack

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I thought anonymous had no leadership...

Wasn't that the point? Anonymous holds no opinion and all opinions. They are always both for and against everything. They both do everything and do nothing. They cannot be fractured, for they are the essence of fracture. They are, by their own definition ("We are Leigon") the essence of mob-mentality... only they are not just one mob, but many.

Q: Why do defenders keep losing to smaller cyberwarriors?

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very true, but

You don't HAVE to be world accessible to be attack. Stuxnet proved that little theory (which had been floating around for a while). You just need to accept that sneakernet is still a valid attack vector.

Yes, they should fill in USB ports with epoxy, but that really doesn't happen often.

London rioters should 'loose all benefits'

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hrm..

I realize you're being sarcastic, but I rather like that.

Maybe rather then "empty their bank accounts" we can call it "pay for the damages they caused"

Rootkit gangs fight for control of infected PCs

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Joke

That doesn't take much....

Dan Brown wouldn't know a good plot twist if I beat him over the head with it!

SQL survives murder attempt by mutant stepchild

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Coat

I'll accept that the relational model does not alway map well to all tasks

but (as you point out) it maps DAMN well to a few tasks. the problem I'm seeing at the moment, is that all this non-relational hype is sometimes (but not necessarily always) just a cover for poor design.

Proper relational databases (sit down MySQL, you don't get any credit here. The lack of proper enforcement of relations in MySQL is IMNSHO one of the biggest issues this is a backlash against. MySQL is all the disadvantages of relational DBs, with none of the benefits.) means the DB is actually checking the data for you. Did some yahoo try to say John Smith drives a cat to work? Well "cats" are not in SillyDB.AutoMfgs, so a PROPER relational DB refuses to add it.

I've done some experimenting with redis, and it is nice for some things (session data is a great example), but for many things the advantages of relational are really hard to ignore.

mine the one with a PostgreSQL copy in the pocket

IBM yanks chain on 'Blue Waters' super

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FAIL

Re: Reading comprehension

You and I have a contract. I pay you 1M you deliver me 2M widgets in 6 mo. If you cannot deliver that within the time-frame and budget, then you did not deliver.

FULL STOP.

IOf course attitudes like yours are the reason no government project is anywhere near budget or on-time.

Apple sued over Mac OS X 'quick boot'

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Gimp

Re: That won't happen

"They're probably funded by Microsoft or some capitalist like Paul Allen."

Is it better when it's funded by capitalists like Steve Jobs?

If you're going to use "capitalist" as a slight, you might make sure they aren't on both sides.

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FAIL

no, actually

If that where the case, why don't they give a license with the provision that it revokes if you enter into a lawsuit with them? I'm sure the FFMPEG guys wouldn't mind that.

Oninoshiko

CIA (!tm)

The Central Intelligence Agency does not have a trademark.

It's like the Internal Revenue Service... on the other hand the International Record Syndicate did, which is/was R.E.M.'s (are they still around?) label.

Hackers breach chocolate recipe on Hershey website

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hrm...

I'm not even sure 1/2 tsp of arsenic in an industrial batch would even be enough to make one mildly ill. It may not even be enough to get it pulled for health reasons (although it would certainly get pulled for PR reasons)

RIM to turn in BlackBerry-using looters after London riots

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Re: Classic gun nut

"Because, if London was as awash with guns as the average American Wal-Mart, there would certainly be fewer burnt out buildings and a lot more dead people this morning."

I think that was his point. Remind me, are you with him or against?

You say "people" some of us say "arsonists, thieves, and murders." The first two are pretty obvious, the last... well, there will be a body count even with the UK's firearms policy. But, look at the bright-side, maybe all the wonton destruction will stimulate the economy </brokenwindowfallicy>

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FAIL

RIMs feed only.

no, this is completely different from the Indian situation. RIM was asked for the traffic going through servers they control, they complied.

India is mad because RIM says they can't give access to data going through servers they DON'T control. If the Plod in the UK asked RIM for the traffic transversing one the BESes I operate RIM would say they can't give it. This is not because they don't want to, it's because they are incapable.

Mr Bean prangs £650k McLaren

Oninoshiko
Coat

buy a REALISTIC car (well pay mine off, anyway)

and pay off my remaining debt. Mine's the one with the slowly dissipating loan account summery in the pocket.

Mainframers drop EU antitrust complaints against IBM

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FAIL

I nominate you for worst analogy of the year

You don't pay for cable, you pay for content. it's not the same as a bit of hardware.

It's official: Journos are dumb as a bag of IE users

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Boffin

@Evil Auditor

Despite the rather slathered on sarcasm, you kinda have a bit of a point.

It is the responsibility of the reader to sort out the quality of the material. you shouldn't depend on others to think for you. I'll admit I took the story at face value, but I also recognized that it stunk to high-heaven because of the extreme selection bias in (real) surveys like this.

In short what I saw mostly from the comments section of the last article was case study confirmation bias. This article and many of the comments could be categorized with a river in Egypt.

Boffins shine 800Mbps wireless network from flashlight

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FAIL

@Ru

As someone who has photo-induced seizures, yes, I HAVE heard of fluorescent tubes hurting people. The last seizure I had required two pins and a screw to fix a broken and dislocated shoulder. Followed by half a year of rehabilitation to restore full movement to my arm.

"The flicker of a faulty fluorescent strip light, however, could trigger a seizure in people with photosensitive epilepsy." --http://www.epilepsy.org.uk/info/photosensitive-epilepsy/triggers#lights

But I'm sure your ignorance is FAR better proof then the millions who have epilepsy and seizure disorders.

It's official: IE users are dumb as a bag of hammers

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Boffin

methodology is sound?

methodology is sound? This suffers from the mother of all selection biases.

Koreans produce $3m glow-in-the-dark dog

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I, for one,

welcome our new glow-in-the-dark canine overloads.