* Posts by Uncle Slacky

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NSA: 'Dozens of attacks' prevented by snooping

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Re: Déjà vu

NSA, I'll buy that rock!

PRISM snitch claims NSA hacked Chinese targets since 2009

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Re: Yeah, but no but yeah

Wow - using *both* "your" and "you're" incorrectly in the same message! Impressive!

1-in-10 e-tomes 'are self-published'... most are 'rubbish' says book ed

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IRS registration required...

...is what puts me off most self-publishing sites. Any advice on avoiding the need for this and still being able to publish - self or otherwise - would be welcome!

No IRS icon, but close enough...

PM Cameron calls for modern, programmable computers! (We think)

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Making web pages...

...if his definition of "coding" is the same as that of Rory Cellan-Jones:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-17726085

Forget phones, PRISM plan shows internet firms give NSA everything

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Re: Any terrorist not a total retard will use a VPN

But, as someone pointed out a while back, the smarter terrorists make bombs that actually work, and kill themselves in the process. This leaves only the dumb ones behind who can't blow things up, so it's a kind of self-limiting thing.

Interview: Steve Jackson, role-playing game titan

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Re: IF a$ = "W" THEN GOTO 210

I also tried turning one of the books (Island of the Lizard King?) into a BASIC program on the Speccy - as I recall, I ran out of line numbers...

Who wants a 'robot companion'? Look no further than Intel Labs

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Re: "...a social robot companion..."

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!!!!!!

Websites to 'close' for China's 'Internet maintenance day'

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Life imitates the Simpsons

"On this spot in 1989, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENED"

Doctor Who? 12th incarnation sought after Matt Smith quits

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Re: Ideas

Tim Curry's just had a stroke, so he'll be out of the running anyway...

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Re: Completely outside the box here

"Fire up the TARDIS!"

Minty fresh Linux: Olivia hits the virtual shelves

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Not really sure why they bothered...

...seeing as it's only going to be supported until next January - it hardly seems worth the effort seeing as v14 will be supported until April.

'Secret Pentagon papers' show China hacked into Patriot missile system

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Re: hacking required

To be fair I think they stole that one from Bill Hicks: “You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons." How do you know that? "Uh, well...we looked at the receipts."”

62,000 fewer shops: Welcome to the High Street of 2018

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Re: Taxes strangling the high street

Take most small French towns for example, with low biz rates and no parking fees - result: thriving town centres even with the presence of out-of-town hypermarkets and warehouse-type stores.

The IT Crowd returns to Channel 4 for a final episode

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Don't put it on a pedal stool either...

Coke? Windows 8 is Microsoft's 'Vista moment'. Again

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Re: The fall out of Win 8

Most recent versions of CorelDraw seem to work well with Wine - which one are you using?:

http://appdb.winehq.org/objectManager.php?sClass=application&iId=440

Good news: Debian 7 is rock solid. Bad news: It's called Wheezy

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Re: Great for legacy systems

Check out MintPPC - it uses LXDE as its default (it's essentially Mint Debian otherwise).

Plans for fully 3D-printed gun go online next week

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Shirley you've seen the study...

...that shows that Fox News viewers are even less informed than people who watch no TV news AT ALL:

http://www.businessinsider.com/study-watching-fox-news-makes-you-less-informed-than-watching-no-news-at-all-2012-5

So long, Hotmail: Remaining users migrated to Outlook.com

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Re: I'm sure Outlook.com has cost them a lot of users

I feel your pane...

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Re: Good Bye Yellow Brick Road

In the first few months after launch, you had to be invited to join Gmail, and invites were thin on the ground. A black market in them grew until the invite limits were removed.

I was one of the first outside Google to get one (12 days after launch), as I "knew" a Googler on a mailing list I was on. I secured FirstnameLastname@gmail accounts for the whole family as a result.

Branson's SpaceShipTwo succeeds in first rocket-powered flight

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Re: Mach 1.2?

XB-70 Valkyrie?

http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/usa/bomber/xb70-1_300-2.jpg

DARPA looks for a guided bullet with DEAD reckoning navigation

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Re: Inertial? no way

You can use MEMS inertial sensors, which can withstand huge accelerations (>20,000 g) - I used to work on them.

O2 to turn your innocent nipper into Silicon Roundabout hipster

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Is our favourite Shoreditchian involved?

No doubt a certain Mr BONG! will be along shortly with more details...

Sord drawn: The story of the M5 micro

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Re: 30th anniversary of every man and his dog releasing a Spectrum-basher

The CPC had the advantage of having its own display, so no fighting over the (usually) single shared TV in the house. Having said that, I now wish I'd hung on to my Speccy for another year or two and bought an ST or Amiga instead of the 6128. Still, I recently picked up an Amiga 600 at the local dump^H^H^H^Hrecycling centre for a fiver, so I got there in the end.

I was allowed access to the M5 in a local computer shop by the owner, on the pretext that I'd write some demos for it, but I wasn't really inspired by it.

The fast-growing energy source set to replace oil: Yes, it's coal

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Re: In other news ...

The CO2 in fizzy drinks comes directly from the atmosphere in the first place, so it's actually carbon-neutral (except for the energy required to make the drink in the first place).

Linux in 2013: 'Freakishly awesome' – and who needs a fork?

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Re: Stop the press

The 1990s called - they want their FUD back.

Oh S**T, here comes a robot to take my job

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Re: utopia

Yes, it's how the world works *now* - that doesn't mean that it must always work like that. I'm not sure how it will happen, but it will change, possibly violently once things get too bad for the 99.9%.

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Re: Patients?

LVT would go a fair way to paying for it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_value_tax

The robots would of course do the jobs that nobody wants to do - that's where this conversation started, remember?

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Re: Patients?

Plenty of people are motivated to work, but this way, they would be free to do the work they enjoy, rather than, as most of us do, what we have to do to keep body & soul together.

What's the point of labour-saving devices and automation if not to give us the free time to achieve our full potential, and to work (or not) as we choose? Forcing people to work or allowing them to starve in a world of plenty is fundamentally inhumane.

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Re: utopia

A lot of people already have the rest of their lives off - they're called "the unemployed". Similarly, many are on half-days - they're called "part-time workers". Unfortunately, the way things stand, these people are worse off than before, and the profits go to the business owners instead.

This is why we need a basic income sooner rather than later: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basic_income

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A story that springs to mind

A plausible robotic-takeover scenario: http://marshallbrain.com/manna1.htm

The ten SEXIEST computers of ALL TIME

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Re: you forgot!

I used to have one of those - unfortunately it was too big and heavy, so it went to the skip in about 1993.

News Corp prez threatens to pull Fox TV off the air

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Re: Thank goodness for right-thinking scribes!

No, removal of Fox News would be a positive benefit, given that their viewers are in fact less informed than people who watch NO NEWS AT ALL:

http://www.businessinsider.com/study-watching-fox-news-makes-you-less-informed-than-watching-no-news-at-all-2012-5

Review: Intel Next Unit of Computing barebones desktop PC

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Re: Nope

"My Pi is barely ever more than lukewarm from use which is very impressive and of course silent. If only it were a bit faster..."

Have you overclocked it yet?

Are the PCs all getting a bit old at your office? You're not alone

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Re: Congratulations PC makers!

I've played DVDs (in VLC) on an 800MHz Gateway desktop (Essential 800) dating from 2001, with 256Mb RAM. Granted, this was in Bodhi Linux (based on Ubuntu) but it could also run XP acceptably.

Reg man bested in geek-to-geek combat - in World War 3 nerve centre

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Undelete photo

You *do* know that it should be relatively trivial to undelete that photo, provided you haven't already overwritten it?

Watchdog warns UK.gov not to create 'them and us' digital divide

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"excludes more vulnerable members of society who don't access the internet"

I thought that was the government's intention all along?

GCHQ attempts to downplay amazing plaintext password blunder

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Re: Which problem is The Problem?

Wait until Little Bobby Tables makes an application...

NASA chief: Earth is DOOMED if we spot a big asteroid at short notice

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Re: Shouldn't the rest of the world help save the world?

There is already an organisation called Spaceguard, which has tried to get international backing to track NEOs - some might remember Lembit Opik championing it a few years ago: http://www.spaceguarduk.com/

At European level: http://www.esa.int/Our_Activities/Technology/NEO/Spaceguard_Central_Node

Feds cuff ex-NASA boffin at airport amid state-secret leak scare

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Re: Wouldn't happen in England...

They dropped the "both parents must be native born UK citizens" requirement a while back - however, unofficially all this means in practice is that you may get as far as the interview, but you'll never actually get a job offer...

The Lynx effect: The story of Camputers' mighty micro

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Re: Pretty nice machine

The Amstrad CPC6128 (and the PCWs, I think) also used 64k bank switching to achieve 128kb RAM - nothing unusual about that.

The keyboard was a bit better than the Amstrad's - similar to the Electron's IIRC.

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Emulators

Looks like there's only one - PALE (Pete's Lynx Emulator) here: http://heraclion.users.btopenworld.com/palelynx.htm

or here:

http://www.heraclion.co.uk/darkside.htm (both blocked from where I am - dunno if they work)

or possibly CamLynx here: (again, dunno if the link works)

http://www.emu-france.com/?page=fichiers&idMachine=93

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Always fancied one of these...

Technically, it was much more advanced than anything I'd seen up to that point. I remember playing with one in Laskys in Birmingham city centre - I'd only recently managed to get my parents to buy me a Spectrum so there was little chance of upgrading so soon.

Paying a TV tax makes you happy - BBC

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Re: I want to like the BBC

They did announce something similar about a year ago called "Project Barcelona" - it's supposed to be a kind of iTunes arrangement: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/03/15/bbc_director_general_confirms_project_barcelona_apple_itunes_rival/

Before that ISTR GReg Dyke wanted a free archive of all old BBC material made available for download, but when he left it seemed to go quiet.

Holly(oaks) talking head is FUTURE of face messaging, claims prof

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Re: Researcher mistake #1 ...

Porn.

Reader slain? 'Even the Google apologists on G+ are p****d off'

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Re: Been using iGoogle for similar

I switched to Netvibes (netvibes.com) when the iGoogle closure was announced. At the moment there's a banner on the site warning of latency, presumably due to the exodus of Reader users.

Rise Of The Machines: What will become of box-watchers, delivery drivers?

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Need to rethink whole economy

A good dystopian description of where this could lead is described here: http://www.marshallbrain.com/manna1.htm

Ideally, however, there would be some kind of basic income guarantee for everyone, so that nobody would *need* to work (though they could choose to, and thus supplement their income, if they wanted to): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basic_income_guarantee

But this is unlikely to happen in the plutocracy/neofeudalism currently in favour, and would be rejected by the PTB as filthy pinko socialist talk.

Ten serious sci-fi films for the sentient fan

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Wot no Matrix?

Shame they never made any sequels, though...

Congratulations, copyright infringers: You are the five per cent

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Re: Thanks Andrew...

Sounds a lot like the Victorian idea of the "deserving" and "undeserving" poor you're talking about there. Are you in the Cabinet, by any chance?

There will always be some small amount of fraud in any such system, the only way to avoid it would be to have NO welfare system at all.

In any case, the actual amount of benefit fraud is tiny, around 2% of the total, whereas public perception is that 1 in 5 people believe a majority of claims are false, while 14% believe a majority of claims are fraudulent. (All stats sourced from links here: http://www.economicshelp.org/blog/6348/economics/cost-of-benefit-fraud-v-tax-evasion-in-uk/ ).

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Re: Thanks Andrew...

Taxes are the price you pay for living in a civilised society.

Alternatively, Somalia is that way --v

'Seriously Kelly? I may as well call YOU the unelected networks tsar'

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Re: There is no shortage !!

There's only a shortage of people willing to work for the pittances they're being offered....