* Posts by Uncle Slacky

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Florida man insists he didn't violate the law by keeping Top Secret docs

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Re: I can finally admit something

He's a distant relation of mine by marriage, apparently - the Milhouses (his mother's family) and my family were Quakers way back and intermarried somewhere along the line.

Gen Z and Millennials don't know what their colleagues are talking about half the time

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Re: Gus from Drop the Dead Donkey

There's also "Let's put it on the slave block and see who bids on it" which I think is from the Illuminatus! trilogy...

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Gus from Drop the Dead Donkey

He had a few choice turns of phrase:

"Well, obviously I don't have an opinion - I am a support module. But it would be very easy to find ourselves standing on buttered ball bearings over this piece. While I feel passionately in no punches pulled, hard-hitting journalism, do you feel in any real sense that we ought to be wary of running any unsubstantiated stories if we are to avoid a faeces and fan situation."

"Let's keep kneecapping the opposition."

"We've got to downsize our sloppiness overload."

"Could we interlock brain spaces in my work area?"

"Well, butt-kickers, what's cooking?"

"Coach, if I could input into your mental mainframe for a moment..."

"Morning talent base. Are the afterburners on full thrust? You bet."

"Yes, well, publicity-wise this is a rather regrettable gonads-in-the-guillotine situation."

"Are we nuking the opposition news busters? Terrific."

"Morning, mountaineers. Climbing the north face of newsmaking again are we? Terrific."

"Let's operate a zipped-lip scenario on this one."

"George, can we pool our brainspaces in a center of excellence?"

"Anyway, heads down, chins up, chests out, terrific, well played team."

"Quality stress dissipation opportunities here."

"Is Mr. Newshound in his kennel? You bet."

More here: https://www.quotes.net/movies/drop_the_dead_donkey_101919

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Re: .. Blooody Hell ..

Obligatory Weird Al: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyV_UG60dD4

Election Excel blunder declared a 'low point' for Austrian social democracy

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Re: We wish it were true

The downvote could also be from someone who knows that there's no evidence Stalin ever said it.

Feds, you'll need a warrant for that cellphone border search

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Re: Don't get too contented.

Stepping on the cracks in the pavement?

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Re: I think I get it...

This map shows the airports added to the "official" ACLU map:

https://i.imgur.com/g5V4cEB.png

The original: https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone

The FBI as advanced persistent threat – and what to do about it

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LineageOS is probably the next best thing if you don't have a Pixel

I manage to live without Google apps on LineageOS (on a Moto G5S), but my needs are minimal in any case - I much prefer a small (Linux or BSD) laptop for flexibility and ease of use, I hate the ultra-minimal Android app GUIs.

Lenovo Thinkpad Z13 just has this certain Macbook Air about it...

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Re: Back to the past

You can put an X220 keyboard in an X230 if you like:

https://www.thinkwiki.org/wiki/Install_Classic_Keyboard_on_xx30_Series_ThinkPads#Method_1_.28X230_only.29:_Replace_the_X230_palmrest_with_the_X220_one

Dyson moans about state of UK science and tech, forgets to suck up his own mess

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

He seems weirdly obsessed - she's not going to fuck him...

Ubuntu 23.04 welcomes three more flavors, but hamburger menus leave a bad taste

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Re: Stop the KDE and Gnome trains, I want to get off

MX Linux: https://mxlinux.org/

Storing the Quran on your phone makes you a terror suspect in China

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Re: Quote from the religion of peace...

Plenty more here: https://skepticsannotatedbible.com/all/cr_list.html

Future of warfare is AI, retired US Army general warns

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Life imitates the Simpsons (again)

"The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots."

Wrong time to weaken encryption, UK IT chartered institute tells government

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Re: Help! I'm confused.

Obligatory XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2501/

Double BSD birthday bash beckons – or triple, if you count MidnightBSD 3.0

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Re: "...haven't been very impressed by any of them."

The devs took your comments on v0.8.0 into account for the latest version (v0.8.1) - from https://github.com/helloSystem/ISO/releases/tag/r0.8.1 :

"This maintenance release mainly addresses feedback from the DistroWatch 0.8.0 review by Jesse Smith."

I had problems with v0.8.0 like you, and v0.8.1 is *much* better.

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"...haven't been very impressed by any of them."

I've been impressed by helloSystem, but then I miss the classic Mac desktop and decent implementation of the Macintosh Human Interface Guidelines. Even better, the latest version actually installed on an ancient Sony Vaio and even recognised the wifi!

https://hellosystem.github.io/docs/

New models of IBM Model F keyboard Mark II incoming

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Re: mac user

I want to bring my Apple Extended Keyboard II back into use. Something like this should do the trick: https://www.bigmessowires.com/usb-wombat/

Oh, Snap. openSUSE downloads increasing, and Leap 15.5 is coming soon

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Ex-Solus users going to Tumbleweed?

There seems to have been an increased interest in Tumbleweed (as it's also a "curated rolling" distro) from Solus users dissatisfied with the lack of progress on making updates available over the last few months, which might account for some of the downloads.

OpenAI claims GPT-4 will beat 90% of you in an exam

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Re: don't panic

How many roads must a man walk down?

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> Finally, Brockman set up GPT-4 to analyze 16 pages of US tax code to return the standard deduction for a couple, Alice and Bob, with specific financial circumstances. OpenAI's model responded with the correct answer, along with an explanation of the calculations involved.

Sueball incoming from tax preparation software companies in 3...2...1...

Techie wiped a server, nobody noticed, so a customer kept paying for six months

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Re: Removing resources and no-one noticed

Was it a TPS report?

I think you have my stapler.

Texas mulls law forcing ISPs to block access to abortion websites

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They don't like competition?

Defense boffins take notes from sci-fi writers on the future of warfare

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Used to be all about SF movies

I recall a TV documentary from around the time DERA was split into Qinetiq and DSTL, where much was made of basing research into 3D cockpit displays on the ones from the lander in "Aliens" - I wonder if anything came of it?

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Re: The Zap Gun

I was thinking of Superiority: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superiority_(short_story)

Bringing the IBM Thinkpad 'Butterfly' back to life

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Linux

They can also run Debian: https://support.planetcom.co.uk/index.php/Linux_Flashing_Guide

Twitter rewards remaining loyal staff by decimating them

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Re: It just got worse (again)

Not to forget Mordac, the preventer of information services, who is essentially a BOFH.

HMD offers Nokia phone with novel concept: Designed to be repaired by its owner

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Nokia don't have a great record of making the bootloader unlockable, but maybe that will change with the new owners.

Oh, 07734! Internet Archive debuts vintage calculator emulator

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Re: Ti Programmer

Could be a TI-68 - I've still got mine (bought at TI's shop in the old Bedford factory), the screen is slowly dying though:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TI-68

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Re: What's the point

Now I'm grown up, I can invest in 71077345...

India uses emergency powers to order takedown of BBC documentary

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Re: Unforgivable!

DNS over HTTPS in Firefox works for me: https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/firefox-dns-over-https

Twitter starts auction to flip the bird, furniture, pizza ovens, gadgets galore

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Re: Signs of bankruptcy arriving

Reminds me of what happened to Homer Simpson's half-brother Herb - I guess life imitates the Simpsons (again), even down to the failed car company.

Third-party Twitter apps stopped dead with no explanation from El Musko

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AndStatus is also working: https://f-droid.org/en/packages/org.andstatus.app/

Haiku beta 4: BeOS rebuild / almost ready for release / A thing of beauty

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Re: Great for revitalising old netbooks!

Odd, I can run antiX, Peppermint OS, Q4OS Trinity, EXE GNU/Linux and even (barely) MX Linux 32-bit on my eee (701 4G with 1 Gb RAM) - they're all based on the latest 32-bit Debian or Devuan. The CPU is a 900 MHz Celeron, not exactly "486-class".

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Windows

Great for revitalising old netbooks!

It runs really well on even the oldest eeePCs (I have a 701 4G Surf) even though they don't technically meet the minimum resolution requirements - even the wifi works! It's even better now I've managed to "right" clock the eee to its native 900 MHz too.

Surely you can't be serious: Airbus close to landing fully automated passenger jets

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Re: Can be done - small boys doing it already

You can thank increased engine reliability leading to ETOPS, aka "Engines Turn Or Passengers Swim".

Flaming USB battery halts flight from Taiwan to Singapore

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Re: Luftwaffe or Lufthanse?

Missed an opportunity to rename it "Genitalia"...

US think tank says China would probably lose if it tries to invade Taiwan

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Re: Ukraine: Korea-Style Settlement

Doesn't NATO claim to be purely a defensive alliance?

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Re: Ukraine: Korea-Style Settlement

Germany didn't have nukes though.

FAA grounds all US departures after NOTAM goes down

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Re: "but which aren't known about enough in advance to publicize by other means"

> They could rename anyone who flies a plane as "airs" or perhaps "airers"

"Aeronauts", shirley?

Russian meddling in 2016 US presidential election was weak sauce

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Re: It doesn't have to influence by *much*

Nothing worse than a sore winner.

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Re: It's American voting

Yep, blowback's a bitch: https://content.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,19960715,00.html

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Re: It doesn't have to influence by *much*

Dude, you won, get over it.

This is the end, Windows 7 and 8 friends: Microsoft drops support this week

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Linux

Solus, it includes Linux Steam Integration which maximises the number of games it will run.

US schools sue Meta, Google and friends over 'youth mental health crisis'

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Re: Multiple responsables

You think that's bad, try The War Game, so frightening it wasn't broadcast for 20 years, just as well it's in B&W:

https://archive.org/details/AV_179-THE_WAR_GAME-_THE_REALITY_OF_NUCLEAR_WAR

Apple 'created decoy labor group' to derail unionization

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Re: These corporations are a danger to the public order

As Robert Reich put it:

"I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one."

Musk bans private-plane-tracking @Elonjet on Twitter, threatens legal action

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You can track any plane you like, except one

Interesting bit of research here:

https://twitter.com/GaspardWinckler/status/1603734295205490688

Here's something communism is good at: Making smartphones less annoying

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Re: The phone I want doesn't exist

> still having access to the Google Play Store out of the box

The Aurora Store works pretty well as a way of accessing the Play Store without Google:

https://f-droid.org/en/packages/com.aurora.store/

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Re: Is it even Communism

Capitalism hasn't exactly covered itself in glory in those departments, either. It's almost as if shitty people exist under all economic systems and use them to oppress others.

San Francisco terminates explosive killer cop bots

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"Respirationally challenged" is also acceptable.

Musk's Hotel California erected at Twitter HQ, as some offices converted into bedrooms

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Re: "Only exceptional performance will constitute a passing grade."

Relevant Office Space:

Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?

Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now.

Bob Slydell: I beg your pardon?

Peter Gibbons: Eight bosses.

Bob Slydell: Eight?

Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.