* Posts by Uncle Slacky

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Remember Windows 1.0? It's been 30 years (and you're officially old)

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Re: Am I splitting hairs

You could argue that (consumer) Windows wasn't a full OS until XP - up until ME, DOS was still there lurking under the GUI.

GPS, you've gone too far this time

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No surprise...

...to those of us who use GPS velocity measurements instead of position when blending & fusing them with inertial measurements for precise navigation - it gives a much more accurate result.

Obama: Let me spam 600,000 of your customers with a TPP sales pitch. eBay: Sure thing, Barry!

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Re: Obama the socialist, hahaha good one

I'm guessing Mr or Ms Downvoter is American, judging by their apparent lack of knowledge of what a socialist is.

Horrid checkbox download bundlers drop patch-frozen Chrome

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Repositories?

Who'd install stuff downloaded from a website when you can just apt-get it from your repo?

Tor Project: US government paid university $1m bounty to hack our networks

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Re: time to go old school?

The language on Zoom was called "Ubbi Dubbi", as I recall, ubor, ubas ubi rubecuball...

Ice volcanoes just part of Plutonic pandemonium

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Re: Cool

Had got their what?

Doctor Who's good/bad duality, war futility tale in The Zygon Inversion fails to fizz

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"How long can the ceasefire last?"

Presumably about as long as the previous 15...

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Zygella...

...wasn't Bonnie's real name, it was just the Doc's way of winding her/it up.

Coding with dad on the Dragon 32

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Re: FUZE Basic

If you'd rather use BBC Basic on the Pi, there's a cut-down RISC OS install with only what's needed for the Beeb experience: https://www.riscosopen.org/content/sales/risc-os-pico

R&D money for science – from your taxes?

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Re: CERN

Gee, I dunno, maybe the WWW for starters?

Nippy, palaver and cockwomble: Greatest words in English?

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Re: Insults

Also "X is completely Dagenham" (as in, a couple of stops past Barking).

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Re: From Aunty Beeb

Maybe that's where Douglas Adams got his "almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea" from?

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Obligatory Simpsons reference

What, no mention of "cromulent", "embiggen" or "kwijybo" yet?

Wheels come off parents' plan to dub sprog 'Mini Cooper'

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Re: More to It

That French naming policy ended about 15-20 years ago - they now only rule out obviously silly names. The first test case was for a boy called Zebulon (known in the UK as Zebedee, as in the Magic Roundabout) - it was disallowed.

Restricting names to those of saints did however have the advantage that you'd get additional presents on your saint's day, as well as on your own birthday.

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Re: The King

Did he end up working down the chip shop?

Students, graduates, amateurs: Win £10,000 in Cyber 10K challenge

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UK residents only

Unfortunately...

Microsoft now awfully pushy with Windows 10 on Win 7, 8 PCs – Reg readers hit back

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Re: Linux Mint

I find I have more success when installing via PlayonLinux rather than directly with WINE.

Also, use Windows Fundamentals for Legacy PCs in a VM (if you have nothing that requires 7). It's still getting updates.

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Re: Am so pissed right now with this!

As I said in another thread - Windows Fundamentals for Legacy PCs (basically minimal XP) shares the same base as POS, so it's still getting updates.

In 2015, your Windows PC can be owned by opening a spreadsheet

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Re: Windows PosReady (XP) update fails this month

Also, for anyone who wants to do a "fresh" XP (re)install, Windows Fundamentals for Legacy PCs* appears to be built on the same base as the POS version - at least, I'm still getting updates on my FLP installs...

* available at your friendly local torrent site, natch

Top boffin Freeman Dyson on climate change, interstellar travel, fusion, and more

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Re: One of the wisest things I've ever read.

"The world is 6000 years old, created by an old man in a white beard and is cooling, at least until the rapture happens when you will all BURN!"

I'm calling Poe on this one.

Playmobil cops broadside for 'racist' pirate slave

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Re: why on earth would she buy a pirate toy for her 5-yo kid?

For anyone who doesn't get the reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZZx1xmAzg

It's the white heat of the tech revolution, again!

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Re: Government’s role is to provide the opportunity for massive advances in technology [..]

So, still no actual, y'know, actual evidence for any of your claims, I notice.

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Re: Corbyn's broader and more useful aims?

Why not introduce Land Value Tax and let the land/property market sort itself out that way?

World panics, children cry, workers sigh ... Facebook.com TITSUP

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Blood moon apocalypse

So *this* is what they meant...

Blighty's GCHQ stashes away 50+ billion records a day on people. Just let that sink in

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Re: #include <std/quotes/spiderman>

It's no urban myth:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/aug/01/new-york-police-terrorism-pressure-cooker

"Michele Catalano, who lives in Long Island, New York, said her web searches for pressure cookers, her husband's hunt for backpacks and her "news junkie" son's craving for information on the Boston bombings had combined somewhere in the internet ether to create a "perfect storm of terrorism profiling".

Members of what she described as a "joint terrorism task force" descended on Catalano's home on Wednesday."

BOFH: I'm not doing this for the benefit of your health, you know

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Re: Needs more Yankovic version...

For those who've not heard it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW65Ontdcis

The BBC's Space: A short history of 21st Century indoor relief

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BIll T.

He's a regular on the BBC "Click" radio programme on the World Service (also available as a podcast). He usually sounds fairly sane on there, though.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p002w6r2/episodes/downloads

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Re: The issue with the Beeb..

There's a reason why people think W1A is a documentary...

Mobile phones are the greatest poverty-reducing tech EVER

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Re: Bank Shareholders

The banks should all have been nationalised, as they clearly demonstrated that they can't be trusted to operate without extremely close supervision. See also: LIBOR.

You want the poor to have more money? Well, doh! Splash the cash

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Re: THIS IS PORN.

It's not really a left/right issue - there are supporters of UBI across the political spectrum. See for instance:

https://www.reddit.com/r/basicincome/wiki/index#wiki_who_supports_the_basic_income_guarantee.3F

BBC Micro:bit delayed by power supply SNAFU

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Re: Missed deadlines....

I think they're taking the retro vibe a little too far...

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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Joke

Reminds me of the NTNOCN sketch

"American Express?

That'll do nicely, sir, and would you like to rub my tits too?

Put your head in between them and go 'blubble blubble blubble' with American Express."

US Catholic Church launches app for Jesus-phone

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Re: "Wouldn't reading the Bible cover to cover also help with that?"

What about the LOLcat version?

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

'To read this page, please turn off your ad blocker...'

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uBlock Origin

Beats Adblock Plus hands down.

Jeremy Corbyn: My part in his glorious socialist triumph

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Socialism

It worked pretty well for the bankers when it came to socializing their losses in 2008 (and since), though.

BAN the ROBOT WHORES, says robot whore expert: 'These AREN'T BARBIES'

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Re: Ok, here goes

80-odd posts before a Futurama reference! What is the world coming to?

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!!!!

(and watch out for electrogonorrhea, the noisy killer!)

Jeremy Corbyn wins Labour leadership election

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Re: So this is what the party of No Platform has become...

You just sound like another one of those who equate any criticism of Israel at all with antisemitism, in an attempt (usually effective, unfortunately) to shut down opposition to its policies.

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Re: Interesting times

[Citation needed]

Don't want to upgrade to Windows 10? You'll download it WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

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Re: "possible to remove the Windows 10 update files using the Disk Cleanup utility."

Maybe this will give some impetus to the ReactOS devs?

HP and Dell flogging Surface Pro direct? No issues THERE. NONE AT ALL

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Re: Nutty Nadella

Apple beat them to it: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01/26/ipad_fleshlight_design/

Well, what d'you know: Raising e-book prices doesn't raise sales

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Re: Another plus point for ebooks for reference works

AKA "You can't grep dead trees!"

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"Thanks, Obama?"

...is my comment whenever someone mentions the low price of gasoline on social media. Not that I care particularly (and doubt that he had much to do with the price variations) - I just find it appropriate as they are usually the same people who blamed him when the price went up.

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Re: Affect of prices

Bookbub is quite a handy site for finding these kinds of books (the Hayes book was featured recently) either free or heavily discounted:

https://www.bookbub.com/home/

(BTW, it's "effect", not "affect")

Is John McAfee running for US president? 'My campaign manager told me not to comment'

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There's no definition of the term "natural born citizen" in the Constitution or anywhere else in US law - there's a good summary of the question here:

https://www.fas.org/sgp/crs/misc/R42097.pdf

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Not possible legally...

...as he doesn't meet the residency requirement - to be eligible to run, you have to have lived in the US for the previous 14 years at least:

"No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States."

Not that Ted Cruz is worried about the "natural born citizen" part, of course.

Google Adblock shock a load of cock – users mock post hoc

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Re: Epic

Midori also has a built-in adblocker.

Feeling sweary? Don't tell Google Docs

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Re: No problem here

You could also use DuckDuckGo with a "!g" prefix on your query to force it to use Google.

Ex top judge admits he's incapable of reading email, doesn't own a PC

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Life imitates NTNOCN

"A di-gi-tal watch? What on earth is a di-gi-tal watch?"

FORKING BitcoinXT: Is it really a coup or just more crypto-FUD?

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Re: nice work there

Where there's muck, there's brass...

What time is it Oxford Dictionaries? How about almost ‘beer o’clock’

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Re: Mx.?

You're related to David Cameron?

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2012/may/11/rebekah-brooks-david-cameron-texts-lol

My commiserations...