* Posts by Uncle Slacky

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Who do you want to be Who? VOTE for the BBC's next Time Lord

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There's a long tradition of the Doc "reusing" faces he's met before.

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"I came here to kill Daleks and drink milk, and I've just finished my milk."

Did you know? The FBI investigated Gamergate. Now you can read the agents' thrilling dossier

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Isn't it about ethics in game journalism?

H0LiCOW! Hubble's constant update paves way for 'new physics'

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Osborn's Law applies

Variables Won't; Constants Aren't.

Trump lieutenants 'use private email' for govt work... but who'd make a big deal out of that?

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Re: No Surprise

Speaking of executive orders, how come they were bad when Obama was making them but suddenly OK now?

CIA boss: Make America (a) great (big database of surveillance on citizens, foreigners) again!

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Re: Here is the thing you need to watch out for: meta data collection

"Americans afford the unique historical example of a people which has passed directly from a condition of barbarism to one of decadence without an intervening period of civilization."

TV anchor says live on-air 'Alexa, order me a dollhouse' – guess what happens next

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Re: Life imitating Dilbert

It may be apocryphal, but I recall a tale of a (DOS-era) voice recognition demo, where some wag in the audience shouted out "FORMAT SPACE C COLON SPACE FORWARD SLASH Y".

China to Donald Trump: Twitter diplomacy 'undesirable'

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Re: China's record on human rights

While Gitmo exists nobody is going to listen to the US pontificate about human rights.

Assange confirmed alive, tells Fox: Prez Obama 'acting like a lawyer'

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Re: Pardoned for what?

Ford pardoned Nixon for "for all offenses against the United States which he has committed or *may have committed* or taken part in", so there's precedent for pardoning "in advance":

https://fordlibrarymuseum.gov/LIBRARY/speeches/740061.asp

My fortnight eating Blighty's own human fart-powder

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Re: Food is not only sustenance

Used to drive past their factory every morning - suffice to say the smell is enough to put you off them for life. Not for nothing are they generally referred to as "nasty pasties".

Gimme a Philps any day!

Chinese boffins: We're testing an 'impossible' EM Drive IN SPAAAACE

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Re: Roger Shawyer

There's some background here which seems pretty accurate from what I know of him from other sources. It may have been lifted from an earlier version of his Wikipedia page:

http://alchetron.com/Roger-Shawyer-410658-W

MPs suggest introducing web blocking to tackle suicide rates in UK

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There's always Usenet

I think alt.suicide.holiday is still around...

New British flying robot killer death machines renamed 'Protector'

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Re: The Protector...

It *was* the name of the ship in Galaxy Quest, though.

Microsoft's Neon project to redesign Windows for nerd goggles – reports

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Re: Point?

Porn, of course.

Jingle bells, RM tells, some staff to go away... via Skype

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The 380Z was good...

...the 80186-based PCs, not so much.

Reg man 0: Japanese electronic toilet 1

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Re: We have one

And Futurama: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE0sddhCIdE

Allow us to sum this up: UK ISP Plusnet minus net for nine-plus hours

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Re: Stupid map

Obligatory XKCD: https://xkcd.com/1138/

Why I just bought a MacBook Air instead of the new Pro

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Re: "All White Execs"

Ah diddums - were you triggered? Do you need a safe space?

Customer data security is our highest priori- ha ha ha whatever, suckers

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Re: Bigging Up

I asked some Americans of my acquaintance why they let their employer access/monitor/put stuff on their personal phones - if mine wanted that, I'd tell them to buy me a phone for the purpose or get lost (in fact, they'd have to, as I only have a dumbphone). Apparently that kind of response doesn't fly in "at-will employment" USA.

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Re: Company law

In the US this myth goes back to Milton Friedman in the early 1970s:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/harold-meyerson-the-myth-of-maximizing-shareholder-value/2014/02/11/00cdfb14-9336-11e3-84e1-27626c5ef5fb_story.html

Low-end notebook, rocking horse shit or hen's teeth

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Secondhand Thinkpad X or Dell Latitudes...

...give much more bang for the buck than the cheap new shite. I've got a lovely pair of Dell Latitude e6220s (ooer missus) for me and SWMBO which beat the pants off the cheapo Medions from Aldi (and you can probably drive a tank over them and have them still working too).

Panicked WH Smith kills website to stop sales of how-to terrorism manuals

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The Golden Book of Chemistry Experiments

Under no circumstances google the above book or go to the following URL:

http://chemistry.about.com/library/goldenchem.pdf

US citizens crash Canadian immigration site after Trump victory

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Re: Mission Accomplished

I wonder if future historians will pinpoint today (9/11 for the RoW, in more ways than one) as the start of the decline of the American Empire?

Myself, I think the rot set in quite some time ago.

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Re: Trumpia!

Maybe "Trumpton" would be better?

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Re: Any hope of crowd sourcing a Pence for president "solution"?

Pence on his own would be even worse - he actually *believes* what he says ("fixing" gays, etc.).

James Dyson's new startup: A university for engineers that doesn't suck

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Re: Wouldnt it be cheaper to pay a decent wage to engineers?

Exactly - when they say "we have lots of unfilled engineering vacancies but nobody is willing to work for us" they neglect to add "at the salary we are willing to pay".

British defence minister refuses to rule out F-35A purchase

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Re: Evil thought

Why not ask Arthur C. Clarke?

http://www.mayofamily.com/RLM/txt_Clarke_Superiority.html

Cynical Apple gouges UK with 20 per cent price hike

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Re: US prices?

European prices are higher too.

20 years to get Amiga Workbench 3.1 update, and only a fortnight to get first patch

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Re: Vampire 2

I've been wondering what to do with the 600 I picked up at the dump about 12 years ago for a fiver - I'll have to look into this!

Microsoft: We're hiking UK cloud prices 22%. Stop whining – it's the Brexit

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Scribus?

Not tried it myself but it's available on Windows.

https://www.scribus.net/

Looking for another smartphone recommendation

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Looking for another smartphone recommendation

Number 2 daughter is now looking for a smartphone. Cheap but reasonably rugged, takes SD cards, has a removable battery and easy to keep updated. We're looking at around €150 or less (in France).

Currently she's considering the Wileyfox Swift or Spark, maybe a Moto G, though I've heard the Lenovos are meant to be good. Alternatively there are some cheap Chinese no-names available for less, like the Leagoo Z5 or Bluboo Picasso. Any opinions?

Democralypse Now? US election first battle in new age of cyberwarfare

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Hmmmm

"the effects would be noticeable in bizarrely inaccurate exit polling during and after the election.”

So, the Dem primaries all over again?

http://www.inquisitr.com/3207171/election-fraud-study-points-to-rigged-democratic-primary-against-bernie-sanders-video/

http://www.uncommonthought.com/mtblog/archives/2016/06/18/ca-exit-polls-reveal-23-discrepancy-11-states-with-vote-flipping-evidence-our-new-directions-in-american-history.php

Pound falling, Marmite off the shelves – what the UK needs right now is ... an AI ethics board

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Golden syrup too

Golden syrup is a waste byproduct of the sugar refining process. From the wiki:

"Originally, golden syrup was a product made at the white sugar refinery from the recovered mother liquor (recovered molasses) "washed" of the raw sugar crystals in the process of creating white sugar. This liquor is generally known as refiners return syrup. Today most golden syrups are produced by a specialist manufacturer by inverting half the refiners return syrup to fructose and glucose and blending it back again; this ensures the product remains liquid and will never crystallize again."

There are some really crap budget phones out there. Vodafone's Smart Ultra 7 isn't

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Re: New word

Classic era MAD magazine was very educational in this respect (particularly Don Martin's work).

Nuke plant has been hacked, says Atomic Energy Agency director

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Re: Not a surprise

To save your searching - Fry on Brown: "It is complete loose stool water. It is arse-gravy of the worst kind."

See also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPRThhXT-xc

Fujitsu in talks to bail from PC market, Lenovo one of the suitors

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Re: Fu Who?

They still supply Airbus with all their corporate laptops.

One-way Martian ticket: Pick passengers for Musk's first Mars pioneer squad

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Re: Noel Edmonds

Just what the cosmos ordered...

Nissan reveals self-driving chair

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Re: Someone in the marketing department clearly enjoys Pixar.

And the Wall-E poll option is a bit of a giveaway, too.

USB-C is now wired for sound, just like Sir Cliff Richard

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Re: I'm holding out for USB-D

No doubt it'll be running systemd too...

That's cold: This is how our boss told us our jobs are at risk, staffers claim

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Did they let you keep your stapler?

It's Pablo Pic-arsehole: Turner Prize wannabe hits rock bottom

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Coffee/keyboard

My first thought...

...Goatse!

Shirley I can't have been the only one thinking that...

British unis mull offshore EU campuses in post-Brexit vote panic

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Paris Hilton

Indeed, my alma mater has had a presence in Paris (oo-er, see icon) for many years now.

Moron is late for flight, calls in bomb threat

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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjLQ6uCw2g8

Asian hornets are HERE... those honey bee murdering BASTARDS

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Re: Be Warned

Pretty sure the official advice is to call the pompiers if you find a nest, don't try getting rid of it yourself...

Alleged hacker Lauri Love loses extradition case. Judge: Suicide safeguards in place

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EU -> NAFTA

I suspect if UKIP (or Atlantic Bridge) got its way the UK would end up in NAFTA.

Delete Google Maps? Go ahead, says Google, we'll still track you

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Re: "We've reached out to Google to ask "

"Reach(ing) out" seems very common in Leftpondia - dunno what's wrong with "called" or "phoned" or even "contacted" though. It's another of those "burgled" versus "burglarized" things, I guess...

Brexit makes life harder for an Internet of Things startup

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Re: I wouldn't worry

Yes, it's called Muphry's Law: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry%27s_law

Is there paper in the printer? Yes and it's so neatly wrapped!

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It's like goldy or bronzy, just with iron...

It's time for humanity to embrace SEX ROBOTS. For, uh, science, of course

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Re: Futurama

Watch out for electrogonorrhea - the noisy killer!

Nul points: PM May's post-Brexit EU immigration options

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Re: So, immigration was perfect BEFORE 1973 ?

What about Dr Bunsen Honeydew?