* Posts by Uncle Slacky

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Remember CompuServe forums? They're still around! Also they're about to die

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Re: Will the last person on the internet

Meh, I'll wait for Netcraft to confirm it.

Shiver me timbers! 67cm Playmobil pirate ship sets sail for Caribbean

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Re: Prior Art

Oh ghod, we used to be forced to watch that at least once a year throughout elementary school - along with a number of Grimm fairy tales faithful (in every gory detail) to the original text. Oh yes, the Disney version of Sleepy Hollow, too, which still gives me nightmares.

Stop worrying and let the machines take our jobs – report

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FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM WILL WIN!

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Re: No chance I'll be replaced

> a machine that does absolutely nothing

Like this, you mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqAUmgE3WyM

Brit moron tried buying a car bomb on dark web, posted it to his address. Now he's screwed

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Re: Should have bought the How To book off WH Smiths

Good thing he didn't buy the Anarchist Cookbook:

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41802493

Where hackers haven't directly influenced polls, they've undermined our faith in democracy

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Re: Why must democracy be digitised?

This exchange from the Simpsons might explain the enthusiasm for voting machines:

Homer: Do you want the job done right or do you want it done fast?

Marge: Well, like all Americans... fast!

Google's answer to the Pixel 2 XL CRT-style screen burn in: Lower the brightness

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"...the destroyer of screens"

Paradise Papers reveal Apple moved bits of biz offshore

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Re: Shirley...

Maybe they're trying to avoid the Hounds of Tindalos?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hounds_of_Tindalos

It's 2017 and you can still pwn Android gear with Wi-Fi packets – so get patching now

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Re: "This frame reports only one byte remaining after it's fixed fields.\n"

> I'm just trying to come up with a suitable logo.

See icon.

US judge orders Sci-Hub be excised from the internet

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Re: I wonder ...

There's a .onion site for it: scihub22266oqcxt.onion

ATM fees shake-up may push Britain towards cashless society

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Those IT gadget freebies you picked up this year? They make AWFUL Christmas presents

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Smallish sticks make handy Live USBs

I've got a freebie 1Gb drive (shaped like a gold ingot for some reason) that's just right for live-booting Puppy, or antiX, or Q4OS, or heads (Tails used to fit, sadly no longer), or 4M, or even Lubuntu. Of course, it's USB 1, so a little slow, but still useful for recovery & maintenance if needed.

Hells door-bells! Ring pieces paralyzed in horror during Halloween trick-or-treat rush

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Re: I know it's apocryphal ...

The Russians use(d) grease pencils, not graphite ones.

Fake tech support 'scam' husband and wife banned FOR LIFE from computer repair world

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Re: Thats a plan...

There's also:

"I'm sorry, I've never used Windows 8/8.1/10, I wouldn't know where to start..."

MoD: Sci-tech strategy? Er, here's a bunch of words and diagrams

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Re: "Hugh Durrant-Whyte"

Nah, I know Hugh, he's a good egg. No idea how he got mixed up in all this, though!

F-35s grounded by spares shortage

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Re: You know....

More like Clarke's "Superiority":

http://www.mayofamily.com/RLM/txt_Clarke_Superiority.html

Fresh bit o' Linux to spruce up that ancient Windows Vista box? Why not, we say...

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There's also EXE Linux, which is essentially Devuan with the Trinity Desktop Environment:

http://exegnulinux.net/

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Good choice for the original eeePC 701

I run it on my 701 4G - it even fits comfortably on the internal 4Gb SSD with room to spare. With Qupzilla as the browser, it does basic Internet stuff acceptably well.

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To ease the transition for former Windows users, there's also a Windows-alike theme/skin for it, called XPQ4:

http://dailylinuxuser.com/2016/11/make-q4os-look-like-windows-with-xpq4.html

'Screaming' man fined $149 for singing 'Everybody Dance Now'

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Also, in possession of an offensive wife, curly black hair and thick lips.

Ubuntu 17.10: We're coming GNOME! Plenty that's Artful in Aardvark, with a few Wayland wails

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Re: Unity, Unity, Unity......

There's still Yunit:

http://sourcedigit.com/22464-install-yunit-unity-8-fork-ubuntu/

Your data will get hacked anyway so you might as well give up protecting it

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Re: Walt Disney

Snopes is usually pretty reliable, though:

https://www.snopes.com/disney/waltdisn/frozen.asp

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Re: Zombies

Technically I think Jesus was a revenant, not a zombie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revenant

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Re: 01/01/80

Macs used to default to 1/1/1904 as it was the first leap year of the 20th century, avoiding the complications of starting with 1900 and having to implement Gregorian leap year exceptions. More here:

http://www.lowendmac.com/lab/04/0115.html

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Re: You'll be revived on mars, or worse...

From the Norweb wiki page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NORWEB :

"Holly, the on-board computer of the mining ship Red Dwarf, played a practical joke on Dave Lister. According to Holly, the Norweb federation were looking for Lister for his crimes against humanity; leaving two half eaten sausages on his table before leaving, which over three million years had gone mouldy and now covered seven eighths of the earth's surface, and also because he left his bathroom light on for three million years, resulting in a 180 billion pound fine."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEu0o62ycmg

Also reminds me of how people paid for their meals at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

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Re: 01/01/80

ISTR old Mac Systems (6 & 7) used to default to sometime in 1904, or maybe that was just Excel?

Google faces $10k-a-day fines if it defies court order to hand over folks' private overseas email

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Re: It's been awhile (thankfully!) ...

Vermin.

Yes, British F-35 engines must be sent to Turkey for overhaul

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Re: Starting to make sense now

The "UK poorer than Alabama" thing is a myth:

http://time.com/3198225/britain-poorest-state/

Like Uber, for socialism: Chinese leader calls for more use of AI, big data and sharing economy

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State capitalism, not socialism

Socialism at its most fundamental level is about the (democratic) ownership/control of the means of production by the people. What China has, much like the USSR before it, is a form of "state capitalism", albeit in a more flexible form than in the old days.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_capitalism#People.27s_Republic_of_China

WPA2 KRACK attack smacks Wi-Fi security: Fundamental crypto crapto

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Re: Get ready for sensationalism...

All this talk of nonces reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHP3Jih_rfA

Gartner says back-to-school PC sales failed. IDC says they worked

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Re: Plus

I think in this case, secondhand "business" smallish road-warrior laptops like the Thinkpad X series (X220 is pretty cheap now) are probably the best bet, with a significant bang for the buck given the lack of performance increase in the last few generations of Intel processors.

Hipster disruptor? Never trust a well-groomed caveman with your clams

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Re: Awesome -

See also tail recursion: http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/T/tail-recursion.html

Blade Runner 2049: Back to the Future – the movies that showed us what's to come

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Re: Galaxy Quest

Don't forget avenging, by Grabthar's hammer...

Lenovo spits out retro ThinkPads for iconic laptop's 25th birthday

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Re: x220... slow to boot

I've got the Dell equivalent (Latitude e6220) with SSD and Solus (distro optimized for fast boot and shutdown) and it boots in <10s.

Oath-my-God: THREE! BILLION! Yahoo! accounts! hacked! in! 2013! – not! 'just!' 1bn!

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Re: considerably biggest discount.

<Zoidberg>Once again the sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!</Zoidberg>

Home Sec Amber Rudd: Yeah, I don't understand encryption. So what?

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Alabama Pi bill = urban legend

However, Indiana (almost) passed something similar in 1897:

https://www.agecon.purdue.edu/crd/localgov/Second%20Level%20pages/indiana_pi_bill.htm

Commodore 64 makes a half-sized comeback

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Re: Look in the loft

The CPC can manage (given its age) a pretty decent GUI-driven OS - SymbOS:

http://www.cpcwiki.eu/index.php/SymbOS

Computers4Christians miraculously appears on Ubuntu wiki

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Bring back (OK, update) Ubuntu Satanic!

Still waiting in vain for updated themes and icon sets...

http://ubuntusatanic.org/

Ex-sperm-inate! Sam the sex-droid 'heavily soiled' in randy nerd rampage

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EX-SPERM-IN-ATE!

Sounds like something the Gay Daleks would say...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G5jYKwxuFc

Out, damned Spot! Amazon emits Echo ball with screen, inevitable ever-listening mic

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Re: 1984

Looks like Huxley got it right: https://sinteur.com/index.php/2010/08/02/amusing-ourselves-to-death/

Hotter than the Sun: JET – Earth’s biggest fusion reactor, in Culham

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Re: scaling up is the answer?

> It so happens that I live near leading boffins of ITER and they do not believe they can reach anywhere near a surplus of energy

ITER was never intended to produce a surplus, it's just another step on the road to working out the bugs in order that the next iteration will be more likely to do so.

Behold iOS 11, an entirely new computer platform from Apple

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Re: Object Oriented Computing

Am I the only one around here who remembers (and used) Publish & Subscribe on System 7? At least that *did* do live updating as well - and didn't do a bad job as I recall...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Publish_and_Subscribe_(Mac_OS)

UK Prime Minister calls on internet big beasts to 'auto-takedown' terror pages within 2 HOURS

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Re: Couldn't she....

She also said "Boris is Boris" the other day...

Behold, says robo-mall-cop maker: Our crime-busting dune buggy packed with spy gear

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Re: Bothering the homeless...

IIRC the vast majority of the cost of crime (in money terms) is from financial/white collar crime (embezzling, insider trading, falsifying accounts etc.) so it would make sense to concentrate crime-fighting resources in the financial sector.

Stack Overflow + Salary Calculator = your worth

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Wot, no Fortran!?

...and ludicrously high pay scales that certainly don't reflect my experiences.

Samsung's Galaxy Note 8 is hot, but not much more than the S8+

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Moto G5

Pretty much stock Android, still gets updates, decent battery and good specs (AFAICT).

BOFH: We're only here because they said there would be biscuits

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Re: Pantome

A sort of "Pantome Menace"', if you will...

Python explosion blamed on pandas

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Why not Fortran?

If it can't be done in Fortran, it ain't worth doing...

Homeland Security drops the hammer on Kaspersky Lab with preemptive ban

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Re: If the US administration keep pushing China and Russia...

ISTR Putin being quite keen on helping the ReactOS crew a while back. An independent Windows-compatible OS would be right up their street.

'Don't Google Google, Googling Google is wrong', says Google

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Re: What about "leverage" as a verb?

They could "table" it instead...