* Posts by Uncle Slacky

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iPhone X 'slump' is real, whisper supply chain moles

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I've still not joined the smartphone bandwagon - initially I couldn't justify one on the basis of price, then in the intervening years I've acquired netbooks, MP3 players, cameras and GPS units, so I don't really have a use case for one now.

My current phone is an 8 year old Samsung Ch@t 335 inherited from my wife, and it does more than I need as it is, plus the battery (original) still lasts 10 days between charges. I might eventually get something I can install LineageOS/Copperhead/Replicant on, if I really have to.

UK.gov calls on the Big Man – GOD – to boost rural broadband

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Re: I'm waiting...

They don't want competition from an invisible power that actually works.

Life's a beach – then you're the comms nexus of the British Empire and Marconi-baiting hax0rs

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Re: Used to work there!

Looks like the new college is now a Network Rail training centre:

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/320+Westwood+Heath+Rd,+Coventry+CV4+8GP,+UK/@52.3861731,-1.5878839,3a,75y,356.23h,87.56t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sv4ia2uoePBU1tyD5xE3JZg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x4870b5259316721d:0x94c8c8bad75d63c8!8m2!3d52.3865539!4d-1.5871885?hl=en

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Re: Used to work there!

AIUI there had been a study done for Mercury that suggested that Coventry would be an ideal distraction-free environment for training purposes (as opposed to a remote cove with nothing to do but study and lie on the beach) and vastly overestimated the likely volume of students expected at such a venue (in order to make the economics look better).

A purpose-built (and hideously expensive by all accounts) college was duly built, the students never materialised in the numbers expected, and the place went bust shortly thereafter (followed not long after by Mercury and C&W itself after some ill-judged purchases in the dot-com bubble 1.0).

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Used to work there!

In my first job out of uni I used to work in what is now the top floor of the museum back in the early 90s (just before the college closed and moved to Coventry). We had networks of XTs (later Amstrad 1640s) and Mac Pluses to look after, supporting office applications on the PCs and CAD (anyone else remember VAMP McCAD?) on the Macs. I've still got a Mac IIsi from the last clearout (as well as quite a lot of furniture from the old dorms...)

As most of the lecturers were older employees (often returned from foreign postings) nearing retirement, we young'uns used to be regaled with tales of Imperial derring-do, and there was definitely a vibe of faded empire about the place. We even had proper tea and coffee served at breaks (with silverware and porcelain, too).

Bloke sues Microsoft: Give me $600m – or my copy of Windows 7 back

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Re: 'OEM keys work just fine'

> is there a tool that will image the NTFS partition etc?

dd should do the trick, just be very careful when specifying source and destination partitions/drives - it's not nicknamed "disk destroyer" for nothing.

Military techie mangled minicomputer under nose of scary sergeant

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Re: Shome mishtake surely?

You might find some help here: https://www.reddit.com/r/VintageApple/

...and there's quite a bit of software (including old OS images) here: http://macintoshgarden.org/

(icon is the closest thing to a Mac)

No sh*t, Sherlock! Bloke suspected of swallowing drug stash keeps colon schtum for 22 DAYS

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The police will go through the motions, at least.

MPs: Lack of technical skills for Brexit could create 'damaging, unmanageable muddle'

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Re: Icon missing

> "The likeness of Sir Humphrey Appleby will do nicely."

Or at least a Eurosausage...

All your base are belong to us: Strava exercise app maps military sites, reveals where spies jog

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Re: I've never understood

There's a site which scrapes that kind of info to demonstrate just how dangerous it can be:

http://pleaserobme.com/

Here we go again... UK Prime Minister urges nerds to come up with magic crypto backdoors

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Re: With the TL;DR caveat on comments

Where's that guy who sold novelty golf-ball detectors as explosive detectors to the Iraqis for $$$$? Get him on the case!

User stepped on mouse, complained pedal wasn’t making PC go faster

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Paris Hilton

Re: Rude domains

There was also whitehouse.com (porn) catching the unwary looking for whitehouse.gov.

Of course nowadays I'd be wary of the content of the .gov site, given the reputation of its current occupant.

Don't panic... but our fragile world is drifting away from the Sun

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Boffin

It's really Intelligent Falling, as any fule kno:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligent_falling

Destroying the city to save the robocar

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Re: Obviously the solution is....

> What about automated shoes?

Or even (the wrong) trousers?

'Mummy, what's felching?' Tot gets smut served by Android app

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Re: True Story

At least he wasn't called Peter File...

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Re: I learned a new word today

I recall the "The Day Today" came up with the term "newsfelch" (probably appropriate for Fox "News" these days).

Ice cliffs found on Mars and NASA says they’re a tap for astronauts

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Re: ...surely the density will be the same as the density on earth? h2o is h2o init?

Should we be worried about ice IX?

FBI says it can't unlock 8,000 encrypted devices, demands backdoors for America's 'public safety'

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Re: 1234

Maybe (in honour of President Skroob) the combination is "12345"?

US border cops told to stop copying people's files just for the hell of it

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Re: Define "border", USA style

This is the map you're thinking of: https://www.aclu.org/sites/default/files/styles/scale_1200w/public/wysiwyg/constitutionfreezonemap.jpg

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There are instructions here to make your own "zip bomb": https://xeushack.com/zip-bomb/

See also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zip_bomb

Meltdown, Spectre: The password theft bugs at the heart of Intel CPUs

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Re: Is Intel Pentium 4 affected?

Everything from Pentium Pro onwards is affected, with the exception of a few Atoms (pre-2013).

Beyond code PEBCAK lies KMACYOYO, PENCIL and PAFO

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Re: WOMBAT ?

I usually read that as "Waste Of Money, Brains and Time".

UK, US govt and pals on WannaCry culprit: It woz the Norks wot done it

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Big Brother

Wot, no NSA?

Have they forgotten the source of the original exploits used in the attack?

Google asks browser rival Vivaldi to post uninstall instructions

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Big Brother

Re: Step one

Do you have curtains in your windows, AC? If so, what have you got to hide?

Murdoch's Fox empire is set to become a literal Mickey Mouse outfit

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Re: The New Star Trek

At least the American Orville can actually fly...

5 reasons why America's Ctrl-Z on net neutrality rules is a GOOD thing

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Boffin

Re: Subservience

There's a good (free) ebook on the authoritarian & authoritarian follower mindsets here:

http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~altemey/

Former ZX Spectrum reboot project man departs

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You might have come across the US version, the Timex Sinclair 2068, though it was never popular:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timex_Sinclair_2068

At Christmas, do you give peas a chance? Go cold turkey? What is the perfect festive feast?

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No mention of deep frying turkey can omit the Shat's safety video on the subject:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYkRF_FmD40

Trump to NASA: Fly me (or some other guys) to the Moon

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Re: The world never has been better ...

Username checks out...

Disk drive fired 'Frisbees of death' across data centre after storage admin crossed his wires

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Wiinpad date...

This version of the article says 20th May 1999:

https://www.v3.co.uk/v3-uk/news/1981900/a-rugged-touch-screens

Vivaldi Arms onto Raspberry Pi

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Re: So long...

Passwords are here: vivaldi://settings/passwords

I prefer it to Chrome (and to an extent Firefox) mainly because it can do vertical tabs.

No 2017 bonus for you, HPE tells employees

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Re: I see nothing much has changed.

Even better, they could get up and unionise...

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Re: Typical large company

Just capitalism working as designed, shirley?

Revolution when?

Badass alert: 1 in 5 Brits don't give a damn about webpage crypto-miners

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Boffin

Re: An ounce of prevention.

The NoScript (if it's been updated for Firefox Quantum by now) or maybe uMatrix Firefox extensions should enable you to selectively block the mining scripts.

Accused hacker Lauri Love's extradition appeal begins

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Re: Commit the crime, then do the time...

...and profit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison%E2%80%93industrial_complex

Watchkeeper drones cost taxpayers £1bn

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Mushroom

Re: Good value

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit - it's the only way to be sure.

Pokémon GO caused hundreds of deaths, increased crashes

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Re: Presumably, Danny 14 ...

As Dick Solomon (3RFTS) put it, "Guns don't kill people, physics kills people!"

Munich council finds €49.3m for Windows 10 embrace

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"SPD voted yes"

So, not just Rosa* killers, but Linux killers too?

*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosa_Luxemburg#German_Revolution_of_1918.E2.80.9319.2C_Luxemburg.27s_execution

This is peak AI: Bot to guest edit Radio 4's Today programme

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Re: Erm ....Hang on

Only when they can work in a mention of DevOps or Agile at the same time...

From Vega with love: Pegasus interstellar asteroid's next stop

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Re: Earth shard

Possible but very unlikely, based on flight path analysis:

https://arxiv.org/abs/1711.05735

"Here we investigate the possibility that the asteroid 1I/2017 U1 actually is a Solar System object, currently expelled from the Solar System by the recent encounter with a Solar System planet. We show that this possibility is extremely unlikely and that 1I/2017 U1 really is an interstellar object."

US govt's 'foreign' spy program that can snoop on Americans at home. Sure, let's reauth that...

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Re: James Madison

There's also this, attributed to Sinclair Lewis (probably wrongly) but still an apposite quote:

""When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross."

'It's back to the drawing board...' Innocent axions found not guilty of dark matter crimes

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The invisible and the nonexistent...

...look very much alike.

Pastry in a manger: We're soz, Greggs man said

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Remember, God hates Christmas trees, according to Jeremiah 10:3-4:

"For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not."

https://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.fr/2006/12/god-hates-christmas-trees.html

The Quantum of Firefox: Why is this one unlike any other Firefox?

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Re: 30 per cent faster

The metric shit-ton already exists:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=metric%20shit%20ton

Universal basic income is a great idea, which is also why it won't happen

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FALC will win...

Fully Automated Luxury Communism, that is:

https://www.theguardian.com/sustainable-business/2015/mar/18/fully-automated-luxury-communism-robots-employment

If anything, UBI is a just a new version of the sop to the working class that the welfare state is/was, and is likely to be introduced to stop any nascent popular uprising against the 0.001%.

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Re: UBI is the future

"Haman nature" is a very malleable thing, it's not frozen forever:

"To look at people in capitalist society and conclude that human nature is egoism, is like looking at people in a factory where pollution is destroying their lungs and saying that it is human nature to cough."

Remember CompuServe forums? They're still around! Also they're about to die

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Re: Will the last person on the internet

Meh, I'll wait for Netcraft to confirm it.

Shiver me timbers! 67cm Playmobil pirate ship sets sail for Caribbean

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Re: Prior Art

Oh ghod, we used to be forced to watch that at least once a year throughout elementary school - along with a number of Grimm fairy tales faithful (in every gory detail) to the original text. Oh yes, the Disney version of Sleepy Hollow, too, which still gives me nightmares.

Stop worrying and let the machines take our jobs – report

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FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM WILL WIN!

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Re: No chance I'll be replaced

> a machine that does absolutely nothing

Like this, you mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqAUmgE3WyM