* Posts by Uncle Slacky

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US Air Force says AI-controlled F-16 fighter jet has been dogfighting with humans

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Re: One step closer

Whatever happened to the "Rise of the Machines" category on El Reg? This story would be a perfect fit.

Google fires 28 staff after sit-in protest against Israeli cloud deal ends in arrests

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Re: Take this as a lesson

Come a long way from "Don't be evil", haven't they?

NASA confirms nuclear-powered Dragonfly drone is going to Titan

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Bracketing my career

Having helped (in a very small way*) develop experiments for the Huygens probe as an undergrad (thanks Dr Zarnecki!), it would be nice to see another probe going to Titan around the same time I'm likely to be retiring.

*Still managed to get my signature engraved on the probe, though!

World is finally buying more phones and prices are rising

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If it's on this list you could install LineageOS instead: https://wiki.lineageos.org/devices/#xiaomi

BOFH: The new Boss, Aiman, is suspiciously good – for now

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Re: Hilarious!

I did wonder if was a reference to this guy: https://www.capgemini.com/about-us/management-and-governance/board-of-directors/aiman-ezzat/

BBC exterminates AI experiments used to promote Doctor Who

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Re: Fantasy

I'm pretty sure he's displayed medical knowledge as well on occasion, so maybe (at least) a medical doctor?

BOFH: So you want more boardroom tech that no one knows how to use

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Re: Laminate everything

So, literally printed on drool-proof paper?

http://cd.textfiles.com/roadsider2/Complete%20Books/The%20Jargon%20File/JARGON_D/DROOLPRF.HTML

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In my experience, people just take photos of the (dumb, non-interactive) whiteboard with their phones instead.

Britain enters period of mourning as Greggs unable to process payments

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Isn't loss of the sense of taste one of the symptoms of Covid?

Microsoft defends barging in on Chrome with pop-up ads pushing Bing, GPT-4

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Re: As expected

"t entertains planet-burning blockchain nonsense."

And homophobia:

https://community.brave.com/t/brave-needs-to-address-brendan-eich/281044

And Covid denial:

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/22/business/brave-brendan-eich-covid-19.html

How to run an LLM on your PC, not in the cloud, in less than 10 minutes

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Boffin

Re: Old school

Here you go: https://www.atariarchives.org/morebasicgames/showpage.php?page=56

Your PC can probably run inferencing just fine – so it's already an AI PC

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Terminator

Reminds me of the doors from the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation with Geniune People Personalities(tm):

“All the doors in this spacecraft have a cheerful and sunny disposition. It is their pleasure to open for you and their satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done.

German defense chat overheard by Russian eavesdroppers on Cisco's WebEx

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The CCCP hasn't existed for over 30 years, they must have been there a loooong time.

Elon and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad legal week

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I'm surprised you can breathe with Elon's boot so far down your throat.

Lightweight Windows-like desktop LXQt makes leap to Qt 6 with version 2.0

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Re: Mate for a traditional interface

Trinity DE might be what you want (forked from KDE 3): https://trinitydesktop.org/

If we plug this in without telling anyone, nobody will know we caused the outage

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Re: Philosophical question:

I'm not still on that feckin' island????

Staff say Dell's return to office mandate is a stealth layoff, especially for women

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"Nobody wants to work any more", no, nobody wants to work for the pittance you're offering.

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AKA cow-orkers.

Moving to Windows 11 is so easy! You just need to buy a PC that supports it!

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Haiku OS is another option: https://www.haiku-os.org/

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Grody!

Gag me with a spoon!

Top Linux distros drop fresh beats

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Headmaster

Re: What fresh hell is this?

Apparently Zinc is now known as "Asmi": https://teejeetech.com/tag/zinc/

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Re: So happy

I'm curious which chipset you're talking about - in my experience Intel graphics of every generation are always well supported (it's pretty much the default for Linux) apart from occasional tearing on full-screen video (which can be corrected/improved by appropriate conf file settings).

United Airlines’ patience with Boeing is maxed out after repeated safety issues

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Re: Manufacturing

> better ban any private property at all

You really think communists are coming for your toothbrush? That's just a meme...

(icon for Comrade Pingu)

The rise and fall of the standard user interface

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helloSystem

I'm hopeful that the helloSystem folks will be successful in reviving (or at least sensitively adapting) the Macintosh Human Interface Guidelines:

https://hellosystem.github.io/docs/developer/ux-guidelines.html

Users now keep cellphones for 40+ months and it's hurting the secondhand market

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Re: No need for an 'upgrade'

My 7-year-old Moto G5S had an update 5 days ago, but that's because it can run LineageOS.

Tech bros are playing God, Catholic Church's AI priest complains

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Sounds like a job for Douglas Adams' electric monk.

40 years since Elite became the most fun you could have with 22 kilobytes

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Re: Morals?

Same here, I got seriously rich trading slaves and narcotics.

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"Commander Jameson was the name of the first character the player could control"

I'm pretty sure you could name/rename your Commander right from the start, IIRC.

How Sinclair's QL computer outshined Apple's Macintosh against all odds

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> Next-gen 16-bit boxes weren't powerful to emulate their predecessor 8-bit ones

I recall a ZX-81 emulator for the Atari ST, though it may not have run at full speed - it's on this page: https://www.zx81.nl/

Atari 400 makes a comeback in miniature form

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WTF?

> The company arguably never recovered.

Atari ST: Am I a joke to you?

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Re: The flickering screen

The flicker was actually useful for providing feedback, so you knew your keypress had registered.

Eben Upton on Sinclair, Acorn, and the Raspberry Pi

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Windows

How useful is an 8086 DOS machine?

Isn't he describing the "Book 8088" (more or less)? Bit pricey, mind - especially given that I could just install FreeDOS on my old eee 701 instead:

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/05/brand-new-laptop-recreates-1981s-ibm-pc-complete-with-8088-cpu-and-640kb-of-ram/

The New ROM Antics – building the ZX Spectrum 128

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Amstrad pretty much did that with their PCW family of CP/M machines: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amstrad_PCW

While we fire the boss, can you lock him out of the network?

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Re: ...pith helmet...

Was he taking the pith?

Biggest Linux kernel release ever welcomes bcachefs file system, jettisons Itanium

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ITYM "HURD"...

UK PM promises faster justice for Post Office Horizon victims

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Holmes

Re: No Justice

Certainly not Adam Crozier, who is curiously absent from this ITV drama, having been CEO of Royal Mail before becoming CEO of ITV:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Crozier#Royal_Mail

Bricking it: Do you actually own anything digital?

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Re: Piracy for the rescue

As a wise man once said, "If buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't stealing".

Google Groups ditches links to Usenet, the OG social network

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Re: USENET IS DEAD!

Has Netcraft confirmed it?

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The spam was coming from inside the house

Lately something like 98% of Usenet spam has been coming from Google Groups, to the point that it was being blocked by many Usenet admins, so this will actually come as a relief.

For anyone looking for free Usenet access (excluding binaries) there's http://www.eternal-september.org/

You don't get what you don't pay for, but nobody is paid enough to be abused

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Re: azidoazide azide

Reminds me of the book "Ignition! An Informal History of Liquid Rocket Propellants" by John D. Clark:

http://www.sciencemadness.org/library/books/ignition.pdf

Linux Kernel of the Beast 6.6.6 exorcised by angelic 6.6.7 update

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Ubuntu Satanic's themes were great

I wish someone would create modern versions of the themes. There were versions for early Gnome/GTK3 if you hunted around a bit, but nothing since. I haven't found any good red/grey (and non-flat!) themes to replace them.

How to deorbit the Chromebook... and repurpose it for innovators

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Re: It wasn't hard once

I run Haiku on mine; works really well despite the resolution being below the minimum requirements.

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Re: School IT Directors Thoughts

You can get Word for DOS 5.5 legally for free: http://download.microsoft.com/download/word97win/Wd55_be/97/WIN98/EN-US/Wd55_ben.exe

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Re: It wasn't hard once

And if MX is too much for your PC to handle, there's always its stablemate antiX.

Doom turns 30, so its creators celebrate seminal first-person shooter’s contribution to IT careers

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Devil

Here 'tis: http://www.lemis.com/grog/whyadaemon.html

Bank's datacenter died after travelling back in time to 1970

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Re: Priorities

Then tell them they've been eaten by a grue.

BOFH: Just because we've had record revenues doesn't mean you get a Xmas bonus

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Re: if only

I think the basement was already being used for the ABBA-themed karaoke party organised by Princesses Nut Nuts and Camilla (allegedly).

'Wobbly spacetime' is latest stab at unifying physics

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Re: Try the social media approach

I thought that was the Harry Hill method? I guess leftpondians wouldn't be familiar with him.

FIGHT!

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Re: Oppenheim proposes to overcome the barrier with the idea of "wobbly spacetime"

Or as Douglas Adams put it, "Time is relative; lunchtime doubly so."