* Posts by Alan Bourke

974 publicly visible posts • joined 15 Aug 2006

Lancashire man JAILED over April Jones Facebook posts

Alan Bourke

Re: A prat

There really is a lot to be said for this IMO. Paste his mug up on the side of buses for a fortnight.

Archaeologists resume Antikythera Mechanism hunt

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What if they found ...

a wrecked TARDIS ?

Liquefied-air silos touted as enormo green 'leccy batteries

Alan Bourke

Re: Few thoughts

Oh yes. America does many things better than any other country, chocolate is not one of them.

Paul Allen: Windows 8 'promising' yet 'puzzling'

Alan Bourke

Bimodal?

Bipolar, more like.

Ubuntu 12.10: More to Um Bongo Linux than Amazon ads

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Pint

Re: Queue the freetards....

Lame troll of the month award!

Alan Bourke

I have gone to Mint KDE

and I'm increasingly glad.

Microsoft releases JavaScript alternative

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Good luck to them

they'll need it with the amount of MS hating and language snobbery out there.

No VS2010 support? Tsk.

Analogue TV snuffs it tonight on UK mainland

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ROI not part of UK.

Just saying like.

Climate sceptic? You're probably a 'Birther', don't vaccinate your kids

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There has always been a tinfoil hat brigade

unfortunately the internet acts as a force multiplier to them.

Budget-slash fest shaves 10% off IT mercenaries' day rates

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Inertia counts for a lot in business IT

... that's why ancient, unwieldy cack like EDI is still used.

Torvalds bellows: 'The GNOME PEOPLE are in TOTAL DENIAL'

Alan Bourke

Re: Torvalds is turning out to be

Sorry - did I dare espouse a personal opinion out of line with Linux orthodoxy.

Alan Bourke

Torvalds is turning out to be

a tool of almost Stallmanesque proportion.

Markets to remain glutted with rapidly-depreciating Facebook shares

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Happy

Boo hoo

boo hoo hoo hoo.

Thanks ever so much Java, for that biz-wide rootkit infection

Alan Bourke

Re: Lets not just blame java here

> certainly not one fit for 24/7 use in a high availability corporate enviroment.

Er the number of corporate environments running it like that would seem to indicate otherwise.

Apple's patent insanity infects Silicon Valley

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Absolutely right.

Apple do very little innovation - their genius largely lies in design, execution and marketing of existing concepts. I hope they lose this nonsense.

Valve: Games run FASTER on Linux than Windows

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Re: M$

Sorry - horseshit. Windows 7 search is perfectly fine and indexed, unlike FindStr.

Of course most non-expert users wouldn't be able to deal with RegExps ... they're a nigh-on impenetrable pain in the hole even for most expert users unlessthey're stuck with having to use them on a regular basis.

Apple Mac OS X 10.8 Mountain Lion review

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Ah, the Notes application ...

still looks like a shareware app from 1998 I see.

Why British TV drama is crap – and why this matters to tech firms

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British TV drama *is* crap

... when it tries to be American TV drama, and vice versa. So homegrown attempts at something like The Wire are shite, and US versions of Life On Mars are shite.

Alan Bourke

You can see this in films too

... starting with the original Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. Strange cities that are American but have Brits in them, or vice versa, or American Brit cities where everyone somehow manages to be unemployed or a teacher or something, let live in a huge townhouse in the nice part of town.

BT bags MASSIVE £425m broadband rollout deal in Wales

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So that Viz article was right after all ...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/samsmith/3619752897/

Behold: First look at Office 2013, with screenshots

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Re: Why - Oh Why waste so much money when Open Office & LibreOffice are free?

If ONLY THEY KNEW, THE FOOLS!

Businesses are not stupid. If they could save money and directly substitute LibreOffice they would. However it isn't in the same league, especially when it comes to interoperability and programmability.

YouView recommends radio hams' pet peeve

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There are still radio hams?

Who knew.

Microsoft sets the price for a Windows 8 upgrade at $40

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Re: Games?

OK, what about all the silly payroll and accounts and CAD and graphics applications that real businesses in the real world use?

Spoken as an Ubuntu and Mint user.

Alan Bourke

Re: I upgraded from Win 7 to openSUSE...

Yeah - try getting Mint to work out of the box on anything with a Broadcom wireless chipset. Y'know, those ones that every second laptop had about 4 years ago.

Alan Bourke

Basically the bottom line is ...

... you'll either get on with Metro, or you won't. If you don't, that would be fine if you had the option to just make it work like Windows 7. But you can't, and they've actually expended effort to make sure that you can't. And it's that which is the killer for me.

Microsoft silently kills silent, automatic Skype install via Updates

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Re: All your money belongs to us.

Paranoid much? Somebody ballsed up a mainframe batch update run. There is nothing else to it. Not everything has to be black helicopters when IT problems happen.

Lego Batman 2: DC Super Heroes

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It's very good

however they need to work on the map - I'm a seasoned GTA player and all that, and even I found it hard to navigate. A 5 year old would have no chance.

Data-furtling execs look to establish cohabiting silos

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Great term, 'furtling'.

My old boss when I worked in Rotherham used to say it all the time. 'Just give that code a bit of a furtle'. It was only later I discovered the hilarious sexual practice that the term comes from.

William Shatner confirms Devon town actually prostitute free

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Has the esteemed councillor

nothing better to be fucking doing?

I saw the HIGNFY in question - only a loon would have taken Shatner's quote seriously.

New Samsung chief: I want SOFTWARE

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Kies

I'm with Nick Ryan. Kies is nearly as bad as Windows iTunes. We want tight, native code applications for phone sync not stupid, fat me-too Java abominations.

Python wraps its coils around the enterprise

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Re: Newer Languages?

Dot Not^WNet?

That's nearly as sad as writing 'M$'.

Scottish council muzzles 9-year-old school dinner photo blogger

Alan Bourke

Re: 9 year old?

Knob.

iPhone denies existence of Gibraltar, other bits of British empire

Alan Bourke

Re: It isn't exactly difficult

> Why would Apple use anything else?

Probably offended Jobs sense of design or something.

Linux Mint joins mini-PC hardware business

Alan Bourke

Mint is easy to install

but a whore to upgrade. Back everything up to external HDD, reinstall from scratch and restore everything? Really?

Japan still in love with the fax

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I remember spamming by fax.

Happy days.

Japan is curiously traditional in some things. My missus taught English out there, the teachers got paid via a large bundle of notes in a rubber band left on their desk in the staff room.

Strong ARM: The Acorn Archimedes is 25

Alan Bourke

The good old Archie

Blazingly fast and way, way ahead of it's time. You could write stuff in BASIC on it that was as fast as MC on other systems. It could have been a world-beater.

Windows 8 release preview imminent

Alan Bourke

Re: I can wait.

Um ... the 360 is broken how exactly?

Free Windows 8 desktop app development is dead

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Absolutely

"So, to summarise that: A lot of changes got complained about at first and then were liked."

Yes - you cannot make the deduction that all change is therefore good, though.

Alan Bourke

The initial reaction

is of course to cry foul. However - how many serious, pro developers use Express? Not many I'd wager, other than maybe people developing for xBox Indie. The existing versions of Express will presumably still exist and still work for years .. so yes, a bit of a dick move to get people to buy into this Metro horseshit (well, horseshit on the desktop anyway) but not the end of the world.

Return to Castle Wolfenstein

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Good game

... played it through again recently. The recent Captain America film is largely this. Some nice little touches that hark back to Wolf 3D, like the hot dinners that give you health, and the way the standard soldiers fall when shot.

'Dated and cheesy' Aero ripped from Windows 8

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To all the people saying Vista was Windows ME 2

Are you basing this on any long-term exposure to service-packed Vista, or are you saying it because some men on the internet said it so it must be true?

The latter, I suspect.

Boffins smash 3Gbps speed barrier with 542GHz T-Rays

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MOAR

GIGABITS

And don't spare the horses.

Graphics shocker: Nvidia virtualizes Kepler GPUs

Alan Bourke

Console makers will not be using this anytime soon.

Because there are huge swathes of even the affluent-ish West that don't have anything like decent broadband. Why drastically limit your potential userbase?

Adobe backs down, patches critical Photoshop CS5 hole

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Adobe in money-grasping asshholery debacle?

Quelle surprise.

Ubuntu will hit the big time on Amazon: Here's how

Alan Bourke

"The cloud is the new operating system"

Cough.

Mozilla and Google blast IE-only Windows on ARM

Alan Bourke

Opera Mini, Dolphin ...

They're all there. And all nearly as shite as mobile Safari. You can't officially change the default browser but there are apps that can.

Dell puts Sputnik open-source laptop on launch pad

Alan Bourke

Don't you love when Linux elitists

when faced with a genuinely popular distro like Ubuntu, have to retreat further into elitism by hating Ubuntu.

Apple 'iTV' looks like Cinema Display, says Throat

Alan Bourke

Re: This will be interesting

Good luck with that.

Standing NEXT to an HTML coder is like standing NEXT TO GOD

Alan Bourke
Trollface

A hit on the Bong

Steve - you work in a fictional loft office with wooden floors don't you? Of course you do.