* Posts by Riscyrich

61 publicly visible posts • joined 15 Aug 2008

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Boffins conclude machines still not quite people

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@ AC : 10:54 GMT - Elbot

Type in, "I suck cock" and it crashes...

Brussels bounces BT-Phorm quiz back to UK.gov

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@ Mike Richards

Good point Mike - can El Reg run a survey ?

I'm very sorry, says gay health warning clergyman

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@ michael

True, but where's the fun... or are you not allowed any?

Maybe you should take up part time role with Rev Peter Mullen, doubt he's going to be having much fun for a while.

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@ TeeCee

>> Is that some cunning attempt to play on the term "plumb bob" or are you dyslexic?

I'm dyslexic, maybe I should get that tatoo on my forehead? Or at least my name in reverse so I can see it in the mirror...

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Stone him !

"Two points, ah, two flats, and a packet of gravel"

2 bob and a bag of plumbs to the reader that can name the film... !

Home Office finally approves UK cybercoppers

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Legends ?

>> The kernel of the division will be 50 officers from the Met's Hi-tech Crime Unit.

Hands up if you would like to meet said personnel to vet their skills?

I sincerely hope these people are legends in their respective areas…

BT's Mayfair exchange downed by burglary

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BT Monopoly !

Go straight to jail, if you pass go do not collect £200...

Mines the one with the tiny metal top hat in the pocket !

Nuke-nobbling US laser jumbo fires test beams

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Can they strap one to the top of a shark ?

Freaking sharks with freaking lasers - nuff said....

Hadron boffins: Our meddling will not destroy universe

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We Remember The Freeman

We Are Coterminous. ...

Mines the one with the Zero-Point Energy Manipulator in the pocket....

BOFH: Lock and reload

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About bloody time !

Nuff said....

Microsoft running on at least 220,000 servers

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1.21 Gigawatts !

1.21 Gigawatts !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV_Dh2zvwLI

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