* Posts by Ramazan

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iPhone ego clash costs Flash at Virgin America

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Flash tax

IMO Flash usage by site owners must be taxed well beyond the costs of traffic and electicity wasted by site visitors.

Dell Inspiron Zino HD

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tasteless

what a pathetic piece of crap colored in vulgar black'n'emo-purple, compared to the plain and stylish Mac mini

iPhone App Store bars mention of Google Android

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irrelevant platforms

Asassin's Creed app - no mention of PC platform

NFS: Undercoiver app - no mention of PC either

GTA: Chinatown Wars app - no mention of PS(2? 3? oh, whatever) console

Frogger - no mention of Atari

The! Flash! of! Genius! - Finalist! in! Camelstan/Mukhosransk/insert/your/favourite/here! Developer’s! Challenge!

European Commission pays IDC to take a hard look at HPC

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Coffee/keyboard

there's no such thing as fairies

Ain't no more ratchets here, only paradise. You've got a problem?

P.S. ARM has 32bit wide address bus, and even after that its bus is typically further crippled down to e.g. 24 bits in devices like linksys wrt54gl

Acer to ship lots of smartphones, many of them Android, claims mole

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Happy

chippery

The lesser models will use Ericsson cheappery, it's claimed, while higer-end handsets will be based on Qualcomm's Snapdragon.

LG New Chocolate BL40 movie phone

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not any close to OLED

"For clarity and sharpness, it ranks along with those flashy new OLED screens we've been treated to recently"

Indeed? I've heard a different story (via http://www.mobile-review.com/review/lg-bl40.shtml -- sorry, still no english version, Google Translate to the rescue maybe?):

While BL40's screen is better than that of LG Arena, it's still very far from AMOLED display of e.g. Samsung HD i8910

Microsoft uncorks Outlook, world goes .pst

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Gates Horns

libpst

I've already used some libpst tool 4 years ago. Since then all my data are free from M$, thanks to truly open mbox/Maildir formats.

WTF is this country called America?

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Grenade

Hawaii

In all the 123 above comments the only one man (NBCanuck) did mention Hawaii, which doesn't belong to any America (be it Norhtern or Southern), but does to the USA.

So maybe when one sings "G-d bless America" or alternatively "I'm afraid of Americans", this relates not to Hawaiians, and therefore to the Barack Obama neither.

Windows 95 to Windows 7: How Microsoft lost its vision

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WTF?

NT7.x

There's no such thing as NT7.x (yet). According to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_NT, Windows 7 is actually NT6.1

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Grenade

revolutionary windoze

the only one going to Vegas round here is me, oops, the only revolutionary one was NT3.1, designed by Dave Cutler. Win1.x/2.x/3.x/95/98/ME were just not-too-bad DOS extenders, while 3.5, 3.51, Win2k, XP, 2k3s, Vista & 7 came not too far from their great ancestor.

Nokia sues Apple over iPhone

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@Tony Smith

WRT GSM, there are basically two patentarded pieces remaining: EDGE & UMTS. GPRS, old GSM voice codecs and SMS/MMS are already patent-free IIRC.

Good Day Sunshine as Beatles hits iTunes? Er, nope

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Grenade

be at leas't

oh don't you judge a book just by the cover

unless you cover just another

and blind acceptance is a sign

of stupid fools who stand in line

Oracle's Sun acquisition passes US anti-trust test

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@Ed 4: Oracle DB, on the other hand

is an open PL programming langauge plus open SQL query language (mostly ANSI-92 compatible BTW). You are free to implement your own DB engine according to these specs. Same as with Java VM.

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Pirate

@alien anthropologist

IMNSHO the world would be a better place without the Kingdom of Nouns

Ubuntu man extends olive branch to irate Debian devs

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Pint

@Mike

The Holy Release Cycle C^HWow! How fscking stably, predictably, reliably and enterprisey is it, dude! I see you're moving in the right direction indeed. Please keep on!

P.S. Maybe you are going to propose us using SCRUM next time?

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@Mark The Spaceman (aka not-worth-the-shuttle)

1. Do not forget the old Debian wisdom: a Debian release is ready when it's ready.

2. stop doing blah-blah and go fire at least a single shot 'in our battle with proprietary software' - fix a bug

3. there's no war in fact, and developers are not soldiers aka cannon fodder. You may see Ubuntu ones as that but please do not apply 'a broad pattern of cadence and collaboration' to other intelligent beings

4. per one million of useless managers like you there are two talents like e.g Linus Torvalds and Brad Spengler, and you do not pay either of them (thus I disregard you as useless)

5. go fire as much of stupid monkeys that advised using LSM in The Kernel against PAX/grsec as you can, maybe you'll become relevant at least

Is Google spending $106.5m to open source a codec?

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@Citizen Kaned

Never witnessed flash crashing a browser? How many browsers have you seen during your 10+ years of web usage and web development career then?

I'm wondering how could you qualify to web developer at all...

Tokyo battles monstrous murder of crows

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Pirate

pneumatic gun

if they pay $5 for a pair of crow legs, it turns out to be a profitable business

Microsoft kills Visual Studio's Oracle data connection

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Paris Hilton

Editing TNSNAMES.ORA in Notepad - LOL

Indeed, why don't you use vim/emacs, stupi?

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Happy

needs a good, old-fashioned tar and feather

You meant tar and gzip, dude?

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Flame

good, old-fashioned tar and feather

Let me try another guess: .cpio.Z? Of course, you will have problems finding "people with SKILLS to maintain the database out there" then, stupid M$ monkey.

Honestly, it's your own personal problem, there's nothing wrong with either UNIX or Oracle

Snow Leopard kisses ZFS bye-bye

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Coat

@PHUX

We use HP-UX, lovely HP-UX, wonderful HP-UX!

Mine with the PA-RISC in't

Any uses for an old Mac G4?

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Linux

PPC

Sometimes people need a PowerPC computer for development, tests or builds (e.g. Debian build farm). Funnily enough, battery is typically irrelevant to such uses. If you don't have such needs, why keep an outdated crap around? Just sell it on eBay and invest money in something more up to date, less noisy and power hungry.

Archos updates internet-enabled PMP range

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Samsung Q1 reinvented

Archos 9:

8.9" 1024 x 600 touchscreen

1.3GHz Atom Z515

1GB DDR 2

256 x 134 x 16mm

less than 800g

€500 (£426/$702)

Samsung Q1U:

7" LED backlit 1024x600 touchscreen

800MHz Atom A110

1GB of RAM (user upgradeable to 2GB)

SD card slot

700 g

$600 (used) -- $1100 (new)

F1 waves goodbye to KERS

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Pirate

@techguy110323

wow, every toasted sandwich differs from his brethren... So, did you see the Standard Toasted Sandwich in International Bureau of Weights and Measures, anyone?

Belarus media sites under attack by zombies

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ethnically Russian region

Since when the Ossetia is "ethnically Russian separatist region"? Did you ever manage to see any ethnic "Russian" (I mean slavic) there?

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ossetia

largely inhabited by the Ossetians, an Iranian people who speak the Ossetian language (an Eastern Iranian language, Indo-European group of languages)

Chinese firm hits back at cyberspy claims

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Stop

Everything Chinese should be banned

from civilized world. Same holds for Russian, Pakistani, Lebanese, Palestinian and so on. All Huawei equipment found inside the civilized world, must be replaced by AL/NSN/Ericsson/Cisco or Nortel equivalent and burnt.

Huawei stymied by India security fears

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Pirate

@Dave

1. You can have backdoors in hardware too. The most obvious examples are keyloggers and passkey-triggered timebombs

2. 99% of chips and PCBs are manufactured in China, so don't expect the abovementioned NSN gear to be free from backdoors

Intel paying $884m for Wind River?

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Linux

@Rupert

IOS XR does use QNX, never heard about KR thing though (except the K&R C of course).

Asus Eee PC 1008HA Seashell

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ARM netbooks

won't take off, beleive me or not. All that proprietary crap like Flash and media codecs will bring the effort to the ground.

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@Weights

Samsung Q40 - 1.1kg, relatively fast, slim and with passive cooling.

Something that all those netbooks totally miss. But there is Sony VAIO P then...

Motorola's handheld self abuse continues

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@Conrad

Clearly you don't understand the key difference between MOTO and anyone else's phones (like Nokia, Samsung, LG, HTC, E-Ten and so on, don't even mind other Chinese crap like ZTE or Huawei) -- it's in build quality and materials used.

Just try and compare a cheap-plastik soapbox-like Nokia shit^H^H^H^Hphone to e.g. MOTO ZINE ZN5

eBay fees rejig will still hit casual auctioneers

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Amazon? ebid?

On ebay I can buy e.g. The Orange Box with shipping to Ukraine.

The same is not possible on Amazon, craigslist or ebid.

Boffins dream up Sleeptalking PC standby-mode tech

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Happy

@Joe K

http://mybookworld.wikidot.com/more_about_c&c/ ? If the MBWE requires tweaking to reduce heat/noise, then it's not relevant to this article's topic.

IMHO any ARM CPU (consuming lt 1Wt BTW) with decent amount of DRAM, some boot flash/ROM, USB host controller and Linux will do the job. And of course, it won't have no stinkin' WD drive connected to the mentioned USB controller when doing this, ever.

Oracle reels in Sun Microsystems with $7.4bn buy

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Alert

@Pony Tail

JFYI: HP has IUM.

But SunOS 5.9/sparc + Oracle used/uses to power Siemens' IN@vantage...

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Coat

Oracle ... the only ... integrated system

"Oracle will be the only company that can engineer an integrated system - applications to disk - where all the pieces fit and work together so customers do not have to do it themselves" - blah, blah, blah...

What about e.g. the AS/400?

AMD to spend $50m cutting costs

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Pirate

I for one

welcome our new overlords IBM and Intel!

All pathetic weaklings like Sun, AMD, HP, Qualcomm, Fujitsu, Samsung, NEC, ARM ltd, plc, co, etc :) must "bow before the ways of heavy metal", or die.

The death of mobile innovation?

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Jobs Horns

@Tom Cooke

Rage Against The Machine, dude? :) Apple won't fight the Evil Empire though, it's crippled by Darkness of Greed itself to its very bones.

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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly...

Catherine, you are terribly wrong. There's no such thing as Good Company. Or as they used to say in US of A, good redskin is a dead redskin. There MAY be good non-profit organizations though, like FSF, but even they are not good for everyone.

IMHO, people will just get what they deserve - shitty-Telly-Vision[s], bullshit music (like Girls Aloud), crap phones (like Nokia), OSes (you-know-for-yourself), vendors (Siemens), telecoms (pick your local random one, that'll be it 100%) and governments (same here ;)).

Problem isn't about lack of innovation among mobile telecoms/vendors, it's a whole lot more about lack of personality in mobile users: they just don't have their own, very personal opinion, they don't have a feel of style and beauty, they understand nothing in ergonomics being impaired in brain by Windows' GUIs, and of course they can't distinguish good from evil while pretending they can.

Samsung launches latest netbook UMPC

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Linux

design vs. practicality

2Alan: you are correct WRT the design, but just try to do something like sniffing RADIUS traffic for half an hour with your iPhone/iPod off the ethernet...

2Matt: how well does FreeBSD and/or GNU/Linux work on that blown up Sony UX1XN of yours?

2Gnusmas: do you guys have brains in your company? why not make fanless Q1 (like e.g. Samsung Q40 or legendary Sony X505VP)?

Asus lights up 1TB SSD Lamborghini laptop

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Pirate

@DRendar

wow, you've gotta whopping 780 seconds of battery life, ain't ya? did you have enough time to enjoy typing with the keyboard and feeleng the soft genuine leather under your palms, dude?

El Reg suffers identity crisis

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IT Angle

what didst thou find in the chest?

* gold

* a medallion

* a scroll

* none of these

* all of these

Open sourcey bulletin board offline after hack attack

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trolls

PHP and BB users are well known for their higher than average (in IT) level of stupidity but even after that, parts of this article by El'Reg look like deliberate trolling attempt

Born Again Delphi

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pissing in the wind

No, it's more like defecating in the tornado :)

I see absolutely no point to invest efforts in something as useless as pascal/delphi always was and as lifeless as it is today. Probably, it could make sense if you add some conceptually new/revolutionary features to the language, otherwise you'd better help improving something more useful like e.g. python/ruby/haskell.

P.S. Especially given The Current Economic Situation

R2-D2 robots with frikkin lasers on them in development

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Pirate

Gaza

I suggest placing Phalanx on zeppelins above Gaza so that stupid palestinians will be turned into farce-meat the same (or several milliseconds after the) moment they fire their "mortar shells or rockets" in Israel direction.

Acer to phase out 8.9in Aspire One netbook?

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Linux

long link

@Adam: try tinyurl.com. That long link of yours is turned into the http://tinyurl.com/b69jfs

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Linux

200 quids?

I've bought mine AA1 (8GB SSD, Linux) for approximately $200, while WinXP/HDD model was twice more expensive. I suspect that WinXP license alone adds something like $100 to the price... WRT Aspire One 10" -- I believe that current 8.9" model's frame already has enough space to accomodate 10" matrix, and this would be much more worthwhile investment than putting crap Billy's OS on the AA1.

MSI mobo ditches Bios for EFI

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efiGL, efiIPv6, efiMobileIP, efiGPS

with support for pixel/vertex/whatever else shaders, with Clippy The EFI Assistant, with JavaEFI(TM) edition for 3rd party applets support, with EFI indexing service ("The one that is supposed to make finding [options in EFI BIOS] quicker, that is controlled by interaction with a cartoon dog that you thought you had turned off") and embedded audio/video player with DRM support for even richier, nicier, beefier luser sexperience...

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Paris Hilton

BIOS console redirection

MSI, if this GUI thing is an improvement over text UI, please show me how to redirect it over serial port...

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