* Posts by Anonymous Custard

2797 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Jul 2008

Lies from VW: 'Our staff acted criminally but board didn't know'

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Re: no honour in the top knobs club

@TeeCee - I strongly hope what you say about contractual rules is right, although the WSJ reported that he could be on for a 60m Euro pay-off. Presumably this is why he's been playing so dumb about it all, although given how closely that software is normally held in-house and how important it is to the business it's almost unfeasible that he did have no knowledge.

Will have to keep an eye on that one, along with the investigation into him that the Germans are doing as mentioned at the end of the article.

http://www.wsj.com/articles/former-volkswagen-chief-martin-winterkorn-could-receive-60m-payoff-1443103501

Adblock farms out acceptable ad policy to independent reviewer

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Re: uBlock Origin

For home, I added PiHole to my little Pi1 home server, and route the DNS through that. Works a treat and covers all of the devices on my home network without having to mess directly with any of them, and if I so desire I can white (and black) list particular sites if I like them or ad-blocking on them screws things up (which thus far I've yet to find a site where it does).

And as most of the time when I'm out and about I use a VPN back to the home network anyway (OpenVPN also running on said home server) it covers me there as well.

Whoops, there goes my cloud: What to do when AWS foresakes you

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Re: Simple fact of life

Personally I take one to include the other.

But then I'm an engineer and not a manager, so probably a fair point to make...

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Boffin

And of course someone else to shout at and demand urgent and extensive meetings with.

You know, those meetings that managers demand with engineers to insist on knowing in minute detail (that they don't actually understand even if provided with) how they're going to fix the problem. Usually extensive and boring ones that take up most of the time that the engineer would actually prefer to be using to fix the issue itself.

Or in my case (in the role of said engineer) the one that leads to the quote:

"Do you want me to just talk about fixing it or just actually go and do so?"

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Headmaster

Simple fact of life

A good provider is one who learns from their mistakes and problems.

A better provider of course is one who also learns from those of their peers and competitors, and also from the past.

NASA announcement of MAJOR MARS DISCOVERY imminent: WHAT can it be?

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Headmaster

Rock n Roll?

Come on - where's the poll option for "A rock"?

OK so a fossil is close, but there should be a smeggin' rock in there somewhere.

iPhone 6S, 6S Plus: Apple SHAFTS eager fans with STRAPPING VIBRATOR

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Trollface

Re: Repair Score

Are we sure that Apple didn't just "VW" iFixit knowing the comments and scores that they usually get, and sent them one without the glue inside?

Devious Davros, tricksy Missy and Dalek Clara delight in The Witch's Familiar

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Headmaster

Re: hard wired Dalek voice box for the pundits....

I'm still wondering quite how both the Doctor managed to fit into Davros's chair when only the top half of Davros got removed from it (and so presumably the Doctors legs must fold up small for easy storage) and furthermore how Clara managed to fit inside a Dalek case when every time we've seen the actual mutant inside other Daleks (in the past few series) it's been at most about the size of a football. I know she's the Impossible Girl, but that's pushing it a bit.

A fairly good episode (certainly better than most of last season), but those two kinda spoilt the immersion for me a bit.

Oh and:

And can we expect to see the Time Lord ditching the creepy tech specs for an Apple Watch in Season 10?

Didn't Captain Jack have one of those a few series ago?

How can we manage this internet thing? The Euro gov needs YOU

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Geo-blocking

The response to geo-blocking is easy...

"Don't do it".

Blighty's Bloodhound 1,000mph rocket car unveiled ahead of record attempt

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Re: Ambivalence

Which is an engineering challenge in itself, and something very non-trivial in all speed record attempts (just ask Donald Campbell).

As are the other little tasks like ensuring the wheels are strong enough that they basically don't just shred themselves given the velocities and forces involved with rotating at such high speeds. And also being able to brake the thing, given that there are various systems needed depending on the speed when they are applied.

It's been interesting to read the ongoing coverage of the project on the various BBC website updates, covering all these little tasks and to hear Andy Green's view on them given he's going to be the one along for the ride.

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Pint

Re: "it's unlikely we'll see much return from all this"

Following it via the various articles on the BBC and elsewhere, there's already a hell of a lot of inspiration coming to schools and industry from it. They're doing an excellent job of making it not just a "toys for the boys" enterprise, but one that's really engaging the public.

Even down to the small things like being able to sponsor it, and get your name onto its tailfin.

All in all top engineering and boffinry, pints all round (and a coke for Andy Green as the designated driver).

UK in Frenchy cyber love-in to ward off 'information bomb'

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I thought that was a revolution?

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Headmaster

The Normans were vikings in ancestry, they just came via France.

FOUR STUNNING NEW FEATURES Cook should put in the iPHONE 7

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Joke

Siri 2

Isn't it about time they improved Siri so that it can answer the calls for you, to save you the effort of having to do so?

And probably tailor the tone of the response depending on whether the call is coming from another iPhone, or from some other make?

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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The prototype was less IoT and more TiT

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After PARIS and LOHAN, Lester finds his next project...

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Now just connect the printer up to the CUPS server here, and we'll get started...

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Silicon valley 2.0

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Intel demonstrates their new 2 jigglebit storage device

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The team were shocked to learn that the T in IoT actually didn't stand for things...

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Trollface

Aren't you a little buxom for a stormtrooper?

Alcatel Idol 3: Holding its own with a pretty decent 5.5 inches

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Re: Reversible

Yup, just what I came here to say, speaking as a man who at least 75% of the time has to invert his phone after taking it out and finding it's being held upside down.

But then again I usually take (at least) two attempts to get a USB plug in on my laptop or phone as well, so perhaps I'm just confused that way (or a reincarnated Australian).

Total War: Warhammer, Blood Bowl and other Games Workshop table-to-screen delights

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A load of old bowls

Ah the memories, although can't say I was that struck on Blood Bowl - the play area was a bit small and restricted for my taste after a little while, although some fun could also be had with the regenerating Skeleton Crew if you played it right, or of course the Chaos Dwarves.

That said many a happy day was spent at the youth centre with a few mates and Dungeon Bowl (the spin-off from Blood Bowl), especially due to adding a few boxes of dungeon floor plans and having a playing area of several square meters of corridors, rooms, traps and treasure etc.

Great fun, and sadly far too many years ago...

It's alive! Farmer hides neglected, dust-clogged server between walls

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BoFH, Dabbs, Worstall, Bong...

Hell there's enough inspiration here for a good few Friday afternoons and beyond...

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Holmes

Pi in the sky

Fun reading all the comments (and the article itself of course) but it does make me think of the future, and the current trend for the ickle computers like the Pi's and Odroids. Given how much fun people seem to have had with these big ol' servers behind walls etc, combined with how small and simple Pi's are, and quite where they could get hidden (especially when run headless)...

Personally I've already got 2 of them, although they are only mildly tucked away behind the TV (the media player Kodi Pi) and in the video cabinet (the headless server Pi).

By the way - am I the only one who thought some of this sounded like one of Dabbsie's columns?

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Headmaster

Re: Funny - giving the old desktop a random drop has frequently solved problems

Ah the joys of percussive maintenance.

The intermediate step between swearing by the machine and swearing at it...

Doctor Who storms back in fine form with Season 9 opener The Magician's Apprentice

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Yes, it was indeed nice both to see the Special Weapons Dalek again, and also to not see the new abominations that got foisted on us a while back (the ones that look like they're made of melted plastic).

RFID wants to TRACK my TODGER, so I am going to CUT it OFF

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Boffin

Pairing socks?

At least there is one upside - you could have self-pairing socks, or at least an app to identify where the missing twin of the lonely item you have in your hand has gone. Presuming of course that both were equally tagged, and neither had been consumed by the Eater-of-Socks

Or maybe even a Gok Wan or Trinny&Suzeanna (showing my age there) style app, which alerts you if you're pairing mismatched or clashing items of clothing together, or even just wearing something that's so last week's fashion...

BOFH: Press 1. Press 2. Press whatever you damn well LIKE

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Headmaster

Re: Re:

Nah, maintenance should be for Thursdays, not Fridays.

Fridays are either for beer, or so you have time to fix anything that the Thursday maintenance broke so you don't have to do it on the weekend (before then going to the pub for aforementioned beer to celebrate).

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Big Brother

'You see some pale bulbous eyes staring at you...'

Big BOFH is watching you...

Might have to ponder a set-up of that scheme though. Sounds almost as much fun as phone racetracking - a nice long chain of phones all forwarding to the next one before looping back to the start. Always good for a quiet Friday afternoon whilst you nip off pubward.

SCREW YOU, FEDS! Dozen or more US libraries line up to run Tor exit nodes

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Joke

Re: Plus

And if you believe Hollywood, the main bad guy (or at least his main evil henchman) will have an English accent...

El Reg unfurls awe-inspiring Integrated Space Plan megagraphic

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Headmaster

Scale?

Come on, it can't be that big. Or has Katarina put on a growth spurt and been moonlighting in a remake of "Attack of the 50ft Woman" that you haven't told us about?

Might just have to get one in any case (the poster that is, I already have two daughters).

Sharp's new TV has over 7,000 lines of pixels – but there's NOTHING TO WATCH

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Trollface

I'm sure they'll just use it as another excuse to carry on remaking, sorry reimagining, all of their old movies rather than splashing cash to trying to come up with anything new or original...

US librarians defy cops, Feds – and switch on their Tor exit node

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Re: Terminator: Librarians Rising

Oook?

Bug forces Apple to halt watchOS 2 update – still emits iOS 9 on time

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Childcatcher

And unfortunately now we also know a kid who would probably get his hands cuffed behind his back for trying to sort it out...

Game CARTRIDGES make a comeback ... for smartmobes

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Headmaster

Re: ZX Spectrum, cartridge port?

Wow, the return of RAM Pack Wobble!

All those times of getting far into a game, only to knock the Speccie, wobble the RAM pack and have the damn thing reset or lock up.

They don't make 'em like they used to... (thanks $diety)

You want to DISRUPT my TECH? How about I DISRUPT your FACE?

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Re: Ironic?

@Dabsie,

I think given the choice of going from Sennheisers to Beats compared to going from Sennheisers to silence, I'd pick the latter. It's less of a drop in audio quality and sonic satisfaction.

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Not to mention the old chestnut of "new and improved", which is of course self-contradictory.

All these TNT's (that is definitely going into regular usage at work) get rather squirmy when you point that out and ask them for details about how their new whizzy product or project can be both.

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Headmaster

Ironic?

Nice article, although the point about being taken in by sales hype is a bit undermined by the admission at the start that you own something by Dr Dre...

It's things like that which'll have your status as a technology tart withdrawn.

C5 tablet-using newsreader hotness

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Joke

Re: MaxiPad?

Makes the price a bit more reasonable, if it includes lessons on how to rollerblade, sky dive and all the other things the various adverts over the years have said using such products enable you to do...

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Joke

Re: The issue you raise was anticipated

So if we take part in the poll, are we going to end up in a double-page spread in the Daily Fail next week like that pair (ooer) from Linkedin seem to have done repeatedly?

Enquiring minds probably want to know, although personally I don't give a toss. That said I would like to know how the poll actually managed to get past work's p(r)oxy server, which routinely used to eat all of Lester's LOHAN polls (or at least the Javascript behind them).

WinPhone community descends into CANNIBALISM and WOE

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The "Marmite OS" sums it up quite nicely.

For those who want a phone to actually be a phone (a communications device for calls, plus SMS and email) then WinPhone is great. Nicely focussed (the rose-tinted positive spin of restricted app availability) but more to the point rock solid and reliable, it just gets on with what it should be doing.

But of course for those who want it as a tablet/laptop replacement then it of course fails, due to the self-same lack of apps etc. In that arena it's never going to replace and iOS or Android device.

So yet again MS are suffering from producing a product and then trying to market it as something else (or it being seen as such by the market) in the same way they did with Surface being a laptop-replacement vs being an iPad or other tablet replacement/competitor. And now with WinPh10 they seem to be trying to change their target and be a jack-of-all-trades across both, and like Surface end up mastering none.

Speaking as a WinPh8.1 user (on my company HTC 8X) I can say I'm quite happy with it as a phone, which I will miss if WinPh10 screws things up like it looks like it will. And for tablet stuff, there's my Nexus7 also fairly happily filling that role (albeit with some signs of showing its age now).

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Headmaster

Re: Angst

In a world where Kanye West wants to run for President, I feel I must disagree with your hypothesis.

He said worship, not vote for. Unfortunately no matter where you are, it seems to be universal that the choice on the ballot paper will all be tools of one sort or another (West, Trump, McAfee to say the least).

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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Simon's latest order from Amazon may need to be returned

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Joke

Internet of things for real men

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A few

Give me a chance, I'm still learning Python.

Someone said there was a product round-up on mice here?

Apple's new mouse didn't please all the beta-testers.

The new-look Register website is just charming.

Surely locking with crtl-alt-del is quicker if you need to pop to the loo?

When I said I needed more bytes, this isn't quite what I meant.

BOFH? Pah, amateur...

When I said I wanted to get more hands-on with Python, this isn't quite what I had in mind!

Hats off to Nintendo’s platform supremo Super Mario Bros at 30

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Ah the nostalgia

In addition, it also span-off a cartoon series and a movie, although the latter was a bit odd (although inspired casting of Bob Hoskins as Mario and another fun fact is it was narrated by Dan Castellaneta, aka Homer Simpson). I can remember the series on a Saturday morning, along with similar ones for PacMan and Sonic.

Happy memories of simpler times...

BORN to HURL: Man's shoulders are head and shoulders above apes, gorillas, chimps etc

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Headmaster

Gorillas?

Having seen some of the flinging abilities of beasts such as Mountain Gorillas, one cannot help but wonder how a test batsman would actually cope against a ball bowled by one. Given they seem to be both quite accurate, and in possession of roughly 10x the strength of the average human.

Huge SUPERHENGE erection found near Blighty's Stonehenge

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Joke

Failsafe backup

OK, so Stonehenge is really just the (slightly) offsite redundant failsafe backup machine for the real ancient astronomical calculator that they've only now discovered? So is Woodhenge really just a UPS?

That's what I call disaster management planning!

SPACE WHISKY: Astro malt pongs of 'rubber and smoked fish'

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Joke

Re: Barbarians!

So the directors cut of which film had that particular scene in?

Gravity? Alien? Star Wars?