* Posts by Anonymous Custard

2795 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Jul 2008

Space fans eye launch of Lego Saturn V

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It's also a shame that they've left the escape mechanism attached to the Apollo craft in the poster. The obsessive nerd in me would always be bugged by the whole thing being labelled as the craft if I had to make do with just the poster on my wall.

Still voted for the thing though, and agree with others above that the real thing (the actual rocket, not the lego) is a thing of engineering magnificence that should be seen before you die. Vivid memories of doing so when I was (much) younger, and being overawed by the sheer scale of the damn thing.

Let's get to the bottom of in-app purchases that go titsup

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Re: Re SCART -I think you'll find PAL is about as English as Queen Victoria ....

https://youtu.be/x7px5FZ9jD4

A slightly more up to date education, albeit not the "proper" video to go with it.

Facebook's laser-powered internet drone preps for take off

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Joke

Re: Be careful of the bearded one ...

Not to mention the fact it doesn't even look like a frikkin shark :)

The only GOOD DRONE is a DEAD DRONE. Y'hear me, scumbags?!

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Re: Alternative soundtrack

Or The Hunting Song as another alternative.

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A little soundtrack?

Tom Lehrer''s Hunting Song.

Always nice to hear him, and rather apt for at least the start of the article. ..

Caption this: WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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You lookin' at me?

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It was only when the cameras rolled that Hector realised someone had nicked his braces.

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These home tanning machines might just catch on...

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So is this 4K, UHD or what?

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Let's do the time warp again...!

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Look into my eyes...

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Exterminate!

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You think *I* look stupid?

Bacon as deadly as cigarettes and asbestos

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Wouldn't be worth it...

Life without bacon wouldn't be worth living. Especially Sunday mid-mornings, between thick tiger loaf slices with butter and brown sauce.

Life without the Daily Mail however...

Experts ponder improbable size of Cleopatra's asp

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Joke

Size matters, even for basket cases...

So one has to ask if she wondered whether her asp looked big in this?

German football hero battles Nazi doppelgänger

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Re: Am I the only one...

No, which for these things probably means it was based on him, given that they seem to have an almost passport-photo like ability to look nothing like their real-life counterparts normally.

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Holmes

SPB?

And should Lester be contacting the lawyers over the usage of the pipe in the Stalin image, on behalf of all true boffins throughout history (and at least one fictional detective, according to the icon ------> )?

TalkTalk website STILL down on day TWO

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AOL

It's almost a shame that they split things up from the AOL system (their system is based on AOL's if I remember correctly, which explains a lot in itself) as you used to be able to log in there and see a mirrored mailbox of your own. it used to be quite handy if connection problems happened (like now) or even I you just wanted to dig up an email that you' deleted or downloaded, using it as an archive.

Sadly it no longer seems to be doing it, just tried and my AOL mirror inbox is empty (although you can still log into AOL with your Talktalk credentials if you need to send emails).

Also their (Talktalk's) website says that you can still access email via mobile and tablet, which seems to be the case at least from early this morning (as I'm at work now my tablet is offline, but it still has the email it synch'd at home before I left).

But not having webmail access is annoying, although their servers have been playing silly-buggers for reliable access via their web page for a few weeks now on and off.

El Reg celebrates Back to the Future Day

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On double time...

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Time McFly's like an arrow, everyone else gets a coffee

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Just a quick coffee - I need to McFly...

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Thank god it's only your tie - last time I was seeing ears everywhere!

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Bacon to the future

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Breakfast? Where we're going we don't need breakfast!

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Can I go back and get a proper breakfast?

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Hurry up, I don't want to be late...!

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Marty still couldn't get the 'net connected kettle to work, so had to make do with water instead

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Marty's peril sensing glasses respond instantly to his old man's tie.

Lotus F1: 38°C? Sand in your Vblocks? Must be building a data center in Bahrain again

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Joke

He's crashed, he's crashed...

there is a material change to the car every seven minutes during the season

In the case of Lotus, usually something falling off, or getting knocked off when Grosjean hits the wall or another car...

Elderly? Disabled? You clearly need a .38" Palm Pistol

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I'm sure the Swiss could also probably be persuaded to cover it on health grounds, at the kind of clinic where you would only need the single bullet.

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Headmaster

Word of the day

Well if nothing else, at least the article has expanded by vocabulary by a word ("phalangeal" of course), even if it does once again make me despair for my species...

Connected kettles boil over, spill Wi-Fi passwords over London

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Re: I have an "Internet" microwave

My mate used to have an internet connected microwave - it spat out so much RF crap at 2.4GHz that every time he used it the wifi went south.

I would use the joke icon, except it was real, did just that and his housemates didn't find it funny.

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Re: I thought the article heading was humorous sarcasm

Quite, the late lamented DNA goes from being a satirist to being a futurist, and is probably looking down on us either having a quiet laugh or with his head in his hands...

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Re: Which has more stupidity?

Just because it may be internet-capable doesn't mean you actually have to connect it.

I'm sure even the most ardent Shoreditch IoT TNT (to borrow Dabbsie's terminology) wouldn't product a device that could only be controlled by an app rather than the old fashioned way, by hand?

Or am I being horribly ancient and naïve here?

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Flame

Re: Just take it back to the shop saying that it is leaking

Ah yes, I remember those, although I always managed to avoid owning one.

Always thought that having this monstrosity sat just beside your bed at head level, steaming, gurgling and spitting hot water around the place was a damn fine way to ensure that you quickly got out of your pit so as to get yourself away from it before you ended up with 3rd degree burns.

Not to mention the one my parents had, which also had a built-in alarm and light, leading not only to the steaming and gurgling, but to a steaming gurgling spitting device that you specifically had to whack to turn off the alarm, thus risking even more scalding hot water flying around and general contact burns to your hands.

Post-pub schnellnosh neckfiller: Currywurst

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Re: Mmmmm.......

Likewise in Dresden, so maybe it's an eastern vs western Germany thing?

In addition I always like their habit of putting paprika on their chips, either in conjunction with a good Wurst or in fact with everything (with the curry sauce replaced by mayonnaise most times, unless the accompanying dish merited curry). Adds a certain something to the potato-based bit of the meal which goes down most satisfyingly.

Bugger, I'm hungry now and it's only 10:30am!

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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Anton du Beke's unprecedented success in Strictly left a vacancy for presenter of the new series of Hole in the Wall.

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Adobe Acrobat for dummies

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Gertie decided that the next 3d air gesture that she set up would involve two fingers and walking away

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Even with the latest version of Adobe Acrobat, Jennie still couldn't open the pdf file properly

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These Acrobat updates are getting ridiculous!

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Help, my smart bra has crashed again!

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The PFY's sniggering almost gave the game away, but Simon managed his best prank yet.

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What do you mean I'm holding it wrong?!?!

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HR decided that the flexible working policy needed some clarification.

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The Phantom Furniture Thief of Old London Town was getting more brazen in his attacks.

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Ethel was a little to eager to please on her first video conference with the Australian branch

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If that doesn't work, try going into dangling dog and using your mothers maiden name and your pet's birthday as the password...

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Her colleagues began to suspect that Jane wasn't giving this video conference her full attention

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OK, done that and I still can't log in. And why are those people behind you all pointing and sniggering?