* Posts by Anonymous Custard

2797 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Jul 2008

'I am done with open source': Developer of Rust Actix web framework quits, appoints new maintainer

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Re: Not just open source

The full quote is:

“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

But aside from that, very much thumbs-up agree (speaking as a board director of a major FOSS project myself).

Windows 7 back in black as holdouts report wallpaper-stripping shenanigans

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Joke

And I thought strippers at funerals was only a Chinese things?

The delights of on-site working – sun, sea and... WordPad wrangling?

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Headmaster

Re: How did that work ?

I seem to remember Wordpad being the sweet spot between Notepad and Word, both of which used to sneak all sorts of crap in and bork files if you weren't careful with what you fed them.

That said I'm also quite surprised it worked for editing, but I've also used it to pull ASCII information out of such files before.

Who says HMRC hasn't got a sense of humour? Er, 65 million Brits

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Trollface

Naughty list

I wouldn't mind, but I got mine in before the deadline and a week before Christmas what did I get for my troubles?

Yup, a 5-grand bill!

And they didn't even send it in a Christmas card. Bah humbug, bastards...

The time that Sales braved the white hot heat of the data centre to save the day

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Headmaster

Re: This is an old, old problem

Ah yes but the rookie error there is letting your personal number out to be called on it in the first place...

Anonymous Custard

Re: The quiet hero almost never gets the beer.

Had similar as a semiconductor process engineer working at customer with a 2-vendor policy.

Our tools running fine, but competitor (the 2nd vendor) tool causing them all sorts of issues. Their support was "leaving something to be desired" (to be diplomatic), so as customer guys were good to us and I had time I quietly asked them to explain the issue they were having.

Half an hour of chat later, some "suggestions" given as to what they could try and the following day came in to smiles and gratitude as the line was up again.

A great way to reinforce the "we're all a team working toward the same target" mentality with the customer, not to mention severe kudos with them and got a good free dinner as well.

Behold the Internet of Turf: IoT sucks waste energy from living plants to speak to satellites

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Boffin

Re: I'm kind a shocked

I'm also not sure whether to be impressed or worried that such power levels are enough to talk to a satellite these days...

Are you getting it? Yes, armageddon it: Mass hysteria takes hold as the Windows 7 axe falls

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Trollface

This message will self destruct in 5 seconds...

However, your old Windows 7 PC isn't going to immediately self-destruct...

Nah, you need to wait until it's updated to Win10 for that...

There's something fishy going down in the computer lab

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Re: Are we all fin-ished with the puns yet?

Five squid says he hasn't...

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Trollface

Re: Are we all fin-ished with the puns yet?

Nah, there's plenty moray came from...

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Pint

It piked my interest herring about all the mischief he got up to before he was caught and canned.

No floundering about, just doing things for the halibut...

Flying taxis? That'll be AFTER you've launched light sabres and anti-gravity skateboards

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Re: Don't Uber and other app based firms already run flying taxis, but only after dark?

Oh well done sir, definitely down to our normal pun standard here! Have an upvote...

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Re: Flying taxis = wrong solution to right problem

Can you drop me at Madison Cube Gardens on the way?

(icon to thumb a lift...)

BOFH: You brought nothing to the party but a six-pack of regret

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Re: Just the morale boost I needed

Being employable in the motor industry as a speed bump is also certainly going to get some re-usage...

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Trollface

Phil the Toff

Are you sure he's not just using his grandfather's name as an alias, having recently decided to become financially independent and to take a step back from his previous role?

Sometimes shining a light on a nuclear problem just makes things worse

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Trollface

Re: Scintillating!

Now you're just being flash and showing off...

Blackout Bug: Boeing 737 cockpit screens go blank if pilots land on specific runways

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Headmaster

Not to mention of course that exactly which end of the runway you approach from when landing on a given day is more normally dictated by the prevailing wind conditions etc than anything else...

I'm the queen of Gibraltar and will never get a traffic ticket... just two of the things anyone could have written into country's laws thanks to unsanitised SQL input vuln

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Trollface

Re: Exploits of a…

If he'd have wanted to scare them, he should have just translated a few of the law docs into Spanish and replaced them...

A Notepad nightmare leaves sysadmin with something totally unprintable

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Re: My fav tactic

Ah the Scotty Principle (aka Scott's Law) in liquid form...

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Trollface

Re: What the user doesn't know

Or indeed could make and maintain it, if you play it right...

NASA's monster rocket inches towards testing while India plots return to the Moon

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Trollface

Re: SLS....

I'm sure Jeff Bezos will maybe quietly recover a few of them like he did with the Apollo 11 one, then offer them back to NASA as an Amazon Prime deal?

Greetings from the future where it's all pole-dancing robots and Pokemon passports

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Trollface

Re: The Future is Now...

True, but it's going to be read by us lot, and you can't get much more wrong than us ;)

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Trollface

The Future is Now...

But I warn you that the augmented reality enhanced biometric system at the border gate will be a bit of a bugger. Even now, it keeps identifying me as Psyduck.

Given my UK biometric passport seems to work everywhere in the world except UK airports, I think that part is already here. Either that or I look almost entirely too much unlike Pikachu...

Nice one anyway Dabbsy, and a happy new (old) year to everyone.

But why did el-reg seem to need to label this NSFW?

A sprinkling of Star Wars and a dash of Jedi equals a slightly underbaked Rise Of Skywalker

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Alien

The Mandalorian is great as it's gone back to the roots of the thing - it's a sci-fi western.

Since somewhere around RotJ (and arguably earlier) they've gone away from that towards just trying to serve up fan service stuff and to sell merch, and so the whole thing has suffered as a result.

Rogue One was a nice reminder of what these things can be, but I think it would be too much to hope that they let Jon Favreau have enough of a free reign to make a proper full Star Wars film even after the Mandalorian...

BOFH: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and the ransomware struck

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What a nice xmas gift

Merry Christmas/Hannukah/Holiday season of choice to Simon, and to one and all...

Apple tipped to go full wireless by 2021, and you're all still grumbling about a headphone jack

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Trollface

Re: Waterproof?

Unless, of course, apple displays some of their legendary, feature removing courage and starts selling phones which, not to put too fine a point on it, do not make phone calls.

Aren't those called iPod's?

50 years ago, someone decided it would be OK to fire Apollo 12 through a rain cloud. Awks, or just 'SCE to Aux'?

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Terminator

Yup. Although the more of these stories you read, you have to give massive credit to all of them.

Utter heroes one and all.

Icon as they all must have balls of steel...

What a boar! Wild pigs snort and snuffle €20k worth of marching powder stashed in Tuscan forest

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Joke

Lost in translation...

Someone mistranslated "Pigs might fly!" into Italian as "Boars getting high!"?

Bloodhound rocket car target of 550mph put on ice after engine overheat

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Mushroom

Re: How about this idea for an additional publicity stunt?

Calling Guy Martin...

He can even bring his own fireproof racing suit?

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Pint

Re: Dear AC

For their efforts so far on the various Thrust projects, neither Andy Green nor Richard Noble should already be buying their own beer...

Here are some deadhead jobs any chatbot could take over right now

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Trollface

Re: The (apocryphal?) BOFH statement

...most of which would be comment lines.

When the IT department speaks, users listen. Or face the consequences

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Trollface

Re: Been on the receiving end of that

@ 's water music - were you the one that called me the other day about a car accident that I was apparently in that wasn't my fault?

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Trollface

Re: My current organisation is like that

Or more likely (from my experience) because you warned them in advance, you must be an expert on it so it's suddenly your responsibility to fix the mess they've made...

What is this, 1989? Laplink is still a thing and wants to help with Windows 7 migrations

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Re: Aaassgh! Laplink!

I'm sure mine was bright butter yellow.

Maybe it was to smooth the data flow?

IT protip: Never try to be too helpful lest someone puts your contact details next to unruly boxen

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Headmaster

Re: Overtime

Had something quite similar to that last time we had a downturn. The manglement had the bright idea of punting a few people, and for those of us left to continue the still quite high workload we would be paid TOIL rather than overtime.

TOIL bank limit was raised to 300 hours, and they were surprised when I hit that a few weeks later. And when asked to take some of it, had to point out that if I did then a swathe of projects would basically stop as there were no others left to take over them, with accompanying wailing and gnashing of teeth from customers.

In the end they relented and paid off a chunk of it, when I said the other option would be that I just did as they said and took the whole lot (alongside holiday allowance, bank holidays and suchlike - this discussion happened in October and I calculated with all the owing I'd be back sometime in February).

A History of (Computer) Violence: Wait. Before you whack it again, try caressing the mouse

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Headmaster

Re: Percussive maintenance

My boss used to tell users that we were specially trained in the delivery of percussive maintenance. He explained that there was a lot of training in not only knowing where to apply the maintenance but more importantly exactly how much maintenance to apply .

And in certain all-too satisfying cases, knowing when to stop before your desire for vengance on the thing outweighs the need to fix it...

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Alien

Re: The tine of a forklift wielded like a scalpel

My guess - a Predator hunting Arnie...

Hey, I wrote this neat little program for you guys called the IMAC User Notification Tool

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Headmaster

Re: Always boggled my mind

And be honest, it's a nice piece of guerilla marketting. And certainly gets the company name remembered and talked about...

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Re: Hardware Testing

Along the same lines, we had equipment which was "Failing User Certification Tests", at least until the manglement caught onto it.

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Trollface

Re: Job Title

My boss used to have the title "Business Unit Manager", at least until we started referring to him and his equivalents in the other units as a bunch of bums.

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Boffin

Or back in the day when researchers progressed from Carbon Nanotubes (CNTs) on to those made of Copper (chemical symbol Cu)...

It even got the nod from this very site. Should definitely bring back the Vulture Vulgar Acronym trophy though, in memory of Lester.

Boris Brexit bluff binds .eu domains to time-bending itinerary

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Yes EU Minister

Am I the only one who thinks this reads like a modern day update of Yes (Prime) Minister?

Linky revisited: How the evil French smart meter escaped Hell to taunt me

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Pint

Ribbit

The initial objection held by my amphibian countrymen...

I think you've just renamed my Gallic colleagues. Nice one as ever Dabbsy, have one for the weekend! ---->

Spin doctors: UPS gets permission to expand drone delivery fleet in the US

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Headmaster

Re: Prior art

Correct. I meant that there is a problem/application there, but a solution has been in place and working reliably since the early 1800's. Older and established doesn't necessarily mean worse.

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Headmaster

Prior art

So basically it's the modern 21st century equivalent of the Pneumatic Tube delivery system?

I wonder which of the two will turn out to be cheaper, quicker and/or more reliable given many hospitals have been using the older system for decades...

Thanks to all those tax dollars, humans can now hear the faint sounds of earthquakes on Mars

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Alien

Re: Earthquakes?

In space, no-one can hear you rumble?

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Alien

Nah, it's the Voice of the Mysterons doing a sound check...

IT workers: Speaking truth to douchebags since 1977

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Devil

And from personal experience of inherited projects, such vents and "honest appraisals" are often the most useful and clear information on such projects...

NASA Administrator upends the scorn bucket on Elon Musk's Starship spurtings

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Alien

Re: Something has been nagging me about the look of Starship

A Carl Sagan famously put it, "We're made of starstuff"...