* Posts by Anonymous Custard

2797 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Jul 2008

Your trainee just took down our business and has no idea how or why

Anonymous Custard
Headmaster

Re: Whoopsie!

Arguably though, when they're ready to fly solo, they are no longer trainees...

The key point is enough supervision to understand properly when they reach that point, and not rushing it.

That latter one of course being an alien concept to the beancounters and general manglement sometimes, who only see headcount and not knowledge or experience (let alone capability and competence).

Mars helicopter sends final message, but will keep collecting data

Anonymous Custard
Black Helicopters

It's just a little piece of Martian dust in your eye. A bit like what seems to be in mine as well...

I hope to see that final set of images too sometime. This whole mission has been a superb success all round.

Techie saved the day and was then criticized for the fix

Anonymous Custard
Headmaster

Re: Locks.

https://www.youtube.com/@lockpickinglawyer

Anonymous Custard
Headmaster

Re: When your manager has never lifted a screwdriver in their life.

95% I agree with you (and 100% if the manglement are also self-aggrandizing and/or a moron).

But you do get the occasional gem of a manager who knows what they don't know, are comfortable that you know more than them on the subject and will support and facilitate you doing your work.

I had a boss a while back who fitted that category, and was happy for me to use him as a sounding board to think things through by explaining it to him, which often helped me sort things in my mind too (there's no better way to be sure you know and understand something fully than to have to explain it to someone else).

Plus he may not have had deep technical skills, but he did have decent common sense and a logical way of thinking, meaning he'd often ask not-so-technical questions that again made you stop and think or reconsider how you'd approached the problem. Often got over the old "not seeing the wood for the trees" scenarios, or when you'd got too focussed on a given possible solution and had missed something else or a test that should be done.

If you luck onto one of them, hang onto them for dear life...

65 years ago, America announced the names of its first astronauts

Anonymous Custard
Thumb Up

Re: They Tested Women, Too

Read the life story of Wally Funk on that subject.

It's right up there with any of the men for heroism and pioneer spirit. And was wonderful that she finally got to space (albeit suborbital via Blue Origin) a few years back.

Anonymous Custard
Trollface

Re: Believing deeply in himself

There is a certain irony in the fact that one of the most down-to-earth men you could hope to meet was Armstrong...

Anonymous Custard
Headmaster

Re: Thunderbirds are go!

Perhaps they could one-up the others by claiming that Brains was named after them...

Therein lies a whole other story...

I recently digitised my old copies of Thunderbirds (plus Stingray and Captain Scarlet) and am currently working through them and enjoying it very much.

Must also rewatch The Right Stuff, haven't seen that in years. Great film, if a bit long to fit into daily life.

I would say reviving my youth, but both those series, and indeed all the space launches bar the final two Apollo missions were before I was born (for Apollo 16, I was a whole 2 days old when it launched).

Anonymous Custard
Alien

Thunderbirds are go!

I always thought it was a nice touch that they also got subtly honoured by their names being used in Thunderbirds.

At least for 5 of them anyway, maybe Wally and Deke aren't quite heroic enough sounding names, despite the achievements of their real-life counterparts...

(and to forestall the question, Gus Grissom's actual first name was Virgil, Gus was his nickname).

BBC exterminates AI experiments used to promote Doctor Who

Anonymous Custard
Trollface

Re: Capt Kirk with sonic

And we know he's always running around, especially down corridors...

Anonymous Custard

Re: Capt Kirk with sonic

@I ain't Spartacus - be careful what you wish for. Not singing, but asking, which in Shatner's case is probably close enough.

https://twitter.com/williamshatner/status/1181940779826106368

Although if you search "william shatner singing never gonna give you up" on Google, the first video suggestion is ironically appropriate...

Anonymous Custard
Trollface

Re: Capt Kirk with sonic

I was thinking more that he's morphing into Rick Astley...

Pragmatic Semiconductor opens UK's first 300mm wafer fab in Durham

Anonymous Custard
Trollface

Re: Nice trip hazard

That was my first thought as well on seeing that photo.

Maybe it was put in there as a jump challenge for HRH, although finding a cleanroom suit for her horse would be an interesting challenge...

DBA made ten years of data disappear with one misplaced parameter

Anonymous Custard
Trollface

Re: Appropriate Mis-quote

Inconceivable!

What's brown and sticky and broke this PC?

Anonymous Custard
Headmaster

Re: House's Law

Everything I ever say or write is a lie.

Most especially the above statement...

BOFH: So you want more boardroom tech that no one knows how to use

Anonymous Custard
Trollface

Re: Don't give Microsoft ideas...

Isn't "Special K" just Rice Krispies that failed the quality control test?

Presumably they have Snap and Pop, but something happened to Krackle...?

Yes, I did just crash that critical app. And you should thank me for having done so

Anonymous Custard
Trollface

Re: The ultimate test

Or for randomised input containing all sorts of weird characters, try my cats and their love of lazing around on keyboards...

Ad agency boss owned two Ferraris but wouldn't buy a real server

Anonymous Custard
Trollface

Re: "They have that kind of money"

Likewise

How many boxes with blinkenlights have ever been wrapped around a tree or lamp-post when the ego outstrips the control skills...?

Anonymous Custard
Trollface

Re: Aaron?

I was probably aiming to go into The Tyburn Tree

A good place to hang out...

Microsoft Copilot for Security prepares for April liftoff

Anonymous Custard
Trollface

Papering over the cracks

So in short they're trying to use artificial intelligence to overcome the real stupidity of how their products are designed (?) in relation to security...

Anonymous Custard
Alien

Re: chit chow

All your bases PCs are belong to us

NASA's FY2025 budget request means tough times ahead for Chandra and Hubble

Anonymous Custard
Trollface

And had boldly gone somewhere...

BOFH: I get locked out, but I get in again

Anonymous Custard
Trollface

Re: Your mission, should you choose to accept it...

Looks like mission accomplished... *evil grin*

Anonymous Custard
Trollface

Your mission, should you choose to accept it...

OK, so I'm now going to have the Mission Impossible theme stuck in my head all day after reading that...

Job interview descended into sweary shouting match, candidate got the gig anyway

Anonymous Custard
Headmaster

Re: Yet another similar experience

I had something along similar lines, but more mechanical.

Coming out of uni, did the usual milk round which included an interview with Rolls Royce in Derby (aerospace engines).

Turned up and the morning was a tour followed by an "engineering test" due to last an hour. So I sits down and looks at this, and it's stuff like here is a train of gears, if i turn the first one clockwise, which way will various others in the sequence turn? They did try to throw a curve-ball or two in there (for example 3 gears meshed together in a triangle - the answer being none of them can turn).

So I'm there thinking "these guys make the engines that keep planes flying and they give tests like this?", but I look around at my fellow candidates and they all seem to be struggling or just looking dazed and confused. it was the weirdest experience I've had in such a situation. Especially given I think I finished the test in 20 minutes, then had the invigilator sit there looking at me and wondering what to do with me for the next half hour or so.

Anyway I finish the day up and a few days later I get a letter starting "Congratulations. When you start with Rolls Royce...".

As in I've passed the interview, and they seem to be just assuming I'm going to take the job because they'd offered it to me.

In fact they were one of four possibilities I had, and that letter combined with that test immediately put them at the bottom of the heap.

I ended up with offers from all four, and the chosen one is still my employer to this day, over a quarter century later...

Anonymous Custard
Trollface

Re: "They add great value when the time comes to lay people off."

In my quarter-century here I've seen at least 3 HR managers/directors depart, and at least two of those were during rounds of redundancy (the third being announced around 3 days after she departed, with no prior warning or announcement to the rest of us).

Make of these what you will...

Microsoft drags Windows Subsystem for Android into the trash

Anonymous Custard
Trollface

Re: Microsoft wasn't really committed

Doesn’t bode well for CoPilot …

You say that like it's a bad thing...

Copilot pane as annoying as Clippy may pop up in Windows 11

Anonymous Custard

Re: And I want it why?

Or a way to create its own problem to "solve"...

Anonymous Custard
Trollface

Re: @Yankee Doodle Doofus - Hover and Pause

Pardon my ignorance but, where is that edge copilot ?

That kind of ignorance should be cherished, not pardoned...

Anonymous Custard
Headmaster

Yet another solution looking for a problem.

So either they throw it at so much stuff that my pure (bad?) luck at some point something will stick, or they use it to create their own problem...

Updates are plenty but fans are few in Windows 11 land

Anonymous Custard
Boffin

Re: If the navy has an admiral ...

The end of Air Force One also springs to mind, for those who prefer aircraft to boats...

They call me 'Growler'. I don't like you. Let's discuss your pay cut

Anonymous Custard

Re: Revenge

Although I find cold hard cash also quite acceptable...

Willy Wonka event leaves bitter taste with artificially sweetened promises

Anonymous Custard
Trollface

Re: Catgacating

Didn't that get released in 2019?

Husqvarna ports Doom to a robot lawnmower – not, thankfully, its chainsaws

Anonymous Custard
Devil

As long as they don't learn IDDQD, IDKFA and most appropriately IDCLIP...

Intuitive Machines' lunar lander tripped and fell

Anonymous Custard
Boffin

Robot Wars?

Should we lend these guys some old VHS tapes of Robot Wars, and highlight the srimech?

RIP Rex Garrod...

Developer's default setting created turbulence in the flight simulator

Anonymous Custard
Trollface

Re: Fuses?

Some Boeings might benefit from being bolted to the ground and maybe shaken about a bit too...

Anonymous Custard
Trollface

Re: Fuses?

I would personally use the space reserved for cup-holders.

At which point someone will put down his or her coffee and everything will go dark and quiet...?

Anonymous Custard
Thumb Up

Re: Shirley?

If you want a follow-up (aside from Airplane II of course) then I can recommend Top Secret.

Not as well known nor quite as good, but still great fun.

Techie climbed a mountain only be told not to touch the kit on top

Anonymous Custard
Pint

Re: A successful failure?

Well played sir, I think you just won this week's comments.

Anonymous Custard
Coat

Re: Hillary-ous

Yeah these puns are truly mountain up...

Anonymous Custard
Trollface

Re: Nice day for a trip to Scotland

That'll be Schrodinger's Cat, where the mere act of looking attracts its attention so it stops playing around with the cables and connections...

Anonymous Custard
Headmaster

Re: Had a similar thing happen

Yup, as I often say when I'm teaching some of our new recruits on troubleshooting, there's never been an investigative tool or procedure produced which is better than the mk 1 eyeball.

It's amazing how often we get called in by customers to downed machines that have been that way for days (or even weeks) and they've done all their meetings, model based problem solving, devising of tests to run and analysis of data etc in nice cosy meeting rooms and have never actually ventured into the cleanroom (for background, I work for a semiconductor equipment maker) and looked at the damn thing.

Then you walk in there, take one look and have a "there's your problem" moment (to quote Adam Savage) when you see something on the floor or hanging off that shouldn't be...

Anonymous Custard
Boffin

Indeed, or the classic "dust in the power connection", where the only cure is to power down, pull the cable out, blow into the end of it and then reconnect it and test...

Standards-obsessed boss ignored one, and suffered all night for his sin

Anonymous Custard
Mushroom

We have something very similar here, although in our case with travel.

Before there were a couple of part time ladies who handled it all for us, we just told them what we want and they valiantly fought with Concur and various travel sites and got it done.

Both more than worth their weight in gold for what they did, but certainly not paid that much or indeed anywhere near what they were worth.

Then bean-counter central (who never travel anywhere) decided it would be a good idea to get rid of them and make us all do our own travel arrangements etc.

So now we all have to spend 3-5x as long as our former travel gurus did as we don't know the systems as well as they did (and we're really getting to loath them as well), not to mention our hourly pay rate is probably also somewhere between 2-10x what they were originally on I would estimate (given this rule applies all the way up to director and VP level for self-booking).

Now quite where is the economy or the job satisfaction here again, especially given I spent more time travelling and out of the country last year than in it?

PLACEHOLDER ONLY Someone please write witty headline here

Anonymous Custard
Trollface

Re: "...never put anything on there that you don't want a user to see."

Haven't we all...?

40 years since Elite became the most fun you could have with 22 kilobytes

Anonymous Custard
Alien

Re: The inspiration for Oolite

I was going to post the exact same thing (given I've submitted many OXPs and OXZs to expand it over the years), so have an upvote instead...

How Sinclair's QL computer outshined Apple's Macintosh against all odds

Anonymous Custard
Flame

Amstrad was sold to Sinclair

I think Lord Yer-Fired might have something to say about that?

While we fire the boss, can you lock him out of the network?

Anonymous Custard
Holmes

Re: Hot backup servers?

...or that they were solely for hosting the remote backup for the company, and had no other usage?

Drivers: We'll take that plain dumb car over a flashy data-spilling internet one, thanks

Anonymous Custard
Flame

Re: ransomware

Or something like "want to turn your heated seats off now it's summer? Send £1 per minute, otherwise they go back on at full blast..."

New year, new bug – rivalry between devs led to a deep-code disaster

Anonymous Custard
Pirate

Out in the fields

Not only the lowest common denominator of hardware, but also in the range of common usage scenarios.

We had something recently here which when rolled out royally screwed up everyone working in the field.

Everything had been "tested" of course before roll-out, but always from the comfort and safety of the company LAN when sat in a cosy office.

But when run on-site with the customer breathing down your neck and access only via VPN into the mothership network, the less than optimal speed and other under-the-hood differences between the connection methods were enough to completely screw up the remote users.

And given all this was actually aimed primarily at field usage, there were some interesting questions asked at the post mortem as to why it hadn't actually been field-tried before release...