* Posts by David Nash

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I don't have to save my work, it's in The Cloud. But Microsoft really must fix this files issue

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Re: As it is traditional to pick apart these stories

The problem is a lack of basic computer literacy like the whole concept of files, folders, saving, applications, desktops, icons and so on.

In the early days when only experts used PCs, everything had real manuals, but it seems that the more everyone else has to use them and the corresponding need for more manuals, the fewer we get, if any.

And there seems to be an assumption of basic understanding that users don't have.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean Google isn't listening to everything you say

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"Unable to help with sex."

"neither of us were actually speaking during the preceding minute or so"

So what were you doing?

Suspected dark-web meth dealers caught by, er, 'using real address' when buying stamps

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Re: Not worried about drugs

Despite you putting quotes around it, that is not a correct quote from the article.

Here is the actual quote, pasted from the article:

"a suspicious large plastic tote bag"

ie. it wasn't that having a bag was in itself suspicious. But it was "suspiciously large"

I don't know what the size limit is for a bag not being suspicious!

Bonkers British MPs rant: 5G signals cause cancer

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"Scientific" evidence

Is there any other kind?

If it's not "scientific", it's not real evidence.

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Re: "Is there any evidence that electromagnetic fields can affect the behaviour of animals?"

I don't think that the Earth's magnetic field counts as *electro*magnetic, does it?

Maybe it does, seeing as E and M forces are aspects of the same EM force,

But I think the MPs are concerned about RF not EM in general.

And they are still wrong.

Samsung reminds rabble to scan smart TVs for viruses – then tries to make them forget

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Re: ahh tvs

When the term "flat-screen" first started appearing it was referring to the front of the tube being less curved.

Then when actual flat screens came out, it began to be used in that sense.

Now all TVs are "flat-screen" unless you are talking about an ancient CRT.

But still various media use the term as a prefix, usually and bizarrely to denote some form of luxury, eg. when complaining that prisoners have "flat-screen TVs".

Hmm, actually I think I've seen new curved screens in the shops now, so maybe "flat-screens" is coming to mean "old-fashioned"?

Oblivious 'influencers' work on 3.6-roentgen tans in Chernobyl after realising TV show based on real nuclear TITSUP

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Re: Small point

Never heard the "Keith" bit before either.

IT pro screwed out of unused vacation pay, bonus by HPE after judge rules: The law is a mess but it's still the law

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Sick leave?

Being sick is not "time off" in the usual sense. You can't help being sick and limiting sick time and counting it like holiday is immoral. By all means require doctor's notes and the like for more than a couple of days but to have an allocation of days when you are allowed to be sick makes no sense.

Also encourages people to pull fake sickies because they think they're entitled to them.

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Re: They fucked with Milton's red Swingline stapler.

Why quote the actual truth when some made-up anti-BBC half-truth will serve your presumed purpose better?

What the BBC defended was the right to make provocative jokes about battery acid and indeed stated explicitly that they were "not intended to be taken seriously"

They did not defend a battery acid attack as your comment suggests.

It's official! The Register is fake news… according to .uk overlord Nominet. Just a few problems with that claim, though

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Re: I am tired of you bringing up Trump for no reason.

How is a movie review "news", fake or otherwise?

If a reviewer is wrong about the origin of a term, then they could be genuinely mistaken or perhaps a bit dim (I don't know who wrote the review you mentioned, so no accusations).

In any case a review is opinion and I don't see much scope for being fake unless it outright lies about what the movie depicts.

Uncle Sam wants to read your tweets, check out your Instagram, log your email addresses before you enter the Land of the Free on a visa

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Re: Hello darkness, my old friend

I have a facebook account that I never use and I don't remember the last time I logged in. Maybe less than 5 years, maybe more. If I log in to check, does that count as "using" it?

Egg on North Face: Wikipedia furious after glamp-wear giant swaps article pics for sneaky ad shots – and even brags about it in a video

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Re: I've got several items of North Face gear...

Slight over-reaction to boycott a brand because of something their ad-agency did relating to pictures on the Internet, no?

Microsoft Windows 10 'Burger King' build 1903: Have it your way... and it may still leave a nasty taste in your mouth

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they think you might forget that you've upgraded

But an automatic Windows 10 Update is not "upgrading".

C'mon, UK networks! Poor sods have 'paid' for their contract phones a few times over... Tell 'em about good deals

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Re: Mobile operators are all theives

I used to get contract phones and had some good deals from time to time. But haven't done so for a while, especially as lower-tier phones are now more than adequate.

Not sure about the others but I am pretty sure that O2 at least separate out the cost of the phone loan and the service charges. Therefore they don't continue taking payments for the loan after it's paid off. I bet they try their hardest to get you to upgrade and thereby take out a new loan though.

It's 2019 and a WhatsApp call can hack a phone: Zero-day exploit infects mobes with spyware

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when did they fix it?

The article says they rolled out a fix on Monday, however my Android WhatsApp says it's the latest version (2.19.134), no update is available, and last updated 10/5/2019, ie before Monday.

Essex named sexiest British accent followed closely by, um, Glaswegian

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Re: No accent?

Which was of course the point being made when the article referenced people who think they don't have an accent. Spelling it out was not really necessary.

Double-sided printing data ballsup leaves insurance giant Chubb with egg on its face

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Re: They ought to teach this in schools.

That's just because people bring stupidly-big cases as hand luggage.

Just use a medium-sized backpack or other reasonably-sized hand luggage and stick it under the seat in front. Anything else gets checked in.

EU lumbers towards Apple probe as Spotify cries foul over App Store's 30% cut

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You can't buy digital media from the Amazon app on IOS?

Being an Android user I didn't know that. Astounding.

If the thing you were doing earlier is 'drop table' commands, ctrl-c, ctrl-v is not your friend

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Re: An alternative to Ctrl-c

Cut instead of Copy doesn't work if the thing you are copying from is copyable but not editable (like a web page).

It's May 2. Know what that means? Yep, it's the PR orgy that is World Password Day... again

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Re: WTF does it matter?

On the back of a van today I saw they had a website address with a proper descriptive name of the business and below, the next line read "Email: Joe.Bloggs156@aol.com"

I have seen that kind of thing a few times.

It always amazes me that they think such generic email addresses look in any way profesional.

Out-of-office email ping-pong fills server after server over festive break

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Re: When was the last time you sexed up a CV?

I believe you but if you go back and read your comment it really doesn't come across that you were suggesting he was bragging. I wondered why you mentioned female too.

Not another pro-Brexit demo... though easy to confuse: Each Union Jack marks a pile of poo

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I assume you don't mean "bathroom" but "public [lavatory|convenience|toilet|loo|etc]"?

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Re: Dog poo vigilantes

If you don't approve of Dog Poo and you always did the right thing, then how are the vigilantes a pain?

Windows 10 May 2019 Update thwarted by obscure tech known as 'external storage'

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Re: Can we have a....

Define "good"

Surprising absolutely no one at all, Samsung's folding-screen phones knackered within days

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Re: Extremely poor

"I have seen plenty of badly cracked Androids, they still work ok - the user cares more about the software than vanity stuff!"

Whereas the users who don't care about vanity at all just put the phone in a case with a screen protector and it doesn't break.

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Re: Folding was ever a problem

Me too, but it didn't break. Great calculator for A-levels, back in the day.

A quick cup of coffee leaves production manager in fits and a cleaner in tears

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Re: Cleaners...

Yes I do wonder about such stories because builders and yes even cleaners should know that if they remove a plug, then something is going to be turned off, surely?

Facebook ad platform discriminates all on its own, say boffins

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Re: Easily solved...

"So if I'm advertising a breast pump I can't target my ad at women only? If I'm advertising ED pills I can't target my ad at men only? I have to waste half my ad budget on people who will never buy my product?"

No, go and read the article again.

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Re: Maybe it's not discrimination at all.

Surely "face wash" is "soap", not "cosmetics", whatever aisle it's in?

Chap joins elite support team, solves what no one else can. Is he invited back? Is he f**k

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Re: No good deed...

Should have sent them a bill!

Brit Parliament online orifice overwhelmed by Brexit bashers

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And if the original referendum had been required to have a (say) two-thirds majority to take effect, probably everyone would have accepted that beforehand as reasonable.

Then whichever way it went there would have been more acceptance of the result generally.

Airlines in Asia, Africa ground Boeing 737 Max 8s after second death crash in four-ish months

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Re: after second death crash (OT)

This one seems pretty accurate to me.

Sure, we've got a problem but we don't really want to spend any money on the tech guy you're sending to fix it

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Re: Driving staff away

The policy doesn't even makes sense. Are you not supposed to eat lunch unless you are 50 miles away?

Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster

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Re: We have surely reached peak beard.

Nothing wrong with backpacks. What do you prefer, a Ford Prefect-style satchel?

TalkTalk kept my email account active for 8 years after I left – now it's spamming my mates

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Re: Not even surprised

That's true and you can't blame them because there are periodic articles about how we should all be switching all the time, Money Saving Expert etc. giving league tables of "look how cheap this broadband is".

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Re: Indefensible

The account was supposedly closed, nobody is going to be screaming if they shut it down.

Ah, this military GPS system looks shoddy but expensive. Shall we try to break it?

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...And kill them

Wasn't that a Not The Nine O'Clock News sketch?

In hilariously petulant move, Apple shuts Texas stores and reopens them few miles down the road – for patent reasons

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Re: Perhaps an empty gesture

Not the same - I interpreted the point to be that, rather than license the technology, they redesigned it to not use that technology. You don't have that option if fined for speeding.

Not so smart after all: A techie's tale of toilet noise horror

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Re: Strangest sounds ever heard from the head...

Inside a...head?

waiting near the kids' heads?

died laughing because of a song from Frozen?

(also baffled).

Eggheads want YOU to name Jupiter's five newly found moons ‒ and yeah, not so fast with Moony McMoonface

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Eggheads?

Were they not Boffins?

Unearthed emails could be smoking gun in epic GDPR battle: Google, adtech giants 'know they break Euro privacy law'

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Re: Targetted ads

"I remember being on a scuba diving site once looking to book a holiday, and seeing ads being presented for kitchen white goods."

Well, (1) the site you are on is no longer of relevance to the ads that you see. The whole point of this discussion is that the ads are determined by information they have about you, rather than which site they are shown on; and (2) perhaps you are blocking tracking as far as possible, therefore they don't actually have much accurate information about you.

You didn't actually say that you weren't interested in kitchen white goods by the way.

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Re: Sorry, can't do that...

Exactly.

There seems to be an increasing tendency for users/inventors of new techniques to employ reasoning like "If we do X, it will be illegal, so the law must be changed" rather than "we can't do X because it's illegal".

See also Uber vs. taxi registration and employment laws; AirB&B vs hotel regulations, etc. etc.

NASA boffins show Moon water supply could – er, this can't be right? – come from the Sun

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Re: Paradigm shift ?

I am dubious of any video that starts with "100% Proof Free Energy"

Fun fact: GPS uses 10 bits to store the week. That means it runs out... oh heck – April 6, 2019

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True, the people who say things like "in this day and age" forgets that things were designed and built in a previous day and age, and things that mostly work, like GPS, tend not to be just thrown away for the latest shiny as if it were an iphone 6.

Alleged SIM swapping crypto-crooks cuffed, iOS app snooping, ad-fraud botnets, and more

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Re: Sms should not be used for 2fa

If you have your phone set up not to display the content of SMS until unlocked, should be OK, no?

National Enquirer's big Pecker tried to shaft me – and I wouldn't give him an inch, says Jeff Bezos after dick pic leak threat

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Re: The largest pecker

Just thought it was funny that this was posted by "NanoMeter"

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Re: I have some questions

Presumably (although IANAL either) if they told the guy they were going to publish and that was that, it's not blackmail even if he then proposes some deal and they agree not to publish.

Whereas if *they* propose a deal not to publish it is indistinguishable from blackmail.

UK transport's 'ludicrous' robocar code may 'put lives at risk'

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Re: Missing the obvious

Way to go with the sweeping generalisation!

I am a cyclist *and* a driver, they are not mutually exclusive, and I follow the highway code, rules of the road etc when in both roles. There are good and bad drivers and cyclists, so let's have less of that please.

How did we get from self-driving cars to slagging off cyclists?

London's Met police confess: We made just one successful collar in latest facial recog trial

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Given that there were apparently signs indicating the use of this equipment, and publicity beforehand, I am surprised that anyone on a watchlist (assuming they know that the police are after them) walked past the cameras at all.

European Commission orders mass recall of creepy, leaky child-tracking smartwatch

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Re: Same test results, different conclusion?

Yeah that's how it came across to me too "Iceland? Who cares about Iceland, we're in Germany!"