* Posts by Yorkshirepudding

446 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Jul 2008

Page:

Wacky Wii-style PS3 controller in the works

Yorkshirepudding
Alert

lol wut?

ive only just discovered this while searching for another article and two things come to mind 1) is this a joke cause if it is then lol!2) if not then WTF! Sony dont bloody do it it! leave the wii alone and get on with concentrating on better games the PS pad is fine as it is and years of refinement cant be beat

Sony pitches blue-laser Compact Disc revival

Yorkshirepudding
Alert

No sony!

just no! enough already just pack it in!

/goes back to listening to MD player

US admiral wants pain-rayguns for Gulf fleet

Yorkshirepudding
Stop

enough..

.. of this raygun rubbish where are my type X phasers and photon torpedos!

Fifty years later, steam appears on British railway

Yorkshirepudding
Go

steampunk?

yes but where are the steampowered battlebots?

that is all

Barack Obama will be president

Yorkshirepudding
Go

epic win?

Morbo is pleased by the puny human voting system! may death come quickly to our new overlords enemies

Microsoft retires Windows 3.11 on 18th birthday

Yorkshirepudding
Thumb Up

goodnight old friend

windows certainly has a lot of critics but i will remember 3.1 with affection as the first O.S. i ever truly dabbled with and its been amusing to know the old war horse has still been battling on for nearly 20 years

kudos to my first OS

Coppers nab more mobe-yapping drivers

Yorkshirepudding
Go

what really gets me is....

these fools who drive and can afford exec and top level cars yet they wont go for the handsfree option or even pay 10 quid for a bluetooth headset. thats just tight.

yet my lowly ford focus has built in bluetooth, how i cackle with glee at those in previously mentioned vehicles when the filth pull them

bwahahahahahaaaaa

Sky channels return to cable

Yorkshirepudding
Pirate

option C

I get topuptv its like cut price sky i dont line Rupert Murdochs pockets and get a constant stream of star trek thanks to Virgin 1 (blessed art the geeks in their programming dept)

although if they had bothered to lay cable in my new street then it would be a different story

skull and crossbones - well if you have to ask...

Taurid meteors promise Guy Fawkes fireball show

Yorkshirepudding
Alien

its a trap!

meteorites? fireworks? its one big smoke screen to invasion!

Jezza Clarkson cops flak for 'truckers murder strumpets' gag

Yorkshirepudding
Stop

release the hounds!

im just waiting for the daily wail to launch another campaign, if you dont like it turn over ffs!

nobody complained about about the comment about the stig making sweet love to brands answer machine or that he would have tried to mount the white lambo.

move along move along.....

Forcefields will guard Mars ships from solar ion storms

Yorkshirepudding
Go

hmmmm

shields up keptin?

no Klingon battle cruisers in sight though

US forces want man-hunting robot wolfpacks

Yorkshirepudding
Black Helicopters

rotm

the march towards judgement day continues unabated. i for one welcome our robotic overlords

AMD co-founder Ed Turney dies

Yorkshirepudding

RIP

Thanks Ed for producing a great alternative to the big boys and proving that even the little dude can make a difference

NASA kids' compo: Name the inflatable moon habitat

Yorkshirepudding
Go

i propose

"mobile oppression palace"

500 quatloos to the man who identifies the source of the above!

Hubble in double trouble

Yorkshirepudding
Black Helicopters

system anomalies?

[proffesor frink mode]

thats how it starts with the anomalies and the killing and the robots and aliens glaven mm-hai!

[/proffesor frink mode]

i for one welcome are metal overlords may death come swiftly to their enemies

Times: US about to deploy Space Marines

Yorkshirepudding
Go

wussies

thunderhawk gunship filled with a squad of the adeptus astartes FTW proper space marines

Obama spews ads onto Xbox Live

Yorkshirepudding
Pirate

lolz

no such crap in the ps3 version, please by all means clutter up those screens

yaaar is a poltical bording innit

Black widows: Coming soon to a kitchen sink near you

Yorkshirepudding
Alert

oh dear

i think i speak for most aracnaphobes in saying

DO NOT WANT!!!!!11

Serial troll bitchslaps Reg hack

Yorkshirepudding
Stop

lol @ yank

ahhh origional US response #7

"we saved you in xxxxxx"

Trigger-happy Welsh cops taser sheep

Yorkshirepudding
Coat

smells like

roast lamb anyone? no

mines the one with the mint sauce in

Crashed aircraft is Fossett's, authorities confirm

Yorkshirepudding
Alien

do i need to suggest it?

<----- icon says it all

Postman Pat goes postal

Yorkshirepudding
Stop

royal fail

being someone who grew up with postman pat im disappointed with the modern twist! but having said that im sure it will appeal to modern yoof, no doubt he will be delivering ASBOs and restraining orders too?

now if only the royal mail could do as well as pat instead of 'loosing' 30% of my play.com orders.

BT claims UK broadband boost breakthrough

Yorkshirepudding
Alert

utter rollocks

complete bullpies BT once again you are talking out of your poo chute, and as for the iPlate pffft they are ten a penny on the interwebs

thats assuming your neighbours tv isnt interrupting it

Telco compares merger to Challenger space shuttle

Yorkshirepudding
Pirate

epic fail

thus are crap, we take the service from them and are rubbish at billing and their adsl fault call centre are pap too. this can only mean more doom and gloom for us SMEs dealing with em

abandon ship me harties yaaarr

EA in Spore DRM climbdown

Yorkshirepudding
Thumb Down

lol ea

EA truly are turning into some evil dictatorship of a producer, remember the good old days of desert strike?

sigh

/goes back to playing bad company

Data centers embrace The Great Outdoors

Yorkshirepudding
Stop

eh?

umm couldnt the potential sun light (not that we get any lol) heat up all those nice black metal cabinets? as any black car owner will know even a bit of sunlight turns em into an oven!

i suppose it depends on the number of windows and sizes

now if you opened them could you imagine the racket? id rather not live next to one :p

HMV keeps Warhammer-ers from goblins

Yorkshirepudding
Paris Hilton

waaaagh!

sure to upset the spottied masses of the tabletop gaming community i just wish they would hurry up with a decent warhammer 40k game on the scale of battlefield or battlefront

paris just wonders what a warhammer is ;-)

Enterprises throw caution to the wind in 802.11n rush

Yorkshirepudding
Alert

G Thang

give me G over N anytime, N is a pile of crap, only good for internal networking. but yet people still think that faster wifi means faster broadband. but then thats just my customers that have an IQ that would make a glass of water blush.

i might just go into the PC world tonight and wait for some hapless person to pickup an N router and steer them away

Revealed: How the Beano de-menaced Dennis

Yorkshirepudding
Coat

more pc crap

amusing to read this happened in the 80s when i started reading said quality comics it does amuse me what they are going to come up with next

maybe a PC character, they could call him P.C. PC*

*trademarked!

mines the one with the peashooter and slingshot in

Dixons Group still suffering

Yorkshirepudding
Go

@ greg

woot im with you mate, form an orderly queue for the discounts!!!

im proud to say im banned from my local pc world for steering the innocent from DSG's trickery

Anti-Kremlin website owner shot dead in police custody

Yorkshirepudding
Coat

in soviet russia

search enginen finds you....

no?

mines the one with the T-38 keys in

US utilities plot remote switch off

Yorkshirepudding
Coat

all your plugs are belong to us

power not to the people then?

mines the one with the 13amp plugs in

Anatomy of a malware scam

Yorkshirepudding
Pirate

nuke the site from orbit

very interesting read, i have had numerous people bring laptops infrected with this shit to me and you wouldnt believe the pain in the backside it is to remove, thats why my real only conclusion is to nuke the site from orbit! wipe the HD then start again

personally i think user education is a paramount thing teaching people what is legitimate is good, these sort of things make it hard but not impossible, problem is most dont care and what their interwebs straight away *sigh*

personally there is no punishment on this earth good enough for these swines, however may i suggest papercutting them a million times and dropping them in salt?

Symantec nabs PC Tools for added street cred

Yorkshirepudding
Pirate

oh noes

billing issues aside i find reg mechanic and spyware doctor handy tools to have around, i worry now about the mess symantec will make, time to jump ship methinks, ill bet 500 quatloos symantec make a mess of it

The IT Crowd goes west

Yorkshirepudding
Go

ill bet 500 quatloos

the yanks dont get it

as for a third series great news! i suppose the hardcore geekiness has to be left out so muggles can understand it

Hull falls off the internet

Yorkshirepudding
Stop

eggs in one basket?

i detect epic fail

Secret of invisibility unravelled by US researchers

Yorkshirepudding
Go

Qapla

Pffft cloaked birds of prey! all you need is a tachyon detection grid, and some reconfigured torpedoes

the things gotta have a tail pipe?

BT slams bandwidth brakes on all subscribers

Yorkshirepudding
Alert

no problems here

dont file share, dont download, dont stream, just use it for the usual, browsing and online play through the PS3 and i can confirm no problems with that, maybe now i said it though they will scupper that

in the end live with it or vote with your feet and stop whinging

Bill Gates exposed as closet Yorkshireman

Yorkshirepudding
Coat

blummin eck

yet more proof that the white rose influence spans the globe, although he has injected (sic) money into the school of tropical medicine in liverpool so cant be that tight

mines the one with the whippet lead and eccles cake in!

born n bred!

Bagel brownin' Cylon toaster now frakkin' available

Yorkshirepudding
Stop

seconded no red eye

no point! now a red dwarf talkie toaster, thats another thing! plug it into your router and get daily reports

Irate sysadmin locks San Francisco officials out of network

Yorkshirepudding
Go

lol'd

Ha Ha frisco got owned you go brother!

Raptor and Eurofighter go head to head

Yorkshirepudding
Black Helicopters

easy prey

there's no fighter alive john McClaine can take out!

Scareware runs amok on PlayStation site

Yorkshirepudding
Gates Horns

commeth the 360 fanboy

like the 360 has never had problems, i demand this faggotry cease!

Government waves cutlass at IT budget

Yorkshirepudding
Black Helicopters

oh noes

this daft bint is my MP so i'd be worried judging by the state of my ward!

Who will be the next Doctor?

Yorkshirepudding
Alien

guess who?

its still tennant i have it on good authority from an auntie beeb insider ;-) tennent is signed up for one more series

maybe his 'daughter' has some part to play?

there was a fair bit of emphasis played on his hand in a jar

Gaaaaaaah damn you beeb making me wait!

Sony pulls PlayStation 3 software update

Yorkshirepudding
Go

dont panic!

well i downloaded my update from sony direct to a usb stick and everything was fine no hiccups at all i think that the sheer load of peopled doing it (damn yanks) might have corrupted some downloads and caused the problems, no such problems for me though!

i just wonder how this will affect play though? in the past if an update was available you could not play online till you had it, does this withdrawl mean people with the update cant play online? well 11.30 last night i was on and no probs

as for people loosing precious game saves? its your own fault if you dont back them up :P

Page: