Posts by Yorkshirepudding

my god...

its xenu! look there in the top left!

epic win

im loving it we demand more reconstructions!

epic fail

but so near to an epic win, mind the soap sunshine

DO NOT WANT!

see this is why stupidity detectors should be attached to all computers

bah

when John McClaine can single handedly take out an F35 why worry about missiles?

@ Ian Emery

Ripped the quote was a strong word my humblest apologies i do of course know moby dick was his favourite book

star trek villians have a knack for great speeches

Christopher plummer ala undiscovered country

and even [gasp] yes malcom mcdowel in generations (they say time is the fire in which we burn)

barstewards

tight arse fucks nuff said

@ Anonymous John

i second that a playmobil reconstruction forthwith!

motorolla business plan

1. design good looking but crap to use phones

2. implement awful UI

3. ????

4. Profit!!!

mines the one with the ugly feature packed proper mobile in it

@ Joe K

ah beaten to it i doth my cap sir

im sure the taliban will welcome their new hoverbot masters with a well placed RPG ;-)

what still no ROTM icon el reg for shame!

not a good day

McGoohan and Montalban both RIP

he's there in heaven now tearing around in his lotus 7 being chased by giant beach balls

bless you sir

@Mr B

Yes but if you have the headphones on how are you supposed to hear the child-molesting Al Qaeda heroin dealer sneaking up behind you to batter you to death and to steal your jaffa cakes?

you think thats bad

the peeps in subway that make the subs are called "sandwich artists" *scoff* have you seen most of the handywork? lol no love whatsoever

i sense a problem

what if your jogging and texting? or even running and texting? no good for jack bauer that!

mines the one with the gps jammer in it

i sense much fail...

since lucas decided midichlorians control the force users ability

im the only....

satisified play.com customer?

sure you could spend hours hopping from shop to shop for the cheapest item but i tend to find play.com have cheaper prices than amazon and HMV, they usually despatch quickley too as long as your postie doesnt knick the stuff like mine

i for one...

welcome our gas filled floating overlord

indeed

nothing says 'mug me' more than a spangley video watch...

mines the one with the starfleet flip communicator in

maybe

the magic smoke escape while you had your back turned while going for the hammer

stick that in your drive bay and format it!

oh look

i think i spot xenu!

but in all seriousness a gorgeous pic!

i lol'd

iphone killer? motorola? in the same sentance ha!

in fact motorola? haha!

best get me coat now before the motorola fanboys start baying for blood

may i be the first to say

owned? lol

only one thing for it

MOAR!!!

that is all

pimp my shuttle?

you could fit a warp 5 engine in the cargo bay, pop some nacelles on the side, couple of photon torpedo tubes here and there and your off, bah nasa! amateurs XD

a step in the right direction

clearly though the tesla may not take off its a step in the right direction, clearly the tech to make it is feasible if a tad expensive, i did enjoy the section on the Honda though, looks like fuel cell cars are the way forward, i would definitely go for one if the world went in that direction, though there is a distinct lack of

i am however sick and tired of all the bitching about top gear, ok so its slipped off the factual slope and on to the entertaining the masses section, if you dont like it dont watch! its should be clear to most that its not very high brow and is a lot different to the previous one. I for one like it for what it is and dont expect anymore from it. if you want a factual car program watch 5th gear.....

talkie toaster?

im still waiting for my chirpy breakfast time companion with a pathalogic interest in all things bread

imagine....

standing on the street gawping at your n95 and then seing yourself sideways on, scary stuff! and i aint no picture!

a case of

for people with more money than sense, i wouldnt be impressed with anyone waving that in my face id just laugh and hit them with my N95

@ Iain

was going to say the same but got beaten to it! over-engineered response methinks, by ilogicaltech

paris cos she wants to avoid thigh problems

looks like...

it belongs in a TIE fighter to me lol

mines the one with the dual shock3 in

not a case of

titsup but titsoverboard

@ Anders Halling

sorry my bad! i thought they would apply it to tornadoes as well

mines the one with the doppler radar keys

moon base freedom

excellent not long before our colonial brothers install one on the secret moon base. and we have a real deathstar

im still waiting for my nasa approved starfury

ill bet

500 quatloos on DSG Group!

die dsg why wont you die!!!!!!!!

silly bint

no one cares what you think

"tell me why i dont like peaches! tell me why i dont like peaches!"

mines the one with the 'do they know' cassette

at anon coward

probably sooner than you think, merseyside police have used one for monitoring football matches, soon they will be everywhere

i for one welcome out hoverbot overlords

FAIL

Ha more evidence T-Mobile are useless, they do my works phone and at home the reception is cack where as my o2 reception is perfect.

not complaining though, not my fault if people cant get through when on call

i for one...

....welcome our dark matter creating overlords

lmao

owned!

that is all

why not

just wait for the next orbit?*

or tie them on next time doy!

*yes i know thats scientifically inaccurate but meh

design flaw

just wait for those solar panels on the roof to get covered in bird shit and leaves!

treasure trove

my old high school was a treasure trove! bbc micros, acorn computers (with a HDD Platter!) and huge plotters hmmmm!

how positively

crumulant

that is all

there can only be one

Nokia 3210 FTW! until my dad killed it with a dodgy battery from the market pffft

looks like a womans phone imho and the series 40 OS is horrid

another star wars quote?

all too easy.....

that is all