Posts by Yorkshirepudding

lads from lagos

give em they're due some sucker will fall for it

on the upside

it might stop little kids shouting down the headset on cod4

HELLO HELLO! ADD ME TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

to infinity and beyond

yo yo i got my Saturn V they see me rollin with 7,648,000 of thrust, y'all its all about the first stage fo shizzle

holy smokes

thats impressive..... most impressive

amazing to see the ash and steam interacting that way

IDDQD?

sadly god mode couldnt save ID

RIP guys for one of the best games i ever played bar none, ill raise a pint to shitting myself in the dark for running into cacodemons

sweet zombie jesus

I have the same t-shirt

/facepalm

icon win

this article was written for this icon

jabba the hutt

im a big fat twat and i do most of the work myself.

i can do most manual things a human can do

yaaaaay an excuse to use the imperial pint icon

3 months i ze cooler

Germans bless em

i concur with TeeCee too we now need a playmobil icon post haste

space precinct

that was fun for about 6 episodes ah well wouldnt say no to the female cop. what were we on about again

epic win nearly

you forgot the epic win icon YOU FAIL!!!11

no just kidding! i heart REG!

sheldon cooper ftw

just get him to build us a fusion reactor in between halo and visits to the comic book

Terminator - well we wont be around to see the result anyway

clangers!

wont be amused

/coat

give it time

seems picking a 5800 was the best decision after all! ill wait till they get the bugs out of the beast

probably re-designing the keypad layout is to much to ask but they should do it

as in all things test drive first folks

Oooooo new icon woot!

nuke them from orbit.....

.....be sure its the only way

Bleh!

i look at it this way i wanted a ps3 origionally and i got a HD Disc player at the same time, bonus! im buying a mixed bag of DVD's and BluRays

if its a new superwhizzy film like say the dark knight ill buy it but ill still buy say the next series of family guy on dvd

to be fair i have mostly rented blu rays and that suits me fine

obligatory IT crowd snippet

Moss: Subject: Fire. Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road... no, that's too formal.

[deletes text, starts again]

Moss: Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.

[sigh of relief]

keypad needs adapting

since sir ranulph is all fingers and no thumbs

actually none

mines the one with the keys to the arctic Hilux

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

Puny humans today were elated by the news!

epic wins all round folks

moar!

we need moar please! millenium falcon haynes manual FTW

protip: bang on bulkhead if start-up sequence fails

brilliant

if only it was as crazy and out of control as it was made to be i had imagined it charging accross devon cutting a swathe of destruction and cutting it off from the mainland lol

scifi drinks

no ambrosia?

no blue milk?

no prune juice (a warriors drink!)

no canaar?

bah!

mines the one with the bottle of romulan ale in the pocket

silence fools

Firstly the new ship doesnt have its PHALANX guns installed yet

secondly less of the anti-liverpool jibes you southern fairy poofters

ahhhh apple

happy to take the piss out of others, throw teddy out of cot when they are the target

watch the skies

saw some wondeful cloud patterns as the sun went down over the irish sea from liverpool pierhead last night, not sure they were noctilucent though

Oy Vey

maybe he needs to take a page out of krusty the clowns book the schliemiel

mines the one with the krusty brand imitation beef sandwich

like the orange wednesday adverts

Captain Ramius: Re-verify our range to target... one page only.

Capt. Vasili Borodin: Captain, I - I - I just...

Captain Ramius: Give me a page, Vasili. One ping only, please.

Capt. Vasili Borodin: Aye, Captain.

beep beep.

father ted

anyone remember 'priest chat' ;-)

actually....

they do more than discuss tat like big brother celebrity ice skating, they discuss things like sky, top up tv, hardware and faults etc its pretty darn handy, hope they get it sorted

@ Ash

what no duck hunt?

/smacks ash with snes super scope

are you mad man? at least they could put in an edition where you could shoot that bastard dog

im sure google

will crash with requests for new doctors assistant nude searches

i heart that ginger babe

oye bitches

DO STFU! give the guys a chance i downloaded the store app onto my 5800 and i think it works rather well, seems to move at a decent pace and yes some of the content is a bit crappy (star trek nokia ringtone lol wtf) but give it time and hopefully it will blossom i found it easy to navigate and easy to filter stuff with.

engineering! report!

"Let's see what she's got," said the captain. And then we found out, didn't we?

boxy looks?

ODFO! its a goddamn basic laptop and it looks fine for my work even

pirate as just about everyone has hit the good ship netbook Yaaar

@ Destroy All Monsters

of course you never know when a romulan mining vessel might drop out of black hole for a visit

eating for two

classic excuse seems momma got the bigger share

robo-execs

im fondly remembering this from an episode of futurama there was a robot tv exec who rolled dice to decide schedules

damn you fox, damn you all to hell

low tech solution

its heartwarming to know that in these hi tech times of interwebs, biphones and killer death flying machines that when man finds himself almost bested by a machine a good tug or swift smack with a blunt object resolves the problem

"when in doubt give it a clout"

im sorry but

i've no symphathy with such a poor backup regieme

FAIL!

shake it baby

dont have time to play with myself

/add other duke quotes after

@ Richard

i've not nowt agaisnt a smoking and non smoking section, as long as that filthy smoke doesnt float my way, a door and a large extractor fan will keep me happy. if smokers want their own room where they can riddle themselves stupid with lung cancer then go mad by all means. meanwhile ill be hammering my liver with another pint of blacksheep

wtf h4x!

i love seeing mac users suffer haaaw haaaw

ha ha

does the bejesus phone still not have gps?

and now you get a compass odfo i had a java compass on my nokia 6260 back in the day

Were all doomed

solar crisis?

sunshine?

doomed dooomed i tell you DOOOOOOOMED!

hateful hardware

i refuse to let this hateful communist like device in my car voluntarily they will have to threaten me with some real pain before i do

i may not be able to do a 1/4 mile in my diesel focus in less than 10 secs but dammit while im on the road im reasonably free!

ha ha

have you tried turning it off and on?

classic

epic fails all round

i was asked to take 10% paycut last month which clobbers me as im already paid peanuts for talking to idiot users, time to abandon ship?

whoohoo friday!

damn i love you guys! haha made my day pulling cat5 cable and now this

bucking follocks

so what about all those countless ww2 games?

utter cack