Posts by Yorkshirepudding

Uhhhhhh LAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Keep an eye out for random cylinders folks!

all together now....

its been a long road getting from there to here....

the sound of drums

just keep an eye out for a blue telephone box nearby stockholm geneva or were all up the shitter

im sorry im so sorry......

BANG

mines the one with the laser screwdriver

a good motorola?

have i woken up in a parallel universe this morning

/pats 5800 hapilly

Hailing frequencies open

i dread to think what will happen when it reaches omicron persei 8

love it

deep breath............

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

intake

HAHAHAHAHAA HA HA AAAAAAAAA

ahem i love it when micro$haft shoot themselves in the foot

well done auntie beeb

/goes back to watching TG on ps3 iplayer

so much fail

its hard to know where to start

some people cant bloody read how are they supposed to learn how to operate a computer then?

/thinks back to pictograph keyboards on acorn computers in junior school

and the thing is some people just dont get it seriously. to them a computer or any form of digital technology is witchcraft and must be burned

82k to stop smut

seriously you dont need to spend that much if you block most noobs first attempts with some sort of content monitoring thats often built into routers they wont be arsed to try again

nucwear wessels?

Shields up Keptin?

im curious

90% will buy one of these locked down phones but still these people buy their offspring 18 games and films

frankly im sick of trash talking 10 year olds on modern warfare 2 already

some suggested apps

iWhippet - train your ritual racing mutt

iWife - preloaded with various norah batty type shouting

ex-pat yorkshireman living in scouseland

haha owned

regardless of the tit for tat fanboi arguments that will ensue from this i find it utterly funny and if any of these people buy another 360 then its even more funnier. its hard to see if this will force the l33t haxxors onto other consoles its certainly possible.

sweedish? borg?

is there a hidden collective slowly assimilating sweeden?

WANT

Install Bacon v1.0 and im sold

touched by his noodly appendages

what sort of variable is possibly? bah!

who needs an algorithm

when you have the famous last words:

"watch this!"

the solution

if she spent 1 weekend with me she'd be a much more natural shape, i diet of fine beers and ethnic meat dining will allow her to gain a full shape

worth a punt too

i predict a riot

will you xbl avatars be able to starting throwing bottles and flares?

that'll teach me

to not read headlines fully i thought brums finest were gonna be given EVOs not EVs

hark i hear the collective cackle of brums underworld laughing themselves stupid

Monoliths!

nuff said

the goggles they do nothing!

eww ewww ewww call me old fashioned but i like a woman with some curves

and an arse you could park your bike in and rest your pint on

Snu Snu!

anybody remember the planet amazonia from futurama

eeek broken pelvis

1 warp core breach please

if we can collide matter and antimatter were not far off a warp drive? even so it makes a tasty cocktail

Xmas special

cosmic rays! world coming to an end at christmas? sounds like a Dr Who special to me

mines the one with the sonic screwdriver

so......

ICANN Has Dot Comz?

Q Who?

great news omnipotent beings from another continuum walk amongst us and they landed in sweeded lol

covert shots

well thats the voyeuring gone out the window

you will be assimilated

one small step for borg kind!

great escape

i wonder where it will be kept? so that vill be 3 weeks in ze cooler ja?

mines the one with the tunnel map in

impressive

i must say im impressed its hard to bash one out even when drunk

as a ps3 owner....

... its crap if you ask me, motion control works for the wii in my opinion but the 360 and ps3 are more of a serious gamers console while i consider the Wii to be more of a party/social console i just cant see it taking off on the ps3 if it ever goes into production.

im far too happy lounging in my massive chair in front of the TV shooting nazis down over kent with a pad anyway

plus its more satisfying throwing a pad when you loose

3rd party

according to my blox360 owning pal you can get some 3rd part adapters to work on them, so i would rather look into getting that than feeding gates pension fund for something that looks like a 3 year old designed on a sugar induced high.

then again my consoles adapter is internal and came with the console.....

@ Ian Ferguson

lol! no whales just tall tales

wont be long before someone lands an amusment park on it

give disney 50 years or so

air america

remember the viet cong guy who took a pot shot in that film? nuff said

or maybe

its a civil war in the Q continuum ?

Felix Sapiens

i for one welcome our moggy fish eating overlords

if they evolve into anything like cat from red dwarf i think we'll be ok

Aooooooooooowwwwww this way! im gonna eat you little fishy!

ahhh memories

i never did figure out why they wouldnt give us the loan Before we got there

then i learned you'd spend it because your only human, managed to blow my loan on 5 for 20 deals on vhs tapes at HMV and booze of course

i then got double shafted because i was skint and had lots of VHS tapes when DVD was around the corner DOH!

beer because students etc.....

SONTA-HA!

What no sontarrans! FAIL

quantum of crap

last one was utter tosh where as you know my name rocked the proverbial socks more please!

a motorolla

so its still gonna be shit anyway

/dons flameproof jacket

too bloody right

Shame on the government for allowing such a travesty of justice to a national hero ill

i can only raise a glass in his honor and +1 for the knighthood for helping to hold back the nazi tide

oh the humanity

you know there is a episode of futurama where a giant garbage ball of New yorks rubbish returns to menace the city

upon landing on it among the rubbish the planet express crew find a huge moutain of AOL disks

id like that editing because a mountain of ipods would be more amusing considering the amount they bring out. but if people insist on buying every edition they bring out.....

my god its full,,,,

of win!

excellent pictures there is life in the old girl yet

perk list

will it be on CODMW2?

Reflex sight ftw!!!

child abuse

naming your child something stupid should be a form of child abuse

cheers mum and dad while im pummled to oblvion

wagon wheels

does this mean these are safe? jam or none jam variety!

beechawowa

break out the AT-ST's!!!! oh hang on...

Indicators?

no sign of them true BMW revolution there! im guessing they are an optional extra

did it for the lulz

i only go in a DSGi store now to scope out equipment, last snotty salesmen i spoke to in PC world had the cheek to tell me to speak to someone in the industry because i wouldnt let my friend by symantec with a potential new laptop because he can get free AV

fools let them all burn!

failboat

im getting my o2 installed tomorrow, my o2 wireless box 2 will be used briefly to check the service is ok then im whipping out a Linksys WAG354G because it looks better, is smaller, stands on its side and doesnt have this sort of problem

afaik lol

pint for the fact i pay less